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They've taken over cities before, but this July, they're bringing the X Games League Championship home to New Orleans. July 24th through 26th at the Superdome. Over 100 elite athletes competing for the first ever league title. Plus, Metro Boomin', JID, Subtronics, and Bunt performing live. New Orleans doesn't just host the moment. New Orleans is the moment. Get your tickets now at xgames.com. it's mojo in the morning sweet five lies to tell your mom desiree yeah you want to do five lies

tell your mom i sure do okay you're very serious you can't be serious like this i'm so excited i

love pissing my mom off so yeah i called my sister in texas and i'm like i need to know what we should

All right, we're going to do five lies to tell your mom. We're going to have some fun with your mom here and hope that she doesn't hate you afterwards. Oh, she will. Lie number one, you're going to say, Mom, remember when you took me to get my tubes tied? Lie number two.

Say, turns out they did it wrong.

Lie number three, they grew back.

I know a lot of people who have had kids after getting their tubes.

Oh, my God. So it could happen. Lie number four.

They want me to come back for a redo.

And lie number five, because it's too late and I'm pregnant again.

I'm a little nervous now.

Quick question for you. Do you ever feel like you can't put this out in the universe? Because if you do, it might actually happen for real.

I mean, it's God's work. It's God's work. And I'm going to sue my doctor who tied my tooth.

Double check, okay, after we get done with Five Lies.

Here we go. We're calling your mom up. Speak up nice and loud.

Hello? Mom. What? so remember when you took me to get my tubes tied hold on um i guess yeah okay well uh i talked to dr's office and it turns out that he did it wrong uh am i um my my tubes grew back are you and uh they they want me to come back but i i can't what do you mean i'm pregnant are you What are you laughing about?

This is not funny.

It's a nervous laughter, Mom. You can barely provide for the ones you got. How are you going to take down four?

And I can't believe the tube just threw back. Like, that's crazy.

Well, it happens all the time, Mom. There's plenty of people who get pregnant after they get their tubes tied. Well, where do you think you're going to live with four kids? What's your plan? Mom. What? So, you know how we like to listen to the radio all the time?

Mom. What? It's Mojo in the morning. Oh, Desiree, really seriously? Sounds like you got your hands full.

Yeah, I do. And I don't even think this is funny, you little a**hole. I love you guys. I'm going to kill you when I get out of work, Desiree. Just know I'll be a dick as soon as I can.

By the way, Desiree's, like, uncomfortable laughter made me feel so nervous.

I'm going to kill you, too. I'm not going to lie. Mom scared me.

oh my god you guys okay mom she just won you a prize for five lies to tell your mom

oh you guys are great you didn't make my day thank you

It's Mojo in the Morning. The first season of the X Games League is ending in New Orleans, and only one team walks away champion. July 24th through 26th at the Caesars Superdome, watch the world's best skaters, BMX riders, and moto athletes battle for the title. Plus, live performances from Metro Boomin, JID, Subtronics, and Bunt. Three days of sport and music. Get your tickets now at xgames.com.

Thank you.