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Download the Moto Casino app today. Bianca's family would be a great sitcom family, wouldn't they? I could see that. I definitely could see that. Like her dad seems like a character. The mom seems like. You know, it's always. Her mom will find. You know what, this is what sitcoms are always made of. They're made of the goofy dad with the hot mom.

Yeah, who has it all together.

And then the two kids that are usually a boy and a girl, and they have some kind of crazy life that they go on. Because Bianca's got a little nutty stuff going on. Bianca, wow, girl. Bianca pulls out some stuff, some things. For those that have never met Bianca, if you've never met her before, She'll pull out some stuff and you'll be like, all right, what are you doing? Like, what's going on? Like, you seem like you have everything together. I need to have a conversation with your dad. Did you hear we're giving your family a sitcom?

I know. Honestly, we could be the Kardashians 2.0.

No, I'm not thinking Kardashians. I'm thinking like Modern Family or something like that. I'm thinking like, I'm singing sitcom. Like, Kardashians are a little more glamorous than what I think you guys are.

Yeah, well, I mean, okay, that's fine.

Do you guys eat dinner together as a family?

Actually, we used to, but I feel like our schedules are so busy now, we don't. But Sundays we do. Every Sunday we have to.

Did you see, by the way, did you see when you posted the picture from the wedding that you went to, the Chaldean wedding, on Friday? Was it Friday? Yeah, it was Friday. You posted it, and people were commenting that they knew about your dad's party store. They're like, hey, that guy looks like a guy in the party store in Pontian.

Yeah, he's infamous for that. He's actually, he's crazy. I love him, though.

They knew your dad's party story right away. Yeah, because he's crazy. How did your dad get your mom? No offense to your dad. Your dad's a very good man.

I actually ask myself that all the time, because my mom is a baddie. But they used to work at Chicken Palace together back in the day. Okay. Chicken Palace! CP?

Yep.

Got her over the wings? Yep. And then...

Can we call your dad?

Yeah, let's call him.

Let's call him. Give me your dad's number. All right. Here, is he in the book here?

No, he's not.

In the directory? Here, just text me his number. I'm going to dial him.

I feel like he's going to have a great answer for that question. How'd you get your wife? Believe that. All right.

He actually married my mom, I think, for the papers. Wait, wait, wait. Slow down.

Slow down. What? Citizenship?

Just one for the team.

Wow, that's funny. Okay, real quick, I do have to say this. This next topic's funny. Has anybody ever had a wild animal in their house? Because Bianca's going to tell you. I sent you the wrong number. Bianca is going to tell us a story here in a second about the animal that ended up in their house. And wait until you hear which one it is.

Wait, it's the third number I sent you. I keep texting.

Bianca, dog. Bro, just go to his contact and grab the number. I'm talking to Bianca. Oh, Bianca. I was going to say.

What is your dad's first name again?

Al. Hello, this is Al.

Al. Mojo, how are you? good morning how you doing i'm fantastic he's so cute al we were talking and uh please don't take offense

to this, because you're a man that I think could kill me if I got him on the wrong side of you. But I asked the question to Bianca. I said, how did you get your wife? Because, no offense, Al, your wife's an attractive lady. And I'm looking at you, Al, and I'm like, how did this guy get her, you know?

We've been together for a long time, I think 30 years. I met her, I used to work at a store, and she was a neighbor, and then we met, and we fell in love.

I'm going to tell you this. You must have great words, man. You must have moves like crazy.

Like Jagger. Moves like Jagger.

Do you? I think I offended him. I think I offended him. Did I offend him?

No, I don't know what that means. Never, never, never. No, no. Never.

We're talking, Al, that you have a beautiful family. We're going to actually audition you guys for a sitcom. But Bianca was telling us a story about how, what was the animal that got into the house?

It was a little bird. She got a bird in our house. A little sparrow.

A little. So what happened? You had the door open and everything?

So I was upstairs cleaning up my room and my mom's like, there's a bird in the house. And I was like, no, there's not. And she's like, I swear to God. I'm like, mom, you're just seeing things right now. And I walk into my living room and there's a little bird flying through the living room.

Oh, my God.

But I felt so bad because the bird kept hitting the wall, so it hit the wall.

Wait, was Al home? Al, were you home at the time that this happened, or were you at work?

No. Actually, I was at work.

Oh, my God. So who is the person in the house that takes charge when Dad's at work?

Apparently it was me because my mom was too—oh, no, it's me. Hello. Hello.

What did he say, your brother?

Yeah.

Oh, your brother's the man in the house? So you pass along man-of-the-house duties to him, but then Bianca steps over him and takes over at that moment.

Nope. Austin, he's the man of the house.

He's the man of the house. Don't mess with Austin. Bianca's the woman of the house. Is that your younger brother?

Yeah, and he acts like he's macho, man. He's not. Like, you're 20 years old. You can chill.

Was he afraid of the bird or no?

No, he was actually, he was all about it. So what happened was my mom was like, Bianca, get the bird. I'm not touching that thing. so I was we got a shoe box we were trying to trap the bird in the shoe box and then I started getting scared so then the bird flew into our bathroom so I locked my brother in the bathroom with the bird and I was like oh god didn't you just open a bunch of doors and try to move it toward the door yeah but it wasn't because the bird would just like sit down and like fly away

yeah what do you do if you got it in an animal like I honestly I would make me freaked out birds freak me out birds by the way are evil in the bible so I'm telling you they're crazy aren't they aren't they evil in the bible They were on Noah's Ark, so I don't think so. Oh, they were on Noah's Ark? Yes. Well, every animal was on Noah's Ark. Were there alligators on Noah's Ark, too? There were, yes. See, alligators are evil, too. I wouldn't want an alligator in my house. Even red ants. Al, do we like birds? Do we like birds? Birds freak me out a little bit, Al.

I've had birds all my life. I love birds. I love birds, too. He used to do pigeon shows. Did he? Wait, wait, wait. What did you do, Al? He did pigeon shows? I used to have bird all my life. I mean, I used to race them. I used to- Race birds? Yes. How do you race a bird? You take them, let them go from Ohio, City Point, they come back home. They let them go from Farmington Hills, and they come home. Absolutely.

What's a pigeon show? Do you know Mike Tyson?

I know Mike Tyson. Mike Tyson's got pigeons, too.

He does have pigeons. He has pet pigeons. Oh, my God. What's a pigeon show, though? A pigeon show. What happens at a pigeon show, Al?

You buy and sell and trade birds.

You buy and sell and trade birds? This is amazing. I didn't realize that. I thought it was like a magic show. They have to make them do tricks. Wow.

Look it up, Calvin. Look it up. Look up where the pigeon show near me.

hold on hold on dallas this is a freaky one dallas what animal got through your house okay um so how are you guys doing today say hi to uh bianca's dad l

yeah what's going on man how you doing what's going on buddy how you doing i'm good man about to tell the story about a raccoon you wait you did not okay Well, I get a call about 3 in the morning. My daughter's mother at their house, they had an animal that they didn't know at first. It got into the soffits, so they always heard it scratching around. But when I get the call, they're saying the raccoon fell through their ceiling. So I had to go over there.

I used, like, a rake, and it was hanging on the window for dear life, just with claws and everything.

There's no way. I'd been freaking out, by the way, if I had a raccoon in my house.

Yeah, I didn't want to get too close, man, so I used, like, a rake, and I took a garbage can. I was trying to pull him off of the window sill into the garbage can, and he was holding on so tight I couldn't do it. I think he just got tired of this. He let go.

Wow.

I mean, I was there for like 10 minutes. I'm not getting too close.

Right, no, you're all right. Dallas, quick question.

He just let go, fell into the garbage can, and then I just like drove him to some ravine far away from the house.

Oh, you drove him in the car with the raccoon? I would never put that in my car.

Yeah, I would have a lid on it. I'm not going to sit there and have him in the front seat on the seatbelt.

Oh, my God. Hey, Dallas, have you ever heard of pigeon shows? Because Bianca's dad used to go to pigeon shows.

No, that sounds crazy to me, man. Just bird crap everywhere. I don't even want to deal with that.

No. Hold on. Speaking of raccoons, Sinitra, you there?

Yes. Good morning. Good morning.

What's happening?

Oh, my gosh. So I drive the kids to school, and my daughter, she's at home. She's like, Mom, it's a raccoon. It's a raccoon. I'm like, what the hell do you want me to do? Ain't nothing I can do with them. God, I'm going to leave. God, I'm going to leave. This damn red cone was on my cat, like the tower, sitting there like one of my animals in my mouth. I can't believe it.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe it.

This is crazy.

And it would not leave. We had to call animal control and they'd take it. Then it'd go down the street and let it go in the woods. What the hell? It was cozy. It wanted to stay at your house. Oh, no, I'm Animal Kingdom over there.

I love it. What the hell do you want me to do? Hold on. Tom has some advice if the bird ever gets in your house again, Al and Bianca. What's up, Tom? Good morning, everyone. Good morning.

You put a sheet over them because if you throw a sheet over them, number one, they can't see. It calms them down, and then you can get rid of them. They can't fly through a sheet.

So if you got another one, if you got another bird, Al, that comes in your house, tell your son, because he's the man of the house, to throw a sheet over them.

Okay, then how do you get it out after that?

That's a good idea. You scoop it out.

You wrap it up in the sheet and take it out and let it go. Let me ask you a question, Mojo. Yes. What if one flew in there, what would your dogs do? Would they just run away and hide? No, my dogs are the man of my house.

I'd run away. By the way, Bianca's taking such offense to the fact that her dad is saying that her brother is the man of the house when he's not there. But it's true, though. He's the man of the house.

Okay. All right. Well, I'm older. Absolutely. Yes. Okay.

Come on, Bianca.

And that's on being a Chaldean dad. You think all the men are in charge. What's wrong with that?

My wife is the man of the house. Thanks, Tom.

Is that right, Tom?

Tom, thank you for adding levity to this whole thing right now. All right. Take care of yourself. All right. We'll see you. All right, Al. Listen, Al. Oh, my God. Hold on. We got to look at all these calls. Look at all these birds. Look at all these people are talking about pigeon shows. Hold on.

You guys, the pigeon show is really getting me. The birds in the house. Okay, whatever. The pigeon show we need to focus on.

Man. Darren, are you there? yeah what's up mojo good morning guys how you doing today good morning we're great say hi to

bianca's dad l hey what's up how you doing good how are you sir i'm pretty good thank you it's like a great guy thanks i appreciate it absolutely so this morning or not this morning but um last year we had several birds coming into our house because since last year we've had birds living in our front porch oh man like sitting in between up top on the drywall so we just hear all the time packing and stuff where we're at what town you live in uh we live in k-pak oh my

god that's crazy it's the attack of birds i'm telling you that's where the bible started the second coming here you go i'm telling you guys i think i read that bible and i think i was in in in uh school when i was in school that that happened i heard about that uh religion class What's going on, Nikki? Hi.

Hi. How are you guys?

Good. What's going on?

So I walk into my bedroom one day, and there is a squirrel sitting on top of my piano in my room. I had, like, a keyboard, eating my Reese's peanut butter cup. I freaked out because I see the Reese's peanut butter.

peanut butter cups like the wrappers laying all over my keyboard and i i just freaked out i shut the door and my cat is in my bedroom and i hear the squirrel go under my bed with my cat and so all i did was just i went back in there real quick i opened up the door and just prayed that the

squirrel would would leave but they ate my peanut butter cups i'm telling you that would freak me out a raccoon first off that's your cat probably let that raccoon in because cats are evil so they let that raccoon in yeah that's craziness hold on ashton wants to say something to uh bianca's dad

what's up ashton i wanted to say to bianca when your dad says your brother is the man of the house it's not a knock towards you my dad used to go off all the time even when i was a little boy like five or ten, he would say that I was the man of the house and make sure I watched over my...

Yeah, exactly. Alright, I'll take it.

Yeah, and he is the man of the house but that doesn't mean that he's going to do everything. Bianca, you're more...

I'm the woman of the house and my mom's home then. Or my mom's leaving. Alright? That's right.

Wait, is that right, Al?

My mom's gone, I'm the woman of the house.

Absolutely. Absolutely.

That's right. By the way, Al, I've been watching out for you as kind of Bianca's work dad. Whenever I hear her talk about boys, I say, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

So you're exposing me now.

Thank you, Mojo.

I'm looking out. We never got any daughters in our family, but I'll tell you what, we're not allowing any of these guys to get around your daughter there.

Absolutely. She'll get married, hopefully.

That's right. Exactly. She will. That will happen. All right. We'll take care of yourself. We'll see you, Al. Mojo. Thank you so much. You guys have a good day. You too. Take care, Al. We appreciate it. You learn how to fly some pigeons, you be a real dad. By the way, you want to get to Bianca's hand in marriage, guys? Get some pigeons.

Fly me a ring.

Can you imagine? If you're a guy that's been hitting Bianca up in her DMs, I've got pigeons. Your dad won't like me. Oh, Al. I love Al. I love Al.

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