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Back To The Hotel With Mojo
Mojo In The Morning

Back To The Hotel With Mojo

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November 4, 2024 | 00:10:09 | Leisure

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delivery area and charges may vary mojo in the morning show hey hey hey hey had a great weekend we had uh parents weekend up in east lansing for luke michigan state parents weekend it was a lot of fun man i have to tell you you guys may win like football championships in ann arbor but your parents don't drink like the parents in east lansing do holy christ were you coherent or did you have your one drink and you were well no no i got told i got told that's enough i you know what that's enough means that's enough and i learned that and i was so glad by the way that Everything happened, you know, early. Like a Friday, I went crazy, and I woke up with the worst hangover on Saturday. And then Saturday, so we tailgated at Theta Chi. Theta Chi? As Kev says. That's where Luke is. Luke's a fraternity kid over at Theta Chi. And they had such a great tailgate. First off, I love Luke's friends. I absolutely love them. He's got the best roommates in the world. Noah and Ass Juice are the greatest. Which I got to talk about Astuce. I think I might do it tomorrow's show because Astuce, there's a great story behind Astuce, Luke's roommate. Can he just call in? His name is Henry. If we talk about it tomorrow. I asked him for his phone number and he told me that he doesn't give phone numbers on the first date. The kid is so damn funny. But, oh my God, well, speaking of numbers, can I tell you this one? So we're staying at the hotel, all right? And we're coming back. There's parents partying, like, in the lobby of the hotel. They're partying on the streets. All the bars between Rick's and Harper's. These parents are worse than these kids. It's crazy how much partying is going on. So we're going back to the room, and it's kind of really, I mean, she's a hot mom. I don't want to say how hot mom is, but she's, as Chelsea's listening, she's a relatively attractive lady, okay, that's there. and asked me if she can come up to my hotel room with me. How did this conversation happen? We were walking, so we're going back to the hotel room, and she kind of comes up and she goes, oh, where are you going? And I go, I'm going to my hotel room. She goes, can I come with? And I said, only if she says it's okay. And I pointed to Chelsea, who was way out in front of me.

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He goes, I'll come up with both of you guys. And I'm like, oh. Damn, Paris. And I thought to myself, I'm like. I would like to have a threesome with you. No, I did not think that. Does that excite you at all?

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And you did not know this lady?

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No, no. She was a listener because she had said that she, she goes, I love your show. That's the funniest thing. When they say, I love your show after she just asked if you can come up to the hotel room with. Which, by the way, I will say this to you. I was kind of flattered by. Like, I don't know what it is. until our friends were with us, Leah and Dennis. I found out that we were in the car ride. I found out that Dennis also got asked to go up to, if she can come up to his room. She's trying to smash everybody. Yeah, hold on. I wonder if Dennis would listen, is listening right now, or, because they're leaving, they're flying out. They live in California. Dennis is like, I'm moving to Michigan. These guys, these people in Michigan know what's going on. Dennis's son is Max, who's like our second Michigan State son. But I was like, wait a second. I wasn't special? Well, I mean, she asked you first or second? She asked him first, I found out. Oh. Because he was in front of me. He's not going to answer. He was just walking in front. That was it. Sorry, I missed your call. Oh, Dennis. Leave a name. Hold on. Let me call Chelsea and find out if Chelsea's listening. Which, by the way, has anybody ever been asked in the lobby of a hotel to go back to somebody's room or to come up to your room? It is the most exciting thing ever. There is something kind of cool. Like, literally, I got turned on, like, in a second there. And then I'm like, Chelsea, this is like the.

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Hello?

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Chels.

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Tom.

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I tried to call Dennis because I wanted to talk to Dennis. We're talking about the woman that wanted to come back to our room.

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I didn't see her because I walked right past But here, talk to Dennis about it

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Okay, put Dennis on the phone for a second Oh, hello Hi buddy What's going on? Say hi to everybody

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Hey, good morning everybody What's up Dennis?

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Dennis, I kind of was excited Until I found out that I really wasn't Like, specially picked I'm talking about the woman that asked to go back to our hotel room Explain how it happened to you

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well i was walking through the bar uh stone sober yeah yeah sure sure he was seriously

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yeah he's not drinking at all yeah what hold on a second i'm getting yelled at by leah

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oh i was trying to walk away from him so anyways i'm walking across the bar stone sober probably looking pretty good as i do and uh a blonde cutie from across the room came over put her arm around me and says want to have a good time and i said well there's my wife right there i mean i'm kind of paraphrasing some of this yeah i did take a moment though and looked at her and said what is going on so and then i shook her off to my friend tom

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wait i just want you to know how disappointed i was i was so excited because i was a little bit lagging behind as i was saying hello to a couple people that i that i recognized and then she did the same thing to me and I was so bummed out that I wasn't special, Dennis, that she chose you before me. I was your sloppy seconds.

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Yeah, she was just looking for twice the fun is what she was looking for.

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Do you honestly think, what do you think a kid, Megan and Shannon and stuff, you guys obviously went to college, what would you do if you... She sounded like a negative. What would you guys do if you found out that your parent on Parents Weekend ended up having a relationship with another parent on Parents Weekend.

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Die is the only answer.

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While the other parents were looking for him in the hotel. Right. It was crazy, wasn't it? Hey, nice to meet you. I'm your new dad.

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Parents Weekend sound wild.

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Listen, I'm constantly looking for a new mom, so I would have been like, hell yeah.

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Dennis, could you imagine, what do you think Chelsea and Leah would have done if you and I were down in the lobby by ourselves and brought this woman up to say hi to them in the room

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brought it up and said hey let's get a little action going here people Michigan State go green

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oh my god it was crazy

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I think you and I would be living together

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Max and Luke would be like here are my two dads Henry and Louie we get the dogs too I'll talk to you later buddy. All right. We'll see you. We'll see you. Hold on. I got somebody on the phone here right now. Oh, they hung up the phone. It was a person that actually was in a hotel room. I want it to be so bad. I had a person that was in a hotel. Oh, come on. Call back. Person that was in a hotel.

00:10:00 - 00:10:09 | Speaker 8:

and had somebody in the lobby ask to go up to their room and went up to their room, and they got robbed. Oh, my God. I bet you that happens all the time, don't you think? Hold on, Steve, you there, Steve?

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Hey, Mojo, I hate to tell you guys. Yeah. It kind of seems like she just needed a place to crash. Oh, come on, Steve. I'm just saying, man, she went from dentist to you. I'm telling you, it sounds like she was tired. She wasn't. She was tired.

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She wasn't. Come on. No, no, no. I'm not knocking you, buddy, okay? Can I ask a guy question of you and Kev and Zach and stuff? And we have friends that are in studio here. Jeff Sack, our good friend Jeff Sack was in studio. I went here with Jeff Sassi. Question for you. Is it not every guy's dream to have a girl that they meet in a hotel bar come up to their room? Maybe because of porn and stuff?

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Actually, if you recall, at your pajama party, it came with a buddy, and he ended up with one of your listeners in his hotel room. Really?

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You remember I told you the story? Oh, I think I told it on the air, didn't I? Yes.

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I'm sure you did. He had a wonderful night, and the next day, he felt so guilty. His girlfriend was out of town. Oh, my God. I do remember this story. And we went to dinner, and he had to go like, okay, Jeff, this is where we went last night. He had to take the whole story. And, of course, I screwed it up. Oh, no. Yeah, what are you saying? Maybe on purpose. I don't remember.

00:11:25 - 00:11:32 | Speaker 7:

i think it is a bit of a dream like a bit of a fantasy for us guys but we have the uh internet

00:11:32 - 00:11:58 | Speaker 8:

too thanks for that yeah well and that's i guess yeah guy guys could you imagine how would what do you think your kid would think if you went to east lansing and called one of the internet hookers to go on parents weekend i often think i often think sometimes like these single dads and single moms yeah like what would you know what would it be like picking up another like parent like that

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would be weird wouldn't it which i'm sure happens yeah what yeah what would happen if what would

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happen if this luke this kid's this girl or woman's kid was in one of luke's classes now those are big classes at michigan state i don't know let's not shame people if you out here trying and have a good time, have a good time. How am I shaming? I'm not shaming. My wife was shaming me for thinking that I was special. That's why she told me Dennis had the same thing I had with him. You were special. Thank you. She could have went to any other guy in there. She chose you. How do I know that she didn't go to Idaho? We don't need to talk about that. Right.

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