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5 Lies to Tell Your Mom: Arrested Last Night
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5 Lies to Tell Your Mom: Arrested Last Night

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February 19, 2025 | 00:05:57 | Leisure

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Sweet.

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Five lies to tell your mama. Dawn?

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Yes?

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Does your mom love you?

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I hope so.

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Do you think she loves you enough that she won't hold it against you if she finds out that you just embarrassed her on the radio?

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We'll find out.

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Five lies to tell your mom. We're going to give you five completely fabricated lies. All you have to do is act them out And we're going to see how your mom reacts to them Okay Lie number one, you're going to say Mom, my brother took me out for my birthday last night Okay What's your brother's name? Mark Lie number two

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Say we met up with some of his friends at the bar Oh God, okay

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Lie number three They ended up getting into a huge fight

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Oh my God, okay

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Lie number four

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The cops showed up and we all got arrested. Oh, he's going to be so mad. Okay.

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Lie number five. I need you to come bail us both out for $5,000. Yay. Oh, my God. So we are going to call your mom and we're going to see what she says. Okay? Okay.

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Okay.

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Speak up nice and loud. Everyone's listening.

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okay hello hey mom hi um oh god please don't be mad at me um so last night uh mark took me out for a late birthday yeah and uh we met up with some of his friends at the bar yeah but there was a really really big fight and the cops showed up the cops the cops showed up and uh we all got arrested what and um i need you to come bail us out for five thousand dollars $5,000. No way. Yeah, Mom, I really, really need your help. Uh-uh. You're going to let me sit in jail, Mom? Yeah, I think you need to sit in jail. Think about what you did. Mom! I don't want to be here. I didn't mean to do anything. It wasn't my fault. Son, you can just sit your ass in jail. I'm sorry. Mom! I don't have that kind of money to bail you out. Mom, please don't leave me in here. It's not fair. I don't have the money to get you out. There's nothing you can do. Where do you think I'm going to get the money from? A money tree? You don't have anybody you can ask? I only get one phone call. Like, I can't call anybody else. I don't have anybody that has that kind of money. Mom, please don't make me sit here. It's awful in here. Bye. What's that?

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Hello?

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I'm at the police station. Hello?

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Hi, is this Dawn's mom?

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Yes.

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How are you doing?

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I thought I was doing okay today, but I don't know about now.

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This is Officer Steve McGarrett. I'm hanging out here with Dawn. And unfortunately, it sounds like you're not going to be bailing her out, which means that she's going to have to stay here for a while.

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Well, I think it would deserve her a lesson to do what she did She should have thought about that before things got out of hand

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Did she tell you everything that she did?

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That they I guess her and my son, her brother Went to a bar And there was a fight, I guess, that broke out And she's in jail

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No, that wasn't all of it

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That's not all of it?

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No.

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Okay.

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She actually, when the police came and the police were ready to put handcuffs on her, she pulled her blouse up and showed her s*** to the police officers.

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She did what? Oh, my God. No way.

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Yeah.

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No way.

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She pulled her blouse up and showed her s*** to the police officer.

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She deserves to sit in jail for doing that.

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You want to know what the police officer said?

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Sure, Tommy.

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I hope your mother has better d*** than that.

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Oh, I'll kill her. She's not. No.

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So my one question I have to ask you. Do you have better d*** than that?

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That hurt?

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Yes.

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well mine are bigger but shame on you

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hey mom this is the mojo in the morning show and Dawn just had you on five lies to tell your mom

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I'm gonna do it

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oh my word

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I don't think you do this to me I love you mom I love you Oh, my word.

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Dawn just had you on with us so that you could win dinner on us for Five Lies to Tell Your Mom.

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Oh, this is funny. I love that you just didn't even care that she was in jail. Just sit in jail. You need to learn your lesson. Mom. Wow. Yeah. Shut up. Oh, shit.

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It's Mojo in the morning.

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5, 3, 4, 5.

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Sweet.

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