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Mojo in the morning show. Megan did it by accident.

Oh.

But I think that it's a good accident, Megan.

No, I don't think so because I'm dumb, but we all knew that. But I don't know how I did this, all right? I was ordering myself some new clothes. Thank you for noticing, guys. I really appreciated all the compliments today. We're men.

You should know we're not going to know.

Wait, you haven't worn that before?

Nope.

Oh, that's nice. Didn't you wear that yesterday?

I like the new outfit, even though I'm in the other studio and can't see you at all.

Mike would have noticed. You know what? Mike would have noticed.

Did you not have a striped sweater and overalls on yesterday?

I literally had a sweatshirt and yoga pants on yesterday.

You know what's weird about this is the perception. I'm only supposed to be perceptive to one woman, and that is my wife.

You know what? Fair. That is fair. That is fair. Right, Mike?

You know this.

I get it.

And if you're not perceptive to her, you get in trouble.

Sometimes you've got to be overly perceptive. and think that you saw something and if you didn't you just go oh oh my bad at this time

right that's true that is true well i was going to sue some of the boxes of the clothes that i had ordered and um i i threw this top on and i realized i went i was going to post it on social media i took a picture and then i i caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror again and i realized the top that i was wearing wasn't meant to be worn as a top because i had accidentally bought lingerie and it was completely see-through and I was so close to putting it on my Instagram stories before I caught it I was literally like hitting it and then I zoomed in was like wait that's not supposed to be the photograph and what I had seen was when I I had bought this it was because I am a sucker for a good Instagram ad and I saw it and I clicked on it and I immediately went to buy it but they had edited it for Instagram because you can't you know free free the tatas on instagram so it was edited but by the time i got it i realized i had paid 80 for a top that was actually lingerie and i don't know if you guys know this i'm i'm not with anybody so i bought 80 of lingerie to now sit in a drawer and remind me of how lonely and single that i am i can't

return it i'm so mad i i i'll see women that will wear like a like a coat over like a blouse yes and

the blouse looks like it's lingerie usually it is and here's the thing a lot of girls wear black lingerie as tops and i think it is so hot like getting girls but they're usually wearing like black bras under them so it's just not complete the lingerie i bought was accidentally red as well i don't know what haimee was thinking but haimee was like this is gonna be a lit fit and

it's not what was it titled as like what was the actual uh title of the thing uh lace top lace top

Or at least bodysuit.

And when you bought it, did you have to, like, you know, you go in sometimes, like, to buy something online. It will say, you know, it will say, like, for guys, it will say pants, shirts, and then it will say, like, for underwear and things like that, it will say, like, nighttime essentials or something like that.

It was just under bodysuits, but it's clearly lingerie. But I feel like this happens a lot specifically on Instagram with their ads, where they advertise it as one thing, and then you buy it, you get something completely different.

Yeah. Does the word lingerie, like, have a negative connotation now for...

like an audience that now wants to buy stuff for themselves instead of to be gift wrapped for someone else.

I don't know if it has a negative connotation or if enough people my age don't know how to spell lingerie to the point where when I was writing this topic, I had to voice to text the word lingerie because I was so off, it didn't even recognize what I was trying to spell. And so I think they just say lace bodysuit because it's a lot easier to type in.

You know what's funny?

I also had difficulty putting this on our topic sheet.

is a difficult word it's tricky guys kp i i can't figure out when i'm doing topics i don't know how to spell restaurant for some reason restaurant is a word that i i don't know

and i have to have spell check change you impress me because sometimes you'll get things by spell check i'm like how did he get that that spelled so poorly that the phone didn't even pick up what

he was trying but you have to admit though lingerie is a tough word to say no because when i was young

I remember my dad saying Lingiri all the time It's a dumb joke So I just always picture Lingiri That's so funny

That and character, I can't spell character to save my life

So if you buy This, if you buy it and it's Lingerie, is that a bad thing? Maybe that's telling you something

What, telling me you're lonely?

Maybe, no, maybe you need Why can't you wear lingerie To bed by yourself?

Oh, I'm sorry, who do you think I am? I'm a 4XL t-shirt, no wonder where it kind of girl to sleep in i am not putting on lingerie to be by myself are there a bodysuit oh my god i literally sleep in a thick ass face mask because i'm getting old like what do you think is happening

in my bedroom are there any uh women that wear lingerie by themselves no you call us up 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 this is 2023 you can do whatever you want to do nowadays do you think we

wear lingerie because it's comfortable do you think that's like oh what a cozy nighttime outfit no they're crazy like you could get a lot of breeze in them if you sleep hot i swear to god i'm one step away from a moomoo life i i can't wait until i start wearing booboos because i know once i start it's not just going to be in the bedroom my favorite is when chelsea will wear

something to bed like i like it's got a silky feel to it and i instantly in my head think we're gonna have sex and then i realize she just wants to be comfortable you know i mean like if she wears like a like a tank top or something like that well a lot of lingerie is not comfortable

right no so it's not for sleeping no it's not even to wear for a long amount of time like the girls that wear it to go out on a date to like strip down at the end of the night you are elite you are better than the rest of us i don't know how you can stand it because i am the i'm putting it on and you will be waiting in the bedroom and I will see you in 30 seconds and this better

be off within five minutes. You're right. Those girls that wore it under their outfit and for six hours they are uncomfortable knowing the man is going to tear it off in the first two minutes.

What happens if they get stood up on their date and they're wearing it? That's got to be depressing at the end of the night when you're taking off your clothes. What's up, Michelle?

Hi. When I was in basic training, I would wear lingerie underneath my BDUs just to feel a little more feminine. She is a badass. You're better than the rest of us

That's wild So did it work for you Like if you're doing your combat duties And stuff like that Did you feel a little sexy while you were doing it

Absolutely

That's crazy man

I've seen some of those guys Their uniform with their little nice high and tight haircuts Yep For a great day

That's awesome 844-MOJO-LIVE 844-665-6548. Ooh, I lost you. Let's go to you then. Listener Megan. Hello, Megan.

Hello. Good morning.

Good morning. Megan says that she will not wear lingerie unless she's with somebody else.

I feel her on that, okay? And I am very much so an underwear and T-shirt kind of gal myself, so I totally feel her on that. But when I want to feel a little nice about myself, I remember that there's cute little silky nighty, like, little, like, nightgowns that are still, like, the vibe of, like, a big T-shirt, but you still get to wear, you know, like, underwear or whatever. But you get to feel a little sexy about yourself. There's nothing wrong with that, Megan, because you're beautiful.

I love you. But why would I treat myself to silk when I can Winnie the Pooh it in cheap cotton from Walmart?

Hey, you know, I'm not going to argue with you on that. I'm not going to argue. I love me a nice big baggy t-shirt. I'm not even going to fight you on that.

I wish I could Winnie the Pooh it all the time. That's truly where I thrive. It's just a giant t-shirt.

Well, for guys, you can pull anything off, okay? Because you're beautiful.

We need her to call every day.

Yeah, call me before bed, will you?

I love you guys.

We love you too. Take care of yourself.

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