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It's mojo in the morning. Sweet.

Five lies to tell your mama.

So this is Kylie, you guys, and she's going to do five lies to tell your mom.

Hi, Kylie. Hello.

Kylie, are we ready?

I am.

Okay, so the idea of this, Bianca, what are we going to do here?

So, Kylie, from what I know, you're marrying Timmy soon, and she's going to find, she's going to say she found out that her fiance has actually been, like, texting her sister, and your sister does, like, well, like, OnlyFans kind of stuff, so you're going to say you You found your fiancé paying your sister for OnlyFans?

Wow, wait a second. Hold on. What? Is this real, though, that your sister does OnlyFans?

My sister's been on a few websites, yeah.

Oh, my gosh. So this could be believable for your mom to think that this is happening?

We're going to call the mother-in-law, correct? We're calling your mother-in-law?

Yes.

We're going to call his mom. Oh, Jesus.

So she's going to be, like, pissed, like, at your son.

All right, so Kylie, you know what? I should have known anybody named Timmy I don't trust Alright, here we go Lie number one that you have to listen for Guys, lie number one You're going to say to Timmy's mom I found out that he's been Texting Jenna, lie number two

Say he said he thinks Her milk monsters are better Than mine

Lie number three

Say he's been spending the money you gave us To pay for her sexual pictures

Lie number four.

I'm calling off the wedding.

And lie number five. The venue isn't letting us get our money back either. All right? You got them all? All right, here we go. We're calling your mom. You're going to have to speak up very loud, okay? Because your mom's going to have a hard time hearing you, or Timmy's mom's going to have a hard time hearing you.

Okay. hello hey it's me hey hey what's going on i'm like shaking right now because i'm so mad why you need to come get your son like like now like i went to bed early while timmy was playing video games and i woke up today and his phone is going on so you know i checked it and i found out timmy was texting jenna yeah well there's a whole like conversation and i'm sorry i'm so pissed off while i was sleeping like he texted her saying that he thinks his milk her milk monsters are better than mine like what yeah like like conversation my sister what the like who like who is them to be like that like you need to control him like for real he lost his mind

Oh, no s**t. All right, I will talk to his dad. I went through more of the conversation.

Hold on, there's a few more things that I need to, like, go over. What the s**t? More of it. He's been spending the money that you gave us to, like, pay for her sexual pictures. Why does she have access to it? No, like, he's paying her. He's doing, like, an Apple Pay.

Bye.

like i'm i'm calling off the wedding yeah i i called i called this morning and since we didn't buy the insurance the venue isn't letting us get the money back either

i don't know what to do well you better stop um payment on my our money i'm gonna i'm gonna kill him yeah timmy gonna kill him what an idiot timmy

i cannot believe timmy would do that loser and who's his milk monsters yes they must be huge the pictures are hot though is laura timmy's mom still on the phone with us right now Yes, I am. Hi, Laura. It's Mojo in the morning.

Oh, Kylie, I'm going to kill you.

Five lies to tell your mom. I am going to kill him. Wait, you're going to kill Timmy? Timmy had nothing to do with this.

Somebody's in trouble. I am staking right now. I'm ready to go over there on my lunch.

Timmy has not been messing around at all. He's actually been behaving himself.

Oh my

God. Although, who has better milk monsters? Kylie or Jenna?

Oh my God. Yeah. Kylie? Do not answer that question. Oh, my God.

Hey, we got a prize for you, Mom. We're going to set you up with a nice prize, all right? Good job. Nice job, Tyler. It's Mojo in the Morning.

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