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Am I The A--Hole?
Mojo In The Morning

Am I The A--Hole?

from Mojo In The Morning

February 14, 2023 | 00:09:56 | Leisure

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All right, Mojo on the Morning Show. We're going to do Am I the A-Hole? Something fun that we've been doing on the show where you're going through a little bit of an argument or dispute with could be anybody. and then we get to go around the room and tell you whether or not we think that you're the a-hole that others have called you out for being and on the phone with us is martin hi martin how you doing martin yes i'm good how are you there i was already going to call you an a-hole just for not answering my call there for a second i was going to give it to you um martin on with us this morning and is it who's this with us jennifer is this uh is this your lovely lady that's my baby tell me tell me uh who jennifer is that's my wife we've been together for

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married for seven years we were together five years before then that's that's my heart that's

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my boo that's my baby that's your heart your boo your baby although jennifer you're not as happy

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towards your boo your baby over here are you no not today not as happy today okay so here's here's

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the the thing i'm gonna give both you guys an opportunity to speak and then we're gonna go around the room to decide whether or not we think martin is the a-hole okay okay jennifer tell us what martin did as you guys were preparing to have some people over we're preparing for the big game

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and, you know, cleaning house, doing all the things so that, you know, our house could be presentable when we have guests. And he spent all of that time detailing the inside of his car. Didn't help me with anything in the house. Didn't help me clean. Didn't help me mop. Didn't help me dust. Didn't help me take out the trash. Nothing. He spent the entire time making sure that the inside of his car was spotless, a place that none of our guests were going to see.

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Martin, explain yourself.

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It wasn't just inside the car. It was the garage, too.

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So, wait, so...

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But does your company hang out in your garage? Sometimes.

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Actually, yes, they do. You know... Yeah, for real. Come again?

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Do they... Like, do you have a TV in your garage or an area? Like, I'm asking that very legitimately.

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No, legitimately. I have, you know, the guys come and they hang out in the garage. We, you know, we drink and smoke cigars. There's no other games going on. So, you know, this is an argument we've been going through for a lot of years. When she starts working or I start working, she has one area she's doing, and she wants me to be in the area that she wants me to be in. When I see other things that need to be done.

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Well, but to be fair, if you're having a party in the house, you don't need to clean inside your cars. You could go back to that later, right?

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I like to show my cars off. So that's my point. People like to come and, you know.

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Okay, so.

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That's my exact point.

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Yeah.

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My exact point is that he would rather make sure the inside of his car is clean than to make sure that the kitchen is clean or to make sure that the bathrooms that the guest is going to use is clean. So he would rather do – I almost feel like he's skating out of his responsibility.

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Okay, so can I just throw this out there? Not that you need to.

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parent him, but I do think that sometimes women need to guide their men because maybe we're not as intelligent. In cases like this, I, and Martin, this is probably your responsibility. I'm not going to pour it on to Jennifer, but maybe give him tasks to do. Be very specific. So instead of saying, hey, we're going to clean up for the guests that are coming today, maybe give him like a, hey you know you take the kitchen i'll take the the living room or whatever you know stuff like

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that uh or do you just expect him to know jennifer it i expect him to know i i if i'm an adult and you're an adult and we both have this house and we both live here we know where people unfortunately

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he's a man and men don't get that men don't get that that drives me nuts because you're just excusing poor behavior in adults you're okay so let me ask you this you're hanging out with your brother and your dad. Okay. They're guys, right? They are. Okay. And you need something specifically done to prepare for something. You don't give them specifics. You just say, all right, we're going to clean the house. No, if we

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have a party going on and we're getting ready for it, we might divide up the chores, but I don't have to make a laundry list for men because they don't know what to do.

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Who's the divider?

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Who's the one that divides them? Not me. Probably my dad.

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Oh, you're kidding.

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They know my list would be itty-ditty.

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I'd like to say, like, oh, you have to help men. They're stupid. But we're not that stupid. I'm dumb, but I'm also selective, and I'm going to go use the bathroom now that there's a pile of dishes in the sink ready to be done. I'm not that dumb. You all know what you're doing.

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But we can't discount the fact that he did hang out in the garage. So if he's cleaning the garage, he probably has some stuff.

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Okay, that part's fine, but the cars. That time could be better spent in the house.

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Martin, did you clean just your car?

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So, no. See, the thing is, she complains about the cars being dirty all the time. So I'm trying to make sure that the cars are clean because the next day we go to work.

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I know, but there's a time for that. And it wasn't right before a company was coming over.

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He is a...

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What a guy. Did you clean your clothes closet up in your bedroom? Did you clean your closet?

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No. Yes.

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You did? Wait a second. Yes or no? Since you're cleaning all the things where your guests are not going to be hanging out.

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What did you do, Martin? about the closet yeah what did you what did you clean in your closet i clean my closet and hers you clean your closet and hers see that he's but i'm making a joke martin because just like the

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cars it doesn't it's not needed for the party with superbowl and your guests coming over uh jamal

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we don't put a chair or a tv or the snacks in the closet I made this worse, didn't I? Could the guy just come out of the closet, please?

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Jamal, Jamal, am I the a-hole? Is he an a-hole, Jamal?

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Absolutely not. He's not.

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Explain why.

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If the guests are coming over and they see a kitchen clean, they're going to automatically assume that she cleaned it. They see the bathroom's clean. They're going to see she cleaned it.

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Okay, Ann, where are you getting at here?

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100 percent they see the garage clean and they see the car clean that he's going to show off to his buddies then they're going to know that he cleaned it that's why i'm so it's about credit

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no it's about his very old expectations it's 1950 and mom cleaned the kitchen in the bedrooms and

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did the laundry and dad cleaned out the garage you are an adult man you know how to clean and You should be helping, period.

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Yeah, clean the garage, clean the cars, mow the lawn, shovel the snow. Come on now. Your gender roles are outdated. No, gender roles for a reason. No!

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No!

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But I will say, if I was to say, hey, Allie, why don't you clean the garage and I'll do the dishes, the conversation would be much different.

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Correct. Dude, I'd rather clean the garage than do the dishes. I hate doing the dishes. I do. Hate it.

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It's okay with trading, but we don't both need to be in the kitchen and clean it. You clean the kitchen, I clean the garage, or she can clean the garage and he can clean it.

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Isn't it interesting that Martin's no longer the a-hole, now Jamal is? Hey, Jill, what's up? Am I the a-hole? Is Martin the a-hole?

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I think he is. It's not fair because then once you divvy up the chores and he helps, now he's going to go see it with Eagle. But it wasn't because she still had to do more work by creating a list for him to do.

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Jill, I thought we were friends.

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Jordan, what's going on?

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It's Mojo in the Morning.

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So I think this guy knows he's the a-hole, but doesn't want to say it because I have never heard a man introduce his wife.

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It's beautiful, loving, and amazing, all at the same time, unless you're guilty.

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It's like they're on Wheel of Fortune. Do you ever notice how they describe their spouses? This is my beautifully brilliant and gorgeous and talented wife in the audience. That's what he did.

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You ever hear anybody on Wheel of Fortune, this is my annoying husband? He doesn't listen to me.

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Jordan, you are spot on.

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Yeah, he's guilty.

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Thank you. Bye, dude. Thank you. Appreciate it. Marlon, what's up?

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Hey, what's going on?

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How you doing, buddy? Are you sticking up for your guy here, Martin?

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No, I mean, he should know better. I asked my wife, what do I got to get done? Because I know it's consequences and repercussions. If I don't help out, and I'm scared of her when she get mad, so I just need what to do, boo.

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That's a smart man that has learned.

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That's what we're doing, Marlon?

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last call from suzy hi suzy hi how are you guys good am i the a-hole uh is martin the a-hole

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yeah i have to agree martin is the a-hole i always tell my husband you live here you gotta clean the house if you don't pack a bag you can go live in that clean car you just did if I'm going to do it myself I'm going to have that house to myself that's how I feel

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