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5 Lies To Tell Your Mom
Mojo In The Morning

5 Lies To Tell Your Mom

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January 1, 2025 | 00:05:49 | Leisure

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Alexis. Hi. Hey, so you live with your mom?

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I do.

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You and your boyfriend, right? Or is it your fiancée?

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Yeah, he's my fiancée.

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Your fiancée. And your mom has, like, one rule.

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and what's the rule if you guys are living together yeah the one rule is i'm not allowed

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to have a baby while i'm living in her house okay so it's just a temporary thing until you

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guys get married yes yep and then she wants us out and start her own life all right well we're

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gonna have some fun with mom then with five lies to tell your mom all right lie number one that you're gonna say to your mom you're gonna say mom i need to live with you longer lie number two say we actually don't want to move out line number three so we hire contractors for the basement line number four they're putting in a kitchen and line number five and a nursery too oh my gosh okay so you're going to be breaking mom's rule okay how do you think your mom will

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feel about being a grandma oh my god i think she's gonna fool it let's call her up and see

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what happens okay okay

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hello hey mom can you talk yeah what's up okay so i guess i i've been wanting to talk to you but i you know me and carter we just we really need to live with you longer um we we've decided we just don't want to move out we're not ready for that there's too much going on um but we were talking and you know i i think that we made a good decision here Um, and we actually hired some contractors for the basement. You did what? So we hired some contractors for the basement, you know, because it's not finished yet. Just to make it like more like a home. To do what? Well, so we're going to put in a kitchen. And, you know, you have all of your candle stuff on the side by the door. And, you know, I think just moving all of that and putting in a kitchen so that way we actually have water and we don't have to go upstairs would be really helpful. And then I think, what did you say? Where the candle stuff is. Yeah, like, you know, your candle bench, I think that's where the kitchen will go. The contractors are going to be out, like, I think they said, like, this week or next week, just to look, like, at the dimensions and stuff. But, like, in my head... Well, no, I mean, it's already happening. And then in the makeup room... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm out.

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No, well, okay, listen. In the makeup room, we were going to take that out, and we'll make that into a nursery. What? We're going to make it into a nursery for the baby. Like, seriously? Like, seriously. We don't want to move out. So, you know, we're just going to stay with you, put our money towards contractors, do the basement, put the makeup room into a nursery. Are you trying to tell me something? Yeah. You need to tell Dad. Well, that's why I wanted to call you. All right. and um

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you can go ahead and tell her

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okay mom you're on five lives to tell your mom you f***ing little bitch oh man you were really holding that one in oh my god

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mom it's mojo in the morning

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we have how much money out for f***ing wedding

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oh boy

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and then you're going to take my business and move it without talking

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wait mom you do understand this is just a joke

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right I do yes oh my god I love you

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mom what's the name of your candle business

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candles and lights make everything nice

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by the way I just want to use that slogan and then hear you say, you little f***ing bitch.

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Out of all my kids. And these little bitches all f***ing knew about it.

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Yeah, everybody's in on it, Mom.

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Yeah, I'm good. I love you.

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