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Mike made a really bad first impression. Always, every single time. by doing something that honestly i didn't even know that this works but explain what you did

uh so i like i am constantly chewing gum because i'm worried about my my breath and i'm worried not that it smells bad but that like other people won't tell me if it smells bad so my wife taught me this trick and i don't i don't think it's uncommon but where you lick like your wrist or your hand and then you let it sit for a second and then that's what your breath actually smells I was like, really?

Yeah, I've heard that before.

And I know your wife works in a dental office, so she would know this, but I honestly wouldn't think that that would work, that that is something that works?

Yeah, yeah. I mean, at first, like, you'll smell your soap, but if you just let it sit for a second and just give it a whiff, like, you'll, that's the, because it's the, right off of your tongue. All doing it. Yeah.

How are you smelling right now? How does it smell?

It smells a little bit like cold brew right this second, but it's not bad. It's not heated. Okay. So you did this right before you were about to meet somebody? Yeah. So I was at, Key of Grand Rapids North has new GMs, like new people that have come in or whatever. So I went up to meet them or whatever, and I have no idea who they are. I've never seen these guys before in my life. I just know their names. They're John Comstock and J-Dub. And so I was in the bathroom, and I realized I didn't have gum, so I did that, where I licked my head, and I started to do the smell thing. And this guy walks out of the bathroom stall and sees me mid-lick. And then I was also going in for the smell. And he goes, everything good? And I go, yeah, yeah, yeah, everything's good. And I wash my hands. And I walk out. I'm like, oh, that was embarrassing. Turns out he was the GM of Kia. Who was it? Which guy was it? John Comstock. Oh, my God. Which sounds like a cowboy. But he was. He should be on Yellowstone, shouldn't he? Yeah. I thought he was. When they told me his name, that's what I envisioned. is this cowboy who's going to walk out and just pew, pew, pew with a big old cowboy hat. He's taking on the Dutton family. Those are some scary guns, by the way.

Watch out for John Comstock. That is actually a great one, too. Did you tell him that right away? Because I think that would actually be funny. I don't know if that's something to tell your client on the first time. We couldn't tell him

because he was too busy licking his wrist.

Does this work, by the way? Do people actually do that? And does it work? And what was the bad first impression that you've made on somebody when you first meet them?

I always do the, like, blowing my breath into my hand, and it's, like, ha, ha.

Yeah.

Right.

Yeah. It's funny, Mike. I've never, ever smelled bad breath on you. Like, there are people that you, like, look at, and they just look like they've got bad breath smell. Oh, my God. And then there are those.

No, you're right. If they have the white spittle in the corners of their mouth, they have bad breath.

Yeah.

I had a teacher that had the spittle. That's the only word I can use for it. And I just knew that she had bad breath. My mouth is sweating.

Do you want to be told that you have bad breath or that the spittles are there? Like, do you ever look at somebody with the spittles and you go like this and you kind of like get them to-

I just want to give you a drink of water.

Yeah. Well, that could be also they're parched. They might need a little bit. It's funny that Mike talks about this and making bad first impressions because one of My bad first impressions happened to me the other day. I, for some reason, after I turned 50 years old, I don't know if people have ever had this happen to them. I randomly fart when I walk sometimes.

Are you controllably?

It's like I take every step I take.

and a random fart comes out when when that happens and we were out in the hallway and um i can't remember which sales rep it was that had a new client some new uh legal clients like an attorney clients that were here and i'm walking to go to the bathroom and when i have to go to the bathroom and pee the farts also are intense so as i'm walking as i'm walking by it's like hey how you doing and I hope that they thought it was like my shoe at that particular time

I'm never standing behind you or walking behind you again. Shannon's heard it before

you've heard me get up and go

it's great, it's just a treat

it's honestly, I don't know if it's something that happened, somebody told me when you turn 50 you have to pee like every five minutes that is true, like you do I never leave places without going to pee and the farting thing nobody told me about then we told me about the random fart that that will uh that will come out

from time to time every day i feel worse and worse for chelsea it's uh listen worse for chelsea how

about worse for you you guys have to deal with it too it's it's not a uh it's not a pleasant thing to have happen do you try to play it off like you didn't just fart like i actually one time did the whole shoe thing where i said oh man these damn shoes you ever have that because you know you No, I do have squeaky shoes.

I do, I do.

You get a fart shoe that comes in. Yeah.

Yeah, let's not forget the time the guy went to fist bump me and I talked into his fist like a microphone. That's the best first impression.

That was classic. I got to take this one just because it's too good. But Mike, are you there? Mike, you're still there, right? I'm saying. Like me, Mike? Yeah, you, Mike. Oh, yeah, I'm still here. Yeah. Wendy's on the phone with us about your topic here. Wendy?

Yes.

What's going on?

Okay. So as you're walking along, my sister would say, it just fell out.

Is it something that happened to her at a certain time of her life? Because that's what I'm wondering.

Yeah, we're all in our 50s. So once you, is it, once it happens.

So that's what everybody has to like, look forward to. That's what Megan, Mike, Shannon, KP, Lydia all have to look forward to.

Yep. Yep. It doesn't matter. And it just falls out. There's nothing you can do.

I just got the pee in my pants thing under control And now I have to look forward to this I just started peeing my pants all the time Oh, have fun I got a fix I didn't even read your butt cheeks

If you're walking, but

You know, it just doesn't help This was not part of the deal I was told if you have kids, it's a problem I have not had kids And it's becoming a problem

It falls out of everywhere Any open area is going to fall out Be careful

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