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You were talking in your Dirty about how J-Lo had, what, a cricket or something?

I don't know if it was a cricket or a grasshopper or some sort of big bug.

That climbed on top of her?

Yeah.

Listen to this story. A friend of mine had something crazy happen to him. This weekend, a friend of mine was doing some of his dishes in his sink. And he had dishes from, like, the night before in there. And he started doing the dishes. And you know how you like put a plate over your center area where their garbage disposal kind of puts in the garbage disposal? He picked the plate up off of there to kind of rinse it and start doing it. And as he picked the plate up, something flew out of that area there. He didn't have the disposal on, thank God, because a bat flew out of his sink. So he had a bat in his house that got for somehow in his sink and it made him go, I might have a bat coming through my pipes or something like that.

Oh my God. I would have freaked out.

Have you seen the bats that are out these days? Have you been outside at night at all in your neighborhood?

I actually have been spending a ton of time outside at night because we've been sitting in the backyard around the fire.

Do you guys ever notice the things that are flying around like when it's dark? No. So there's, there's, uh, bats that are all over the place. Like, I feel like we're infested with bats, uh, all over and they're flying all over the place. Last night we were out and it was just before, uh, it started getting like dark, like around 10 o'clock or something. And the bats were just flying all over the place. Like, you know, uh, kind of, they're the ones that kind of circle and go crazy. like where they're not like normal birds will fly and they land somewhere if the things are still circling like in the middle of the night it's a bat that is flying about there yeah yes yeah i would die we had bats one time and i was telling my friend this we had bats in our attic and you could hear them i thought we had like mice or rats or something and we ended up having to call literally a service called batman it was the guy shows up in a like an old pickup truck with it saying batman on the side and there's like bats flying on there and the guy went up in our attic and the weirdest thing was i said to chelsea i go is this guy okay to go up there and she goes oh yeah absolutely he comes walking in he's got goggles on and he's got like all this he was prepared oh he was like seriously it was crazy and he went up in the attic and he set up little traps for the bats and they ended up catching a bunch of the bats and then he lets them go and then we had to like there was areas like up towards like our chimney area that we had to like make sure that were sealed and closed off i have to go up in our attic today to get down some

suitcases and stuff and every time i go up there i'm like please don't let there be poop please don't let there be animal poop or an animal up there and bats only come out at night correct

uh bats typically sleep during the day they're actually you know what bats are bats are you you before you got this morning job nocturnal yeah yeah they're they're they are they sleep during the day and then at night

they kind of go out and they do their thing. You know what I mean?

How in the heck did it get in the garbage disposal?

Yeah. Here's some bats.

So sleepy.

This is bats.

Tuddle time.

People like bats. Like people actually have bats as pets, which I think are kind of weird.

I would rather have bats in my attic than mice or rats.

Would you? Yeah. What's up, Teresa? Hi.

Hey.

what are your thoughts uh what are your thoughts about shannon going into that attic to go get her her suitcases today and how many bats you think are going to jump out at her

oh probably a ton um what'd you i had my washer was downstairs in the basement i was doing a load of darks and i was grabbing everything out and at the end i was grabbing this i thought was a dark black sock and here it was a bat that was in my washer that washes my clothes no way yes was it dead i screamed in yeah yeah i was dead but i wasn't about to touch it i had my son come i said you got to be the man of the house and get this bad out of here how old your son

oh he was uh young yeah like a teenage kid because at that point i'm not the man of the house at that point i'm sorry whatever happened to dad where was dad at a time to be the man of the house Like, I don't care. I don't even care if dad's a deadbeat. You go find another man to be the man of the house. I don't want that brought on me.

Yeah, it's pretty freaky.

Yeah, that is crazy. In your, uh... Nope. You try there.

Nope, nope.

Amanda, what's going on?

Hi. Yeah, I love watching bats, and they're great. They eat tons of mosquitoes. You really should buy, they have bat houses. You can hang in trees and stuff around your house to encourage them to stay around.

So I like the idea that they eat mosquitoes. The problem, though, is they might think I'm a mosquito. And I don't necessarily want the bat, right, you know, dodging towards my head. Because they're blind, aren't they? Isn't that where we get the term blind as a bat?

I think they use, like, echolocation or something like that. Kind of like dolphins do in the water.

I mean, I take Henry and Louie, my dogs, out to go to the bathroom at, like, 10 o'clock at night. And those sumbitches, man, they will fly down and go after me. they think my hair is an animal or something they're like going right after they like hair it's crazy uh what's up amber how you doing hey i'm good how are you i'm doing okay we're talking about my buddy who had a bat fly out of his sink could you imagine what you would do if that happened

to you um honestly i can probably imagine because we've had bats in our house over the last couple month, we'll just be sitting and watching TV, and all of a sudden, you see something flying through the living room, and then the cats start tasting it. Wow.

Do you ever have bats in your belfry? What is that term? Isn't it like bats in the belfry? What is it called? Yeah. Bats in the belfry. What does that mean, by the way, when somebody says you have bats

in your belfry? You've got a booger in your nose.

Is that what it is? No. I do have a booger in my nose.

but that's what it means isn't that what that means i don't know hang on can i just make that

up chat gpt let me ask chat gpt what does it mean when you have bats in your belfry i'm gonna ask it right now what does it mean when it says you have bats in your belfry

all right hold on a second i thought it meant you have a booger that people could see

bats in the belfry that's an old idiom meaning someone is a bit eccentric odd or not thinking clearly like their mind is in a tall church tower a belfry and the bats are flying around inside

causing confusion you guys i have no idea where i got the booger thing from but i swear i've heard

that before i think i got bats in my belfry uh and he got a booger what's going on katherine

hi so i found out that i'm terrified of bats a couple years ago i was at my sister's and one flew through the house and i freaked out and started crying and i it was very embarrassing and then a couple minutes later the same thing happened suddenly something flew over my head and i again freaked out and my brother-in-law took a black sock and put dental floss and was

dangling it over my head oh man i'd be freaking that would be just nuts these guys are playing games with you, Catherine. What's up, Savannah? How you doing?

Hi, how are you? I'm doing. Hey, Savannah's on the phone.

Cab's out. Zach just gave you it to you. What's going on?

So I have a basement room that I rent, and one morning I was off.

I got to go to the bathroom, and I thought that there was, like, a black paper towel in my toilet. It turned out it was a bat. Oh, jeez. They only turned on the light to check. Oh, my gosh. Because, you know, like, nothing would have flown up. And I don't know.

Was it? It was dead?

No, no. It was alive. Oh, my gosh.

And I don't ever look in my toilet. I never look in my toilet when I'm going to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

Oh, in the middle of the night. Exactly.

If I sat down, there would be enough room in my butthole for that thing.

Okay.

Okay, wait. Can you imagine? Why would you say that? It would be horrible.

Why would you say that?

That's truly a bat in my belt.

In my butt front.

Oh, my God. Jackie was driving in her car.

No.

And what happened?

Hi. so my so i was driving with my dad and my little brother and a bat actually like my bird was going crazy in the seat next to me and i was trying to figure out why i moved the specter it went right on my lap and i freaked out and i swiped it down and put a pillow over top of it and told my dad like i was like going crazy climbing to the front and he's like what a bug why are you freaking out

a bug and i was like no dad a bat oh my god yeah that's quite the difference there at this point right now i am literally like starting to scratch and itch and like bats flying all over the place close your windows guys keep them closed watch your toilets man this is crazy and you know what it's the attack of all the animals because you know what's going on jackie we've got deer overpopulated they're running out in the middle of the street they literally sat next to me at a red light this morning looking over at me like when are you gonna go and then these turkeys these wild turkeys i want to shoot those bastards those creep me out so bad oh my god yeah this is nuts all these people by the way getting attacked by bats

Nobody else has heard Bats in the Belfry for a booger. I'm really waiting for that call.

No, Wissam says that you're wrong, Shannon. What is it, Wissam?

So it called Bats in the Cave. Oh, yeah, that's right. Thank you.

Yeah.

So, Mojo, I'm a second caller in 30 years. 30 years.

Hey, 30 years! It's only been 25, but I got to tell you something. That's amazing. You need to call us more often. And what did you call for the last time?

Oh, my God. I left a mark. Remember when he said, I want Caldean to cut me out in Caldean? Yes. And people started calling me off. And he said, you asked for it when I cut you out in Caldean?

That's right. That was you. Well, Wissam, call us more often. I'll talk to you in another 25.

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