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All right, it's Mojo in the morning. There's always something here in the building. The men's bathroom sink is not working right now. So I just want you to know that if you do go into the men's bathroom, the sink is not working, so you cannot wash your hands. So instead, you will have to go into the kitchen.

Oh, did you see we got new equipment in the kitchen? Yes.

What do we get?

an air fryer and a toaster how dirty how fast great i'm excited about the toaster because we

had like bagel wednesday sometimes i want to toast my bagel look what was it in the bathroom

yesterday for you anna that uh that didn't happen i was so hydrated yesterday preparing for this heat mojo got us a coffee and i had to run to the bathroom during one of our breaks i get there no toilet paper so i'm looking around like what what can i use i only went number one but still like girls need to wipe i found those little really thin things that you put down um oh the toilet seat covers you want to sit and i had to use those and those are rough too they are but like i needed something and and the only other things i had were probably like my clothes which obviously i'm not gonna wipe with that but what is the weirdest or most random thing that y'all have ever had to wipe with like i remember when i would be on a road trip and i would my parents would have to pull over i would be using a leaf to wipe wow yeah i couldn't do that i'd rather

just be dirty i would just rather i'd take off my own underwear that's my question i'm glad you did

that because now i don't feel as crazy asking y'all can't just like shake away you can but then it's still when you put your underwear on it's like it's just a little gross so if you have

something i mean it's different yeah i've used two interesting things that i can recall because i feel like this happens to me all the time if i'm in a public place and sometimes they don't have those toilet seat covers yeah i've just taken the cardboard toilet paper roll and blah blah blah done that and at home i've used a bounce dryer sheet oh that's a good one because you don't have any toilet paper anywhere in your house no i do but like when you're in the bathroom i was like oh it's right next to me sheets in your bathroom well like from doing my laundry and then just tossing it in the garbage in the bathroom oh garbage can the reason i'm asking

this is i've had it where we ran out of toilet paper in the entire house what were you using well this is before i had the washlet the bed bidet thing that we have in our bathroom and uh in our you know master bedroom but i um at that point it was like i'm using you know i've had Drying cloths, you know?

No, I'm like, yeah. When you do paper towel, I feel like you've got to rub it together a little bit. That's awesome.

So can I tell you something? The worst is paper towel, like the bounties. That's what I'm saying.

You've got to rub it together. They are so hot.

Oh, God. But the other thing, too, is I go into our bathroom here at the station, and if I have to, and I've only gone duty, I think, twice or three times in the year. I refuse to. I think the idea that we don't have, like, stalls, that you can actually lock the door. The door doesn't stay locked, and people can see you in there. Like, you know what I mean?

I don't like that. That is the only thing I miss about the old radio station is the bathroom stalls. The only thing? That were rooms.

You worry in too much, bro. So, I. go in there sometimes and i've gone in there three times i walk in there and go crap i didn't even look to see if we have toilet paper it's like that to me the idea that that happened to you yesterday good thing i didn't go number two you'll never do it ever again like that will you

uh what's going on liz um i would say the weirdest thing that i have ever wiped with um was a receipt that i had in my purse oh man i didn't have anything else was it a cvs receipt

I want to see how much duty you had.

I don't remember how much or what receipt it was, but yeah, that was the only thing that was a paper product of some sort.

You got to do what you got to do. The other one too is I remember my, uh, I didn't have a toilet paper one time and my mom had to go and get like tissues out of her. You know how you would always have like the, you, you like blow your nose and you throw it in. Like I've used the tissues from that. Oh, that was already in a trash. Oh, snotty tissues, snotty tissues. It probably dried up by the end. What's up? How are you doing, Kelly?

I'm good. How are you?

Good. Anna had to use the seat cover thing to wipe because there was no toilet paper in the bathroom here at work. What have you used?

So I actually had to go to the bathroom once and I went number two in a plastic bag and then used said plastic bag to wipe and then tied the bag up and threw it over the fence.

What do you wipe with a plastic bag? It doesn't absorb anything.

It was a solid poop, so I just wrapped it up.

Oh, gotcha. Like when I pick up my dog poop.

Exactly. What's going on, Sean? Yeah. Hi, Sean. This happened on a party bus. What's going on?

Yeah, so me and my friends, we were on a party bus, and the bride's brother went into the bathroom of the bus, and he went number two and figured out there was no toilet paper. Well, he wiped with his hand, thinking that he could put the sink pressure from the water in the bathroom to wash his hands off, but there wasn't enough pressure. So he came out with a poopy hand. Also, you are not supposed to poop in those bathrooms. So he didn't know anybody, any of us, because we were with the groom, you know, and this was the bride's brother, you know, so he really didn't know anybody, so he couldn't open up the door and be like, hey, pass me.

So how does this story end?

uh it just so the first nightclub we got to he called his parents to come get him and we didn't

see him for the rest of the day quick question for you you were obviously friends with the groom did the groom think that his brother was a dip spit

that's to say at the at the uh actual wedding and reception there was plenty of toilet paper

Oh, man. Adrian, are you there?

Yo.

What did you use, Adrian?

Hey, man, that was, like, really random, bro. I don't want y'all to judge me, but I was, like, locked out of the house one night, so I had to go out on the side, and I found a bag to put it in, but I ain't had nothing to wipe with, so I took one of my socks off.

All right, all right. Hey, honest, we got to talk. He was going to say he scooted on the grass like a dog.

I was just waiting. Hold on. Derek, are you there, Derek?

Yeah, I'm here.

Derek, what did you do because you didn't have toilet paper?

Oh, yeah, I used to do roofing for a living, and we'd have to go in the woods, and I used to cut the sleeves off my shirt and use that. Off the flannel.

Nicole had the most, probably the nicest, most comforting thing that she used to wipe her booty. What was it, Nicole? A peach crown royal bag.

Oh, that is luxury.

Yeah, that's fancy. Feel good. It was not bad, but I still did not want to use it, but I just want you to know, Nicole, I wash with crown or wipe with crown royal bags all the time. Do you ever go to somebody's house and it's a really nice house, you know, you're over there and their toilet paper or their, you know, stuff that they have like in their, their bath.

room, you're like, this Chelsea, we gotta get this. No, honestly,

it's the one with the vertical lines on it is the most cushiony, soft

brand. And it rips nicely, like it tears off really nicely. I gotta check my stuff.

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