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Mojo in the morning. S&S Kiss 955. Oh, you know what time it is. You ready? Come on. You waking up with Mojo. These other morning shows are no go. They love us like the iHeart logo. We got five at 6.55. If you were looking for Modo, water, roses, catch them creeping on the low low. weekdays 5 to 10 30 it goes down hey who you picking for the throwback throwdown dirty on the 30 for the news on your timeline only on kiss snx and 955 let's go

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guys so good again who is it again p.l p.l what does p.l say we gotta call p.l you should ask well bring me can we have him come in and do an interview with us this week for sure i'll text them, ask them when you're free. Zach, re-do me a favor, will you? Yeah, of course. Will you re-put that in the system? Is that too loud, or was it just me? Was it too... I didn't think that your mic was loud enough. Really? Or maybe

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the system... Here we go. That is so good. You ready? That's better. That's better. They love us like the iHeart logo Might be a little hot

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It's a little hot You recorded it really hot

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Did I put it in?

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You might have put it in hot This has got you all over it

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We want to make it sound good

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Put it in Dolby sound Put it in Dolby stereo Like Dolby stereo Leave it to our listeners And John Tallenger to send us text messages knowing that the club that we used to do Stripper 101 at was the Coliseum based off of my... It's on the east side and it looked like a castle. Everybody knew it. I got texts from so many people. It was the Coliseum. Remember you used to do the Coliseum? That was actually a great place. Is that still around? I don't think so. Field trip. Are there strip clubs? Hell yeah, strip clubs. Last strip club I've ever been to was the Penthouse Club on 8 Mile Road. It was a very classy strip club. I'm not going to lie to you. Even their back room was class. Oh, hold on. We want to talk about it.

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I was about to say, whoa.

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It was very classy looking. The last time I had been there was a...

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bachelor party for somebody from the show and it was honestly the last time i went to a strip club because it was the only time that a fight over the bill ever came into play and so it came into to a play where it's like oh god how are we gonna pay for this thing and it was chad from chad's chad's uh landscaping that paid the bill for us because he had trade how much was it

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He had trade.

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It was a $10,000 bill.

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Wait. No, it wasn't. Y'all was in that backroom doing crazy stuff. But wasn't there, okay, not being weird, didn't you say the food there was supposed to be? It was delicious. People would truly go there for the food.

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It was delicious, Shannon. I've never gone to a strip club. Can you take me? No, I'm passive. Ask your brother, Kevin, over here to take you.

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I don't go to strip clubs. I hear the lamb chops are fantastic.

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The lamb chops are amazing. My favorite was Slim used to talk about the lamb chops at Strip Club so much, and he would talk about, oh, you've got to go there. We made Slim do a cooking review at that. And then you remember when we did Easter Bunny at the Strip Club and we had Slim dress up as the Easter Bunny? Oh, my gosh, I do. That was great. Ayesha, what's up?

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Hey. What's going on?

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Do you remember that song, Ayesha?

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First time in a very long time.

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Do you remember that song, Aisha? Oh, yeah. That was a great song. Definitely. What's going on?

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So the strip club was the Coliseum.

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Yes.

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I believe it was the Coliseum because I've been there twice. I won twice.

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Did you come to our Stripper 101 classes? Yes. I thought that that was great. Those classes were fun.

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They were fun. They were very fun.

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The best part of the stripper classes that we had was the fact that they had us participating. Like, they literally had us doing it. And we are not the most, like, aside from Shannon, we're not a most physically sound show. Like, if you had to do the Battle of the Radio Stars, like, if they did, remember they used to have the Battle of the Network Stars or whatever that thing was? If they had a battle of the radio station stars, I know we could take down Blaine and Lauren, but aside from them, we'd be killed by Dave and Chuck the Freak, Free Bear and Hot Wings.

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Why do you always lump me into your lack of confidence and your physical ability? And I actually disagree with you.

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I think we do fine.

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I have seen your feet, and your feet are like, you got club feet. You do not want to go foot for foot. He said he's really fast.

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I'm pretty quick. You do not want to go foot for foot. You showed us a picture of your foot, and the right one looked like it was human. The left one looked like it was ogre.

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I got a flat foot. I'm flat-footed. I could never go into the military when I was a kid because I had flat feet. I would love to do this for, you know how we've done softball games and stuff like that, where we challenge in softball, and you guys just did your bowling league? Yeah. We should have an Olympic-style thing against the other radio TV stations. This is a great idea.

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I'm down. This is literally a great idea.

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Would Jay Towers choose his radio show or his television show? Because I could definitely beat his radio show.

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I don't want it to be a softball game. I want it to be like something at Urban Air. Yeah, like, you know what I mean? Like go-karts or I don't know, something like that. Like American Gladiator. Yes. You know what I want? Yes, all those obstacle courses.

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Here's the thing. My wife is screaming at the radio right now. You just had shoulder surgery. Why are you doing this? but i can participate in low impact you know like what i don't know uh paper mache something something where it's not physical aisha what do you think you listen listen to this radio show you say do you ever listen to any of the other radio shows or tv stations you ever watch

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any of the news or any of that stuff yeah i watched channel two and channel four all right

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Do you think I could beat Root Baraj? I think I could take his ass down. Possibly. Yeah.

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I think he could possibly beat him.

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I mean, Taryn Asher, she's got her, you know, she's got. No, she's in great shape. I would not want to go up against her.

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Shannon versus Rhonda Walker.

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Oh, have you seen Rhonda's arms? Are you kidding me?

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Shannon's arms look massive today, though. What about Brad Galley? I've seen Brad golf. last summer together, that guy is a really, really good golfer. He can hit the crap out of it. First off, he's 6'6", or something like that. He's deceptively tall.

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He's not 6'6".

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He is. You are taller than him. I am not taller than Brad. I don't think so. No, Brad's tall. Brad's a big guy.

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His hair kind of go up, though. He is a tall drink of water.

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Aisha, you gave us the idea. Why don't we do this? Let's do it at the strip club. Why don't we do a stripper bowl contest? I.

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I've seen Shannon hang upside down at the strip club before. For real? No, he has not. Did you do it? Yes, I didn't do it. You never did the strip?

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No, I never did Stripper 101. You were never here for Stripper 101? I was here, but I think I was very pregnant, and so I just sat at the broadcast table.

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A pregnant stripper is hot.

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Yeah, I was there, but I did not partake.

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The pregnant strippers get all the love at a strip club. I'm telling you, that's a big deal. You got to pay extra. The pole is the best part. Why is it that Zach would be the guy that I would picture hiring the pregnant stripper to a dance floor? That would be fun. Why not? Two for one. Two for one. I like that. Aisha, thanks for the call. I appreciate you.

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Thank you. Bye.

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All right. Lydia, I'm putting something else on your plate this summer.

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Lovely. Get the strippers lined up.

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Actually, don't we have some TV people coming to our Mojo podcast on Friday live?

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Yeah. So you spoke of Brad Galley. He'll be there. Yeah.

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Great.

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Danny Rogers.

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Danny. Oh my god, I love her so much.

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And? Hank Winchester.

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Hey! Is Karen come with him too? Yes, and Karen loves him. Oh, it's going to be so fun. Hank and Karen have a podcast now together, besides obviously them doing the Kelly Stafford podcast. Hank does that. But we've got to promote these guys. They're great.

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I didn't know they had a podcast together.

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Don't they have a thing called something Gross Point Live or something like that? Aren't they doing something like that I saw? We'll have to ask them. We'll have them on. Yeah, they'll talk. Maybe we challenge them on Friday. Maybe we have something on Friday. Arm wrestling contest? Well, no. We say to them, all right, here's the deal. We're going to put our money where our mouth is for charity, and we'll come up with something. I like Reese's Headdy. See, the only reason you're doing it is because, again, you can't participate. No. I want to do it at a later time. I need six months of downtime. They told me six months of physical therapy, and then I'm back to being good. No, you don't, dude. Are you serious? Aaron, let's do a fart challenge.

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Okay.

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Hold on.

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What? Why? Go out before you do it. You open the door and fart and then walk out. Who wants it?

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No, I'm never replaying it again. That's why. By the way, the Mojo in the Morning Show. Help wanted. Help wanted. We are looking for another show member to take the seat.

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formerly known as the seat of megan okay and megan's right by the door where kev just did that

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that was her seat so i was talking to tony about this on on friday and tony and i tony said to me he goes hey can i drive you home uh from work one day this week and i said oh that's so nice of you he goes yeah i want us to drive and we'll stop off at like coney islands and we'll try to find somebody to be on the show i go what tony wants to this is tony's idea he thinks that the next member of the show should not be anybody that's in professional broadcasting should be a person that is a character that's in the public you know public eye talking to people every single day and he said it should be somebody like a a waitress at a coney island or the checkout person at a trader joe's like he thinks that that could be the next person on the show i kind of love this like a like a statewide search why not he said he said that this is his his thing he want his goal is and this is the boss speaking okay not all the greatest ideas come out of this guy sometimes you gotta pull him back a little bit but his his idea is that the one and beauty of your show is it represents detroit grand rapids and toledo in such a great way why not find somebody that is from detroit grand rapids or toledo to represent and be part of the show it's not a

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bad idea if you search like careers on iheart it's there if people want to apply for the

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opportunity yeah the wreck is well he said when bianca comes back tomorrow from her eight-week vacation down in the caribbean when she comes back tomorrow when she comes back tomorrow we're going to put a help wanted ad up for social media and we're going to have a big thing and ask people if they want to apply for the job i i actually thought that there is something to this whole thing like there's something to the idea that we have a person on with us that is not jaded by the past radio is a thing that could jade you media could jade you like it could be the remember when we i do this all the time you remember when we did these promotions and we never had to set up the you know the balloons and tents and all the rest of that stuff by ourselves you know what screw that we're not going back to the past we're all doing 28 jobs very little what if we do like

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a job fair like what if we say okay like like like i'm doing with the cops and d yeah bro dpd you say everybody come to the radio station we're doing an open job fair no not a job fair what about

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It's not like speed dating, but speed interviewing on it. Yeah, you get one topic. You get to sit in the chair. Oh, my God. After however many seconds, we decide if you're interesting and fun or not, and we buzzer you out, or we let you keep filming. We do a nice reason to come out. And you advance to the next round.

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We do live on, like, Twitch or something. Oh, my gosh. Stream it live. You guys, why is it that we have gotten really good at brainstorming on the air? We have this meeting out here. It doesn't ever get good. This is a fantastic idea. I don't know. I mean, seriously, I wanted to work in this business my entire life. This is all I wanted to do. We need to, as Donald Trump says, make America great again. We need to make radio great again. Right? Tired of all the people saying that podcasting.

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Which we do. We do. We do as well.

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And, you know, whatever. Movies and all that stuff is great. No, I don't know what they say. They say all that stuff.

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I love Painkiller Mojo.

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My favorite is people still listen to the radio. Hold on a second. Let me read you a stat. Andrew, hold on one second. Come on. Man lie, women lie. Numbers don't. Can I read you a stat, Andrew, that will blow your freaking mind?

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Blow my mind, Mojo.

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All right, in 2024, in 2024, the Mojo in the Morning Show had 20 million downloads of the Mojo Network podcast. 20 million downloads. All right. Eight million total listening hours of Mojo in the Morning Show podcast in 2024. The average listener listens to this radio show for 30 minutes or longer. All right. Are we getting somewhere with you on this one here? And the Mojo in the Morning Show is the most listened to podcast in Michigan and Ohio, baby. How do you like that, huh? What do you think?

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That's pretty freaking awesome. You know, I'm an insurance broker at DoorDash. You're always looking for a third job. A middle-aged dad bod. I have a bunch of guys.

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You know what? You're the kind of guy you're hired. Would you want to be part of this thing? Would you like to be part of this shenanigans?

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I've dreamed about it in college, but I never went that way because there's just no money in it.

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Listen, there's money here, and we've got a budget, too. Megan left some money here for us, so we've got some money on the table. I'm in.

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I'm in, boy. Let's just divvy it up amongst ourselves. Tapes, residents. Wait a second. Let's hold off on this nationwide search.

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Julie? What's up, Julie? Hi.

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Hi, good morning.

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Good morning. What's going on?

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uh so i was a waitress at a little like family diner for about 10 years um i just quit back in september because i had some pregnancy complications but um my dream like ever since i started listening to you guys on the radio back when i was a kid like i've always wanted to be on

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motor in the morning julie this could be your dream come true you could actually fulfill that dream you know what julie it's something that our boss came up with i think it's a great idea Let's not go looking for something that we think that we're going to find. We're going to find it basically by finding you, and that could be you. And you know the show as well as anybody does, right? You've listened. You've heard all the crap that we deal with. I like this. I think this is going to be good. I'm just hoping. Here's my only fear of this whole deal. My only fear is Mr. Positive is going to be the only person that applies for this thing.

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Please don't wish that on us.

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No, he's a great guy. But Mr. Positive, he's too positive for me. I need a little bit of negativity in my life. What's going on, Chuck? Hi.

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Crazy. Hey, I got two ideas for you. One is do what happened to Shannon and do Regis and Kelly version where you get a different DJ every day.

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Okay.

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Or DJ for a day for a big donation for breaking and entering.

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You know what? Now you're talking. Now you're talking.

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And I'll make a big donation.

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Oh, look at you. How big? Yeah. How much money are we talking about?

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I'll do a thousand

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You gotta go more than that Come on, raise it up When we did, you can be in on the show The whole show, the Zot dealerships All spent ten grand On that, so you may have to Add some zeros to that End of that one, Chuck Think about it

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Chuck's going

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