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What are you telling me? Frank?

Attention, people of Hoodie's pocket. A toxic cloud is headed to town. Stay inside your home and seal all windows and doors with duct tape. If you do not have duct tape, stay in your home and we will come. I cannot regret this.

Frank? Drink it. What's going on? You need to get inside. The animals are all heading to the other side of the mountain. Right.

They've got the right idea. Get inside.

What's happening? Trinket, the air in Hood's pocket is about to become very toxic. We need people to stay inside. Do you have duct tape?

Of course she doesn't have duct tape. Take this duct tape, get inside, and seal everything.

Why don't you want people to answer their doors?

In addition to the toxicity of the air, we may have visitors tonight.

What kind of visitors?

There's no time to explain. You need to get inside.

Well, people are going to be sick. Duct tape isn't going to be enough. You'll have to deal with that in the morning, Trinket. A space foot. I should harvest more of it from Cameron's house so we'll be able to help you. We don't have time, Trinket.

It's an excellent idea, but Frank is right. There's no time. Space foot is no good to us if it kills you in the process. Get inside, Trinket. Frank, I'm going to set the phoenix down at the horizon. Meet us there.

All right. Okay, Trinket. Inside. Please. Now.

Okay. sorry Frank

you're saying you can keep the toxicity to a minimum

not to a minimum but I believe I can reduce the lethality how if I constantly fly the phoenix in a particular pattern over the town and I can temporarily increase the atmospheric pressure causing the toxic clouds to go either one way or the other, although not entirely.

Guys, what about Lucian?

By my estimation, this will be a fairly heavy gas.

A mungo should be able to keep its head above the gas. That aside, we really have no idea what does and doesn't affect a mungo.

A lot of people in town are going to be woefully unprepared for this.

This is why we need to meet at the horizon. It's possible that the gas will have a high metallic content and may disrupt communications. We need to make a plan and hope for the best. Guys!

Deidre, what is it?

I can't breathe. Shit. Eldon? She's hyperventilating.

Jack up the CO2 in here. I'll put the hazard mask on.

Deidre, you're all right. I'm completely in control of the environment of the cockpit. Your body is depleted of CO2 because you're breathing too fast. I'm going to give you more CO2. You need to try and regulate your breathing. I'm not dying. You are not.

Is anyone else going to die?

We're going to be okay.

Where did they take Verge?

Deidre, listen to me. Everyone's going to be okay. You're going to be okay. Verge is going to be okay. But this is going to be a long night. Minutes are going to pass like hours. But the sun is going to come up. Okay? Say okay.

Okay.

Stay in the cockpit.

Keep breathing. What's the word? Everybody's locked down somewhere, but where the fuck is June?

Two minutes away, she's in Deidre's truck.

What's next? Verge had two hazard masks. I gave one to Tabitha.

Deidre will stay in the Phoenix with me while I fly in circles above Hood's pocket, hopefully suppressing the toxic gas from getting into town. Frank, you won't be affected by the toxicity.

All right, and I know for a fact that not enough people have duct tape. Who doesn't have duct tape? But I am going to raid the hardware store and go house to house making sure everybody's got some.

That will work. Celeste is at the military base locking it down as well. This may be the best we can do. The toxic cloud will be here any minute.

Okay. And the second part?

Yes. They're called eels.

Wait, where the fuck have you been? I don't want to hear it from you. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ. June. Not a word. Why does she have a dog? The dog is the mayor. What? Eldon, open up.

Of all the things you could be doing right now. Hey, this is National Security 101. When the nation is under attack, you get the president in the air.

I can't believe you.

Shut up. Up you go, Sparker. Jesus, you weigh a ton. Hey, Sparker. Keep him safe, Deidre.

What are we doing? Just take this duct tape and seal yourself inside a room.

Okay. The Truscans are sleeping one off.

I've got to let them know what's going on. Elden, the second part. Eels. Bolt, wake up, buddy.

Look, we don't have time for the backstory. They're bad. They try and kill everything they see. Luckily, they're too stupid to have weapons, but for them, it doesn't matter. Real zombie apocalypse shit, man. Oh.

Should I go in? I'm scared to go in. What do Druskins look like naked? Do I want to know?

I'm going to head to the town square. I've got an idea. Yeah, well, I'm on duct tape patrol.

I've decided, yes, I've decided. I want to know. Boys, put your junk away. I'm coming in.

Best of luck, everyone. Stay as safe as you can.

Hey, Doug? Doug, can you hear me?

Oh, yeah, I'm right here.

Okay, great. Do you need anything?

No, I'm all right. The doors and windows are sealed, and the fireplace, too.

Okay, good. Great. So, the phones might go out on us at some point, but do not come out unless you hear the all clear from someone.

Okay, okay. Oh, Frank, Frank, Ava Grimm's house.

Yeah, what about it?

Oh, she was a big prepper, it turns out, so there may be gas masks over there.

Good. Yes. Good call. I'll head there first.

Oh, Jim. Jim has asthma.

Oh, Jim. Right. So, Doug, there are at least six Jims in town, so...

Oh, oh, um, Lynn. James Lynn.

Right. Yes. Yep. James Lynn in Trailer Park Road.

Yes, that's the one.

Okay. I'll put him on the list.

good also uh andrea she is on an oxygen tank andrea andrea johnson she has a corgi called kibble oh yeah oh yes right okay yep she's on the list good oh oh also uh trisha schaefer she never closes her windows she's got that thing about breezes yeah doug so doug i i've got this

i need you to get your rifle out oh yeah it it's out okay okay i i'll check in as soon as i can

okay okay oh no no hey hey you you you have to stay in

there. I know that it's a tight squeeze, but you can't be out there right now, okay? It's too dangerous. I mean, what do I know? You may be just fine out there, but let's just assume it'll be as dangerous out there for you as it will be for me, okay? Oh, I brought asparagus. There you go. Oh. Yeah, that's my rifle. It's been tucked away for a while, so you haven't seen it yet. I used to hunt, and every season I'd be out there, and then somewhere along the way, I just... I couldn't seem to put it up to my shoulder anymore. Somewhere along the way, I started to feel like there should be more things around. And not less. And it feels weird in my hand now. Boy, we've really gotten ourselves into a mess, haven't we?

Doug, you there?

Oh! Yeah, hey, Steve. Yeah, I'm here. Hey, you all locked down? Yeah, yeah. I brought the Ashley Soros in and put it in the bathtub. That thing fit in your bathtub? Well, not really. But I think I can get it to stay put for the night. Where did you end up?

Well, I was at a duct tape at my house, so I grabbed Rambo and headed over to the Sheep's Eye. I just got everything taped down and locked up here.

Oh, yeah, good, good. Oh, oh, you know, Dietrich keeps a shotgun behind the bar. what yeah yep it's true no way yeah no well she's only used it once but i'm i'm yeah i'm pretty sure it's still there a shotgun uh double barrel 20 gauge uh it was tj's

jeez i'm just i'm trying hard to imagine deidre pulling out a shotgun from behind the bar and No, no, I just, I can't seem to imagine it.

Well, I mean, it would be hard for me too, but I was there. See, a fight broke out between some bikers. This must have been, oh, 10 years ago. So she pulled it out and shot it at the ceiling and the whole bar goes quiet. And then she said, who wants the next one?

What?

Yeah, I swear.

Full of surprises, that one. Yeah.

Yeah, and well, right after that, she, you know, excused herself and went into the back room and threw up, so.

Yeah, well, that's more like it.

Yeah. How do you think she's doing?

Not great, I imagine. I mean, she's up in the ship with Eldon right now.

Guys? Oh, hey, Celeste.

How are you guys doing over there?

We're fine. We've got the base locked down between the barbed wire and a few assault rifles. I'm pretty sure we'll be safe from whatever else. Unfortunately, our gas masks burned up in the meteor strike, so we're stuck here.

Yeah, Leif and Frank are out there patrolling the streets, so, you know, don't worry about it. Sure.

Ahem. Uh, hey. Since we're stuck here... Uh, anybody else think Frank being transformed into some grumpy forest creature goes perfectly with his personality?

Oh, absolutely.

Oh, hell yeah. This is his final Pokemon evolution, y'all. Yeah, Frank? Frank is mega Mewtwo. Mewtwo? Ha, that's perfect.

Yeah. So, uh, I heard you guys talking about the time Deidre shot the ceiling. Yeah, yeah, were you there? Yeah, I was there. Damn, where was I?

Hey, you know what? Don't answer that. It can't be a good answer.

You can still see the buckshot above the cash register.

Oh, Steve, I was going to say, the shotgun's probably still back there. Maybe you should load it.

I don't know, y'all. Me and guns? That's probably not a good idea.

You think she's okay, guys?

We don't know.

She's probably, you know, pretty worried.

She's probably worried about 15,000 things right now. Yeah, for sure. Best we can do is make sure she doesn't have to worry about us.

Oh.

Yeah, I think that's a good idea.

So, stay in touch as best we can. Yeah, copy that. Long night.

Long night.

Long night. Long night.

Attention, people of Woodstock. A toxic cloud is headed to the town. Stay inside your homes and seal all windows and doors with duct tape. If you do not have duct tape, stay in your homes and we will come to you. I cannot stress this enough. Only open your doors for Frank.

Jesus. This shit is thick. Leif! Yeah? It's here. There is a dark cloud coming up the street.

Where are you?

I just left Trina Ward's house.

You're not in your truck, are you? No. You can't drive your truck. I know. The air filter will clog. I know.

I was a kid when Mount St. Helens blew. I have fond memories of June's dad trying to drive to the store when you couldn't see ten feet in front of you. His car died at the end of the block. Leif, just tell me more about these things, the eel things.

Are you hearing something?

I don't know.

Okay. Elective, electrotherapy, and lobotomy. Eels.

What kind of fucking clockwork orange bullshit is that?

I know. So, this is another one of the wonderful horrors of Minsky's planet. People want to be disconnected from their own mind because they can't take it anymore. They agree to a process that will give them a life of bliss. It's a lie. They become suggestible puppets. They can't think much, but you can program them with a command. A command like kill.

Jesus Christ.

I know.

You hung out with these people?

It was a long time ago.

Well, I fucking hope so!

Look, that's really all I can tell you. I've never actually encountered these things before. But I've got a theory I'm working on.

What?

Are you at the shop and go? Are you gonna Arizona iced tea them to death?

High-fructose corn syrup is a killer.

Yeah, okay. Fine. But seriously, though.

Frank?

Frank? As the earth holds me, as the sky sees me, as the sun rises within me, I step out to greet the motherfucking day. What are you telling me? What are you telling me?

What are you telling me? What are you telling me?

Hi, Cameron. I'm making a pretty big bet that I no longer need a mask in here. I hope I'm right. But something tells me that's not my biggest problem right now.

We'll be right back.

oh steve are are you still there uh steve steve no well i guess it's just you and me although i guess this is there's nothing new for you right i mean an endangered species i guess i know how you feel now Stay there. Who's there? I've got a gun.

Got a gun. Got a gun.

You think I need to open the door to shoot you with this rifle?

To shoot you with this rifle? To shoot you with this rifle? Die!

I know Rambo I hear it too Doug Doug are you there shit Rambo look there's a shotgun behind in the bar what do you think yeah yeah I agree probably probably not for the best I don't even know how to shoot it Doug okay okay we're okay You come in here, you're gonna regret it You think you can scare me? what the fuck okay okay you want to play with me all right rambo rambo listen we're not going out like this all right not like this i've got an idea come here look i'm gonna tie you up right here okay i'll be right back okay buddy here's the plan look something's coming through that door I don't know what it is but when it comes through I need you to bark like you've never barked before okay sound good Remember, buddy, they always underestimate us. We're going to... I'll be okay. Your CO2 levels appear to have returned to normal.

Yeah. The dog's helping.

I'm sure.

What are these things, Elden? Are they monsters?

There are no monsters. They're just people.

how is that possible

there are a few planets in the triad that are so problematic we don't know what to do with them there's a planet called oak way for example the inhabitants are so dangerous that there has to be a constant military blockade around the planet one of those problematic planets is ren where Minsky comes from. Ren society collapsed aeons ago, and everything that was done to remedy that seemed to just throw gasoline on the fire. Life there is tragic and horrific. Added to that, it was used as a prison for some time. They speak of ghosts and demons of Ren. Some, when faced with the horrors of their planet, retreat completely into their own minds disconnect themselves from their emotions. You can see them, but they appear to be somewhere else. Ghosts. Then there are those like Minsky, who seem to be able to metabolize the chaos and draw strength from it. Demons. Then there are those in between, and their lives are a waking nightmare. They are offered freedom from the trauma of their daily lives. They are offered bliss, to forget the things they've seen. You'd be surprised how many take up that offering. In reality, what they become are eels, homicidal and chaotic lunatics. You dropped them into a particular situation to create chaos and fear. Not unlike our situation right now.

Elden, they're... they're in so much trouble. I can't just stay up here.

There's no safe place for you on the ground right now, Deidre. Up here is where you want to be, and definitely where Verge wants you to be.

Am... am I ever going to see Verge again?

You are, Deidre. By my calculations, we are actually in much more danger than Verge is at the moment. The best thing you can do for Verge is stay alive yourself.

I'm not cut out for this, Eldon. If this is how it's always going to be, I don't think I can function like this.

You are currently functioning.

I just hyperventilated and turned into a basket case.

You had a human reaction. That's not a weakness.

Everyone else is on the ground doing something.

Deidre, there are a few thousand people that are now no longer enslaved because of you. You've done quite a lot.

Look what it did to us.

Thus far, it hasn't done anything to us. It's going to be a long night, but we are going to endure that. Who wouldn't endure a long night or two if it means others may be free?

The night's not over yet.

Frank? Yeah, well, these things are fucking horrible, Leif. Are you okay? Not mentally, no. That was a fucking nightmare. It was like getting attacked by an undead rugby team. I'm working on it.

What are you working on? There's speakers on the outside of the shop-and-go. I'm commandeering their sound system. Why? Ultrasound. I think if I can get some ultrasound waves at the right frequency, it'll be like garlic to a vampire with these guys. It's going to take me a minute, though.

Okay, I'm going to go check on Trinket. Okay.

Eldon. Feldon, can you hear me yet? Shit!

God! God damn it! Frank? Have you seen Trinket? No, why? Fuck! Fucking fuck, fuck! She's fucking gone! Gone? Frank, she can't be out there! Yeah, I know! Stay here, I know where she went! God damn it!

Okay, um, okay, so I don't know what's gonna happen first, me running out of bullets or them getting through the door. So, um, I'm going to close the bathroom door now. And no matter, no matter what you hear, I just, I want you to stay in here. Okay. And maybe they'll just ignore you. And, and thank you for showing up in my backyard. i think it was um good for me it was it was good for me to take care of you oh shit No, no, no, no! Stay in there! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

No way.

Who wants a drink?

Oh, Frank! Roll the house!

Goddamn, y'all are flammable! Rambo, nice work, buddy! We did it!

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Trinket?

I'm over here.

I can't see a fucking thing. Where are you? Follow my eyes.

What happened? Wait for your eyes to adjust. You'll see them.

Oh.

Jesus. As soon as they broke down the door... They all started choking on something.

Yeah, okay. Are you okay?

I mean, look at them. They're just people. They're not monsters.

Yeah, yeah. Of course, but apparently they have something done to them, and they, you know, they turn into this... I led them to their death. No, no, they were going to kill you, Trinket.

Yeah. Yeah, I know. The, you know, the kill or be killed thing doesn't really work for me, Frank. Nothing. Nothing gives me the right to do this to someone. You, you didn't do it on purpose. Yeah, that doesn't seem to be working for me either.

Wait, Trinket, do you need a mask in here?

Not anymore, looks like. I guess you can only fit so many mushrooms inside a person.

Look at that.

We just got our own little dream house for just the two of us. No one else can live here but us.

Yeah, and I really hate it. I know. I mean, it's nice, the bathroom, but it's covered in mushrooms.

I mean, that is true.

And there are dead guys everywhere, so...

Well, it's a fixer-upper for sure. Right. Uh-huh. I was really liking this new version of me. Yeah. We can all tell. I was really enjoying, like, being able to feel the whole mountain. But, uh, the mountain's in a lot of pain right now, Frank, and I am too. You should go. You should go. A lot of people need you.

Well, hey, let's get you back to your shop.

Oh, no, no, no. I should stay. I, I'm safe in here, but I might not be out there. And besides, I, I just watched a lot of people die. And I think I need to stay with them. I need to. I don't know, make sure they're not holding on to anything when they cross over. I need to make sure they are finally free. I'll just stay here and harvest some space foot and... Yeah, let me know when it's safe again. Okay. Okay.

You sure you're okay?

now I will be

okay drink it I'll be back okay okay

goddess of death I stand here as your priestess knowing that life must be winnowed to thrive This is a holy act I perform

Okay One ultrasonic stereo system coming right up Okay, we've got sound Now, let's make it lethal

Let's make it lethal Let's make it lethal

Shit

Come on Come on Let's make it lethal Let's make it.

Let's make it.

Holy shit!

What are these intruders?

Tavrok! Nice work, man!

How long must I wear this accursed helmet?

Just until sunrise.

How many in this horde?

I don't know. It could be a lot more. Ah, fuck! Come on!

We are surrounded.

All right, Tabrak. If I can get this thing running, it'll take care of our problem. You gotta keep them away from me.

Very well. Continue your work. I shall continue mine. Demons, you have become prisoners of your bodies. Allow me to free you.

Holy shit! Is Conan on the fucking Black Coast?

Come on.

Come on! Fuck! what the Celeste I found a gas mask keep going I'm almost there you better be why can I not get the sound right come on Leroy Jacobs God damn

Okay, we're ready.

Shit. They have fled into the trees.

Did we win?

Let's go, whose pocket?

Damn. I didn't get to use my sound thing.

Ah, well, maybe next time.

Well fought, my friend.

Yeah!

That'll fucking show him.

Oh. Oh. Should I be out here right now?

it is sort of thing happens all the time you know comes with the territory some guy he doesn't like how much we're charging him decides he's not gonna pay up you can't do that can you honest work on his pay and all that uh-huh yeah so this piece of work thinks he can stop payment meanwhile he's got five different projects across the damn triad

being built by who? The good people of the planet Trusk, that's who. So this guy, he wakes up one morning to find that his projects all across the triad have suddenly stopped. Ah, whatever could it be? Could it be that trying to renege on a deal has landed him worse than he started off? You're fucking A well told, my friend. Oh, God. Hold my drag.

Holy shit!

Anywho, so what we find ourselves in here is a good old-fashioned Triscan Cathy break. You know, we don't move till the price is met. Hey, boys! Turn the damn roots already! Don't make me regret you handing the grill over to you, you hear me? Oh, lord.

Bulb? What just exploded?

A little excavation charge and a big whoop.

Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. And what is this dome we're in?

A camper dome. You gotta have one on Thrust. You never know when a volcano's gonna, you know, shoot some, uh, soot at ya.

Well, it's... It's real nice.

Eh, it's all right. I thought about getting a bigger one, but, you know, the kids are grown. The wife hates camp, and as long as they can hold me and the two dumbasses over there, I think we're good. My love.

Hey, sweetie. Look at me. I'm in a bubble.

Oh, there is the man, the myth, the meat slab. How you doing there, Tarva?

Tabby, did you come all the way out here to check on me? I did, but I was delayed by many battles. I am glad to see you are safe here with the giants. They're taking great care of me. I have eaten many roots. Celeste, do you have a gun? I have a gun. Turns out I still know how to use it. Her aim was true. My aim was true, apparently.

Tarvak, do mine eyes deceive me, or have you got yourself a new toothpick there? Behold.

Frank, you okay? Well, we've had a very traumatic night while you've been here barbecuing, apparently. Well, we all play our part, Frank.

Oh, look at that there. That is straight as an arrow. Nice work, my son. Thank you. Hey, shitheads, how come I can't get you two to do fine work like this man over here? I mean, he's half the size of you.

Truskin Camper Dome. I guess that's one way to survive a toxic gas attack.

Leif, Tarvak here has a new sword. This fine lady here has herself some real nice hardware. What have you been contributing to the evening?

I almost had an ultrasound emitter.

Well, you know what we say on Thrusk when you've almost made something?

You haven't made anything.

You haven't made anything at all, my friend.

Seriously, Leif, do better. We're all contributing.

We're all contributing? What is that? Oh, Jesus Christ. Did those things get into the office? What are they doing in there? Frankie, that's your personal space they're invading. That's all you, pally. Go get them. Fuck. I'll be right back. There you go, Frankie. Give him hell.

We'll be sure and sit right here.

And remember, Frankie, no shame in going for the nards.

Give him the main hotdinger.

There you go. Get your little ass in there.

Oh, I am not cleaning up whatever's going on in there. I mean, he has always wanted to beat up the customers. That's true.

Uh-oh.

We got a runner.

Tarvak, get in there and bet a little cleanup, would you? One moment. Oh, good. Oh, boy, howdy. His head came right off, didn't it? Tarvok, you put that one in the bleachers, my friend. MVP.

MVP.

I am also not cleaning that up. Is it fucking morning yet?

hey you you you saved my life i mean i guess you know you saved yours too but i mean it's it still counts so i uh um dog are you there yeah yeah yes i'm i'm here are you all right I think so

Could you be a bit more definitive with me, Doc?

Ah, yeah, I'm all right

Good It looks like the cloud is beginning to dissipate I'm able to cut through the particulates in the air

Oh, good

uh elvin um yes so uh when i ask you about the the giant salamander that started living in my backyard i think i think uh you may have left out some details that i would have appreciated really such as ah well uh the fact that it can apparently um spit acid acid yes really yeah uh those things were about to kill me and it um well some of them are they are melted now i see did did you not know it could do that

I was aware.

Oh. Oh. Um, Eldon, I realize you are a computer, but, uh, humans really like knowing which things spit acid and which don't. I understand that. Oh. Well, then, what the hell, Eldon?

I didn't think it was relevant.

Elden.

It's lovingly called an igneous burp. The female, Ashleysaurus, can weaponize its stomach acid, Doug.

And you didn't tell me that why?

Because they only do so when in defense of their mates. Mates? Mates. I... So I'm sure you can understand why I didn't see that as relevant. Seeing as you are, while an eccentric fellow, not a male, giant, alien, salamander.

I am not.

What's been going on down there, Doug? Please don't tell anyone about this. Of course. But please don't worry. A bit of interspecies confusion is not uncommon. It's not going to lay subcutaneous eggs on you or something.

What? Oh, well, good.

But, Doug.

Yes?

That animal just saved your life. Time to give it a name.

Oh. Okay. Oh, how is everyone else?

We've made it out relatively unscathed. Once I send the all-clear, we all meet at the sheep's eye.

Alright.

Attention, citizens of Hook Pocket. The air is now safe and the danger has passed. If you are feeling ill or short of breath, please proceed to Trinket Emporium immediately. Eldon?

Everyone's alright. We made it through.

We did?

Yes.

How long was I asleep?

Only a couple of hours.

How in the world did I sleep?

I made an executive decision and adjusted the cabin environment.

You put me to sleep? I did. Eldon, don't do things like that.

Deidre, nearly everyone on the ground has reached the end of a very long night. Yours is just beginning, isn't it?

I'm going with him.

I know. Hence the enforced nap time.

Okay. Good idea.

I know. I'm bringing us in for a landing by the sheep's eye

Okay Why is there a huge crowd down there?

Something rather extraordinary has happened

What?

Minsky nearly killed the entire city of Raxias It did not win him or Darklife any fans Everyone

has heard that Hood's Pocket has repelled an eel attack and rebuked the most powerful crime boss in the Triad. I'm afraid the people of Hood's Pocket have achieved folk hero status in the city.

Oh my god.

I still can't believe they used this thing for long-haul flights.

It's a tight squeeze, but the small profile keeps us off a lot of scanners.

Pretty ingenious, though. It's got everything you need somehow. Are you sure Deidre's ready for this? It's going to be a week of travel after we get through the warp gate. The galaxy brain is in a really isolated spot.

I have an update on that. In this universe, there's a warp gate much closer to the galaxy brain. Really? How close? It's only a day away.

One day? One day. That doesn't make any sense. I know. The whole point of the galaxy brain is that it's undetectable and isolated.

And yet...

I don't like it.

More convenient for us.

And I don't like it.

Whatever it implies, let's deal with that later.

Agreed. Regardless of the travel time, I hope she's ready for this.

She's ready.

Hey.

As ready as she can be. I was at her house trying to think of what to pack, but...

Yeah.

So now I've got this backpack like I'm going to Prague or something.

Hey, you never know.

Leif, am I just going to fuck this up? Is it stupid for me to come along? I don't want to fuck this up

You need to come I'm going to need you

I don't know how any of this stuff works

That's not why I need you to come I go to some pretty dark places, I'm sure you've heard Verge goes to dark places too But they're very different from mine Verge, trapped on the galaxy brain is one problem But the even bigger problem will be if they get free If they get loose on the galaxy brain They're not going to care who dies That includes themself I'm going to need you to pull them out of that Okay?

I don't have a plan without them

I know

Nothing works without them

I know

I'm really scared

In my experience People who can admit they're scared are the ones I can depend on the bravest person I've ever met? She sells tacos. You're going to be fine. Hey, y'all.

Hey, guys. We've come to give you a send-off. We've come to put some positive energy into a really shitty situation. Thank you.

Leif, a little weed for your journey. Nice. Thank you.

Here. Take this. What is this? Just a little Anne McCaffrey for your trip. Yeah, I don't think I'm going to be able to read, June. You don't have to read it. Just hold on to it. Feel the vibes. You're a space heroine now. Feel the vibes! Okay.

And I have mini donuts for you, Deidre. And Leif, talkies for you. Thanks, man.

Thank you, Doug. Okay, bear with me, Leif. Take this amethyst.

Now I'm invincible.

Shut up. Deidre, this is black onyx. Put it around your neck. Okay, thank you.

Tavrok, have you got that thing? I do. We have forged this for you, Deidre.

Oh, okay. It's a knife.

It is.

It's made of glass?

Not really. I'll explain later.

Y'all, these are MREs. They taste terrible, but they're efficient.

Cool. I got chicken chow mein. What'd you get?

Uh, beef stroganoff.

Thanks, Celeste. Oh, and I, uh, brought nothing.

Nobody told me we were doing gift time. Everyone, as before, when I...

I leave with the Phoenix, you won't have your network. You'll need to be more dutiful in your communications. If all goes according to plan, we'll be back within a week. And if it doesn't, well, let's decline to think about that. Shall we?

Thank you for doing this for me, Leif.

I'm doing it for both of us.

So, is this everything you imagined? I'm sure you two sat on whatever shitty planet that you're from and thought to yourself, i'm gonna be a criminal and live a life of adventure i'm gonna fuck shit up but look at you sitting here on guard duty tell me is this the daring pirate life you imagined do they still have the parade are we going to the parade you know where you catch a traitor and bring them home to the galaxy brain and drag them through the main dock right are we doing that the parade i mean i suppose arguably that i don't exactly qualify but um you know because i was never one of you but i suppose i'm still a traitor because i showed you that you don't have to be a bootlicker to be a criminal Ah, well then, let's get this shit over with.

Well, well, well, look at the fucking odds. Oh, always quick to show up when somebody's outnumbered, aren't you? What a horde of fucking sad sacks! This is the terror of the triad! This! Do your victims die of fucking laughter? Where you been? Thank you.

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