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What a weekend. So we moved Luke back up to Michigan State this weekend. And when I say that this move was maybe not as stressful and sad as the first move and even the second move that we had, I think Chelsea and I might officially have just enjoyed not having kids at home anymore. The only thing stressful was trying to get him all set up and trying to get the hell out of there because I was like ready to leave Luke on the doorstep of his new place that he's staying at. I was ready to get back in the car and drive home and the drive home just felt great to me I don't know what it was you remember when we dropped him off a couple years back for his freshman year at Michigan State I was sobbing like a baby Chelsea was crying like a baby there was no tears on the way home I don't know if Chelsea felt the same way that I felt but I felt like it was one of those ones where we were kind of I don't know maybe exhausted from uh the setting up of stuff which by the way are there any listeners that are listening this morning and the roles are kind of changed where the guy's not really the guy in the relationship and the girl's not really the girl in the relationship in our relationship chelsea puts everything together and i'm the guy that you know gives warm hugs like i i'm not the guy that Like, you know, put any of the Christmas toys together. I'm not the person that knows how to even read directions. Chelsea's the one that has to do. Hi, Chelsea. Good morning. I'm sorry to wake you up. How are you? Good, good, good. I was just talking about dropping Luke off at school yesterday. And can I just say that Amazon is trying to kill the world?
What, they do?
I think Amazon got together with the Republic of China, and they put together things that they can sell to you that make you kind of your brain go mush. Have you ever looked at the instructions on an Amazon bed? It's calculus. It's great. Chelsea, how many pieces were in this thing?
I don't know, but it was better than an Ikea bed.
Wait, is Ikea the worst thing to have to put together?
um for me it's a little bit more time consuming is it because where where's ikea from is that
sweden or something like that yeah yeah they have like the sweet everything in sweden swedish or something yeah yeah um we were putting it together and it was me you know basically trying to to help chelsea by saying uh okay a attaches to f and then the b attaches to c nuts and
you were the part retriever i was the part i need a i need yeah grab l lb uh versus lt
and then l that was the kind of thing and trying to put this thing together and in the beginning i'm looking at her going isn't there just a frame that we
can just buy that we just basically put together really quick huh no he didn't want that he wanted
something that had storage underneath oh it's the worst chelsea what was harder putting a bed
together or answering the phone at six in the morning i know i gotta imagine this was way more
difficult oh no chelsea i also was telling uh kev at the beginning of the show here that for some reason out of all the drop-offs this one felt like the greatest driving home like i didn't feel sad
at all did you feel sad dropping off no no because i know he's having fun and yeah it's a good time
for him how do the talks change because i imagine like that first drop off you're giving him the parent talk this is what you look out for have fun third year like what is that talk well the
first year you're like stay away from the river be very careful when you drink just stay in groups And this time it's like, well, what kind of alcohol do you like?
Actually, this is no joke. Where was the last stop that we had before we left Luke and drove 96 home?
Manny's. And they welcomed him back. Oh, by name?
Yes, exactly. Manny's, the liquor store there. Anybody that went to Michigan say, you know Manny's, right? Bianca, you go to Manny's? Luke walked into Manny's and it was like the old TV show Cheers. Norm! He had his own welcome party. Do they know everybody, or what's the story? Oh, my God, yeah.
Everybody knows everyone. There's only two liquor stores in East Lansing that kids can go to and get liquor. So it's like, you're going to see all your friends in that liquor store because everyone's getting the same stuff.
That's crazy. Unbelievable. And I'll talk about this a little later, but Luke had a little issue with his place. He couldn't stay in his place last night. Really? Yeah, we'll explain that.
Well, we didn't want him staying there. He could have stayed there.
Well, there was a squatter that was staying there. At Cossett's, yes. No, not a squatter. I'll explain later. I'll explain later.
You're going to explain it wrong, but it's not a squatter. It was a miscommunication with the landlord.
Chelsea, question for you. And the pictures that I posted up on our Instagram and Facebook from our move, listeners are wanting to know why I was sweating so much and you weren't. And yet you were the one putting everything together.
That is the question of the day. Luke and I kept on looking at each other as your sweat was progressing. Like, are you having a heart attack or what is going on?
And then listeners were trying to explain to me that yesterday wasn't even like 85 degrees. It was actually nice for some reason.
It was a little warm. Oh, my God.
It looks on the top floor of this place, okay? And it's like a house that they're living in. It's like, how many guys in this house?
Two floors, nine guys, nine rooms.
Okay. And Luke's basically in the attic of this damn place. No. It is hot. Good Lord. Chels.
He's on the second floor. It's not an attic. He has a balcony with fresh air coming in.
I could not, honestly, I couldn't even breathe at certain points. And having to walk up the stairs, I'm like, why could Luke not pick the room closest to the front door? You know?
Is Asu's there? He is. Henry is there.
Oh, his name's Henry. Yes. Actually, Ass Juice wants to get his own podcast. Okay. Everybody's got a podcast. The Juice. He would like the Ass Juice. He would like the Ass Juice podcast. The greatest is Ass Juice has a stellar mustache, too. He looks really good. So, yeah.
He was very proud of his summer job, too.
Very, very proud of his summer job. He went to Chicago this summer, and he sold pest control door-to-door. He was one of those door-to-door guys. Door-to-door?
That has to be tough in 2025.
No. You ready for this one? He sold so much, his rent was free. They gave him free rent. That's how good of a salesman asked you to.
Why made you sell in pest control and your name asked you? I trust you.
You know what you're talking about. It was pretty amazing. Are you tired today? Are you sore, Chelsea? Because if for some reason...
She's carrying the family, bro.
She's amazing.
Well, here's the other thing. He couldn't help us carry stuff up because of his shoulder. Oh, he milked it? Oh, my God. The stairs, and all you have to do is walk up the stairs and not carry anything.
I carried, wait, no, no, no. I carried the batting and the pillows.
The lightest that I carry, she just.
I carried the batting, the pillows. I carried the laundry detergent. i carry some of that stuff yeah wait hold on cody cody wants to say something about
my sweat pictures what's going on cody hey mojo yeah i saw you at the texas longhorns
wait explain the texas longhorns to anybody that
doesn't understand that from not seeing the picture.
Oh, it just starts in the center and then goes on to the titties. Oh, my God. Bro, you didn't think you were in a dump tank. What's going on?
Cody, I call it the Batman. I say I look like Batman on that one. Cody, you're Batman. I love you, buddy. Thanks, man.
You look fit, though. I look fit? It looked like this is only a 1XL.
Actually, it wasn't. For real? I'm serious. Honestly, I'm in smaller sizes now. I can't believe it. You are sweating. You want to lose weight? You go to Luke's sauna up in Michigan State. It's better than any red light sauna you could ever get into. It's unbelievable.
Well, the best part, too, is we went to dinner afterwards, and Luke was like, Dad, I have this shirt. I think you should change into it. We're like, yeah, we think you should change. He's like, no, I like this shirt. We're like, change your shirt.
I actually, Luke bought the wrong size at Abercrombie. And you know how Abercrombie makes those NFL shirts, but they make them like oversized. So I could fit into their.
Oversizing crop tops. You did not have a crop top.
I believe it or not. You did not have a crop top. It was crop top. No. No.
No. No. But it would have been so funny if it was.
Why are you making? When you get together, Chelsea, with Kevin, it's bad news. I tried to get Chelsea to come in this morning because Shannon's out, and Chelsea's like, you didn't ask me far enough. I go, wait a second. I did ask you a long time ago. I'm like, come in. Chelsea had to move.
Chelsea and I are going out today anyway. What? What? We have a date. Sorry. Wait a second.
Hold on a second. That's not good. I've got to take her to the spa because she worked her ass off yesterday.
With the spa. Moving outside of it.
Unreal. Well, hold on a second. Here, hold on. Kev? Yeah. Wait a second. Kev, are you taking Chelsea out on a date today? Yeah. Wait. And is there any rumor that you're going to get a little something?
Oh, no. I don't like them.
You don't like them? Delete it. Kevin, do you think Mojo's the funniest on the show? like no delete them off kevin chelsea's on the phone
ai kevin is not good it's not as good as the real one hey kevin do you like my uh my texas
longhorns when you pissed you got time for anything all right i love you chelsea i'll
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