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Babies Hate Meaghan
Mojo In The Morning

Babies Hate Meaghan

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Mojo in the morning, we have a baby. We do have a baby. And we will hear from mom and dad coming up here in a second. And we'll surprise you with the sex and the baby's name. Mike's going to be on with us and Allie's going to be on with us in a second for that. It's Mojo in the Morning Show. Speaking of babies, babies hate Megan.

00:03:02 - 00:03:03 | Speaker 7:

No, it's true.

00:03:03 - 00:03:08 | Speaker 5:

So you've been around a lot of babies because all your friends are having babies right now?

00:03:08 - 00:03:37 | Speaker 7:

I don't know what's in Lake Erie's water. But I'm going to tell you what, everybody I know is getting pregnant right now. And it's driving me nuts because, yeah, whatever. Like, I have some babies. But honestly, if you know me, I don't know if I want kids. Shannon, can you tell them the truth? She's actually really great with kids. I love babies. I love them. She's really great with kids. I'm ready for mama. Yeah, like Megan's the fun aunt.

00:03:37 - 00:03:39 | Speaker 4:

Yeah. Auntie Meg.

00:03:39 - 00:03:47 | Speaker 7:

Sorry, I know you hate Meg. I don't even know what nickname you hate. She hates Shani, right?

00:03:47 - 00:03:48 | Speaker 4:

I hate Shani.

00:03:48 - 00:04:55 | Speaker 7:

Thanks, Shani. Appreciate you. So all of my really good girlfriend just had her baby like two weeks ago-ish. And I've noticed this pattern where I don't know what I do or what kind of energy I give off because I think that I have fun energy. But every time I hold a baby, that baby starts crying, okay? And it's really starting to hurt my feelings. I went over to my girlfriend's house a couple, what was it, yesterday, the day before? And she, like I said, two-week-old baby. We're passing it around. She had quite a few girlfriends over. Her husband was there because they're, you know, on maternity paternity leave or whatever. And they're passing the baby around. And the baby's awake, and he's happy, and he loves everybody, and he's so happy to be in the world. And then it's my turn to hold the baby, and he starts crying, and I immediately pass him off, not even to mom or dad, but just to another friend he's never met before, and he is calm and collected, hands him back to me, immediately starts crying again. I don't know what touch I have, but it's the baby cry touch.

00:04:55 - 00:05:08 | Speaker 5:

I am shocked by this, because I... When I hold babies, tend to find that babies love to be held by me in my big bosom.

00:05:08 - 00:05:09 | Speaker 2:

Yes, that's interesting.

00:05:09 - 00:05:25 | Speaker 5:

And what ends up happening is babies will hold and they will look at me. They can be crying and I will hold them. Uncle Mojo will hold them and I'll squeeze them close to my chest, you know, and they will go, food. Look at that, food.

00:05:25 - 00:05:26 | Speaker 3:

Milk, milk.

00:05:26 - 00:05:35 | Speaker 5:

How is it that my big bosoms don't keep the babies calm, but you, you know, or my big bosoms do and yours don't?

00:05:35 - 00:05:42 | Speaker 3:

Do you think the babies can sense that the only mantra going on in my head is don't drop this baby? Yes. Don't drop this baby. I really do.

00:05:42 - 00:05:50 | Speaker 2:

By the way, you said, you mentioned it at the beginning. Is it my energy? I do think that there's something about like an anxious energy and it's felt right. You give it off.

00:05:50 - 00:06:03 | Speaker 3:

I'm just not super comfortable. Like I know what to do. I know, support the head, make sure they're breathing, whatever. But in my head, it's like, don't, don't hurt this child. I just, I'm not super comfortable.

00:06:04 - 00:06:26 | Speaker 5:

And that's the thing is that you have been around, you know, Mike and Allie more probably than any of the rest of us because you and Mike are so close. And I sit there and I think this baby already knows you. And if the baby already knows you, like with your friends who have bad babies, maybe it's the things that you're saying around them. Maybe they know you from the moment Lindsay, what did you want to say to Megan?

00:06:27 - 00:06:34 | Speaker 1:

Megan I was saying how babies sense Energy if they don't like you I'm kidding, it's a joke

00:06:34 - 00:06:47 | Speaker 5:

I know, but Shannon actually Said there's truth, by the way That Megan's got some energy Going on that Is making the baby scared What quite possibly could it be You hear her every morning

00:06:47 - 00:06:53 | Speaker 1:

I don't know Babies are funny I don't know.

00:06:53 - 00:07:01 | Speaker 5:

Do you think that the babies are like, oh, my God, this lady is very loud holding me right now? Why is this baby so loud? Maybe, maybe.

00:07:02 - 00:07:04 | Speaker 1:

Yeah. Don't get hurt, baby. That could be a fantasy.

00:07:06 - 00:07:15 | Speaker 5:

I think that Megan actually is going to be a fantastic mom. And I know you don't like this. I know you don't like that thought. But I do think that you're going to be a fantastic mom.

00:07:15 - 00:07:27 | Speaker 3:

Absolutely never going to happen. But I don't know what it is. As soon as they turn four, like, I am the best. Kids love me four and older, but under four, they're like, get away from me.

00:07:27 - 00:07:32 | Speaker 5:

Don't want anything to do with it. By the way, I do want you to know that we just are getting pictures in of a baby.

00:07:33 - 00:07:33 | Speaker 2:

I died.

00:07:33 - 00:08:41 | Speaker 5:

Really? Yeah. So I'm going to play for you when Mike and Allie were on the air with us and what they said. So let me play that for you real quick. Hold on a second here. Because this was actually pretty, pretty cool. and i'll play that and then you can you know get to look at these pictures because we're going to post them like almost immediately as soon as we can get uh get them up there but here you go this is from earlier this morning when mike and ali were uh were on the air with us unveiling baby guys we got a baby yes we do we got a baby it's time how amazing is this And Mike and Allie had their baby in what was a week early of what their due date was. But on the same day that they got to spend the entire day with their other kids at the zoo for Cecily's field trip. Let's go live to the hospital right now where mom and dad are. Mike, are you there?

00:08:42 - 00:08:49 | Speaker 4:

Hello, guys. Congratulations. How are you, Pete? How's that? Hey, thank you, thank you

00:08:49 - 00:08:56 | Speaker 5:

This is so special By the way, Mike, how good is this That it was sandwiched in between Mother's Day And Father's Day for you guys

00:08:56 - 00:09:04 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, I didn't even think of that It turned out kind of perfect It all happened so fast yesterday Honestly, it was very unexpected

00:09:04 - 00:09:21 | Speaker 5:

Before you tell us the sex of the baby Because I want that to be like the big pinnacle Of this conversation here I want people to have to listen for a little bit here I want to know what was going on like give us step by step so you went to the zoo you did the field trip thing

00:09:21 - 00:10:00 | Speaker 4:

okay right yeah yep yep so we go to the field trip uh there's a lot of walking involved in that and she had a moment of like the the Braxton Hicks which are like the early uh contractions and nothing big it was very spaced out we're walking around and everything seems fine and then we get back to the house and she goes, I gotta start tracking these. And I go, no, it's too soon for that. And I was like, do you need me to, this is probably 5, 6 o'clock. I'm like, do you need me to start calling people and letting people know, you know, we got a bunch of appointments tomorrow. We have, you know, a bunch of you know, I got work stuff I gotta take care of. You got stuff you got to take care of.

00:10:00 - 00:11:11 | Speaker 5:

take care of should i start you know putting our bags in the car she's like no i don't think so let's go get some let's go get some ice cream so we take the kids we go get ice cream and we're in line at the ice cream place and she goes we gotta go and i go what she goes these are one after another after another and it happened so fast and so then we get to the hospital and uh we we've packed our bags we race to the hospital we get the kids to the hospital now we've arrived to the hospital at 7 47 i think that's the time i text you guys and um and it's happening like now like like this baby is coming and so no joke you guys within two hours uh the the epidural didn't even fully kick in within two hours this baby was coming oh my god you you ever see the movies where everybody sees like the pregnancy in the birth in the movies and it's like this woman screaming and it's wild but you're like there's no way that's real there's no way that's real that is what happened last night it was yeah it was the wildest it was so fast there was no time

00:11:11 - 00:11:32 | Speaker 6:

for the medicine to kick in and it was it was intense wow mike how how did you uh do did you Keep calm because one thing that we all know about you is that you know how to be a husband, you know how to be a dad, but you don't necessarily know how to keep calm sometimes.

00:11:34 - 00:11:36 | Speaker 5:

Let me ask Allie. Allie, how do you think I did?

00:11:37 - 00:11:42 | Speaker 2:

No, I don't think there was any calm there, but I get to see any of that.

00:11:43 - 00:11:46 | Speaker 1:

Congratulations, Allie. Oh, my gosh, Allie. This is huge.

00:11:46 - 00:11:59 | Speaker 6:

Thank you. Oh, my God. All right, so here's moment of truth. Moment of truth. I don't know which one of you guys wants to tell us, but we have a baby. What do we have, and what do we call this alien child?

00:12:02 - 00:12:06 | Speaker 5:

So, Allie, we have a baby boy.

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Yeah, let's go!

00:12:08 - 00:12:12 | Speaker 3:

Let's go! Let's go! Oh, my gosh.

00:12:12 - 00:12:26 | Speaker 5:

We have a baby boy that was born at 9.57 last night. Wow. And his name is...

00:12:26 - 00:12:31 | Speaker 6:

Wow, Ryan Seacrest. That was amazing. Yeah, come on. Ryan Seacrest.

00:12:31 - 00:12:36 | Speaker 5:

Okay. His name is Sebastian Emanuel Aguilar. Wow!

00:12:36 - 00:13:22 | Speaker 6:

Let's go! What a name! Let's go! That is so awesome! Let's go! Oh, my God! That is Sebastian Emanuel Aguilar. Is that unbelievable? the way if you listen to the rest of the podcast which you can check right now it's up there right now find out why they named that their baby that name and was that the name of that uh dolphin that mike and ali and those guys saw when they were on that vacation um you can actually get all that details and check it out and pictures up mojo in the morning go see it make sure that you're doing this okay we want you to uh to be part of the family bubble wallace here from 23 11 racing

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