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5 Lie to Tell Your Mom
Mojo In The Morning

5 Lie to Tell Your Mom

from Mojo In The Morning

June 7, 2023 | 00:08:43 | Leisure

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It's mojo in the morning. Five lies to tell your mom

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Hi Maddie

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Hi

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That hi was like a Hi I'm about to ruin my relationship with my mother

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It's a nervous hi

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Are you ready for this?

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I think so

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So five lies to tell your mom Anybody that's never heard it before We come up with the lies Maddie is 25 years old You live with your mom I understand that your mom is a beautiful lady, right?

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Gorgeous lady.

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I also understand your mom is a very protective mom, like she should be.

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Yes, very, very protective.

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And how would she feel about you taking all your savings and going away with some dude that she doesn't like?

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Oh, my gosh. I think she would disown me.

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What's this guy's name?

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His name is Will.

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Lie number one, you're going to say, Will and I are going to go to Mackinac. Okay. Lie number two. Say, we put down a big deposit. Okay. Lie number three, but it was a fake hotel.

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Oh, my gosh.

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Lie number four.

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And now I am out of money.

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Oh, my gosh.

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It's going to kill me.

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And lie number five, can you loan me three grand?

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she she's she's gonna kill me she's gonna curse she's gonna call me very unkind work let's call her up all right hello hey mom yes it's maddie yes do you have a minute yeah what's up okay i'm kind of freaking out i need to talk to you about something okay what's up so so um will and i decided to take a trip to mackinaw in the upcoming weekend and we had to put down a deposit for the long weekend hotel okay and i i just got an email saying that the hotel is not real okay i don't I don't know, he's the one who found the hotel. I put my credit card in because it was a big deposit, and I'm really freaking out about it because I have no more money left because they took all our money.

00:04:15 - 00:04:25 | Speaker 4:

Okay, you have to call the bank right now, and you have to decline that charge. You put it on your credit card or your debit card? My credit card. Okay, call the credit card company right now and decline the charge.

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Basically, I need $3,000 to cover it.

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Oh, my God, Maddie. Mom. I'm sorry. Okay. Okay. Why would you do something like that? Because I wanted to... It doesn't matter. No hotel would ask for a $3,000 deposit.

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But we're going to Mackinac. It's the Grand Hotel. We wanted to get a nice room. We wanted to enjoy the last, you know, the school year is done. So we wanted to enjoy that.

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Call your credit card company. Cancel. charge and cancel the room and what do they mean that's not a real hotel i we tried booking the grand hotel and he's the one who sent me the link in the website to do it because i'm good at that stuff and i guess it wasn't the actual grand hotel it was some scam or fake did the charge

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already go through yeah for three thousand dollars i'm sorry how much was the weekend

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going to cost it was like 350 a night but we got like upgrades and fancy so it was going to be

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350 a night you guys were going to split that well he said he couldn't because he had to play for student loans maddie call the credit card company right now okay okay bye bye

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All right, let's call her back.

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Okay.

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And we'll call her with the person from the credit card company and the person from the Grand Hotel, which is the Granite Hotel.

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The Granite Hotel, okay.

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Yeah, you can be the credit card lady, Shannon, and I'll be the Granite Hotel. Maddie, tell them that we got both on the phone.

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Okay. Hello. Mom, it's Maddie. Hi. I know. So I have the credit card company on the line, and I also have the people from the hotel on the line.

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Okay.

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And they're telling me that I can't get the money back because the money already went through.

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Oh, my God.

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Did the hotel say you had a reservation?

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They did. I guess I misread the information. It's not the Grand Hotel. It's the Granite Hotel.

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Oh, my God.

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Hello?

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Hello.

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I'm sorry. How are you doing? This is Harry, Harry from the Granite Hotel.

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Okay, Harry, thank you very much for speaking with me. Yes. Okay, so you were the one that put through the charge, correct?

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Yes, we have a room here for Maddie and Will.

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Okay.

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And it's a beautiful room.

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Okay, hold on one second. Where are you located?

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We are not on Mackinac Island.

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Okay.

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We are kind of just off of the island a little bit, like 300 miles off of the island.

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Maddie, did you know that? I didn't. So you're 300 miles from Mackinac.

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Yeah, it's a beautiful place, though.

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I thought we were in Mackinac.

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And so we already spent the money, so we already did it. And I actually have the people from the credit card company here on the phone to confirm that.

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Hi there. Oh, all kinds of people are on the phone. Okay. So you are holding $3,000 as a deposit, correct?

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I spent $3,000.

00:08:11 - 00:08:21 | Speaker 1:

Ma'am, the $3,000 is actually, it's not pending anymore. That the service on RN has already been rendered. so we can't resolve the dispute.

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Mom? Ma'am?

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Yes. Do you still need me on the line? I guess not. Thank you very much. We may be calling you back. Thank you.

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Mom?

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Yeah, yeah.

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This is the Mojo in the Morning Show calling.

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Oh, my God. You guys are real assholes. Let me tell you that right now. Oh my f***ing God. Because I am about to lose my s*** on my 25-year-old daughter. You are all so ridiculous. I can't even. Oh my God. I'm about ready to try to figure out how I'm going to explain to my husband how my ridiculously stupid daughter is spending $3,000 on this boy that she's only known for four weeks. Plus, we're going to have a little conversation about sex and stuff like that. And she doesn't need any f***ing fancy soaps and towels. What the hell? Oh, my God. Okay. Well, I have to go step in the hall and I have to go grab the AED to resuscitate my heart.

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Uh-oh.

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And then I will come back and I hope she gets a really great prize for this because she's given it to me.

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Actually, you get the prize, Mom. You get the prize, Mom.

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I love you, Mom. Yeah, no, you don't love me. Well, wait. I do love you. You do love me, but you don't like me right now because you would never have done this to me.

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Mom, have you ever heard five lies to tell your mom before? Yes, I have.

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And have you ever laughed when you heard five lies to tell your mom?

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No, I felt huge, huge pain for those mothers.

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Come on.

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I'm lying. That was one lie to tell my daughter. I'm going to go fart on her pillow when I get it.

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It's Mojo in the morning.

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Five lies to tell your mom.

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