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5 Lies to Tell Your Mom: You Know What?
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5 Lies to Tell Your Mom: You Know What?

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April 9, 2025 | 00:06:32 | Leisure

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00:00:00 - 00:00:27 | Speaker 4:

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00:00:30 - 00:00:44 | Speaker 5:

The World Cup is underway, and it's been incredible. On our podcast, The Away End, with Daniel Alarcon and John Green, we're talking about the games that have delighted us, the teams that have inspired us, what we're loving and what surprised us, all through the lens of being massive fans of the world's most beautiful game.

00:00:44 - 00:00:58 | Speaker 2:

Daniel, this tournament has been magical so far. There's so much to love, and I can hardly believe the drama that the group stage brought us. And now it's time for us to talk about the teams that are left as the field is whittled down to one World Cup champion on July 19th.

00:00:58 - 00:01:05 | Speaker 5:

Listen to The Weigh End with Aniel Alarcon and John Green on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

00:01:07 - 00:01:25 | Speaker 3:

I've been hearing for decades that the markets can solve climate change. Today, we have more incentives for market solutions than ever, and emissions are rising. On this season of Drilled, Carbon Cowboys, the story of three market solutions colliding in one multinational boondoggle.

00:01:25 - 00:01:34 | Speaker 8:

Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

00:01:55 - 00:02:10 | Speaker 6:

to ruin family relationships by doing this scam are you ready for this i am actually you know what it usually brings moms together usually moms are cool with it once we jump on and tell them here are the lies that we came up with for you you're gonna call your mom and you're gonna say

00:02:10 - 00:02:19 | Speaker 1:

lie number one mom i'm quitting my job lie number two say i'm gonna be a content creator on only

00:02:19 - 00:02:26 | Speaker 6:

fans okay unless you already are and it's not a lie in that case what's your username lie number

00:02:26 - 00:02:31 | Speaker 7:

three someone reached out to me and said they want to make some movies with me

00:02:31 - 00:02:50 | Speaker 6:

lie number four i can work from home now and lie number five i might need to use your bed for some of the scenes oh my gosh now you don't sound like you're the type that actually is on only fans but But then again, I should never prejudge. I don't know what the type is.

00:02:52 - 00:02:53 | Speaker 9:

No, I'm not.

00:02:53 - 00:02:57 | Speaker 6:

All right. Then good. This is perfect. We're going to call mom up. You think mom will even know what OnlyFans is?

00:02:59 - 00:03:00 | Speaker 9:

Maybe.

00:03:00 - 00:03:06 | Speaker 6:

All right. Well, let's try it. Here we go. We're calling your mom up for five lies. Tell your mom. Speak up nice and loud, okay?

00:03:07 - 00:03:09 | Speaker 7:

Okay. And if she doesn't know, explain to her.

00:03:10 - 00:03:13 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, exactly. I want to hear your explanation. Here we go.

00:03:17 - 00:03:50 | Speaker 9:

hello hey girlfriend what do you want where are you calling me from um nowhere my number is weird for some reason i don't know why but guess what i'm on my way home um no i have some pretty good news why so i quit my job so i'm on my way home

00:03:50 - 00:04:00 | Speaker 8:

and i decided that no i decided i'm going to be a content creator and only man i had

00:04:00 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 9:

no i had someone message me and so they want to make a movie with me you know what i will call your job and you can go turn around and go back because you're not doing that you're not crazy talk because you need a job that has insurance and pays the bills no no i'm on your insurance i can i can make i can make the money but i get to work from home with you now. But there's only one thing that I kind of need your permission for. I might need to use your bed for some of the scenes. You know what? You better go find another place to live. No! I can't, Mom. You know what? I support you on a lot of things.

00:05:00 - 00:06:19 | Speaker 5:

I will bend over backwards and do a lot of things, but now you're drawing the line. Oh, come on, girlfriend. I get to work from home with you now. I don't work from home all the time. Well, it's okay. We're going to work some day with you together. You know what? I don't think so. You better call back to work. No, you better call back. You better go back to work, and you better get your job back, because that's not happening. You need a job that is announced. But you're never not hiring right now. you can go work at a restaurant you can go work at target you can go and work at contact me they already want we already have a plan set up so that's why you know what you know what i can tell you right now that's not happening i don't care how old you are you're still my child but mom i'm gonna be taking more money than i am now and you know what we have morals i raised you with morals and respect but if i'm making a couple thousand a month i think morals can go out the window for a little bit you know what you need god and you need to go to church so i don't think so hey mom oh

00:06:19 - 00:06:43 | Speaker 6:

mom hello yeah hi i'm i'm the uh director for only fans how are you i'm fine i had uh marissa put me on so i could you know explain anything that you might need my name is kevin erwin i'm the martin scorsese of only fans well it doesn't really matter because

00:06:43 - 00:06:50 | Speaker 5:

She's not going to work with you. She has morals. She was raised with values. And she's not going to do any of that nonsense.

00:06:51 - 00:06:54 | Speaker 6:

How about you? Would you want to work with us? Do you have morals, too?

00:06:55 - 00:07:05 | Speaker 5:

You know what? Do we want to end this phone conversation on a good note or on a bad note? Because, you know what? You've got me on a good day. And I haven't gone off yet.

00:07:06 - 00:07:07 | Speaker 6:

One last thing to tell you, okay?

00:07:09 - 00:07:09 | Speaker 5:

Yes.

00:07:09 - 00:07:14 | Speaker 6:

You know what? you're on the mojo in the morning shows five lies to tell your mom

00:07:14 - 00:07:17 | Speaker 4:

and for the record we have no morals

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never have never will

00:07:21 - 00:07:25 | Speaker 5:

you know what you are done

00:07:25 - 00:07:36 | Speaker 6:

I know when a mom gets serious when she pulls out the you know what Marissa you just won your mom a prize

00:07:36 - 00:07:39 | Speaker 5:

you know

00:07:39 - 00:07:40 | Speaker 6:

You know what?

00:07:40 - 00:07:46 | Speaker 5:

You've always told me you were going to do this. I told you one day I would.

00:07:46 - 00:07:57 | Speaker 6:

The air's the deal. Mom or Norma, can I call you Norma? Norma, we got a prize for you because your beautiful daughter is still at work. She's not leaving, but she is on Five Lies to Tell Your Mom, so say hello to everybody.

00:07:59 - 00:08:00 | Speaker 5:

Hello, everybody.

00:08:02 - 00:08:05 | Speaker 1:

It's Mojo in the Morning. Five to me. Four to five.

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Sweet.

00:08:07 - 00:08:37 | Speaker 1:

Five Lies to Tell Your Mama. They've taken over cities before, but this July, they're bringing the X Games League Championship home to New Orleans, July 24th through 26th at the Superdome. Over 100 elite athletes competing for the first ever league title, plus Metro Boomin, JID, Subtronics, and Bunt performing live. New Orleans doesn't just host the moment, New Orleans is the moment. Get your tickets now at xgames.com.

00:08:40 - 00:08:53 | Speaker 3:

The World Cup is underway, and it's been incredible. On our podcast, The Away End, with Daniel Alarcon and John Green, we're talking about the games that have delighted us, the teams that have inspired us, what we're loving and what surprised us, all through the lens of being massive fans of the world's most beautiful game.

00:08:54 - 00:09:08 | Speaker 2:

Daniel, this tournament has been magical so far. There's so much to love, and I can hardly believe the drama that the group stage brought us. And now it's time for us to talk about the teams that are left as the field is whittled down to one World Cup champion on July 19th.

00:09:08 - 00:09:15 | Speaker 3:

Listen to The Weigh In with Aniel Alarcon and John Green on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

00:09:16 - 00:09:35 | Speaker 4:

I've been hearing for decades that the markets can solve climate change. Today, we have more incentives for market solutions than ever, and emissions are rising. On this season of Drilled, Carbon Cowboys, the story of three market solutions colliding in one multinational boondoggle.

00:09:35 - 00:09:37 | Speaker 3:

You gotta give Bruce and the guys credit. They're Republican.

00:09:37 - 00:09:44 | Speaker 4:

Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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