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Mojo in the morning show. Bianca lives a crazy life. And you know that show where it used to be like kids say the darndest things? Bianca is still a kid at heart because she says some stuff that I'm like, bruh, what were you thinking? What did you

say? What happened? Alright, so I was out in Royal Oak on Saturday and there was a guy who walked past. He was pretty cute. And I saw it when he smiled at me. He just had really nice teeth. Like yours but like 10 shades lighter, alright? So I knew Like white, white, white, white, white, white, white. Alright. So he definitely got his teeth done they're definitely veneers maybe in turkey i don't even know maybe in turkey so i went up to him and i was like i love your teeth but i know they're fake but they look good did y'all even say hello no that was the first thing i said to him i was like you have really nice teeth but i know they're fake and he didn't really speak good english so i don't know if he really understood why would you say that to his face though honestly guys i have no idea i was not thinking yeah i was like a little tipsy you know but then i i would say that's sober yeah like i don't know

i don't think that's a bad thing i feel like there's this filter that some people have in their brains that the thought then there's the filter then there's actually what's communicated You don't have that. It's just straight thoughts. So this is what's being said. So was he still smiling with the turkey veneers after you said it? Yeah, he was.

And he came up and asked for my number after. He was chasing me down the street and was like, you're so beautiful. Can I have your number? And I was like, I'll give you my Instagram. I'm not doing phone number.

Chase you down if I could just hear his teeth clicking like.

Nice piano keys. that's insane but here's the thing i'd rather be way too honest rather than being fake for sure for sure i know but he didn't ask you i didn't even know his name but it's okay it's one of

those situations where when they were speaking to you that's all you're looking at like you're making zero eye contact you're just straight teeth contact like you can tell though like if

you're gonna get your teeth done and they don't look fake they don't look real like people are gonna say something but i was being nice about it i said that his smile just was really nice yeah

and you didn't call this kid say darndest things what did you say like what shouldn't be said or shannon you said you're way too honest yes you're way too honest what is your your way too honest moment either something you said something someone said to you or you were an innocent bystander and watch this happen give us a call 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 kevin i feel like you're pretty honest too yeah listen I had a situation and I guess my honesty resulted in Josiah being honest so cousin one of my cousins we pull up because she has some cookies that she wanted to give Josiah and I feel like I haven't seen her in a while she's a beautiful woman but I haven't seen her I want to say kind of all summer now that I think about it so a couple of months I get out the car Josiah gets out first he's running up he's hugging her I'm like man we get out the car too so I get out the car I'm like okay skinny I see you like trying to show love because she lost a lot of women. Okay, skinny. Josiah's like, yes, you are skinny. You went from this to, I'm talking about stretched his arms as wide as he could. He said, you went from this to this. She's like, okay, thank you. He's like, and look at your face. You just look so much younger. He's like, you look like a different person. The whole time, I'm like, oh. No, no, no, no, no, no. These are supposed to be compliments, but they don't feel like compliments. Compliments aren't supposed to hurt. That's what it feels like. Maybe Weylo's compliments are a good thing, though.

Maybe she liked hearing that. I think it's...

She said she did, but I think it's, isn't it how you say it?

Like, you don't say you went from this and your face and your face. That's insane.

The arm gestures were the added touch. That's just way too much, Joe. We got to figure out, good in heart, but not in practice. All right, so yeah, give us a call, 844-MOJO-LIVE. I know we got some people out there who have your way to honest moments. And it's not just kids, because adults are honest, too.

It's got to be adults.

That's right. Hey, Steve, what's your way to honest moment, or what do you got to say on Bianca's honest moment?

All right, look, Kev, from this story all the way back to when she witnessed a drug deal going on, Bianca has zero impulse control.

Zero. That is true.

Like, none.

And I'm probably never going to get any, ever.

That's why I love you. Do you, girl. It's like a, I don't know what animal that is. They're like, see snake, kill snake. Like, she's, you see it and I go get it. Like, that's Bianca.

Mm-hmm.

Right. All right, is it Cara or Cara? Cara or Cara?

Oh, it's Cara. Cara.

Hey, Cara. What's your, you're being way too honest moment?

Well, it was my husband. I'm, let me take off my echoing. No, no, no.

No, you're good. You sound perfect coming our way. What did your husband do?

I'm 40 weeks pregnant, and I have pretty major stretch marks. And I asked my husband if I still looked cute. And he goes, yeah, but just a little war-torn. Oh, my gosh. What a dumbass.

Oh, my goodness.

That's bad.

It was rough. I feel bad laughing.

I apologize for laughing. That's not fun.

By the way, is that him? Yeah, he's in the car. What's his name?

She still laughed, though. What's your name?

Nick.

Nick. What were you thinking, Nick?

Ask Gasket Nick.

Ask Gasket Nick. What were you thinking, man?

You know, sometimes you just don't.

That's the perfect way.

Congratulations, you guys, by the way. Any day now. Any day. We're hoping for today.

Wow. Do we know? We're in the parking lot of the hospital. Are you serious? Yep.

Are you guys naming the baby Mojo by chance? you know we'll think about it we'll add it to the list yeah maybe kevin i like that better

maybe a middle name for mojo we'll go with kevin though kevin right after carl you know joe i like that well congratulations to you two and nick relax my man let's go to sydney hey good morning sydney how are you good morning good morning what's your uh what's your moment where the person probably said a little too much than what they were supposed to so i have two stories one

is about me and one is about one of the inmates that i am like a supervisor i am a ceo okay and my story i have veneers so i get compliments all the time and people be like oh my god your teeth are so pretty i'm like thanks they're fake you come right out and say it okay yeah because i

paid a lot of money so compliment them i like that did you go to turkey too like bianca's friend or no are these are these local are these domestic veneers um and then my co story is i had one of

my inmates came up and said do you want to know what my daughter did when she was four i was like yeah they were at church and one of the church ladies came over and said hey can i have a slice of pizza well the four-year-old turned over and was like well do you got teeth if you don't got oh my god i just looked at her and i was like you gotta go back to yourself i can't laugh

listen if you can't chew it you can't get it yeah she was like well you don't get no pizza kids are brutal oh my gosh rick good morning rick what's up my man good morning how y'all doing We're doing great, man. How are you?

You know, I'm living a dream out here.

I love it, man. What do you got to add to this conversation?

So this is back when I was serving the military. I was doing what they call UPS physical. Okay.

Thank you for your service, too, by the way.

Thank you. And so I'm sitting in a row of chairs next to other soldiers. When I look down the hallway, and I'm like, wow, that is one ugly BITC. you know where we're going yeah and the dude next to me is like where and i'm like right there he's like man that's my wife no

bro did he beat your ass or like how did that go what happened next no or i'll leave it i mean i

I have to assume he agrees with me. I don't care what happens. He goes, she was ugly. I promise you, I've never spoke about another person out loud to anybody.

Lizzie, you did enough in that one moment to last a lifetime.

Exactly.

And that was almost 40 years ago.

And you still remember it.

And she's still ugly. Oh, yeah. Oh, man. Chris, I don't know how you topped that one, Chris, but what's your moment?

Bro, I followed this lady around this store all day to tell her that her forehead was dirty. And it turned out that it was Ash Wednesday.

You know what, though? You were just trying to be nice. I was trying to be nice. Yeah. Good Christian, Chris. What a guy. Your forehead is dirty. You thought you was being funny. You're insane, Chris. All right, man. Thanks for the call.

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