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Baby Stalking to Pick Up Girls
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Baby Stalking to Pick Up Girls

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May 11, 2023 | 00:16:15 | Leisure

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I want to bring something up here real quick, and then I want to get to some more topics. and blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah. Check out this story and tell me if you have ever done this or have witnessed somebody doing it. Have you guys heard of baby stalking?

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No, but that sounds terrifying.

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It does. But it doesn't sound as terrifying when you know that it's not you stalking a baby. Baby stalking is a term that is used to describe the way men will often use their own kids to try to get a woman's number. Maybe still terrifying. The tactic, and I'm going to read it verbatim. The tactic is used by men who are actually single. Rather, it isn't used by men who are actually single. Rather, it's used by married men who want to have a very naive side piece. The idea is that women love kids and that they really want kids of their own. Men assume that women will see them as taking care of a child, somebody that is responsible, a good dad. The attractiveness scale, they say, on men when they are around their kids goes up. This is interesting because that's like I've always said with when women wear sunglasses or a old English D Detroit Tigers hat, I always feel like their attractiveness scale goes up. Men with their children, their attractiveness scale goes up. However, it is clearly a married man's tactic for a side chick. a single man would be much more careful about vetting those he goes near if the woman is not really into him too when he is with the child so he'll know that it's not a good idea for him to

00:04:43 - 00:04:48 | Speaker 3:

actually be around her this is so slimy so where are these guys basically married guys using their

00:04:48 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 4:

kids to help them cheat yes where are these guys going so where are they going that's what i think I want to know Grocery store Well and I think that Mall is obviously A big one Grocery store is a good one Don't

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I say that because I take my kids to those places all the time,

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and you're going to get me yelled at by my wife.

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Well, of course you do because you're a good dad and a good husband.

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How about now? He's not. Okay. He's baby stalking, and we just found out about it. The truth behind Mike Aguilar is out right now, Allie.

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I want you to know this. I'm passed out at that tree at Rivertown Crossing's Mall while my kids jump all over. Here's the weird part to me.

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First off, this whole thing is weird. But second, if you have, if you're a dad, okay, and mom is in the picture, and you have kids that are of age to go when they get home, hey, mom, dad met a lady at the mall and got her phone number, like, you're going to get outed by your kids that you were using to do this in the first place.

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Oh, that's a great point.

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Right?

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Well, no, you hope that you have kids that aren't like your kids, and they just keep quiet. They know their place. Or that are on their iPads

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Not even paying attention

00:06:01 - 00:06:14 | Speaker 1:

Mike don't do it with Cecily Because Cecily will tell your life story We already know that she's one of those I gotta tell everybody every info Remember you had to actually like not tell Cecily To say your address because she would tell people

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Yeah then immediately when she would She's very much like me Immediately when she meets people she's just sharing her whole life story with them And I had to go no no no no We don't tell people where we live Baby stocking

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I know this is a thing for single guys Because remember we had Somebody on this show that asked if they could use My daughter and my dog To pick up girls

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You can say who it was It was slim

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Back in the day this was not recent

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He was actually honestly very smart In the idea of doing this

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He wanted to push the stroller

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Go through parks in downtown areas Like Northville or Novi Or Birmingham and he wanted to just sit there and have the kids hang out and then go to have moms like kind of flirt with them and stuff. I want to know if there's anybody that has ever either done this or busted somebody doing this. Oh, here you go. A couple of people say that they actually know guy friends of theirs that will go to Target and they'll do this at Target with their kids. They take their kids for play dates at Target. But I, so I have like a couple of friends, like I have some, we, Chelsea and I have friends that have young kids now and it's weird because we're in, it's a total transition of our lives with our kids, you know, getting older, you know, and, and kind of being off doing their thing. And our friends have these really, really young kids and these, these guys, I'm telling you, I know that not that they would cheat, but they love the idea of women seeing them doing the whole you know how you hold your kid kind of like you're like a big strong man with kid in your arm you're just being a dad you're no no no they're full they kind of like have that little thing going my buddy will you should see him you turned him yesterday on the air you know although he wasn't doing it while he was in the party city bathroom with the pants around his ankles but he does look at the opportunity in his hand yeah yeah oh it's a great story that was he He was a very good storyteller, too, telling that story.

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Please go back and listen to the podcast if you missed it.

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But no, but honestly, I'm not going to lie to you guys. I remember the days, and the malls were more popular when Joe Jacob and Luke were younger for me. I remember the days where I would walk around Somerset Collection, and I would have that stroller growing around, and you'd have the kids there. And you would walk around And all I wanted was to have people Not just women But I wanted like even people That were listeners of the show To see me in my dad mode Because I thought I look good It's very endearing I'll be honest

00:08:55 - 00:09:15 | Speaker 2:

I'm literally chasing Milo As I'm trying to get Cecily to stop Picking up every piece of candy That she possibly can I've never in my life thought that that, hey, I hope somebody's watching me do this. I hope somebody's watching my kids almost steal things and I'm chasing Milo up an escalator. Well, it's never that scenario.

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Right. Not a pretty picture.

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Ever.

00:09:19 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 1:

Okay, Lydia, this is what I want on phone lines. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. I want women to call up right now and admit to us because I know no guy's going to call up and say that they use their kids as bait to try to pick up girls. women to call up and tell us how hot your guy looks when he's with your kids like how hot does he look and then we will judge whether or not that bastard is uh is doing things listen how many times you see Wes your uh Wesley your or Wesley as your son calls him how many times do Do you see him coaching that?

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Track team And he's out there

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With those kids You said that before

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Just take me now

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You know what's hotter Than a guy with kids though?

00:10:09 - 00:10:11 | Speaker 1:

What? What's that? Where's this going?

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Oh just a guy with a dog I think is hot too

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Oh okay I was waiting for a joke Coming out of here I thought you were going to say

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A guy with no kids Because F them babies Oh well That's where I thought You were going

00:10:22 - 00:10:40 | Speaker 1:

I thought you were going to say You know what's hotter Than a guy with kids A guy with somebody else's kids Like it's not your kids But a guy with a dog Is another one too Come on, think of these guys. But think of it. He takes it one step further with the kids than he does with the dog. It's like one step up on that scale.

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Yeah. I guess there is something hot about a dad who's engaged. Like if you're just sitting on a park bench on your phone, not hot. You're actually like in the slide with him, hot. Yep.

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Suzanne, what's going on? It's Mojo in the Morning. This is called Baby Stalking. What's happening?

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Good morning. So one time I was at work and my husband was taking care of our kid and something happened to him. So he had to take him to the emergency room. And the nurse was all up over him, how good of a dad he was. Oh, my God, is it your good dad? You're taking care of your son? Where's your wife? And all that stuff. And he called me. He was like, come get your kid right now. This nurse woke up, talking to me, flirting with me because of how good of a dad I am.

00:11:24 - 00:11:28 | Speaker 1:

Wait, he was actually not into it. He was worried about it. It made him feel uncomfortable.

00:11:30 - 00:11:35 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, because my son had to get his appendix out, and he was in a lot of pain. And my son was like, I'm just trying to take care of my kid.

00:11:36 - 00:11:43 | Speaker 1:

Wow. To me, that's amazing. That's an honest guy that he doesn't like when girls flirt with him. I would have been eating that crap up.

00:11:43 - 00:11:49 | Speaker 4:

I mean, he doesn't like it, but he kind of knew he was going to get in trouble because my son was there. He was nine at the time. He was at home.

00:11:49 - 00:11:51 | Speaker 1:

Oh, so he thought your son was going to tell on him.

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Well, yeah.

00:11:53 - 00:12:01 | Speaker 1:

Yeah. Do you find him hot? Like, do you ever worry with him out and about with your son because he looks extra hot when he's walking around with him?

00:12:01 - 00:12:14 | Speaker 4:

I mean, he is 6'3", tall and dark and handsome. So, yes, I do worry. I feel like every woman worries. But it's just about the guy, you know, if he's going to be, if he's honest or not.

00:12:14 - 00:12:38 | Speaker 1:

Yeah. Picture the guy. This is what I picture. I picture the guy with a kid who's probably like Milo's age, Mike's son's age, or maybe even younger, a baby. Stroller, baseball hat on, wearing his yoga shirts, you know, the clothes I can't fit into. With the joggers. Yeah, joggers with his Starbucks or Tim Hortons cup walking around.

00:12:38 - 00:12:48 | Speaker 6:

Sub out the stroller for one of those baby Bjorns. If he's got the baby strapped right on his chest. You know what? You're right. You're right. Oh my god

00:12:48 - 00:13:01 | Speaker 1:

Jasmine what's going on It's Mojo in the morning How you doing Jasmine We're talking about this baby stalking The guys that actually will use their babies To go cheat

00:13:01 - 00:13:08 | Speaker 4:

Yeah my boyfriend has nephews So I think that's just the cutest thing In the world Oh yeah

00:13:08 - 00:13:44 | Speaker 1:

By the way Nephews are a great way to do it Because you can pretend that they're your kids Because there's something naughty I think women, honestly, don't get me wrong Not all women are like this But women like to be with guys that are some other girl's guy I do think that I think people like what they can't have And it actually makes it more attractive when they think that Instead of saying, oh, that's the guy's uncle No, that's not as attractive Uncle is not attractive Oh, look at that guy's dad Or that little kid's dad, you know?

00:13:44 - 00:13:48 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, but you know what the best part about being an uncle is? You get to give the kids back.

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That's true. Well, it is good. When you guys are fooling around after you met at the mall or park or where do you go meet girls, Mike, with your kids? I just got a text from my wife. I'm never going to the mall again alone. Michelle, what's happening?

00:14:04 - 00:14:19 | Speaker 3:

Hey, Mojo. I love you guys. Thanks for having me on. We love you, too. You guys are the best. Megan, I know you said that there's nothing hotter than a dog dad, but I love those cat daddies. Meow. Oh, God.

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I love you. I love you. You committed.

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You said meow.

00:14:24 - 00:14:28 | Speaker 1:

That's Mike. Stop it. Mike's a cat dad. Did you know that?

00:14:29 - 00:14:35 | Speaker 3:

I love that. You need to tell us. Well, you have a beautiful wife. But, yeah, cat daddies are where it's at.

00:14:35 - 00:14:46 | Speaker 1:

The sexy Mexie walking around with Saweetie. i hate you so much uh kevin what's going on hey good morning guys

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morning so i've gone out with my kids before i could never ever pull it off

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so i'd never even like so wait stop start all over again your phone cut up you go out with your kids

00:15:00 - 00:15:25 | Speaker 6:

what's that and i would never attempt to do that but it would never happen because my three-year-old daughter tells everybody that i'm married but i've gone out with my kids before and you've got to watch out for the ladies that come over talk about how cute your kids are and then their first question after that is well where's mommy yeah oh my god yeah she's just fishing you by the way

00:15:25 - 00:15:33 | Speaker 3:

mommy told her to say that. Mike just sent in our group chat, Allie's text, you're never going to the mall alone again. That is so awesome.

00:15:33 - 00:15:35 | Speaker 5:

No, he's saying the women will say that to the kids.

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No, no, no. Mike just in our group text.

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No, I know. I'm saying this guy.

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Yeah. Oh, the women say that? I thought your kids say, where's

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mommy? No, the women. You got to watch out for those. Dude, I wasn't listening to that. About how cute your kid is and everything, and then they look at you while they're asking the kids, where's mommy? You've got to turn around You're running home with the kids in the car You're not even getting in the car

00:16:00 - 00:16:05 | Speaker 3:

Really? You're not like even Just slightly turned on by that?

00:16:06 - 00:16:13 | Speaker 6:

No, my wife would stab me Yes It would be an HBO special in 20 years Starring Elizabeth Olsen

00:16:13 - 00:16:23 | Speaker 3:

Oh, that's hysterical Kevin, that is awesome I'm sorry, I was looking at Mike's text message Which is from Allie, which is great

00:16:23 - 00:17:05 | Speaker 4:

and i didn't catch that lexi what's up hey so i used to work before i had my third child and every monday my husband had off so he would take the kids to the park right by our house my two are 15 months apart so he would push a double stroller walk through the park and he would tell me that there was this lady who was always like oh hey and then she asked where's your mom my husband's like oh she's at work you know whatever but then he was like yeah we come here every monday after that she started showing up and she kept on like trying to like follow my husband and ask him questions and he's like i don't know if i can come to this park anymore on monday because this lady literally followed me around and i'm like well do what you gotta do like as long as the kids are having fun just mind your business and whatever but it was kind of

00:17:05 - 00:17:10 | Speaker 3:

really funny because he's like watch out what town was this in yeah it was in waterford watch

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out for the waterford ladies those ladies yeah moms at the parks are kind of crazy gotta be

00:17:16 - 00:17:46 | Speaker 7:

careful what's up rob what's going on mojo good morning everybody how are you good morning what's happening nothing but good to speak with you guys again so um my my case i was blessed to have like a a younger sister like i'm actually old enough to be her dad so i used to use the screensaver i used to use a picture um i've heard my phone screensaver and it was an absolute magnet so i know how good it works now that i'm married with a few children i wouldn't even put myself in that

00:17:46 - 00:17:57 | Speaker 3:

position as soon as they get to talking i'm like we gotta go yeah and is it also because your wife is just like kevin's wife where she would stab you absolutely absolutely i would definitely get

00:17:57 - 00:18:01 | Speaker 7:

well she'll probably you know um i don't know maybe something a little worse i don't know my

00:18:01 - 00:18:10 | Speaker 3:

body will be discovered yeah yeah same absolutely same sam what did your brother do so i used to

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live in huntington west virginia and when my oldest son can you hear me yes okay when my oldest son was about like one or two he would go to like the bus stop to go to the mall and stuff and he would tell people that he was his dad and the mom died in a horrible

00:18:30 - 00:18:38 | Speaker 3:

and would it ever work did he ever get to pick up girls he picked up he picked up a few girls a few

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And there was one time I was at the bus station and somebody was giving me a dirty look. I'm like, why are you looking at me like that? And she was like, I heard you were a horrible mom. It wasn't just the train. He was telling people that I had left.

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