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April Fool's Day is the Worst!
Mojo In The Morning

April Fool's Day is the Worst!

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April 1, 2025 | 00:09:32 | Leisure

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It's April Fool's Day. It's April Fool's Day. Don't fall for a Fool's Day thing. We're catching crap from people that say that we're not working hard enough.

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What?

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Yeah.

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I wonder what they do.

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I don't know. They're all upset with us that we're not working hard enough. We didn't do an April Fool's Day joke. I actually liked, I liked, I don't know if they did it. Let me see here.

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April Fool's is not for us adults. Let the kids have their day.

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I love this. My son's show did a funny one. They already have a funny one going.

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Did they do one?

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They did. The city of Tampa is banning Easter egg decorating this year. because of the high prices of Easter eggs. So they're telling the parents that they have to decorate potatoes instead of Easter eggs. And they actually had the mayor on to make the proclamation of the thing. So I thought it was a cute one. That's a good one.

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The mayor on? That's dope.

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So, but at some point, at what age do you age out of it? We discussed this morning earlier on the show. Like we were talking about at some age, like if somebody does an April Fool's Day joke on you, then you're like, okay, and these people are dumb the people that fake divorce you know hey I want to serve you with papers I've seen people do it or breaking up in a relationship that is not funny has anybody ever had that happen to them on April Fool's Day where somebody broke up on April Fool's Day A for the purpose of breaking up or to do it as an April Fool's Day joke either way it's a bad day to do it like faking a heart attack on april fool's day is not a good idea right i think the relationship thing too like

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when do you say april fool's do you wait until tomorrow like april 2nd do you allow it to go

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the full day no you do that that's cruel and unusual because that's the type of that's the

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type of person i am like if we gonna play it out let's play it out i'll get into character you are

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you are not a smart man sometimes i've never done sometimes you have the most like yesterday i was looking at the the topic that you know shannon did uh yesterday and your quote that you had at the end of it was so eloquent and people all loved it you know it trended yesterday on our instagram and then you go and you say something like that the best of both worlds

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i might think about this to be honest with you because doing an april fool's joking here

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Like if you did it on Josiah, your son. Okay, that's cute. That's funny.

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Yeah.

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But don't.

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Like, I don't know. I thought about just saying, like, I'm not coming today, y'all. I thought about texting that yesterday, but I'm not coming tomorrow.

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If I get pulled over by the police today, I'm going to say, this is April Fools. I'm not falling for this whole thing. I wasn't really skinny. I ain't doing that. Yeah, come on now. I'm going to go into, you know what? I'm going to try this day. Let me go into a bank today. I'm going to a bank and say, give me all your money. you know what you do stuff like that you deserve to have your ass in jail i've never uh never in my life ever rooted for somebody to uh to actually be put into jail except for you if you do something stupid like that i don't think i was like amazingly creative

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as a kid like i used to watch these movies and i don't know what the movies were but you used to look at television there used to be like amazing pranks and you would want to do that i've never

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been a part of a prank that was that good my kids are so good with their pranks this radio show has

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done some of the best phone scams in the world some of the best street scams in the world like we've done a lot of good stuff i'm gonna tell you something right now at some point you age out of this so at some point you sit there

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to go I'm not going to do it how about this texter here texter who said that they faked a pregnancy they faked a pregnancy call that texter up that's a good one I want that person on the air because that's what happened to them afterwards here we go not so great Taylor what's up it's

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Mojo in the morning hi hi how are you good what's going on hi good um I actually when I was 19 I was dating a guy who broke up with me on april fool's day i ended up going to my best friend's house to you know cry it out she ended up uh planning a girl's night for me later that day he said uh get ready we're going to dinner and a movie just kidding april fools i still love you i said absolutely not my heart is not a game and that's where i ended our relationship

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how long were you all together before that uh two years come on now and you just broke it up You broke it off like that? Because the guy's an idiot. It was an April Fool's joke. He's a dumbass, Cav. Yeah, he's a dumbass. No.

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He let it go all day long. There was no way I was coming back from that. What?

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Cav. I don't like that. I don't put two years in it, and I can't have a little joke one. I had the dinner and the movie set up later. It's April Fool's. Give me some grace. You know what? No, I'm not giving you grace. She didn't want to be with him anyway. That's what that is. You don't just break up with somebody after two years.

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That is a joke. No, that's stupid.

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So why does he get to play with my heart on April Fool's like that? It's a joke. Cry all day long, you know?

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Guy's an idiot. You deserve to be broken up on him.

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Pity the fool. It's April Fool's Day. Believe nobody. Just like any other day.

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Quit fooling around. This is Mojo in the Morning.

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What's up, Jennifer? How you doing?

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Good. I texted in, and I pulled a prank on April 1st.

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Say that again. Wait, wait, hold on. Say that again. You told the prank on April 1st, 2010. Okay.

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And I had my mom going. I faked a pregnancy. I had my boyfriend going. I had my friend who was pregnant take a pregnancy test for me.

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Yeah.

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So that it was positive. Later that year, I found out I was pregnant, and my due date was April 1st.

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I would have gone through the entire pregnancy worried that that baby was not going to come out with like five arms. I would have been so worried.

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He's definitely a prankster. I bet.

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Yes. That's the thing. It's like in school. Well, his birthday's tomorrow. It's April 1st. I thought you said he was born on April 1st.

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His due date was April 1st. Oh, his due date. But he held out a day.

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Because I will tell you this. I will not kill my grandma off just to get out of a school test or something like that because, God forbid, grandma dies or something. Yeah. Just like April Fool's Day.

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April Fool's.

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The best work in school, April Fool's prank, is pretending you want to be there.

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Turn it up. This is Mojo in the Morning. I'm really hoping Wes doesn't do anything. Oh, God. Because he is. Remember the one year he put my car keys in the big tub of slime and I couldn't get them out in the morning? Wait till you get home.

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Yeah. Did I say?

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I said, please do, like last night before we went to bed, please.

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really just don't did you see the instagram uh reels i sent you on instagram yes of reasons why

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you don't scare your wife which he loves to do every day of the year this guy was putting some

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like a bulb in or something that and pretend like he got electric she was on a ladder and he pretended he got electrocuted in shock she got so freaked out that she ended up punching the guy

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and he fell off the thing what's up tiffany hi hi um i was just listening to it and uh your guys his April Fool's jokes well my daughter is um about to be four now but when I was pregnant with her me and my boyfriend weren't together but we got back together when we found out I was pregnant but he thought it'd be funny and April Fool's to tell me he didn't think it was his kid and I didn't know it was April Fool's Day and I was heavily pregnant so yeah it didn't turn out

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well for a while but why don't you know if it wasn't his kid uh well we weren't together when

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we got pregnant like we were taking a break so he's gotta be funny to joke like that so there so there was potential she was with another guy oh no no no no yeah no she looks like his mini

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twin like they look identical so yeah you have been the one to me he was he was just using april

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fools as a joke no but but the doubt in his head though you know they're putting the doubt out there

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on april fools day say whatever mean thing you wanted to say then pretend it was a joke

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April Fool's Day! This is Mojo in the Morning.

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That's what people are doing, they're dummies. I like that. Jamie, what's up? It's Mojo in the Morning. Hi. We hate this day. We hate April Fool's Day.

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No, I love it. I'm 48 years old and I still like it.

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to play the pranks. I've got a box of donuts in my car here, but there's not really donuts in the box. It's filled with vegetables. That is cruel. Are you serious?

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Yuck. You know what you are? You're a wacky jokester. You don't joke about donuts. Yeah. Nope.

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Joke about divorces. Do not joke about donuts.

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Yeah. Nope. The guys are going to love me. What kind of work do you do? What do you do for a living? We make snowplows. You do? Oh. Okay. Yeah. Those guys, the guys that work at the snowplow place. Get ready. The box of vegetables is coming. Thank you. Bye. We'll talk to you later. See you. April Fool. You're a fully functioning person with your s*** together.

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April Fools.

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This is Mojo in the Morning.

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