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mojo in the morning show good to have you guys here mojo spike shannon megan mike kp and lydia good day to uh have you listening to us whether it's live or on our podcasts if you don't already subscribe to you can go and uh search mojo in the morning wherever you get podcasts hopefully see i heard radio app okay so in just a second here i'll tell you who it was But I want you to tell us, who saw you naked? 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548, or you can text 95500. First off, how is it that these Amazon delivery people keep showing up in the middle of the night? I don't know. It blows me away. It's mind-boggling whenever they do this because we wake up so early in the morning. and getting ready early in the morning sometimes requires a little pre-preparation before you go to bed at night and I am never good at doing that especially going to bed late so our bedroom is like on the other side of the house compared to where our laundry room is and I was getting ready this morning and I didn't have any underwear in my underwear drawer and I all I can remember in my head was my wife saying can you please put your laundry away and I'm like I didn't put my laundry away. Crap she was right I should have done it. So I had to run across the house you don't know if you don't want to hear about this. Naked. Me. Naked. Me and a big old fat belly and a little ween naked. Naked.

Yes. Do you actually run like you run you're just not walking

you're running to get there. Oh I run because my fear is that my son will wake up to go to the bathroom or something and he'll be and he'll forever be traumatized by seeing his dad so picture this my over 200 pound naked ass running to the laundry room and to give you an idea of this we have a front door that i have no idea why we decided to do it this way chelsea thought it looked nice that is glass it's a glass front door so you if

you come to my front door i can't even hide from you i was gonna say that's that's the real travesty

in this story exactly so i so just as i'm getting to the front door and i'm running across i see a flash of light happen outside and i turn and look and it was just at the moment that the amazon delivery driver was taking a picture of the package he just put on our front door we got a He didn't get a picture of a package. Oh, my God.

Yeah.

He maybe didn't get a picture of that package. You have a little penis. It might have not been showing.

You need to go on your Amazon account.

And what? See the...

Okay. Only sometimes, though. Sometimes when they take a photo, I can see the photo that they took. Other times, it...

just kind of depends all right i'm gonna i'm gonna do that because i did go on my ring uh camera because i wanted to see if if there was maybe a reflection or anything like that right but i actually gave you guys a picture of the driver and the ring camera um that uh of him taking the the picture at the front door but it startled me and somebody needs to explain this to me why is it that when we're naked and somebody walks in on us we don't immediately cover ourselves up We turn to look towards them. Have you ever noticed that? So at that moment, I'm sideways of them. I see the light flash and I go like it was kind of like, ta-da, showing it off to the guy. Oh, my God. It was so bad. I will say this. I would have rather traumatized my teenage son than traumatized this poor Amazon delivery guy.

Chels is not going to get any of her packages anymore. Guys like this house is black bald.

They're going to leave him at the curb at the end of the driveway. By the way, I think I could have been written up for something like that. I don't know.

No, you're in your own house. Really? It's deliver at your own risk.

It's so tough. We've talked numerous times about these Amazon guys that they come really late at night and they scare the crap out of you. If you've ever gotten your crap scared out of you, you'll have to call and tell us about that, too. But who saw you naked? 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Devin, who saw you naked?

It wasn't me. It was my wife. So during the beginning of the pandemic, she worked in a prison. So she'd get home from work and, you know, take her clothes off because we didn't want to bring any germs into the house. And so she was, she was, she's going to kill me if she's listening. But she was butt naked running through the house, and my parents had come over, and she made eye contact with my mom through the window and had to, like, scurry through the house.

Like a military soldier, you know? Yeah, I've had that.

Yeah, and then she had to answer the door and look my parents in the eyes like, yeah, I know you saw me.

Did your parents look her back in the eyes, or were they kind of looking down?

Different eyes.

Yeah.

It was all good. We joke about it now.

That's funny. Hey, Callie, what's going on? It's Mojo in the Morning.

Hi. So this is my husband. We have that family Shutterfly account where we upload photos to, and they store, and we make books. Well, I also have an individual one. Well, I didn't realize I was sending it on my family account, and my husband, her first house laundry was in the living room. He was doing laundry naked. And I thought his butt looked cute, so I took a photo of him. Not realizing that it uploads to my family's Shutterfly account. My dad has access to my mom, my Shutter. Oh, wait, that's really bad. That's really, because they could go back and look again and again. Yes, we didn't know until Family Peep tonight when my dad said something about him. No. You guys are not aware of my account you're signed in under. Your family dropped the ball. You should have made Christmas T-shirts with his photo on it. Or put it on his birthday cake.

That is so funny It all happens on family pizza night

It does Secrets come out

What's going on Jen

Hey guys How you doing this morning

We're doing good So we're talking about who walked in on you naked Or who saw you naked

So yeah I was upstairs in my home In the privacy of my home Changing and I turn around to see my 80-plus-year-old neighbor just sitting there with his mouth open. And I'm like, what the heck were you doing? And he thought I was being robbed because apparently I was in a hurry and left the front door open.

Oh, my gosh. So your neighbor saw all the bits and pieces?

Every bit and piece.

Oh, my God. So question, does he all of a sudden now come over all the time just to visit and say hi?

I moved, so I hope not. But, yeah, I'm no longer there.

What's up, Brittany? Hi.

Hey, how's it going?

It's going good. What's going on? Who saw you naked?

I don't know exactly how many people, but maybe quite a few. I was selling my TV online, and I was going to take pictures of it and post it on Facebook before I went to bed, and I completely forgot, so I jumped up the next morning, went out, took some like really nice shots of my tv posted them on facebook marketplace and um got a response like right away this really overeager hi it's like i really like your tv and um i said thanks you know

he said I wanted to let you know that you're completely naked in your reflection oh my god no

alright

how do you sell a TV I mean oh that's bad when will my reflection show exactly who I am on the other side that was so good

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