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Good morning, world. Welcome to the Mojo in the Morning Show, live from Eastern Market, downtown Detroit. And the crowd goes wild. I like that. Almost as wild as the Tigers crowd yesterday, but we ended up losing. So that wasn't fun. Saw Bianca and Lydia at the game yesterday. We were the wild crowd. You guys are always the wild crowd. We got another wild one today. We got Water Roses happening, I think, like in the seven o'clock hour. Seven to nine. Seven to nine. Fresh off the dirty. A lot of things happening out here. It is? Yeah. Looking forward to it. Looking forward to it. I'm in a little mood, guys. I'm sorry. Are you cranky? A little bit, man. I was talking to somebody yesterday. I had a friend over. And compliments are accepted. They're not required. But they are appreciated. And I think we can all agree when someone gives you a nice compliment, your heart flutters a little bit. It's exciting, right? Yeah. You would agree? For sure. Well, like, what's the last compliment you all received where you were like, damn, that made me feel a little better. Got some wind in my sails.

I'm not as fat as I sound.

See, that's a backhanded compliment. I was like, yes. That is a backhanded compliment. It's almost like, I like it, but at the same time, why did you have to say it like that?

Like that, yeah.

I'm trying to think. I don't know. I mean, I saw some people yesterday I haven't seen in a long time. I saw actually a friend of mine from high school, and she's like, you have not changed since high school. And I was like, oh. I like that. Okay, that's a great compliment. That's a good one.

Honestly, I think the last time I got a compliment was when you said, Bianca, you look so nice today.

Okay, so I was able to give you that. Okay, damn, look at me. So I got a compliment yesterday, and my compliment was a backhanded compliment. Kind of in the same area, or maybe made me feel like, Zach, probably how you felt. so I had a young lady over and I had my Pistons badge out on the table and I took my photograph for that Pistons badge a few years ago like 2021 or at the end of 2020 when I had my first season okay and my facial hair was a bit different and I've been trying to figure out kind of like what I want to do with my mustache and more specifically like this little piece of hair under my chin yeah And I've, like, lately diamonded out, so it's kind of like a diamond, but it used to not be like that. So she picks up my bag. She's like, oh, wow, when did you get this? I told her the time frame. I told you all. She's like, oh, I'm so glad you don't have that landing strip on your face anymore. You look so much better now. My mouth damn near hit the floor. I said, what? She's like, yeah, I'm so glad you got rid of that landing strip. I'm like, bro, this isn't the craziest backhanded compliment I've ever had in my life.

But do you find it helpful? No. Because now, no, but I mean that in a way of, you're trying to figure out, I didn't realize that there, you could shape that, I know, but now it looks like a landing strip that's not dark enough. Now, like, I'm looking at it, it's like. It's an undefined landing strip? It's an undefined landing strip.

It's like in Mission Impossible where they got to find somewhere to land. It's like a dirt road.

Honest to God, I did not realize that guys worried about the shape of that little, like... Oh, yeah. I call it something, but I can't say what I call it. Why not? Because it's a word we are not allowed to say. Tickler. Oh. I like it. Did you hear what I said? My imagination. So I did not realize that guys worry about the shape of that. But also, as you're pondering what shape or what to do with this patch of hair in present day, she helped you out. The landing strip is not the way to go.

So do you, do women like a certain type of mustache? I am not a mustache person at all. You like shaved hair.

Oh, I do. But I don't like, I don't like.

Just a mustache.

Really? Okay.

Yeah, I don't like just a mustache. Like, your facial hair you have now is, like, a beard, really, and a mustache and, you know, the whole deal. That's great. I don't, I'm just not a just mustache person.

Like, only, like, the top part.

Correct.

What is that, do you think, like, pornstache or, like, what comes to your mind?

I just, I don't know. It's just not. I think of Super Mario Bros. Facial hair to me is so manly and attractive. I like facial hair. I, again, don't like just mustache. And if it's a younger guy with just a mustache, in my brain, I think you're trying too hard to be, like, hipster-y or cool or whatever. I'm like, meh, okay.

844-MOJO-LIFE, 844-665-6548. I need some ladies to call up. Tell us what kind of mustaches you like, what kind you don't like. And are there guys out there that, because I feel like if you can grow a mustache, you probably should because i just can't imagine what it's like shaving every single day trying to remove that hair off your face like i don't know about those problems but we got claudia on the line and uh claudia i hear you you want to tell us something yeah so two things um i i i honestly

i don't know what i walked into but first so i don't know either claudia i don't know what the else going on okay okay so just listen kevin listen okay so whatever whatever you whatever topic you guys you guys just walked into um i'm just gonna say that i like a man with a full beard okay so yeah that's what my husband has and that's what i like and that's what it's about

I love that. Do you like rubbing his beard? What do you like about his beard? Just the way that he looks or do you like?

I love everything because this is beautiful.

Muy caliente.

Uh-huh. Yes. Mm-hmm. So, first off, secondly, you guys, I thought Mojo was going to be in today. And he's not.

I know. He had something to take care of. He'll be back tomorrow.

Okay. What's wrong with us? Whatever. But you know what? And let me tell you guys, yesterday was my birthday. Happy birthday, Claudia.

Feliz cumpleaños. Should we sing to her? Should we sing to Claudia?

Everything worth it, even if Mojo's not there. Claudia, I'm going to give you my best Mojo impersonation.

Happy birthday, Rebecca. Happy birthday, Claudia. Have a great day. Thank you. You too, babe.

All righty. They've taken over cities before, but this July, they're bringing the X Games League Championship home to New Orleans. July 24th through 26th at the Superdome. Over 100 elite athletes competing for the first ever league title. Plus, Metro Boomin, JID, Subtronics, and Bunt performing live. New Orleans doesn't just host a moment. New Orleans is the moment. Get your tickets now at xgames.com.