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5 Lie To Tell Your Mom
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5 Lie To Tell Your Mom

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May 3, 2023 | 00:06:55 | Leisure

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This is Mojo in the Morning Live.

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Oh, thank you. I love it there. Siobhan and Jen are amazing. It's in Southfield, by the way. Very convenient.

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It's Mojo in the morning.

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Sweet.

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Five lies to tell your mom.

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Taylor? What's up? You ready for five lies to tell your mom?

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Oh, I am so ready. I've been waiting to do this for years.

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We're going to give you an opportunity to win a prize for your mom. We'll give you five lies. And if you can get through them all without your mom getting angry at you and never wanting to talk to you ever again, you win a prize for her, okay? Okay, let's go. A little back story on here. Your mom hates your dog.

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Yes.

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We're going to put your dog into a situation here. You're going to say, lie number one, mom, I lost the dog. What's the dog's name?

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Roscoe.

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Roscoe.

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I love that.

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Lie number two.

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Say, the girls had a late start this morning.

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Lie number three, I think Roscoe ran after them. Lie number four.

00:03:27 - 00:03:29 | Speaker 5:

I'm on the phone with the bus driver right now.

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And lie number five, he ran onto a school bus and is now terrorizing the kids.

00:03:37 - 00:03:45 | Speaker 5:

all right so you need we need acting skills here you need to be in a panic over this to make mom

00:03:45 - 00:04:02 | Speaker 2:

believe it okay and we understand that your mom your mom's already at work she's actually a teacher so she's gonna we're gonna be calling her at school right now yeah yeah she teaches at the middle school in the area oh okay all right here we go we're calling mom up for five lies tell your

00:04:02 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 7:

mom. Okay. Hello? Mom? Who is this? Mom, it's me. Taylor? Yeah, mom, I lost the dog. What? I lost the dogs. Ossie had a late start today, and so the bus schedule was all messed up, and he ran after her, and I'm on the phone with the bus driver right now, and they want me to come up there because he's on the school bus terrorizing the kids. Oh my God, are you kidding me? I don't know what to do. Roscoe's on the school bus. He's on the school bus. You're done. You're done. It's done. Holy crap. I love it.

00:05:00 - 00:06:31 | Speaker 6:

me to jail dude they're gonna take everything you own anybody I don't know they just want me to come up there but I'm not going by myself the driver drove away with the dog on the bus I guess so mom stop it why would she do that can you come with me oh my god I need you to come with me oh my god they don't want to see me up there because they're gonna start making threats to you and I'm going to tell you what, ain't nobody threatening mine. And Zach's at work and I can't get him to pick up the phone. Oh, my God. I warned you, Taylor. I warned you, that dog. Oh, my God. Well, I'm going to throw you enough. They're not going to need to. I am going to flip out. I'm panicking. Yeah, you should panic. You should panic. I just keep pouring into my classroom that I've got to go teach and you're going to lose everything you own. Don't you go up there without me. Where is my granddaughter? At school and he's on the bus. Oh, my God. Do you want me to have a heart attack? I don't know what to do. Oh, my God. I just, I'm having a very hard time laughing my head around how this happened. How the hell did she drive away with a dog on the bus? Wasn't Ossie saying anything? It was a substitute driver. Holy s**t. A substitute knows a dog ain't a student.

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Mom.

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Why is that funny?

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Mom. This is the Mojo in the Morning Show. And Taylor had you on five lies to tell your mom.

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Oh, my gosh. Taylor Aubrey. You got the middle name, girl. Oh, my, my whole body is ice cold and covered.

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Mom, I got you.

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Mom.

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My kids just heard me and now I can't. Ask them if they want me, Robco. Oh, my God, I'm going to kill the dog. I'm sorry.

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Mom.

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I love my grandpappy. I love my grandpappy.

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Your grandpappy. Taylor just won you a prize for being on Five Lies to Tell Your Mom Everything is All Good.

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Yes. We did it, Mom.

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My favorite is Mom's Whisper Panic that she's in because she doesn't want people to know.

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Yes. What? I'm in a closet at the back of my classroom. I teach eighth grade, and they heard me. I know this.

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Yay. Love you, Mom. I'm not going to steal, but I'm going to kill you.

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It's Mojo in the Morning.

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Sweet.

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Five lies to tell your mom.

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