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All right. It is Mojo in the morning. Phone number is 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is the telephone number uh we were having a in-studio discussion and we were talking about uh jingles and uh the jingles on on tv commercials or radio commercials and it is so funny whenever there's a jingle that runs on a the end of a commercial some commercials have jingles that are like really good and then some commercials are like cheesy as hell well we started talking about it

because of all the top dog law like all the they don't necessarily have a jingle but you know it's

a top dog law commercial top dog law right like that guy that voices the top if top dog ever is sick and he can't do his commercials they better just run the old ones because they can't change their their commercial guy but we we were discussing the commercials and we started coming up with a list of the best commercials uh or jingles and what was i think it's got to be top

five and it's not five but the empire the 800 580 no 300 empire today it's a classic but it's not

because that rolls right into a hearing aid commercial that you would hear when you were homesick for school in the middle of the day when you were in the commercial break of the Price is right. We got to talk about the best. And the best of the best is I am stuck on Band-Aid brand.

Because Band-Aid's stuck on me.

That doesn't compare to Empire. I am stuck on Band-Aid brand because Band-Aid's stuck on me. Makes you happy. That is a good one. Makes you happy.

The stuck on Band-Aid one is definitely a good commercial.

I am stuck on Band-Aid brand because Band-Aid's stuck on me. I am stuck on Band-Aid brand because Jerns. Just got me.

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No, those are good ones. That's a good one. I still think that one of the best jingles ever was locally in the Detroit area, and I don't know if it was played anywhere else, but the Hanson windows once.

Oh, that was in Twitter. I don't remember.

Oh, it was called... It was... 1-800 Hansons. Get it done. You know the one

Call 1-800-HANSEN Get it done On windows, doors, and shawty Who's been signing Everybody get it done

You know the one Call 1-800-HANSEN Get it done You know what my kids sing all the time, just randomly, is Liberty, Liberty, Liberty Oh my God That's a great one Liberty, Liberty, I love it And do you guys remember what this one was from? This is a blast from the past 10 million strong And growing Oh my god

Hold on a second Hold on Look who Lydia put on the phone We know and love hers Summit plays key

Tanya, what's up, Tanya Lalonde? Good morning. Good morning, Milo. We are talking about the best radio jingles or television jingles of commercials, and they are some of the best ones that you guys have. You should be driving to Kia from Summit Place Kia. Summit Place Kia. Everybody knows that one. How are you?

I'm so honored to be in the queue.

You know what?

I'm fantastic this morning, Mojo. So there's nothing better than waking up with you guys.

Listen, I'm going to tell you something, Tanya. That is, you can never get rid of that one. That whatever you got to do, you got to keep that thing around. Although I will be honest with you. You might want to see if you can get the voice guy from Top Dog Law to do it. Could we put something like that together? Can we have a remix of all these commercials? That sounds like a challenge right there. It'll be like we are the world.

Yeah, let's do it. But instead of doing it to the tune of We Are the World, we need to do the Friday remix. The Friday remix of it. And we need to throw them all into the Friday remix.

Tanya, I love you so much. Thank you for picking up our phone call today.

No, I love you guys more. And I'll never not take your phone call. So keep calling me. You're the best.

We'll talk to you soon.

And you guys can keep singing my jingle.

You should be driving a Kia from Summit Place Kia. Summit Place Kia. Oh, my God.

Summit Place Kia.

Hold on. Hold on. Joe's got one here, too, for us. Joe, what is yours? What's your favorite jingle?

My baloney has a first name.

It's O-S-E-A-R. My baloney has a second name. It's M-E-Y-E-R. It's M-A-Y-E-R.

Oh, my God. That is the best one.

Because Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A.

The absolute. By the way, that's a classic. Is that even still around? Do people eat baloney right now?

Yeah, I do.

All the time. Are you serious? You give me a pack of baloney on the same day, turn that bad boy around. Oh, boy, you roll it up in a big tube. You're telling me. Another one.

It's O-S-C-A-R. Come on. Babaloni has a second name. It's M-A-Y-E-R. We love to read it every day. And if you ask us, why will they? Oh, they had, oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener.

That was a hot dog one, right?

Yeah.

Hey, what's up, Jen? How you doing? Jen. What's going on? How are you?

I'm good. Just out making delivery.

Here's the deal. You cannot tell us the, you have to sing the commercial for us, okay? You got to actually sing.

Oh, no. Come on.

You got to sing it for us. Go ahead.

Oh, boy. I'm not good at singing. Come on, Jane. You got this.

Let's hear you, Jen. I don't even know what you're going to sing, but sing it.

Oh, I can't remember how it starts. It's the J.D. Wentworth. I have a structured gentleman. What?

Are you ready? Here, here.

I got a structured settlement. End.

Here.

I have a structured settlement and I need cash now. Call JG Wentworth.

JG Wentworth. 877-CASH-NOW. Here we go.

Structured settlement and I need cash now. Call JG Wentworth.

877-CASH-NOW.

That's a great one. Oh, that's so good.

Jack gets stuck in your head and it's there all day long.

And Megan's right. that one back to back with the Empire Carpet commercials and as a kid you're like what the hell that was my daytime television right there oh that's so good I'm waiting for somebody to call with the one on my mind man somebody has to call

okay this one just popped into my head

I want my baby back baby back oh my god

hold on hold on

I don't know where I pulled that one

from but still lives in this brain I've got to find that one. Baby back ribs.

Rubbing.

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Would you call the dog commercial for Advantix, the one where he goes off to camp, the jingle? What's that? What's that? Where he, like, writes a letter home to mom, and it's, like, thanks. Oh, shoot. I don't know it that way. Oh, yes, you do. Yes, you do. Come on, Mojo, pull it up. You've been pulling up everybody's. Advantix. Hello, mother. Hello, father. Hello, father. Yeah, that's it. Yes. Yes. I am writing.

Hello, mother. From there, to there. Here you go. Here you go. Here you go. I got it. I got it right here. Here you go. Hello, mother. Hello, father. Hold on. No more itching.

No more scratching.

I got to do, by the way, hold on. There you go.

Hello, Father. This was a cute commercial.

Oh, my goodness. There's a little gold retriever puppy singing it.

Da-da-da-da.

That's the instrumental version Lisa and Mara of those canine Aganteks The funny thing is that everybody's calling up with all these commercials yet you guys leave us when we play commercials What is the reasoning of this? What's going on? Hi, how you doing Amber? Hi First time caller, long time listener Hold on, we need a jingle for that First time caller, long time listener What's going on? How are you? Not much. I'm good. I'm just taking my boys to school. They're excited to be on this call with me here, too. What's up, guys? What's your names, guys? Austin and Abraham. Austin and Abraham on the phone. Austin and Abraham on the phone. What's your commercials? All right. Oh, oh, oh. O'Reilly. Oil parts.

Oh, oh, oh. O'Reilly.

Auto parts. And I always feel like it's a poop at the end. Like right there at the end of that thing. That is the best. Hey, you guys have a great day, guys, at school. Thank you. Tell your mom, I said, go through the drive-thru of McDonald's and be a little late today. Maybe next time. Take care of yourself. All right, this was fun. What was yours, Kev, that you were missing out on? The best part of waking up is bulges in your cup. You're telling me you want to end this? That is how you, that's the one we missed. That's the one. That's a good one. Remember that awkward one with the siblings that were kind of messing around with toys for us kids? There's a thousand hours for miles and miles for me to play with. Here are ones that we did not get to. Here are ones we did not get to. Pepto-Bismol, Kit Kat Bar, the Meow Meow commercial. oh what a relief it is uh oh here you go to all beef patty special sauce lettuce cheese pickles on the inside of sesame seed bun which i said on the air one time and kevin's like what the hell is that man i just said it right now what's going on do you guys remember the reese's puff one reese's puff reese's puff no oh yeah eat them up eat them up Chocolate flavor. I love hearing Lydia do it. Which one? A lot of people have been saying educational connection. Get connected. For free with education connection. What channels were you listening to? Well, I need to get a degree so I can make a higher salary. You were watching Read in Rainbow, weren't you? Read in Rainbow. Is that a great thing? This is one. And hold on a second, this is actually a really good one that people were calling up with. And you only know this one if you're in Detroit, because this is just a Detroit place. But do you remember? Let's show you how old it is. Hold on, why is it not playing? I feel like I only know this because of the show Detroiters Dietrich Furs Those aren't open anymore, or are they? Detroit and Blaineville. Are they still open? Yeah, West Grand Boulevard. Yeah, put on that fur, baby. Let's get some Dietrich furs. The lady on the white horse running down Woodward. All right, I got to move on. This is just stupid stuff. I love this. It's been a really fun time.

Tasha, should I move on, Tasha? I love it. Hold on. One more before you guys move on, because you did not do this one, and I know you guys remember. All right. My buddy. My buddy Wherever he goes I go Kid sister Kid sister That's a great one Thank you Wherever I go He goes My buddy My buddy My buddy My buddy I'll teach him everything that I know My buddy All right Oh Tasha Every kiss begins with me Oh my gosh What are you doing to me? But then as Mojo says, every lay begins with L for Lucido. Yeah, exactly. All right, we're done. Keep going. Keep going. Question what is on your side? Mojo's so annoying. He's so annoying. Keep going. Keep going. Like Stanley's email. Keep going.

I'm going to go home. Keep going. Do another one. Do another one. Oh, this is either way. Like a rock. Oh, like a rock. Oh, my God.

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