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Asphalt or 'Ashphalt'
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Asphalt or 'Ashphalt'

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January 30, 2023 | 00:10:21 | Leisure

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Yeah, fist fights. I'm really proud of you. Our boss, Tony.

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It's great. What's up with this position? that everybody that's in the position of KP ends up...

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Or...

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They get to have a little... But they're always like fun spats.

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The real question is, what's wrong with Tony? That everybody wants to fight him.

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He's the middleman here. Or what's the... No, comedy nominator. He's the comedy nominator. He's the comedy nominator. You got there.

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I forgot the Taylor Swift. I was going to say, it's me. Hi. Hi, it's me.

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I'm the problem, it's me.

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Yeah. Okay, so what was your argument with Tony, our boss, about?

00:03:22 - 00:03:50 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, I was sitting in his office. We were just talking about a bunch of random stuff. And a sales rep, Hassan, comes in and starts talking about concrete. And I zone out because I don't care about that. And Tony says something about asphalt. He goes, he calls it asphalt. And I interrupt the conversation because I'm intrigued now. I'm like, did you just say asphalt? That's what it is. Yeah. What did you call it? I said asphalt. I've been saying it asphalt my entire life.

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Have you ever looked at it written out on a piece of paper?

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You know what? I don't care how it looks on a piece of paper. It looks like ash. I'm going to call it asphalt. And I rallied my troops of one person. Someone else agrees with me. And guess, you won't believe who agrees with me. Who? Mojo.

00:04:06 - 00:04:17 | Speaker 8:

I do. What? I do. Yeah. I have to say this. Tony Travato is wrong on this one. It is not asphalt. It's asphalt.

00:04:18 - 00:04:29 | Speaker 6:

Can I let KPN on something? What? If your only defender on pronunciation is your joke, you're in the room. I'm like, oh, shoot. The guy who says husband with a T?

00:04:30 - 00:04:33 | Speaker 8:

And he says expresso. Come on. Hello?

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He drinks milk.

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You guys are so mean. That's not nice of you to say that to me.

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I've never heard asphalt before.

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Hold on. Tony Travato is on with us. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the program director of this radio station, Tony Travato. Hello, Mr. Program Director.

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Tony.

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What is happening?

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I can't believe.

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Steve, you're a guy that, you know, is educated like you are from Central Michigan University. Did they actually give you a degree?

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No, no. And Lansing Community College. And Lansing Community College.

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No reason to flex here on this show.

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Yeah, what was the mascot of LCC?

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I don't know. Good question.

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So, Tony, no professor had ever corrected you when you said asphalt? Asphalt? Yes.

00:05:32 - 00:05:38 | Speaker 7:

No, and I was trying to keep KP from the embarrassment on Friday, so I was educating her on the proper pronunciation.

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You're the one that told me to make it a topic.

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She doubled down. She wanted to show everybody how wrong she was.

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She wanted to fight about it. I'm like, hey, I'm not going to fight you about this. Call it whatever you want.

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It was funny because we were out, Steve Gabara, Monty, a group of us. Didn't other people agree?

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Yeah. I don't remember who, but somebody. Yeah. It wasn't you.

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Besides me. Somebody smarter than me.

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Pity vote from my boss.

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Yeah.

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I think they were just trying to make her feel better. Great. Not make her feel bad.

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Well, sometimes if I hear somebody mispronounce something, I will encourage it and tell them they're right. Because I want them to continue doing it wrong in public. And it's funny to me. Yeah. Like, I'll tell them, no, no, you're right, and let them keep using it incorrectly.

00:06:22 - 00:06:48 | Speaker 3:

So I had a, you guys just made me think of a moment where I was dating someone who used the wrong word. And he, well, dating is a wrong word. He goes, why did you think that we were monotonous? And I'm like, monotonous? Did you mean monogamous? so he thought i didn't i didn't clarify with him because i didn't want to make him feel bad for

00:06:48 - 00:07:04 | Speaker 8:

saying monotonous hold on a second oh all right i was gonna grab that we have we've got like four or five phone calls now the contractors are calling in to say yeah that's what we need forget all these uh proper speaking you know university graduates let's ask the people that

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work in the business what do you call it well it's called asphalt you look at the word there's There's no, it's not A-S-H.

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A-S-P-H-A-L-T, right? That's where the fault comes in.

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The A-S is ass. The P-H-A is fault.

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Isn't it, it shouldn't be ass halt?

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That's not a silent P.

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It's F-H-A-L-T. By the way, don't dump that because that was not a swear word. I just want you to know that.

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We're just getting close.

00:07:32 - 00:07:46 | Speaker 8:

Tony, does it bother you that all of these producer types like KP and her predecessor, they sit there and they, you know, you got years of programming experience and they're questioning you on this?

00:07:48 - 00:07:56 | Speaker 7:

No, I just wanted to clarify that there are not two, there may not be two S's in asphalt, but it is pronounced that way.

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Okay.

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She was dug in on this for sure.

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My favorite texter is somebody that says, we just call it concrete. Mojo in the morning, hello. You're on with our boss, Tony. Make him feel special, okay?

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Hi, Tony.

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Hey, how are you?

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Good. How's it going today?

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You talked to the PD.

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I was listening to a discussion on asphalt or asphalt. And I looked it up, and they said, in the United States, it is clearly asphalt. But in Canada, it's clearly asphalt.

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What? Really?

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It's different in different countries, yeah.

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Yeah. Wait a second.

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It's different in different countries.

00:08:39 - 00:08:48 | Speaker 8:

So, Tony, you know what? Maybe KP, being from Lake Orient, has a little bit. She's further north. She's got a little bit of Canadian in her, right?

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Eh? I don't know. I just found it very interesting. A little bit different there. Who knows why? We're Canadians, I guess.

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Can I ask you a question? What is your first name?

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Rosemary

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I thought for some reason it was Susan Schramm Calling us up right now Our traffic manager Didn't it sound like Susan? I thought this is Susan Schramm calling up To talk to her boyfriend Tony Travato Oh sure Thanks Rosemary

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I can be Susan if you want

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Really? What would you dress in?

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It's a secret

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I love it Alright thank you Diane Ann, hello, you're on with Mojo in the Morning, and we have our great debate going on right now.

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Yeah, I know. I hear. Good morning, guys.

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Good morning. Is it ash or ass?

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It's definitely ass.

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Ash?

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I swear, no, ass.

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Ass, okay.

00:09:48 - 00:09:56 | Speaker 6:

I work for Ajax Paving, and my boss told me it's asphalt, and you've got to say it like you're swearing.

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So you work for a paid...

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company. Do you know what KP's mom does? She works for MDOT. That woman knows roads. Don't you think she would have corrected her a long time ago? She doesn't

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pave them. She just looks at traffic.

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Oh, I love you guys.

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We love you too. God, it's a Monday, isn't it? Brandon, hello.

00:10:19 - 00:10:26 | Speaker 11:

Hey, at my company, everyone around us, we call Ashball, A-S-H or A-S-P-A, however you spell it.

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Okay.

00:10:27 - 00:10:35 | Speaker 11:

Are you Canadian? That's what we call it. Are you Canadian? No, we're American. We work out of Oak Park.

00:10:35 - 00:10:40 | Speaker 9:

Well, it sounds like your company can hire KP. She might be able to work there and fit in.

00:10:41 - 00:11:04 | Speaker 4:

Yeah. What else was KP arguing with you about, Tony? Because sometimes she gets a little spicy. She's a 23-year-old. Man, I'm going to tell you, I've gotten in more arguments with her than I've gotten into with my son. Tony? Oh, we lost him? Oh, sorry. I know you're talking to us. No, no. Were you on the other line with Susan Schramm?

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I was.

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What else?

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Can we fight about it? No. Did you guys – how did this – like, how do you guys get into this conversation? I don't understand that. Like, what brought you to that?

00:11:15 - 00:11:29 | Speaker 12:

Well, she was part of a riveting conversation about laying concrete. And then Hassan said, couldn't you just put down asphalt? And she said, it's not asphalt. All these dummies, it's asphalt.

00:11:30 - 00:11:34 | Speaker 9:

Oh, man, that's the best. When she was so bold to correct someone at the table.

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Can't you write her up for that?

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Yeah.

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Isn't that a write-up moment right there?

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There you go.

00:11:40 - 00:11:48 | Speaker 4:

Put it in her personal file. All right, talk to you later, Tony. We'll see you. See you guys. Hey, by the way, how's traffic right now? We got a lot of listeners out there on the roads?

00:11:49 - 00:11:56 | Speaker 3:

Traffic looking good. Looking good. That's your traffic report. I'm Megan on Mojo Report.

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Tony, Shannon's out today. I don't know if you know that, but did you hear the reporter, the traffic reporter that we got filling in for Shannon today?

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She's awesome.

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No. No. No.

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No.

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We usually have Heather Pascoe. She's great. This is another dude who's just doing the reports on a smoke break for us. Listen to this guy.

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Hold on. Hold on. Check this out. Speaking of the roads.

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We do have the closure of 94 westbound between Jackson and Old U.S. 12 of Washtenaw County. Traffic is now from Baker Road westbound. Eastbound traffic slows because of Gawker delays. We have 75 southbound after Grange Hall with an accident. Also, slow traffic on 275 between Ford Road and M14. I'm Rick Schrepp with traffic.

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Hello. Is that the most amazing voice you've ever heard?

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It's a great voice, and you know who his boss is? I'm not making this up. It's Ashley Asphalt.

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