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Aunt Pat's Mukbang
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Aunt Pat's Mukbang

from Mojo In The Morning

December 6, 2024 | 00:09:33 | Leisure

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Hold on Isn't that good Not good at all guys What's wrong Well I don't know I was getting some text messages During the last break that we just had Let me make a phone call real quick this new phone system sometimes it's a little irritating because it seems like it's not like really dialing a phone call i feel like i'm having to like write an email in order to uh whoever thought of this thing is a jock ass you just kind of sound like you're

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crazy and you're talking to yourself. I know.

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I know.

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Hold on.

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Hello?

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And Pat.

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Yes?

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I had no idea until I just got your text message. During the entire commercial break, I've been eating like on camera.

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You can't see though.

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But you said you're watching and I literally just scarfed down a bunch of food. We've got food that was brought in by our friend George from someplace called Iggy's, which was delicious, and then House of Hummus brought in. They brought in some... Oh, I love hummus. Oh, my God, Pat. You're going to love this stuff. So, Pat, Pat, text me, and then a couple other people. Are we on live still? Are we on still live? Yeah, we are. Oh, son of a bitch, Bianca. I can't believe you.

00:03:04 - 00:03:09 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, but there was a thing in front. There was a thing in front of you that said...

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What did it say? What did it say on there? It said,

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Uh, on a break.

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On a break. That was what I was doing. I was on a break. Oh, my God.

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Start doing daily mukbangs. They love that.

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Pat, do you, I know. Wait, Pat, say hi to Bianca.

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Hey, I'm Pat. Hi, how are you? I'm good, how are you?

00:03:31 - 00:03:36 | Speaker 4:

Say to Aunt Pat what you just said, because I want to see if she can guess what that means, what you just said. What'd you say?

00:03:36 - 00:03:39 | Speaker 5:

I said we should start doing daily mukbangs. They love those.

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Do you know what mukbangs are, Pat?

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say it again muck bangs muck bangs no i never heard that word before pat muck bangs can make

00:03:51 - 00:04:03 | Speaker 4:

us money this could be something that you could do pat you you're in oh okay in your retirement think of this like okay explain explain what a muck bang is for uh for her uh bianca um it's

00:04:03 - 00:04:13 | Speaker 5:

just when you just eat really like grossly on tv or on screen and you just don't care about what eating it's kind of like a good asmr but it's like people just enjoy watching you eat pat would

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you would you let people pay to watch you eat yeah if i got money i would yeah that is the right

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answer the last time we talked to you had like a jaw thing where it was like clicking a lot

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all right could your mouth handle it yeah actually my my jaw is much better okay that's good to know

00:04:31 - 00:04:36 | Speaker 4:

Um, this would be amazing. Pat, do you know what OnlyFans is?

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OnlyFans?

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Yeah.

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No.

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So OnlyFans, people go on that and they'll pay you to watch, like, you could go on OnlyFans and you could pay guys to look at, like, watch you, I don't know, your feet or something like that. Like, Megan was going to sell her, uh, videos of her feet.

00:04:57 - 00:05:02 | Speaker 6:

Oh, wait, wait. No, I want to. and do that. I don't want to do that. That's weird.

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Would you sell your underwear in, Pat?

00:05:05 - 00:05:13 | Speaker 6:

No. You had to meet the guys. It's good money. No, but I'm curious about that Sono Bello. Oh, girl, you'll love it.

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Seriously.

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Does it work? Yeah.

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Why don't you do this? Why don't we do this? Let's have Sono Bello be her first sponsor for her mukbangs.

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They might jump on this, Pat. If I get it for free, I'll do it. Oh, there you go.

00:05:31 - 00:05:32 | Speaker 1:

Who's the account executive for Sono Bello?

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Let me tell you, I'm Pat. I will make some calls. We'll make it happen.

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This would be fun.

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Do you do it? Have you done it? I might be in the process of doing it. So they also do a lot of, yeah, they do like skin removal and stuff too. So we're talking right now. That's what I need.

00:05:52 - 00:05:57 | Speaker 6:

Oh, my God. I got lunch from Lady Arms. They do that.

00:05:57 - 00:06:17 | Speaker 1:

they got you i i think it would be the greatest thing ever if we could get aunt pat like a side hustle because she's you guys don't know pat was a teacher for so many years and then she uh retired from teaching uh went on disability and but is right now retired never went on disability you

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didn't what did you do then i didn't get nothing i'm living on myself you're okay well we need a

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side hustle for you we're gonna get pat pat how are your feet oh actually this is a funny story

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i have another one on my other foot now and i'm not even diabetic what is that another one

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crazy another sore oh people love sores pat actually you'll probably make money my shoes tight enough that's what that was the doctor's reasoning of life that's there's no way what

00:06:52 - 00:06:59 | Speaker 5:

kind of doctor are you going to a witch doctor i love my doctor he's great oh yeah he's so great

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she said throw some respect on it yeah hold on a second hold on jennifer you're on with my sister

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and pat here what's up hi and pat i love you so much but oh thank you your brother tom is just so awful for asking you what these things are come on why is that awful i'm trying to culture her and

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And we're trying to get Pat a side hustle here, Jen.

00:07:24 - 00:07:29 | Speaker 4:

Okay, but not only Dan's mojo. Maybe use your real name.

00:07:29 - 00:07:49 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, by the way, thank you. Jennifer, though, think about this. Pat right now sitting in her Lazy Boy recliner, and she's got five or six people on there paying just to kind of sit there and hang out with her during the day. You know what that is? That's a dream come true for her.

00:07:49 - 00:07:51 | Speaker 5:

That's me on TikTok most nights.

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That's my dream, too. Me and Megan selling feet pics, chilling in our lazy boys, man. That would be the greatest.

00:07:58 - 00:08:04 | Speaker 5:

Listen, I want to be agoraphobic. I want to be the person that never steps foot out of the house.

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I'm agoraphobic. Yes.

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I am agoraphobic. Queen. Yes, I am.

00:08:08 - 00:08:22 | Speaker 1:

All right. Well, I'm going to try to work this out. I'm going to run this by. In our group chat, my brothers and sisters and I have a group chat that we all send stuff to each other. I'm going to see if Tracy and Tony and Bill and Mary Jo will be okay with this.

00:08:22 - 00:08:25 | Speaker 3:

No, but absolutely not. Okay with what?

00:08:26 - 00:08:28 | Speaker 1:

With you doing this, with you muckbanging.

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Well, I need to know what they're going to muckbang. I mean, it depends on what they're going to muckbang if it's, you know.

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We're going to get you, seriously.

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I bet you're my favorite person on this planet.

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I love you, Pat.

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If I could get Sonobelo for free, I'll muckbang.

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Hold on, Jessica. What's up, Jessica?

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Hi, I think that Aunt Pat should either DoorDash or do Instacart.

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Wait, wait, why? She wants to do something from home.

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I can't walk.

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Oh, something from home?

00:09:04 - 00:09:05 | Speaker 1:

Yeah.

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Okay.

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She has a hard time walking. You know how...

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If Jessica wants to deliver it, I'll drive.

00:09:12 - 00:09:18 | Speaker 1:

You know what? There are people that do that. You see, like, moms that make their kids run up to the house to go drop off the food order.

00:09:19 - 00:09:23 | Speaker 4:

That's funny, because that's actually what we're doing right now. Wait a second. Who's that guy?

00:09:25 - 00:09:26 | Speaker 1:

Jessica, who's the person that...

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That's her fiancé.

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Wait, so she makes you go up to the house and drop it off?

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No, she makes me drive.

00:09:33 - 00:09:37 | Speaker 1:

Oh, okay. It's risky out there. Do you guys split it evenly then, 50-50?

00:09:38 - 00:09:48 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, kind of, but it's just more so for her, because I'm just in my slow time of the season right now i own a food truck here in toledo so it's just kind of something for us both to do

00:09:48 - 00:10:12 | Speaker 2:

you guys call all the time don't you we've called once a few weeks ago or a month or two ago and he hadn't proposed yet he proposed like a week Yeah, I was feeling like all pressured on the spot, and I knew it was coming, but I just couldn't, like, let it out at that moment. So I was, like, all thrown off by your guys' punches. I'm like, damn it.

00:10:12 - 00:10:32 | Speaker 4:

Hey, a couple that can dash is a couple that'll last. Yeah, there you go. There you go. There you go. Hey, by the way, that's awesome. You guys should actually do this while you're DoorDash and get married while you're DoorDash, and you guys would get, like, on the news or something. It'd be a viral story. All right, we'll talk to you later, okay, guys?

00:10:32 - 00:10:34 | Speaker 2:

All right, we appreciate you guys. Have a good one.

00:10:34 - 00:10:41 | Speaker 4:

All right, we appreciate you too. Pat, sales department right now, Kim Blockham's working on your Sona Bello, okay? Oh, okay.

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I love you.

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Hi, it's Megan and Aunt Pat for Sona Bello.

00:10:47 - 00:10:59 | Speaker 1:

What if we did it together, like hand-in-hand, wheeled back to the operating room? Oh, all right. All right. Like couples massages? They're couples at Sona Bello together. Stay together.

00:10:59 - 00:11:02 | Speaker 2:

Love you, Pat. Have a good weekend.

00:11:02 - 00:11:03 | Speaker 1:

All right, have a good weekend.

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