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5 Lies to Tell Your Mom: Granny Escaped
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5 Lies to Tell Your Mom: Granny Escaped

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July 15, 2026 | 00:07:20 | Leisure

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It's Mojo in the Morning.

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Terrence, we're going to do five lies to tell your mom and phone scam her. Are you ready? Yes, sir. I love it. Bianca, what are we doing?

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All right, so Terrence works at a nursing home, and we're going to pretend one of his patients got lost and is now on the loose. Grandma's on the loose, baby. Oh, my God, I love these.

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Has that ever happened, Terrence, where there's...

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Yeah. Really? So, actually, we actually had a resident just walk out the front door just a couple days ago.

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Oh, and what do you do? Do you have to put, like, an all-points bulletin out? Is it like an... Well, they don't call them amber alerts. Don't they call them something else? Well, usually they don't get too far.

00:02:48 - 00:02:57 | Speaker 5:

Usually we can catch them before they actually, like, leave the front yard. So they, you know, get a little, you know, two-second excursion. Silver alert?

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Yeah, silver alerts. Yeah. So there's a silver alert. All right, here we go. You ready? These are the lies that you're going to have to tell your mom. Listen for these. Lie number one, you're going to have to say, Mom, I need your help. Lie number two.

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One of the patients left her room.

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Lie number three. She's trying to swim in the lake. Lie number four.

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Oh my gosh, now she's getting naked. What do I do?

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And lie number five, can you come here and try to stop her? Are we ready? I'm ready. By the way, if I was ever in a nursing home, for sure, I'm going to be f***ing all the older ladies in the other rooms.

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I thought you were going to say you would run away. Is there a lot of f***ing jams going on in a nursing home? no we we make sure not to just because majority of them are married so any attempts though

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oh yeah there's been a few oh god how far has it ever gotten um almost penetration oh my god call grandpa naked all right here we go we're calling up your mom for five lies to tell

00:04:08 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 5:

your mom hello hello yeah hey mom so um i need your help real quick with what so i got called into work um because one of my uh patients uh left her room and we couldn't find her um and luckily i did just find her but she's trying to swim in wolf lake and uh yeah oh god she's oh she's getting naked now i think i think she's trying to take a bath I don't know what to do. Who's at the light now? Yeah.

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But is there any chance that you can come here and try to stop her? I don't know what to do.

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Yeah. Hi, Ken.

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Hi. Where are you at right now?

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I'm at home.

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Okay.

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So tell me where you're at at Wolf Lake.

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at the beach park? Um, I am. No, so, um... Hey, get out of the water! We're not swimming today! No, come here!

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Karen, you have to go and get her. You can't let her go. I know. You have your kids there?

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No, I'm at work.

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Oh, okay. i'm just okay i'm a little confused so alexis is home yes hey you gotta tell me just where you're at i'm leaving right now

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okay one second hey get out of the way come here no no no come here please come here Don't go out that deep. Come here, please. Damn, you're slippery. Come here, please.

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Oh, my God, me, you f***er.

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No, I don't want to get wet. Come here, please. I'm in my scrub. Come on. Come here. Come closer.

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Parents, make it fun. Not scary. Not like she did something wrong. Make it fun. Make her laugh to come to you.

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Do you want a cigarette? Hey, I got your cigarettes. Come here. If you come with me, I will give you a cigarette, and then we can go back to your room.

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Hot, not a cigarette. Hot.

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Come here, please. No, look, here. I got your cigarettes. You want one?

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Come on.

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Come closer to the shore. Come here.

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Mom?

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Yes?

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I feel bad she's in her car right now, driving over to your work right now, Terrence. mom this is mojo in the morning and terrence had you on five lies to tell your mom and was phone scamming you hello hi who are you this is this is mojo mojo in the morning show

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i have no idea what you're talking about terrence explain to your mom what's going on

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so it's a radio show 104.5 WSNX they do a segment called 5 Lies to Tell Your Mom and I inquired and I told them a little bit about my life and they gave me 5 Lies to give you and I had to make it believable so that you'd believe it

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in order to win a prize it's so believable it got your mom to get in her car to come over and help you with this old lady

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oh my gosh

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mom

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Oh, my gosh.

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She's almost there. Oh, my God. Turn around. No, well, be safe. Be safe. We're driving.

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Oh, my gosh.

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Mom, do you want to say hi to the lady that was in the water? You want to say hi to her?

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Yes. How you doing, Mom? She deserves an award.

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I can't do it anymore. That was so good, Shannon.

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Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. I feel so bad that you started driving.

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I know, it's horrible.

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What a mom, though. Got right in the car.

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Unbelievable mom. Give it up for mom.

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Yo, mom. My son knows that I would do anything for my dad.

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I feel like, Terrence, your mom is who Shannon's trying to sound like. Terrence had you on Five Lies to Tell Your Mom. He phone scammed you, and we're going to give you a prize, mom, for being out. it's mojo in the morning

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five lies to tell your

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