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5 Lies to Tell Your Mom: The Poopetrator
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5 Lies to Tell Your Mom: The Poopetrator

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July 30, 2025 | 00:06:10 | Leisure

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00:02:06 - 00:02:16 | Speaker 5:

sweet five lies to tell your mom hey jamie what is it that your mom is notoriously known as

00:02:16 - 00:02:30 | Speaker 8:

well having actions and going to the bathroom in public is what she's known for hey i mean She's got to go. She does not care when, where, how, who. She's going.

00:02:31 - 00:02:34 | Speaker 5:

Wow. And where are some of the places that she's gone?

00:02:35 - 00:02:54 | Speaker 8:

Oh, you know, I mean, middle of a country road. Denny's parking lot in the middle of the day. She, you know, she gets it just right where she knows to open the front door and the back door, pave herself in there. She's got her toilet paper in the van. You know, she's just got herself the system, I guess. Okay.

00:02:54 - 00:03:12 | Speaker 5:

Wow. All right, so we're going to call your mom up, and we're going to say that she's in trouble for doing this stuff, but you're going to be the one doing it, okay? Yeah. All right, five lies to tell your mom. We're going to give you five lies for the listeners to listen for, but you've got to be able to say them to your mom and get them all out before she hangs up.

00:03:14 - 00:03:14 | Speaker 8:

Okay.

00:03:15 - 00:03:22 | Speaker 5:

Lie number one, you're going to say they had to close the campground. You guys were recently at the campground?

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Yeah.

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Lie number two.

00:03:26 - 00:03:35 | Speaker 4:

Say people have been pooping where they shouldn't. Lie number three. They have a video of the poop-a-trader on Facebook.

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Lie number four.

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It kind of looks like you.

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And lie number five. And the police are involved and you could get arrested.

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Got it.

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All right. Where are you right now?

00:03:51 - 00:03:53 | Speaker 8:

I work in a factory.

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Okay. What are we making?

00:03:56 - 00:04:00 | Speaker 8:

We're making headlamps and tail lamps for everything on the road.

00:04:00 - 00:04:11 | Speaker 5:

I love it. We love that. Thank you for keeping us well lit when we're driving to go find a place to go duty. Calling your mom up. Five Lies, tell your mom. Speak up nice and loud.

00:04:12 - 00:04:12 | Speaker 8:

All right.

00:04:23 - 00:04:35 | Speaker 7:

Hello? Mom? What's wrong? Mom, nothing's wrong. You got, like, five minutes to talk to me real quick? No. I'm at the f***ing work.

00:04:37 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 8:

Well, I was just wondering if you went to the campground this past weekend. No, I didn't. Why? Oh, yes, I did. Why? Oh, I guess there was a problem with the campground. They're closing it. The campground? They're closing it I guess I guess people been poop people been pooping where they shouldn't

00:05:00 - 00:05:29 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, they have a video on Facebook of the poof-a-traders. Oh, my God. Yeah, it kind of looks like you, Mom. Where? What? Where? At the campground. I guess they, on Facebook, it says that the police are involved. I don't want you to get arrested. Did you poop?

00:05:30 - 00:05:31 | Speaker 7:

I pooped in the toilet.

00:05:34 - 00:05:42 | Speaker 6:

Well, I'm staying outside, Mom. They're not getting the police involved about that. That's okay. I had just seen it on Facebook, and I was concerned.

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Is this Jamie?

00:05:46 - 00:05:49 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, Mom, it's me. What are you?

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Okay.

00:05:52 - 00:05:54 | Speaker 6:

I was just on the page and seen it.

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Okay.

00:05:57 - 00:05:58 | Speaker 6:

It wasn't you.

00:05:59 - 00:06:04 | Speaker 7:

It wasn't me. Okay, good. Phew. Oh. You're at me.

00:06:06 - 00:06:11 | Speaker 3:

Hey, Mom. What? Hi. I'm with Jamie right now. How are you doing?

00:06:12 - 00:06:14 | Speaker 7:

I'm good. What's wrong?

00:06:14 - 00:06:23 | Speaker 3:

Well, we're trying to figure out if it was you that's the poop-a-trader, and she's showing me some pictures here. I'm one of her coworkers here working on the line with her.

00:06:24 - 00:06:30 | Speaker 7:

Okay. I don't know who this is, and I don't know what you're doing. and I'm at work, and the only place I coop is in the bathroom.

00:06:30 - 00:06:33 | Speaker 3:

Okay. Jamie, do you want to tell her who this is?

00:06:34 - 00:06:39 | Speaker 6:

Mom, you just want, you want a prize on the radio, Mom. You want a prize. I'm sorry. You'll be mad at me.

00:06:40 - 00:06:44 | Speaker 7:

All right. I'm at work, and I have a facility that I'm trying to operate at.

00:06:44 - 00:06:44 | Speaker 3:

Oh, sorry, Mom.

00:06:45 - 00:06:46 | Speaker 7:

Mom. What?

00:06:47 - 00:06:51 | Speaker 3:

Mom, it's Mojo in the morning, and your daughter had you on five lies to tell your mom.

00:06:51 - 00:06:55 | Speaker 7:

Isn't that just lovely? I'm sorry, but this is a serious job.

00:06:55 - 00:07:01 | Speaker 3:

I apologize. I know it is. We wanted to get you a prize. We didn't realize we were calling you while you were working.

00:07:02 - 00:07:05 | Speaker 7:

Okay. What's the prize that I supposedly won?

00:07:05 - 00:07:07 | Speaker 3:

A year's supply of toilet paper.

00:07:08 - 00:07:10 | Speaker 7:

Grand. That's great because I bought a lot.

00:07:10 - 00:07:23 | Speaker 3:

I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. We're going to get you a nice prize. Go out and have a great night out, okay? Build up some more evidence for us.

00:07:23 - 00:07:26 | Speaker 7:

I have 36 females here I'm trying to care for

00:07:26 - 00:07:32 | Speaker 3:

Oh my god We apologize Your daughter told us you have a history of this So

00:07:32 - 00:07:36 | Speaker 7:

She's right I have no gallbladder

00:07:36 - 00:07:40 | Speaker 3:

Oh jeez okay well it just like flows right out

00:07:40 - 00:07:41 | Speaker 7:

Yeah

00:07:41 - 00:07:44 | Speaker 3:

You got kind of a sh**ty daughter don't you

00:07:44 - 00:08:00 | Speaker 8:

I do She's inherited the same thing Call her right out So my daughter does the same thing He poops too And sometimes He poops in his pants So that you could

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Be on the radio

00:08:01 - 00:08:04 | Speaker 5:

Yeah It's Mojo in the morning

00:08:04 - 00:08:09 | Speaker 6:

Five lies to tell your mom

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Text mom to 95500 We'll get you on a future Five lies Bubba Wallace here

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