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It's Mojo in the morning. So you guys, when you have people over and you're planning like, hey, we're going to all get together, we're going to have dinner, we're going to have drinks and stuff like that. Do you pre-select where everybody is sitting? Like where everybody gets to sit around the table?

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No.

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yes do you okay like for thanksgiving i understand that right but just a normal friday night for

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saturday night every time growing up we all had assigned seats at the kitchen table really yeah really like for company when you had company over yeah we knew where we would like add the chair and where they would sit yeah so did you have name tags no please don't have names but like i remember and he's my best friend but if i set my brother's seat i might get it's time i might get a little hit to the back that spine would be a little bit like ah we went to a we went to a friend's house

00:03:00 - 00:03:14 | Speaker 6:

for a uh party and uh sat down at the table and was told that i had to get up and move because the spot was for one of their kids okay that was the spot where one of the kids would sit it's

00:03:14 - 00:03:25 | Speaker 8:

crazy i admit that it's crazy i would do the same thing would you really yes because it had like if you throw that off you you don't know what else is going to be off so when you introduce this i

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didn't know it was going to be like that because i will do that with smith's chair in particular if somebody sits in smith's chair i i very kindly ask them to move because his chair is disgusting no matter how many times i throw that the chair cover in the washing machine and so i i will say okay that one's smith's like anywhere else is this the same but i thought you meant like actual

00:03:46 - 00:03:51 | Speaker 7:

assigned seating is this the same like your dad's lazy boy like nobody sits there that's his chair

00:03:51 - 00:04:21 | Speaker 6:

all their spots on couch and stuff like that people have like that's the that's how they always sit and stuff okay like and i i've talked about this before on the air but i don't get why people will do this like i've talked i don't get why people will you know when they're inviting you over to your house will tell you certain things that you can't do and can do at their house including where you can sit and where you can't sit okay but can you tell people that they have to take off their shoes uh well that's kind of a very midwestern thing but can you uh yes i

00:04:21 - 00:04:24 | Speaker 9:

think that you can have those rules so why can't i tell you where you have to sit i do think the

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sitting is different i do to be fair i really do so do i but i still do it i'm i'm there i got a

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spot in my couch that corner area that's mine i tell my mama to move really but like if we all

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came over to your house and we were gonna watch a movie or something and megan was sitting in that

00:04:42 - 00:04:49 | Speaker 7:

spot would you be like that's my spot move i would try to get there before everybody said oh Okay. The outro had me the first one to the couch. Well, and that's the thing.

00:04:50 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 6:

I was one of them. I'm sorry. We walked in. We were like the first ones over there, and I'm thinking to myself, I don't even get the spot of where I want to go sit, to go sit around the table. The other thing.

00:05:00 - 00:05:38 | Speaker 1:

that was weird and this to me was like crazy was we couldn't bring our drinks into the living room where the game was on tv we had to leave our drinks in the kitchen area or drink it in the kitchen area because they didn't want us no food or beverage in there was it all white well they have young no they have young kids and their kids have the rule that they can't bring food or drink out there so they didn't want the you know uh rate the whole idea of all of us in this you know okay he gets to do it but i can't get to do it do you think i'm crazy that i put a couch cover on my couch when people come over oh i think that's nuts that is craziness take the couch

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cover you do okay here's the thing grandma no well here's the thing it is the most expensive piece of furniture i've ever bought in my entire life i i very much should not have bought this couch and i did and it's the best decision i ever made it's so cozy it is the best couch in the world and it is white and i i will put a cover on it when people come over see to me that defeats

00:06:02 - 00:06:12 | Speaker 5:

the whole purpose of having this nice beautiful couch that you buy because you bought it to have your house look nice but then you cover it up when people come over but here's the thing if it costs

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the same as my first couch which was an ikea couch and it was white i'd be like spill the red wine on it but this is an investment piece this will be passed down for generations i i want to know

00:06:22 - 00:06:34 | Speaker 1:

844-MOJO-LIVE 844-665-6548 I want you to call out the family, friend or whoever it is. I want you to call out the people who you hate going over to their house because they have too much stupid crap that they do

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all the time. Or you can't crap.

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You can't crap in the house? Really?

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You know this. You've known me for

00:06:42 - 00:06:50 | Speaker 1:

20 years. You cannot crap in the bathroom at Shannon's house. Go to Starbucks. I gotta go, Shannon. You better let me go. If Shannon has you

00:06:50 - 00:07:00 | Speaker 5:

over make sure you go number two you know where this originated i had a friend come over and give me an upper decker and i never again what's up whitney how you doing it's mojo in the morning

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what's going on i'm good how are you guys we're doing great what's happening uh the only person

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i will give up my seat for is my parents uh anybody else you want yeah i man i have to be

00:07:15 - 00:07:27 | Speaker 1:

quite honest with you i think that it's rude when you have guests in your house and you will not allow the guests to be able to be guests you know what i mean like they can sit wherever they want

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they just don't take my spot unless you're my parents they won't do it and where is your spot where exactly is it whitney uh i'm on the edge of the couch i got two different couches of my spot

00:07:36 - 00:07:41 | Speaker 1:

is my spot and everybody else are your ass prints right in that couch like can i can i tell it was

00:07:41 - 00:07:52 | Speaker 6:

yours all right tell me if i cross the line here so i left my old couch behind at my old house where my brother lives and when i go to his house i make him move because i bought that couch too

00:07:52 - 00:08:00 | Speaker 1:

oh my god your brother by the way that's his now your brother should have never bought that house

00:08:00 - 00:08:26 | Speaker 4:

what's up amelia how you doing hey good morning what's going on nothing i don't have i'm not that weird and i have like a spot to sit in because i have my own bedroom in my house but um i have a cup that literally no one has used not even like my live-in partner um it's a tiffany cup and i just don't trust anyone else with it and it's mine so if somebody grabbed that out of the the

00:08:26 - 00:08:38 | Speaker 1:

cabinet you would take it out of their hands i would say um can i get you a different cup what if that cup accidentally breaks when you're cleaning it or you know putting it in the

00:08:38 - 00:08:50 | Speaker 4:

dishwasher oh i don't put that in the dishwasher it's porcelain i am very very very careful with it because i got it it's got too many memories when i used to work there so that's wild man oh

00:08:50 - 00:08:56 | Speaker 6:

man that is wild no i just looked it up and i fully understand we went to a we went to a friend's

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house a year or so ago and it was cold and i remember they had a blanket there and chelsea said oh my god i'm so cold like it was like freezing so i grabbed a they had a blanket that was there and they were like that's the decorative bank blanket and they would not allow you to use

00:09:10 - 00:09:16 | Speaker 6:

the decorative blanket or when people move the pillows i hate that uh jessica says that she

00:09:16 - 00:09:23 | Speaker 1:

would never want to go to shannon's house what what's up jessica hi no jessica actually is like

00:09:23 - 00:09:39 | Speaker 3:

you shannon what's going on jessica can you hear me yeah go ahead oh first time long time I've been listening to you guys. I'm like 23 now. I've been listening to you guys since I was like literally five driving to school with my mom.

00:09:39 - 00:09:43 | Speaker 1:

Oh, my God. You just made us feel old. I'm going to hang up on you. What's going on?

00:09:44 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 3:

Sorry. So in college, I had a friend who would not let people use the bathroom at his apartment, especially if they had to go number two. Oh, he's like Shannon. Yeah. And after like a night of, you know, fun night out at Michigan State, go green.

00:10:00 - 00:10:17 | Speaker 7:

We went over to, like, this apartment to just hang out, whatever, afterwards. And one of my friends, like, was about to, like, literally go in their pants, had to go so bad. And he sent them across the street to, like, a random 7-Eleven at, like, 2 o'clock in the morning to go to the bathroom because he would not let them go.

00:10:18 - 00:10:22 | Speaker 1:

That's funny. If you're in my neighborhood and you need to use a toilet, I'm your guy. That is funny.

00:10:22 - 00:10:28 | Speaker 6:

That is so funny, Jessica. Thank you for the call. I appreciate it. Lena, what's up? It's Mojo in the Morning. What's going on?

00:10:28 - 00:11:14 | Speaker 8:

hi i was just wanting to call in about um people you know sitting in certain places my aunt and uncle they have their odor and they have their own seats on the couch on so when you go over to their house like you will not sit in their seat because they have like seat pillows they have like covers they have like back pillows and then like right next to the seat that's where you sit at They have, like, a little tabletop thing where they keep, like, their books and coffees. It's like their beds and nightstands about the couch. That's wild. It's been the same seat for the last, like, 10 years. Wow.

00:11:14 - 00:11:23 | Speaker 6:

Oh, my God. So if you go over to their house right now, you know exactly where they are. And if they're not there, you're calling the police because there's something happening, right?

00:11:24 - 00:11:25 | Speaker 8:

Absolutely. Absolutely.

00:11:25 - 00:11:39 | Speaker 6:

That's great. But at a certain point, that's the thing. This couple, they're like 40-something years old. Young. 40-something-year-olds shouldn't do that. Megan should not be covering her couch. She's 30 years old. 30-year-olds shouldn't be doing crap like that.

00:11:39 - 00:11:46 | Speaker 2:

That reminds me of my grandma. She had the plastic on her couch. Oh, my God. I would. My Italian grandma had plastic. You know what? Smart lady.

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