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All Chad's Are A**holes
Mojo In The Morning

All Chad's Are A**holes

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Mojo in the Morning Show. I was having a discussion with a friend. I've talked about my friend a lot here on the show. He's like my brother. His name is Johnny Dare. Where are you living? Johnny, Kansas City's number one iconic radio morning show and personality, bigger than Travis and Patrick put together, not physically bigger than Andy Reid, though. What up, Johnny? Johnny's the best. So Johnny has a theory that I want to see if you guys all agree on this one, because we were getting into this discussion. Johnny Dare says that he has never met a Chad that is not an a-hole. And I go, really? I go, that's not right. Because I used to have a producer that was a producer of this radio show. And he's one of my best buddies in the world. His name is Chad Mitchell. And if anybody knows Chad Mitchell, you know Chad's not an a-hole. To which Johnny Dare said, and I quoted him in this one. He said that Chad is an a-hole. We just haven't seen his a-hole side yet. We will eventually see it.

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No, I have a friend, Chad, too, who's like the nicest guy on the planet. Do I?

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But it's interesting. We've each got one. But do we have two? Because I will tell you this.

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Okay.

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I will tell you. There's a lot of Chads. And there was some Chads that I've been friends with that are total a-holes.

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I went to high school with a Chad. He was a senior when I was a freshman, I think. And he was an a-hole.

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A total a-hole. Totally. So Johnny says that everybody has the name that to them is the a-hole in their life. or the, he called her the, uh, the girl that you'd instantly get a, you know, what from, uh, he said that all girls, you know, that had this name were the girls that would float around with you. Brittany was that name. He says, for some reason, he says, he says the Brittany's are always the one. And, um, I wanted to know from you guys, what is the name that you do a little discrimination with? Like you, uh, discriminate against them based on just their name. 844 Mojo live 844-665-6548. is there a certain thing that when you hear the person's name, like if they have a first name, you go, oh, right away? Yeah, I know who you are. Like smart people. Simon. For some reason, a guy named Simon, right? Does anybody know a dumb Simon? No. No.

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I mean, seriously, it's crazy. I've never understood that. But sometimes parents, you put your kids on paths to things by just the name that you give them.

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Or you assume somebody's age by their name as well.

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Although nowadays, I'm hearing names like Gertrude for little babies. No, you're not.

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Yes, and I love that name, by the way. All of the older, old-fashioned names are very much making a comeback, and I love that. But like when you hear somebody named Joanne and that's my mom's name, you hear somebody named Joanne, you're not thinking they're in second grade. You make an assumption of the name or of the person and their age based on the name.

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Sometimes 844 Mojo live text nine five five zero zero. I'm getting all these text messages of names. I love this. This is actually the greatest. I love that. I love the person that texted and said, I'm a Chad and I'm a total a-hole. I love that. Oh, my God. I can see that. Hold on. Angel's on the phone. Angel's in one of those names. I think Angel's got to be sexy. Right, Angel?

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A lot of people say I am, but the name for me is Walt, because I have, like, five family members that are named Walt that are, like, seriously criminals.

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Criminals? No. Wait, all Walt's are criminals?

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No, no, I'm dead serious. They've all been to prison for very aggressive and physically assaultive crimes.

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Oh, my God. Interesting.

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Man. Because I'm not going to lie to you. When I say this, this is truth. The thing I think of is a 90-year-old dude. These guys aren't 90-year-old dudes, are they, with their names Walt?

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No, they're all retired veterans of, like, different branches of the military.

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Bruh. Wow. My grandma's boyfriend, Mr. Burton, his dad's name was Walter LaPrette. Oh, my God. A-hole. Mr. LaPrade? Bruh. Criminal? Criminal? A-hole. Wow. He used to sit on the side of the couch and, oh my gosh, he could have done anything he was a-hole.

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You got to be careful, by the way, because you just gave his full name on the radio.

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Mr. LaPrade, he been dead for like 80 years.

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Melissa, what's going on? How are you?

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Good. Mine is more so my mom. So she, my children's father, his name was Marcus, and my mom hated him with a passion. And so anytime somebody would come up or a name would come up and it would be that name, she would just like cringe. And my oldest sister is like her most prized possession, and she ended up surprising my mom with being married, and his name was Marcus. Oh, no. Like, she has to say it all the time, and she loves him, but like, she had to come around and get used to the name, and she had to like, just let it go, finally.

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Marcus to me is such a troublemaker name. Whether you're a kid or an adult, like, mm-mm, something's off about you.

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Marcus is a guy that never wears a condom with a girl and has kids with everybody.

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Oh, my God.

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For some reason, I'm thinking that that's him.

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And granted, my sister's husband's amazing. My sister's husband's amazing, but he's an exception. But he's older as well, much, much older, so maybe that's why.

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All right. Well, a shout-out to all the Marcuses. What's going on, Shannon? How you doing?

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Hi. How are you guys?

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Good, Shannon. What's your name?

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Becky.

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Becky. What do you think? What do you think, Becky? Becky. Give me that Becky.

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Just a witchy Becky, but with a B.

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Really? So Beckys are witchy. So Becky from the block, huh?

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I agree with you on that. I don't know what Becky.

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Give me that Becky.

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And I feel like they're, like, nosy and know-it-all.

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Interesting.

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Yes. There's just one I'm thinking of. And yes.

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And this all is based on one particular Becky that you know of, probably, right?

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yes but i feel like yeah i just feel like when you hear that name it's just that's the name

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um what's going on alicia what's up hi how you doing alicia what do you think when you think

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of the name alicia you guys i i think oh my name's not even alicia mojo what is it alicia

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very different by the way and how i feel about you that why because okay alicia's different than

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no alicia is better okay all right what's going on oh thank you um my dad's name is brandon it

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sounds like a very you know upstanding name but he is a felon three-time felon and he doesn't look like one but he is very criminal in the books so brandon very criminal see it's interesting

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that you say that because brandon to me seems like a white dude from like royal oak or something

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100 percent gotta sue and all the things yeah no very criminal yeah okay all right

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not your daddy dog uh rebecca what's happening how you doing i'm good how are you good rebecca

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what's your name i have never met a

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troy who isn't gay really are you serious troy bolton yeah so so uh all troy's are gay you're

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saying i feel like they are it's just with the name troy calling and troy wow i there's a couple

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troy's probably listening to the uh the show today saying wait that's not me i hope a gay troy is listening i feel very called out right now um caitlin what do you say about madisons um they're always the b word i come on really i know some madisons that are nice kids they're nice they're friends of ours kids really i don't know one okay wow so that's interesting i'm gonna make you my bitches bitch um interesting all madisons uh let's go to ashley ashley's a teacher oh this is a good one ashley you're a teacher so i bet you when kids come in and you see their names the first time, you have some prejudgment on them right away, don't you?

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Oh, you have no idea.

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What's the name that always gives you the judges?

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So whenever I see a Carter on my list, I know I'm in trouble.

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Carters are like the kids that can't sit in their seats and stuff?

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Oh, you nailed it, Mojo. That's exactly what it is. ADHD, immediately.

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All bouncing off the walls and all that stuff. Question for you. Who are the angels, though? Like, what names are the angels in your class?

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Oh, Penelope. I've had so many great Penelopes.

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Oh, a little Penelope.

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That's a very cute name.

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She grew up to drink four logos. Unless she's sitting around Carter, and then she's like, get me away from Carter, because Carter just pulled my hair, Miss Ashley.

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Well, usually Penelopes are pretty bossy, usually, so they keep up in line.

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Okay, I like that. That's the boss of the classroom. What's up, Nick? How you doing, buddy?

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Fantastic. We're talking about how people always have prejudgment based on a person's name. What is that?

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Guy. Guy. Hey, Guy. What's wrong with Guy? Oh, my gosh. They're all just like in your face. They dress. They've got like a pop collar. They want to sell you a car. Guy. Drives me nuts.

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What up, Guy? How you doing, Guy?

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We have a guy that works here at iHeart.

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Yeah.

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Oh, no.

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uh melis is it melis is that your name melissa no she didn't finish spelling it

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hi melissa melissa hi how are you what's going on hi good morning hi um i am a teacher and i've been teaching for 14 years and i have never once had a well-behaved sweet damien there is nothing good about that name i'm sorry i'm sorry the kid's named after the freaking devil for god's sakes we know i'm telling you that it's always every time i think i've had 12

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what would a parent be thinking when they name their kid damien you know what i mean like that just it makes no sense obviously terrible thought exactly um i like this one right here uh is this

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halina hi hey what's going on so the name is brock yeah and i've never met a brock that is not a raging alcoholic and being drunk like pulling a wall like bridges out of walls fighting a rock and losing that type of brock

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oh my god there's guys that name just screams like fraternity boy yeah you know Oh, it definitely was.

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What if you're in a car right now, carpooling to work, and you have Brock, Chad, and Carter all in the same car with each other?

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And Damien's in the backseat. And a closet in Troy.

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Shout out to all the kids who could never find their name on a souvenir keychain or license plate. What's your name? Uh, Thaddeus. Good luck with that one, sport. It's Mojo in the Morning.

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