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5 Lies to Tell Your Mom: Slippery Kitty Palace
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5 Lies to Tell Your Mom: Slippery Kitty Palace

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April 23, 2025 | 00:07:39 | Leisure

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Offer Void in New York. Ends July 19th. Terms at dkng.co slash audio. It's Mojo in the Morning. Five lies to tell your mother.

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We're going to do it to Kiana's stepmother. Kiana.

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Hi, how are you?

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How are you?

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What's up? I'm great. How are you guys?

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Good. You're getting ready to get married, huh?

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I'm very excited.

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Oh, my gosh. We got the venue all set. You're ready to go. You're one of the best things about...

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It's very classy.

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Oh, it is a class. Well, we're going to make it classless here in a second. One of the biggest things we've ever done in the history of the show with our five lies and phone scams is that we have done a great job of messing with people as they're getting ready to get married, whether they be the bride-to-be or they be the groom or possibly, in this case, the mom of the bride. Are we ready?

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Yeah.

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Here you go. Five lies. You've got to repeat them just like this. And if you do, you win mom a prize. Lie number one, you're going to say, mom, my wedding venue just called. They double booked my date. Lie number two.

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Say, I can't have my wedding there anymore.

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Lie number three. They said they can move us to a different venue. Lie number four.

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It's called Slippery Kitty Palace. Oh, my God. I came up with it.

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And lie number five. They said it has a dance floor and a stage with a pole. that might actually be fun are we ready yeah here's the deal your wedding is supposed to be where in las vegas oh this is perfect that actually would be that sounds believable it does sound believable we're gonna make mom freak out about this and i'm sure she's probably putting some

00:03:46 - 00:04:04 | Speaker 7:

money towards this wedding isn't she you know she's very excited about this classy wedding so it's either going to go both ways she's either going to freak out or she's going to be like well whatever let's have a good time it's you know all right let's see which mom we got all right

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We're calling your mom up. Here we go.

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Hello?

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Hey. Hey. So, I'm kind of freaking out right now. I just need, like, a couple minutes. I don't really know what's going on. I just want your opinion on a couple things and what you think, okay? Yeah. Okay. Okay. So, I just got a call. The wedding getting called just now. They double booked my date.

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So, what did they offer you? What did they say?

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They said that they can't have my wedding there anymore. And they also said that they have a different venue they can move us to.

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Mm-hmm.

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I don't know whether to laugh or cry. It's called, I'm not even kidding, it's called Slippery Kidding Palace. i'm looking at that they also said that you know because i was like i was like well what the hell you know like you want me to transfer this classy wedding to a place called the slippery kitty palace and they said yeah well they have a really cool dance floor and there's a stage and they also have poles too so it might be fun i don't even see it kitty vice den no it's called slippery kitty palace anyway sorry yeah what what do you think like are they right would it be fun am i freaking out

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i don't know what do you think i mean are they giving you a big discount or anything

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Um, I don't think so.

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Why? I don't even think it's a real place. There's nothing online.

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Are you upset? Like, I'm freaking out.

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Um, I mean, I want to see pictures, I guess. like, you know, there's poles and a dance, like is it a strip club? Yeah, it's kind of like a strip club. I mean, that's, no. I don't know. I mean, I guess that's why I say like we'd have to see what it looks like because you know, and I, you know, I'm not like advocating for your mom but like, you don't want your mom and stepdad going to a strip club your grandma you know what i'm talking about i mean grandma might get down

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you know and you would get down wouldn't you like if i was twisted on the pole would you

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twist on the pole like i mean it's it's fine but like like for me i don't care like if you wanted to like elope to like the vegas you know elvis chapel i'd support it i just feel like i just feel like if it's like literally a strip club it might not feel comfortable for everyone but like

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if you think they'll get down then i mean if that's the only option what is that did you hear

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that hello did you hear that

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What is that? I don't know. Do you hear it?

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Amy.

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Who's talking to me?

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Hi, Amy. How you doing? Amy, this is the Mojo in the Morning Show, and you have been on Five Lies to Tell Your Mom.

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Oh.

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Amy, you are a way cooler stepmom than I am I would have said no so fast Well, I support her with whatever she does Oh my god But grandma would get down

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Amy, the wedding has not had any issues at all It's all good There's no slippery kitty palace As you learned when you googled it You did Google. That's, by the way, the smartest Five Lies mom that we've had forever. She did find the Kitty Kitty Vos didn't know. That's right. We just got a prize. We got a prize. Yeah.

00:09:23 - 00:09:35 | Speaker 4:

Oh, yay. I'm a little shocked. My heart's beating. I'm glad that the wedding's still on. We're really excited. So, yeah, yeah. No, this is better news.

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It's Mojo in the Morning. Five to me. Five to me.

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