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All right, it is Mojo in the morning. Good to have you listening today. Phone number 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. the text is 95500 one of Kevin's friends is convinced that Kevin had some kind of work done on him and I don't know what kind of work that they think that he got done on him but let's all try to get it

like plastic surgery? yeah remember he was off

last week so a lot of people think that Kevin maybe went out and did something

when I came back the first thing you said was did you go away to fat camp? No, no, I didn't say fat camp. That's literally what you said. You probably said I don't hear it, but that's what you said.

The meaning was not that. I said, Kevin, you look like you've lost weight. I thought maybe Kevin had started the jab or something. I didn't know what he was doing.

You don't look any different to me. No, no, no, no. You're still the same fat guy. While you were talking about that, I was looking at his face.

Fat boy.

I was looking at his face. It does not look like you had anything done.

No work.

Yesterday, Shannon, he looked much skinnier than he does today. He gained it all back in a day.

You don't think he had any work on the lobster?

No, I don't see anything different. What do you think?

Of what they think that you had done?

And I'm sorry if you got something and I am not noticing because I hate that.

I did say, well, I've always said this, black don't crack, so you don't need anything done as far as, you know, age is concerned. Take off your hat. Did you get plugs? No. Did you get hair plugs?

Still got my full head.

I don't know. A penis enlargement.

You wouldn't know.

I wouldn't know. What did your friend think?

They said I got veneers. That's what they asked. They said, did Kevin get veneers? Apparently, my teeth look that of someone that went out and bought them. Instead of them being homegrown.

But those are your teeth.

Yes, those are my teeth.

You have great teeth, but you do have great teeth. You know what it is, though? Do they know that you're going to Dr. Reynolds and doing Reynolds orthodontics?

That just straightened them. Is the straightening what make them look veneery? Here's the thing.

If you had veneers, and you do have great teeth, this is not a knock on your teeth by any means, but people who have veneers, they're the same all the way around.

All the way up, okay.

And yours are not. Do you know what I mean? Like you have the fangy teeth. Yeah, on the sides. Yeah, yeah. If you had veneers, it would be smooth all the way.

Although, if you look at the top teeth, his top teeth look very, I don't know, unnatural. You said my top teeth look unnatural? Look at you. My gosh. You guys.

people with veneers I feel like maybe I've only seen bad veneers people with veneers cannot talk properly or close their lips properly

see I have friends that have veneers and I'll be honest with you I do not hear that or see that they look good I was contemplating veneers I've been thinking

you have gray teeth why would you do that

I have a little chip on the tooth I'm trying to get Dr. Reynolds to figure that thing out but I would I'd love to have it I'd love to have veneers and then Veneers

You don't need veneers bro

I would like to get Veneers ice cream Or Veneers ginger ale

I think there are levels To veneers

I think a good set is what everyone aspires to have. Yeah. But some people be coming on. They literally look like chicklets. Chicklets, they do. Literally. Ooh, there's somebody that we all know that has them and they look like chicklets, but I don't want to say their name out loud. You got to show me.

Can I tell you something, though? Then they aren't going to somebody good. Because I will say this. Dr. DePilla does the best veneers I've ever seen. It's unbelievable, the look of stuff that he does.

This person did not go to him.

You know who's looking sexy these days, too? Who's that? Steve Gabbara from Zod Ford.

What plastic surgery have you had done?

Did you get something? Look, Steve. Steve looking good, isn't he? Sexy, sexy over here.

He's trying to make me blush. It won't work. Just like Kev, I don't blush. You don't blush at all? Do you think Kevin looks like he got veneers, or do you think his teeth look like a fake? Look at the grill. No, man. You've always had good chops. I bustle. Yeah. So I like it. But thanks for your compliments, by the way.

It looks fantastic.

I shaved my head today, so that's what I'm going to say. How often? Great question.

I've always wondered this. How often do you have to shave your head?

So I do it every day, but that's just because I want the smooth look. Some people like that kind of 5 o'clock shadow look. To me, it's like all or nothing.

Does it get annoying? Because I will say this, that I find myself shaving every other day or every third day. Right. I don't like to shave every day because it's annoying. But does shaving your head get to be that?

It's just an extra step, right? It's not as sensitive as my face. My face, I shave every day pretty much, and it gets sensitive. But my head, it's not.

What if you nick your head? It bleeds a lot.

Really? Yeah, it's funny how it bleeds a lot, and I'll just kind of stop. Steve, do you have a straight razor? I started using an electric razor. I went to Atlanta. I went to this barbershop in Atlanta to get a straight razor, and this woman pulls out an electric razor. And I'm like, oh, what's up? I want the real deal. And she's like, I'll give you whatever you want. She's like, but this is better than a straight razor. And it was, and I bought that thing in a second. So it's the best thing ever.

It's funny. I don't know what brand that was, but I get this Instagram ad all the time for this razor that has like three blades on it, and it's basically meant to shave your balls or something.

Oh, is it round? Interesting. It's round. It's got a thing you hold. It's like called a bulldog or something. I want one of those things so bad. I don't want something called a good razor. You don't want the bulldog? I want the bulldog on my balls. So those are great for your head. I've used them. but it doesn't, like, the razor I use, like, if you feel my head right now, it is smooth. I want to feel his head.

Like a magic eight ball. Shake it up.

Tickle? Hold on a second. Tickle, tickle.

It's all wet from the rain. It's not a genie's head. Ask him a question. Oh, no. Will I get laid tonight? Probably not. Only if Kevin's coming over. That's right.

I do have to tell you, though, that I know I'm going to lose my hair. I can tell. It's been a little bit as I've gotten older and stuff, and it's going to happen. This man has given me weird feelings that my head is not as good to be shaved. No, he's got a good head, but I kind of compare my head with his head, and I think my head would be a little awkward.

There's something to that. My barber said that years ago. When I had hair and I was getting it cut, and it was thinning out, and he said, he goes, I know one day you're going to leave me and start shaving your head. And I go, why? He goes, because it's a good head. You got a great head.

Wait, Steve, I need to see a photo of you with hair.

Oh. Please. Oh, you won't even recognize me. Right now.

Right now. He had a mustache, too. No. You ever see his dude with a mustache? Text me right this in. Seriously.

Did you decide to shave the goatee when you started shaving the head?

No, I worked at a dealership for years that did not allow facial hair This was back in the day. Who is it? George Steinbrenner owning that place? No, they're actually out of business, so we'll leave them alone. Okay. And the moment I left, I, like, grew a goatee. Yes. That's crazy.

Do I dare, by the way, do I dare take Misfit Victor? Hold on. Oh, no. Let me take. Wait, I got to hear.

I got to be out of here.

I got a listener, Mike, I got to take first. What's going on, Mike? How you doing?

Hey, Mojo. I'm glad to have Steve in the show.

Hey, say hi to Steve Gabata.

I can't hear him. I see. Hold on a second.

He's getting his headphones on. Go ahead. What were you going to say? Okay, there we go.

I had a question for him. For us balding guys, I'd like to know for future which shaver I need to use. What brand is it?

Put that on your head. Put it all the way on. What is – oh, turn it down. It's too loud. Okay. Here, I'll speak softer. What kind of shaver was the Atlanta ladies' shaver?

It is called a Babalus is the brand. It's like a European brand, and it's a foil shaver. Babalus Foil.

Yeah.

Okay. It gets all the hair out, but it also makes you sterile, too. Yeah.

but it's okay. You'll look good. You'll look as clean as a baby bird. Speaking of baby birds, hold on a second. Roy, what's the name of the shaver that you like? Free Bird. Is that the one from Shark Tank?

It might be the one. I was skeptical because the blades are on the inside. They don't actually touch their head. So I got sensitive skin. And using a regular shaver, I would get the bumps. But the free bird shaver, I've been using it for about a year, and I don't think I would ever go back to a regular razor.

So it looks like the one on Instagram.

Go Nuts is the one from Shark Tank. Go Nuts. Go Nuts. Go Nuts. Go Nuts. But the free bird is the best razor I've ever used, and I got a lot of my friends and old school brothers that actually use that now instead of straight razor.

It's funny because the one that I like is, I like the lawnmower, which is a good one. That's the Go Nuts one.

Dude, I would never use something called the Lawn Mower on my Christmas. Why not?

You got to cut your grass. The Lawn Mowers. Honestly, it's the greatest.

This Go Nuts one looks like it could be a winner, though.

Misfit Victor. What's up, Victor? How you doing?

Kev is on the show.

What up, Victor? Welcome back. What's up, bro? You know what we need now, Steve? We need a Get Ready With Me video posted on your Instagram.

I feel like the show has been lacking that since Megan left.

Can we get something like that? 7 a.m. Steve, are you certified? Are you Kitchen Safe certified, by the way? I don't know what that means, so I'm going to go with yes. Y'all going crazy. Well, neither did she, so it didn't matter.

Question for you, Victor. What shaver do you use? Because you and I kind of share a lot of the same grooming advice to each other.

I used to have that manscaper.

Yeah.

I had the lawnmower, and then it came with the plow. The plow was like a straight razor. It was not called the plow. No, I'm dead serious. It's called the plow. Really? But I kept having charging issues. I had to actually replace it twice. So I switched to another one. It's not that Babilis or whatever thing. I don't even know what it's called, but it's actually a lot better.

Really?

A lot better.

Share it with me. Why are you holding out on me?

Because I didn't know. I haven't seen you naked in a while, so I didn't know you were struggling down there.

Hold on. It's been like three weeks. Hold on. This is perfect. Speaking of grooming, let's make it even more fun. Kool-Aid lady is on the phone with us. Kool-Aid lady.

Hey, what's up? How you doing? Kool-Aid lady. This is a mugga-mugga, man. What's happening? Do not. Do not. Do not ask her these questions. Kool-Aid lady.

The world wants to know, what razor do you use to groom down there?

What?

What?

I can see her on one of those Venus commercials where the lady walks by, like, the shrubs and it changes into, like, a triangle and different things like that.

Are you kidding me?

Kool-Aid lady, we're talking grooming advice here. Does your beautiful husband, does he have a nice razor that he uses to shave himself? Oh, yeah. Is he a straight razor kind of guy with some old-fashioned shaving cream, or does he have an electric razor?

He uses a regular razor thing.

Kool-Aid lady, where are you calling us from right now?

Oh, from my house.

I can hear music playing in the background. It sounds like you're at a carnival or something like that.

Of course she's at her house. Tony didn't pick her up and pick her anywhere.

I was listening and watching tornadoes, you know?

Oh, okay. All right. Kool-Aid lady, when your husband shaves down there, does he put some Kool-Aid on it, if you know what I mean?

What?

Come on.

Man, what kind of booger booger is you, turkey?

Listen, Kool-Aid lady, we miss you. We love you. You got to come visit us. We're closer to home now, so you got to come down and see our new studios. You haven't been here yet. Oh, wow. I bet it's cool, too, ain't it? It is. They're pretty cool. But you're going to have to take public transportation now that we're not in Garmington Hills anymore, okay?

Steve will pick you up. Steve will pick you up. Victor and I will pick you up. We'll bring you breakfast.

Could you imagine Steve? Steve, the official Zod Ford misfit vehicle. Oh, my God. Misfit Motors.

Misfit bus. Raphael, what's going on, Raphael?

What's happening, morning show? Good morning.

What's up, buddy? How you doing? We're talking grooming, razors, cabs, veneers, everything here.

Yeah, no, I just wanted to say I've been bald for probably my whole life, it seems like, but I don't even use a straight razor, man. I use a foil shaver, and it's a UV foil shaver, babeless, so the top is a UV light. Is that what it is, Steve?

So, Steve said that that's the best. That's the one that he uses. And so, do you have, like, what do you look like? What kind of head do you got?

I got a bald head.

What kind of question are you asking? I'm wondering, like, is it a good-looking head? Like, does it look nice?

You got a head, you guys. I mean, I would say it does. I mean, you know, I've heard it a few times.

Like, do you look like Shaft? Like, what do you look like? What do you got?

No, I'll probably say, just say Shaq, a little bit lighter.

Yeah, a little Shaq, I like it. Not Shaq, Shaq. Or what about, no, what's the guy that is in on the, what's that, SWAT? What's the actor's name? Tony Savalos, Kojo? Oh, Samuel? No. Shamar Moore? Shamar Moore. Oh, I love Shamar Moore. Do you have a Shamar Moore look? Because that's one of the best looking guys that's out there.

True. I mean, I'll take it, though.

All right. All right. I want to look like Pitbull. That's what I want to look like. Seriously. If I lose my, I'm going to tell you this. If I lose my hair, I'm shaving my head, I'm going to wear nothing but those beltless pants like he wears, dress pants, and I'm going to wear sunglasses all the time. You're not going to lose your hair. Like, if I had hair like that, I would have to go with it.

No, I don't know where you're getting. You're going to lose your hair.

Is your dad bought? Was he bought? My dad eventually had a little bit of a bald spot. But it's his mom's dad. My mom's dad had a full head of hair. See, you're good. Yeah, it was amazing. All right, we got to go, guys. That's it for today. That's all. Ball talk. Ball talk. What are you guys doing? You guys cutting commercials? Yes, sir. Yeah, we got deals, deals, deals. It's not four. Let's go, Kevin. And you're sending people to Vegas, too. We are sending people to Vegas. I'm so pumped about that. I Heard Radio Music Festival. Real quick, Steve, have you done the inspection yet of the Mustang to see how many dings and dents and... I'm not Shannon. The reason I got in here a little late was I saw it parked out front. I gave it a walk around, so. It looks beautiful. Do you understand that Brian Moran loses money?

Poor guy, I know. Shannon?

Shannon.

That's why I have to voice all the TV commercials. I need to make up for it, okay?

Between her kids destroying the inside of that vehicle and her destroying the outside of that vehicle. That's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. How do you treat a car that poorly, Shannon? It's crazy.

Don't try. Have a great day.

We'll see you tomorrow. Bye. 20 plus years of idiocy and still going in Detroit, Toledo, and West Michigan.

It's Mojo in the morning.

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