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Best Show to Watch While High
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Best Show to Watch While High

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February 28, 2023 | 00:09:58 | Leisure

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Mojo in the morning show. So, Megan, this is going to be one of those lists that we're going to have to keep a tally on to see what people say are the best shows to watch when you're high. And how did you get into this?

00:01:38 - 00:03:16 | Speaker 7:

Well, I'll even give you a seg. What I gave up for Lent was my shame. And I have none of it anymore. And I had, I've been having a couple of days recently where just everything's been kind of off and kind of crummy so last night i may or may not have popped some edibles and i may or may not have just been sitting there and you ever you ever have one of those days where like nothing's grabbing your attention there's not a show you want to watch yes there's not a book you want to read there's nothing that you really want to do just everything's kind of meh so uh my brother and i were sitting there and i was like i don't care what we watch i don't care and he's joking around and he's turning on all these terrible things i'm like i don't nothing's interesting I don't care and then I start getting a little bit zooted a little bit tooted a little bit booted and we turned on Bluey and it might be Because I was in such a grumpy bad mood and I immediately was like I love this little dog I'm not kidding you we watched seven episodes of blue and they're short they're like 12 minutes or something the one we watched was eight minutes long and I think we watched for like two hours and I'm not gonna lie I think Caillou is the worst show ever made and I love watching Caillou high

00:03:16 - 00:03:19 | Speaker 2:

I think it's terrible no matter what

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To talk smack about what is essentially Supposed to be a seven year old boy While zooted is hysterical But I was like this is so much more Wholesome and happy than making fun of a Cartoon child

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So I also discovered Bluey Not because I was high but because my girlfriend's son Just turned seven so he watches it And the one thing I don't know if you notice this Because you're high and zooted but if I'm Straight watching it and I'm sober I realize what a horrible parent I am because Bluey's parents are so awesome and do so much with their kids. Yeah, his dad is like the model. Her, Bluey's a girl. Oh, that's right. I'm sorry. Yeah, see, obviously I haven't paid close enough attention because I'm not a good dad. I'm sitting there on my laptop while it's playing.

00:03:59 - 00:04:10 | Speaker 2:

You know what's funny is I think so many people complained about it. There's an episode, a episode, I haven't found it yet, where the dad doesn't play with the kids the entire thing and they did it purposely because people were like, you're making all dads with them.

00:04:10 - 00:04:26 | Speaker 1:

My favorites to watch when I'm high is something on the Food Network, although it does make it counterproductive because then you get really hungry doing that. But the other one is I go back to old classics and like I'll watch like Bob's Burgers or something like that.

00:04:26 - 00:04:30 | Speaker 7:

I love Bob's Burgers. I've never seen Bob's Burgers. It's so good.

00:04:30 - 00:04:47 | Speaker 1:

And I kind of almost have to pull out like some classics because then you got the classics there and you're sitting back on. Oh, this is so great. You get so excited watching it Let's put together a list of What is your favorite show to watch Hi Dakota

00:04:47 - 00:04:49 | Speaker 7:

Hello

00:04:49 - 00:04:53 | Speaker 1:

What is it that you like to watch We're doing good

00:04:53 - 00:05:05 | Speaker 7:

I'd have to say I agree on the children's shows Mine would be Mickey Mouse And I agree I've been a bad parent sometimes You know, when you have the children's shows on, when you're just tooting and booting away.

00:05:05 - 00:05:08 | Speaker 1:

Yeah. Which one are you watching? Mickey Mouse Clubhouse?

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Yes.

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Yeah, you got to figure out the clues.

00:05:11 - 00:05:22 | Speaker 4:

Dude, hot dog, hot dog, hot dingity dog. That's a good theme song. Glory. I have no children, and I know every theme song. Every child.

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Have you ever watched it and had your speed rung on your iPad or your computer when you were doing it? Yep, yep.

00:05:29 - 00:05:33 | Speaker 7:

And it's like backtracking, and it's like you're trying to watch their lips as they talk, and it's not.

00:05:33 - 00:05:40 | Speaker 2:

Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog. Sounds like Goofy doing it. What's going on, Gail?

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Hi.

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Hi. What do you like to watch when you're high?

00:05:46 - 00:05:57 | Speaker 7:

This is going to be a little nostalgic, and for people that are me and Megan's age, they will understand how incredible it is. But Schoolhouse Rock, when you're high, is the funniest thing in the world.

00:05:57 - 00:05:58 | Speaker 2:

Oh, my God.

00:05:59 - 00:06:03 | Speaker 7:

If it's a three is a magic number, you just feel like hell of a surprise. What about I'm Just a Bill?

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Yeah.

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Yes.

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And you start singing it. I don't know if you're not the worst at all.

00:06:08 - 00:06:16 | Speaker 2:

I passed my U.S. Constitution test off of that. Blake might have the best show to watch when you're high. What is that, Blake?

00:06:17 - 00:06:20 | Speaker 8:

Rick and Morty is probably the best show to watch.

00:06:20 - 00:06:22 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, I feel like Rick and Morty was made for stoners.

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Yeah.

00:06:25 - 00:06:26 | Speaker 1:

That is such a good one.

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Unless you are a paranoid smoker. If you're a paranoid smoker, then I probably wouldn't watch it because they'll probably freak you out.

00:06:34 - 00:06:38 | Speaker 2:

Natasha, this is an interesting one. Listen to Natasha's show that she likes to watch, Hi.

00:06:39 - 00:06:55 | Speaker 7:

So my favorite show to watch while I'm high is America's Next Top Model. Because you can see how mean Tyra Banks really is to all those girls. She's so judgmental. And the things she says is literally so mean. You just can't help but laugh.

00:06:56 - 00:07:03 | Speaker 2:

I never would in a million years ever have thought of that, but that actually is kind of a perfect one to, uh...

00:07:03 - 00:07:04 | Speaker 3:

We were rooting for you.

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We were all rooting for you.

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Yeah.

00:07:08 - 00:07:12 | Speaker 6:

Hey, I'm Tyra Banks, and you're listening to My Station, Channel 955.

00:07:13 - 00:07:16 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, Tyra. Uh, what's up, uh, Jack?

00:07:18 - 00:07:22 | Speaker 8:

I listen, or I watch, uh, Spongebob, believe it or not.

00:07:22 - 00:07:23 | Speaker 2:

Yes.

00:07:23 - 00:07:33 | Speaker 8:

The adult jokes in that show are just top tier, and I never understood them when I was a kid, but Squidward is, like, the most relatable person ever, and he's hilarious.

00:07:34 - 00:07:36 | Speaker 2:

Which one of us on the show do you think is Patrick?

00:07:40 - 00:07:42 | Speaker 8:

I'd say you, honestly. Thank you.

00:07:42 - 00:07:48 | Speaker 2:

Thank you. I was hoping. I appreciate that. Lisa, what do you watch when you're high?

00:07:49 - 00:07:52 | Speaker 4:

Good morning. I watch Ancient Aliens.

00:07:52 - 00:07:54 | Speaker 2:

I've never seen it

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No ma'am, don't you dare Because we all know that that show is absolutely ridiculous Don't you dare I've never heard of that show What is it on? The History Channel

00:08:05 - 00:08:23 | Speaker 1:

It's all conspiracies That seem like they're not conspiracies Like I get home sometimes And when Meg is working from home She'll have it on in the background And I get roped in and I'm like Oh my god, do you think this really happened? Do you think this could be true? And I'm not even high I can't even imagine what you're thinking

00:08:23 - 00:08:37 | Speaker 2:

It really makes you think Shannon, have you ever watched Dateline High? Somebody just texted in and said that they watched Dateline NBC High What's up, Lee? What is your high show?

00:08:38 - 00:08:39 | Speaker 6:

The Barbie movies

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That would freak me out, I think What's going on, Sydney?

00:08:47 - 00:08:55 | Speaker 6:

that 70s show is so funny and like and the new 90s show it's it's wild because it's funny how

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it makes a show so much better when you watch it high well when i was a kid i watched it as a kid

00:09:02 - 00:09:07 | Speaker 1:

i just watched it with my old don't say that word yeah that's where you don't realize as a young kid

00:09:07 - 00:09:14 | Speaker 2:

what they're doing when they're all sitting in the basement um same vein as that 70s show gordon And what do you watch high?

00:09:15 - 00:09:18 | Speaker 5:

What is it? The Big Bang Theory.

00:09:18 - 00:09:20 | Speaker 2:

The Big Bang Theory. Another one of those ones.

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I can watch it paused. It doesn't matter.

00:09:23 - 00:09:25 | Speaker 2:

You can watch it paused.

00:09:25 - 00:09:27 | Speaker 5:

I don't trust your judgment.

00:09:27 - 00:09:30 | Speaker 2:

But how do you not trust his judgment? Listen to this man.

00:09:30 - 00:09:35 | Speaker 3:

That is the worst show ever made, no matter what substance you are on. Yeah, you're trash.

00:09:37 - 00:09:57 | Speaker 5:

Don't figure it out. Let me correct something real quick. Zooted and Tooted pertains to a little white line. Toot toot. Really? Yeah. Zooted and Tooted? You are far off with marijuana saying that. It kind of aggravates me every time you say it. Really? I just wanted to throw it out there, Chris.

00:09:57 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 2:

Zooted and Tooted deals with. Okay, boomer.

00:10:00 - 00:10:28 | Speaker 1:

do you think this man knows his drugs that's interesting i didn't think uh what's up ryan what's going on hey man how you doing good what do you this is funny what is what do you guys hold on let's see if we can have everybody guess guess what you think ryan watches when he's high what would you guess oh phineas and ferb no you'd think that right ryan what do you watch when you're high?

00:10:30 - 00:10:31 | Speaker 2:

The movie Matilda.

00:10:32 - 00:10:34 | Speaker 6:

Now the musical or the movie?

00:10:36 - 00:10:36 | Speaker 4:

The movie.

00:10:37 - 00:10:46 | Speaker 6:

Okay. You gotta watch the musical. How great is Rusted Roots? You'll be on my way when you're high. Megan's happy song.

00:10:46 - 00:10:49 | Speaker 1:

Can you guys sing together?

00:10:51 - 00:11:01 | Speaker 6:

Now raise me up we're going higher who may sell who may tell you to run who may say who no

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Ryan

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that was great

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