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Hey.

How you guys doing? Yes, Zach is the a-hole. Tell me it off the bat. No, I'm just kidding to you, Zach. Zach, so tell us the situation, okay? And then we'll tell you whether or not we think you're an a-hole for what you did.

All right. So I am...

Do you have a cold, by the way? You're sniffling a little bit.

I am getting over a cold. I think I'm over it, but I still have a little bit of like... I can't... I feel fine. Everything except my nose is a little bit...

Okay, well, I hope you feel better, okay? It's the Midwest for you. What's the story? So what happened?

I'm driving. I am looking for a parking spot in this grocery store, and the road's so slick, and there's all the slush on the ground. And I find myself behind this lady, and she's going two miles an hour, and we're just stuck on this road, and I can't get around her. And it's, yeah, I'm very, very, it's like, it was, there's a moment where I'm like, okay, this is fine. Like, she's just looking for a spot just like me, but then it becomes, like, so annoying. And this thing is going so long. I legit was behind her going one mile an hour for, I would probably say, five minutes.

Okay. So what did you do? In the parking lot.

In the parking lot. And so eventually I'm like, I'm just not going to get groceries. So I'm honking. I start honking at this lady. And then she flips me off. And then she doesn't move at all.

And she's just stuck there. So now you're stuck there So are you asking Are you the a-hole for the fact that Just say a-hole I know it doesn't have It doesn't have as much juice when you say When you say a-hole But you cannot say The two S's To the end of it

Especially if you're talking about traffic Because then you're just yelling that word

Was she walking or was she in a car? You didn't say that part of the story

She's walking. Sorry, I forgot to mention. She's walking. Okay.

Okay, so she...

And is she pushing a card? Because it sounded like you were saying she was just stuck there. Was she stuck with a card?

She is pushing her card.

Is she an older woman? Sorry, I got to get all the details here.

I don't think it matters.

It does, though, because if it's a little old lady... I've already rendered my judgment. I know, but if it's a little old lady, you got to give her time.

Although I would love to be flipped off by a little old lady. I would love it. Can I just say this to you? Sometimes it's tough, especially in the weather that we've had, and even worse when it starts melting and it turns into slush, sometimes it's tough to push those carts through the parking lot.

It really is.

And so you got to be patient, Zach. You got to show a little bit of wintertime patience.

But it was a lot.

I'm saying five minutes. This was five minutes.

You were stuck for five minutes behind this woman. Are you sure it was five minutes, or did it seem like it was five minutes?

All right. So how long is one of your segments before an advertisement?

How much? Okay. Sometimes they're five to eight or ten minutes long. Were you listening to us?

That's exactly what was happening. Okay.

Then it was a long time. Yeah. We never talk for short times.

Yeah.

Okay. So is Zach an a-hole, guys? A question that he would like to know, and a question, obviously, that we're asking here on our second ever, am I an a-hole? Unless you're Zach, who says the actual word, and we have to delete that whole thing. Zach, I'm going to go on, and I'm going to say you're an a-hole.

I agree.

I agree.

I disagree. I disagree. Really? Yeah. Why do you guys? Why, Megan? I think that that lady was being the a-hole, and I feel like we're not giving her enough credit for being so inconsiderate to be in other people's way for such a long time. Why should the world revolve around her just because she's not in a car? You just hate old people. She's an old lady. She probably can't even hear that a car is coming. Okay, truly, if she's that old and can't walk in a parking lot, then maybe she needs some help. In the snow. I'll tell you why I disagree.

Even if she's not old I think that we have become so impatient In our cars And we're forgetting people going in and out of stores And I give pedestrians the right away Because carts are not easy to deal with In parking lots But also, he said it was slick So maybe she couldn't just scoot over Near cars or something Because there's slush and ice and everything So give her the benefit of that I feel like maybe she was traveling Where she could travel with her cart

She could break a hip

We've all been there What if that was your granny? I don't care. She hates her granny.

You should be in a handicapped spot.

Also, hit her.

I agree with you. People are totally aloof nowadays, and I'm like, come on, move over. Hold on. But I still think.

Please, Megan, you're going to be old one day. This is going to be you.

What have you ever met like a truly nice old person versus the mean ones? What's the ratio? What's the probability that this is a nice old lady? It's not high.

Marlene. Am I an a-hole? Is Zach an a-hole?

Absolutely. Dude, Zach, you've got to be a little bit more patient. What is five minutes in our lives? You know what I mean? Especially, like, today, people are crazy, and there's so much insanity. Why be part of that, dude?

This might be the only five minutes that this woman has left in her life. Oh, my gosh.

Also, it's so easy to say that now, but if you've ever been in your car somewhere for five minutes, We're all losing our minds.

True, but I'm not honking at her.

What's going on, Rebecca? Is Zach an a-hole? Good morning.

I think Zach is the a-hole because if the lady was older, you know, there was no reason for him to do that. You know, you have to be patient with people, be kind to people. And when he just brought up talking about your podcast, like he kind of snapped on that too, so that felt a little weird.

Well, he was trying to figure out, I think, how long our segments were to see how long of a time it was. Keith, what do you think of Zach?

Well, I think his sniffling might have been a little bit too much booger sugar this morning.

The listeners always take it way further.

Love it.

You think he might be, huh?

That sniffling ain't no cold.

Was he? You think he was on something while he was in the parking lot, too?

Oh, definitely.

Yeah.

That's why he was in such a rush.

Yeah, exactly.

The listeners are 50-50 on this. The text messages come in and are exactly split down the middle with which side people agree with. And then one person said, 734 said, what took longer, the lady walking to her car or him telling the story?

All the facts.

Jen, what are your thoughts? Hi, Jen.

I completely agree with Megan. Thank you.

You're like Megan. You hate old people.

Yes. A little bit.

juliana what's going on it's mojo in the morning am i an a-hole i agree with megan as well

i think that pedestrians do have the right of way but they also need to be aware of their

surroundings okay and if you're standing there uh with a cart in the middle of the aisle of the you got to pick a side right pick a side right or left right or left what's up brandon hello Hi, Brandon. Would you want to ask a question?

Well, I do have a question or a comment. What kind of honk was it? Oh, very good. Very good point. Okay, hold on. We all know. Yeah. We all know.

There's a beep and there's a honk.

There's a boop?

There's a boop. Yeah, a little boop.

Imitated, Zach. What was the honk? What kind of honk was it?

Five seconds. Oh, my dick. Never mind. I changed my honk.

I was on your dick. Dick.

He was kind of a dick. I always go with a boop in this situation. Wow.

Great question, Brandon.

By the way, Brandon, you don't blame the old lady for flipping the bird back at him. She almost got herself like a heart attack or something off of that kind of a honk, right?

Yeah, exactly. If it was a little toot and she flipped him off, it makes you a a-hole. But if he's sitting there weighing on the horn, come on now.

Yes. All right. Thank you for the call. I appreciate it. Thank you. All right. Last call from Terry. Terry, your thoughts on this?

Yeah, this guy's not the a-hole. I 100% agree with Megan. This lady's already had her life.

You know how I always say F them babies? I think we need to add F them seniors.

Exactly.

All right. Thank you for the call, Zach. I hope we helped here. It's Mojo in the morning.

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