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5 Lies to Tell Your Mom: Lost Nursing License
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5 Lies to Tell Your Mom: Lost Nursing License

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April 16, 2025 | 00:07:08 | Leisure

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00:00:00 - 00:00:27 | Speaker 2:

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00:01:31 - 00:01:37 | Speaker 2:

It's Mojo in the Morning. Five lies to tell your mom.

00:01:37 - 00:01:39 | Speaker 5:

Olivia, what do you do for a living?

00:01:40 - 00:01:41 | Speaker 7:

I am a nurse.

00:01:41 - 00:01:46 | Speaker 5:

Okay. And we're going to do five lies on your mom here. Your mom pretty proud of you?

00:01:47 - 00:01:51 | Speaker 7:

Yeah, I would say so. I mean, growing up, I was a troublemaker.

00:01:51 - 00:02:29 | Speaker 5:

Does she talk about you all the time to her friends? Like, look at Olivia. She turned her life around. definitely guess what we're gonna turn your life to the other side again we're gonna do five lies tell your mom we're gonna make your mom believe that you have gotten bad again uh we came up with these so you got to just follow along when you're listening to her if you get through all five you'll win your mom a prize okay lie number one you're gonna say mom i just got my nursing license revoked lie number two say i had a very hot patient oh gosh lie number three he was getting extra flirty

00:02:29 - 00:02:37 | Speaker 1:

with me lie number four somehow i ended up in the guy's bed and i started touching him

00:02:37 - 00:02:44 | Speaker 5:

lie number five another nurse walked in on us and i got caught

00:02:44 - 00:02:46 | Speaker 6:

Okay

00:02:46 - 00:02:52 | Speaker 5:

We're calling your mom up for five lies Tell your mom Let's see what mom's reaction is to this Okay

00:02:52 - 00:03:08 | Speaker 7:

Make it believable Hello Mom

00:03:08 - 00:03:18 | Speaker 6:

Oh Olivia yeah uh wait wait a minute let me look at this this isn't your phone number

00:03:18 - 00:03:45 | Speaker 7:

i'm at work and i know that you're on vacation but i really need to talk to you for a minute i know i just can't you know what i tried to call you and baby girl yesterday from the golf you know i can't even get a drink okay i need to talk to you um so So, I think I may have got my nursing license revoked.

00:03:49 - 00:03:55 | Speaker 6:

Hello? You made me spit my drink out. What? Oh, my God.

00:03:57 - 00:04:28 | Speaker 7:

I got caught. I got, can you not cry? So, I had this really hot patient. I mean, he was hot. And he kept flirting with me. And I don't know, one thing led to another, and next thing I know, I'm on the patient bed, touching him, giving him mouth to mouth.

00:04:31 - 00:04:37 | Speaker 6:

Son of a sunflower. Are you joking? You're joking. You've got to be joking me.

00:04:37 - 00:04:41 | Speaker 7:

No, my co-worker walked in and caught us.

00:04:43 - 00:04:48 | Speaker 6:

Honey, you worked so hard for your license.

00:04:48 - 00:04:49 | Unknown:

Yeah.

00:04:49 - 00:04:54 | Speaker 6:

You were going back to school and you were trying to make a great life for your baby girl.

00:04:54 - 00:05:28 | Speaker 7:

I couldn't help myself. He was hot. it'll be this unethical you can get you know that could lead you know that could possibly lead to legal consequences can it oh my god I'm gonna come home no I don't want you to come home I just need to be I'm here trying to celebrate my 60th birthday coming up it worked so hard mom

00:05:28 - 00:05:48 | Speaker 5:

mom mom I wanted to introduce myself I'm John I'm the patient Olivia's been seeing what

00:05:48 - 00:05:58 | Speaker 7:

well let me tell you something John she's worked so hard to be a great nurse

00:05:58 - 00:05:59 | Speaker 5:

She is a hard worker.

00:05:59 - 00:06:00 | Speaker 7:

She am on both of you.

00:06:01 - 00:06:03 | Speaker 5:

She's a very hard worker, but...

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Yeah, yeah.

00:06:05 - 00:06:13 | Speaker 5:

I think there's something real between us. And I just want to let you know I'm going to take care of her and baby girl.

00:06:15 - 00:06:18 | Speaker 7:

No, you're not. Over my dead body.

00:06:20 - 00:06:24 | Speaker 5:

Mom, don't do this, Mom. Don't stand in the way of love.

00:06:28 - 00:06:29 | Speaker 7:

Are you sick?

00:06:30 - 00:06:32 | Speaker 5:

I am in the hospital.

00:06:32 - 00:06:41 | Speaker 6:

Mom? Oh, yes. Hi. This is not another patient that's in the room. This is the Mojo in the Morning Show.

00:06:43 - 00:06:44 | Speaker 7:

Oh, my God.

00:06:44 - 00:06:50 | Speaker 6:

And Olivia had you on five lies to tell your mom.

00:06:51 - 00:07:00 | Speaker 7:

I never knew. Oh, my God. Can you stop crying? I listen to you guys every day. And since I've been down here, I have not been able to listen to you guys.

00:07:00 - 00:07:09 | Speaker 6:

Where are you? Down where? Where are you? In Lido Keys on the golf. Happy 60th birthday to Lisa!

00:07:11 - 00:07:16 | Speaker 7:

Dude, you pulled out Son of a Sunflower, and I almost fell off my chair.

00:07:16 - 00:07:17 | Speaker 5:

I've never heard that before.

00:07:18 - 00:07:19 | Speaker 6:

Oh, my God.

00:07:19 - 00:07:31 | Speaker 7:

Oh, my God. You guys, I cannot believe I fell for this. Olivia's worked so hard for her degree or her license when she's going back to college and then oh my I'm shaking I'm just like so

00:07:31 - 00:07:33 | Speaker 6:

Olivia's still doing great

00:07:33 - 00:07:43 | Speaker 7:

yes oh I have to tell you something yeah long time first time wait no no no John

00:07:43 - 00:07:56 | Speaker 6:

say it like this Lisa on the phone there you go hey we got a prize for mom Kevin, is he still sick? No, no.

00:07:57 - 00:08:03 | Speaker 7:

We're back, baby. We're back, baby. Oh, my gosh. What about Megan? Is she back?

00:08:03 - 00:08:05 | Speaker 6:

She is back, yes. She is here.

00:08:06 - 00:08:10 | Speaker 7:

I was just in Toledo, and I thought of her.

00:08:10 - 00:08:12 | Speaker 6:

Mom, we got a great prize for you.

00:08:14 - 00:08:16 | Speaker 7:

For me? Yes. She deserves it.

00:08:16 - 00:08:22 | Speaker 6:

You deserve it. And this actually is from Olivia. She wants to say thank you for always supporting her and being there for her.

00:08:22 - 00:08:24 | Speaker 7:

Yes. Not really crying.

00:08:25 - 00:08:28 | Speaker 6:

Ah, this is awesome. We love it. Both for good reason.

00:08:28 - 00:08:29 | Speaker 7:

Thanks, everybody.

00:08:29 - 00:08:31 | Speaker 6:

Love you, too. Hang on one second. We'll get you your prize.

00:08:31 - 00:09:06 | Speaker 3:

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