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Real quick, Bianca had something embarrassing happen to her last night. that Bianca, by the way, has done a fabulous job with Lydia taking a couple of mornings off.

We love you, Bianca.

She's been doing a great job. She's working hard. She's been trained well. Lydia, you did fantastic training her. I feel like we're missing Lydia's normalcy that she brings to the show, but I felt like the phones have been good. I feel like Bianca's put together a nice little plan for us the last couple of days.

I just miss Lydia being mean to me.

yeah she's not no you know what she is she's teaching you she's uh she's molding you she's big sistering you true uh she needed to do that last night before you went to bed because what

what wait what happened last night bianca so um i was guys this is so embarrassing so last night i before i went to bed i kind of had to go to the bathroom but i just i was like you know i'm too lazy to get up so i just went back to bed and i had a dream last night that i was hanging out with lydia and i was like hey where's your bathroom so i had a dream that i was using the bathroom at lydia's house and i woke up in the middle of the night of me peeing in my bed so embarrassing i don't know how that i've never peed my bed before did you have to get up and like strip your sheets and put new sheets on and stuff and you guys are talking about cleaning my sheets yesterday so that's what i'm doing today no did you wake up in the middle of it or you

Yes, I woke up in the middle of me peeing. Did you finish? Be honest, did you finish?

No.

That's so disgusting.

So when you woke up and you had peed a little bit in the bed, you go to the bathroom pee. Do you then sleep in the same bed? Where did you sleep?

No, I took all my sheets off and I slept on my bare mattress.

Oh, no. So it just got on the mattress. Did it get to the mattress?

It got all on my clothes. It got on my sheet. It got on my top sheet cover. And it got on my waterproof mattress topper.

Well, thank God you have the pee-pee pad, as I call it.

All right, let me be honest with this one. We all got to share. When's the last time as a grown-ass adult that we've ever wet the bed? Mine was probably maybe a decade ago. Really? Yeah, it was a drunken night. It was a similar situation. It was a late-night fare and a dream that required me peeing in a urinal. Next thing I know, I'm peeing on me. I was not a good situation and the worst is I was wearing a pair of shorts that were like kind of like grayish so when I stopped peeing Chelsea woke up because I jumped up out of bed so fast and she goes everything okay and I go yeah no everything's fine and she goes really and I get up out of bed I turn and look at her and she sees a big wet spot there by my pants and she goes did you just pee yourself and I'm like

yes

Like, I couldn't even hide it. It's the worst.

Bro, I haven't peed on myself as an adult. You've never? Not as an adult. No, I've never. Like, I've had dreams. I promise you. I've had dreams where, you know, something else, you know, happened, but it wasn't urine. But I haven't peed on myself at all.

I was a senior in high school, and we were on a family vacation, and the worst part was I was sharing a bed with my sister, Jacqueline. And I don't know what the heck happened, but I peed the bed all over me, all over her.

Oh, my God.

And she, I don't live it down until this day.

And that is, by the way, the most embarrassing thing is when you pee and you're in a bed with somebody else like peeing. That's like so embarrassing.

Yeah.

Because you can't even lie about it like Bianca. Yeah. Bianca could have, if she wanted to, not told us this.

Yeah.

This shows you, honestly, the level of family.

that we are here.

I'm a real one. You are. You guys knew this. You're a wet one. You're a wet one. Oh, okay.

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548, text is 95500. Come on. I know that people have grown-ass adult peed.

Especially in these drunk situations. I can believe that. Yeah. Now, I will say, I doodled on myself one time. You did? I was drunk as hell, bro. I woke up, went to the bathroom because I thought I had to pee. Yeah. Pulled my pants down, looked down, and it was brown. I said, oh, my God.

I was at somebody else's house, too. But I feel like a lot of people have those, like, we didn't make it moments. I've had those many, many, many more times than they ever want to admit.

Hold on. This is a legit one here. Oh, Jay hung up. Jay. Come on, Jay. Jay called back. That was too good. Jay hung up the phone. I had a legitimate one. I would have peed Jay in that position, too, so feel free. You can call back. What's up, Marvin? How you doing?

Hey, what's going on, Mojo?

Hey, we're celebrating Bianca peeing in her bed last night. Have you ever done this?

Yes, I have. It's been a while ago. But, yeah, you know, you had those dreams. You're trying to find little drains in the basement. You find it everywhere so you can try to use the bathroom. And it happened I was visiting my mom in California. and, you know, you catch yourself and you can't believe that you're using the bathroom on yourself. But my daughter was, like, little at the time. So I woke up and tried to clean up. And my wife woke up like, what happened? What? What? What happened? I said, oh, the baby peed.

I just want the baby.

You are a dog. That's a good strategy. I don't blame him. You can blame him for farts. You can't blame him for peeing. You got to take ownership of that line. Hold on a second. And Brandy, how long ago was it that you peed the bed?

It was like three years ago.

Okay.

I had taken one of my exes. It was either a Seroquel or a Trazonol. It was a really high dose of the gene. And I slept entirely through it. Did not know until I went to get up to go to the bathroom later and realized that I was soaking wet and peeing.

Oh, that's awful. Yeah. You know what? Medicated pees are understandable. That happens to you. You got to be careful of that one. Hold on. And Lauren is dating a peer. What's up, Lauren? Hi.

Hi. So me and my boyfriend, we had just got together for maybe like a few months. And we were drinking together. He didn't go to the bathroom before bed. Totally peed the whole entire bed. I slept through it. I didn't even know. I woke up. I was soaking wet in his piss. The whole bed. Oh, my God.

Jesus Christ.

And we're still together.

And you're still together. Yeah, that is love.

We have kids together. We're still together.

Oh, my gosh. Well, you know what?

A relationship that pees together stays together.

That's what I'm learning here.

Yeah.

That's right. At least he's not blaming the baby. What's going on, Sherry? How you doing?

Oh, great. Many years back, really, really, really drunk. Woke up. My closet was on the other wall to my bathroom. I woke up in the middle of peeing in a box in my closet because I thought I was in the bathroom.

Do you know how many people I heard have done that?

My sister did it in her clothing camper and sat down and everything.

I've always heard this with people that take... I was sitting in the bus. I always... She would say, you said sitting, right? Mm-hmm. You didn't say the other word. Okay, good. I was like, wait a second. No, no. No, no. By the way, you know how many times people will say that they'll take like a sleeping aid and their sleeping aid will all of a sudden... Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Lynn, what did you want to say to Bianca?

Hi, Bianca. It happens. I don't care what anybody says, Mojo. As an adult, sometimes we have these dreams, and I don't know why they're so real, but it happened to me. I was 30 years old. I was dreaming that I was peeing. I was sitting on the toilet. It was very real. And I literally started peeing, Mojo, and I woke up, and I was like, oh, my God.

I wonder how many times people have ever dreamed that they were sitting on the toilet peeing and they woke up and they were squatting, standing in the ladder.

I wasn't squatting like I was just laying there, but I literally was dreaming it, except like, um, like you, I jumped up out of bed and I stopped peeing. Like, how do you stop making yourself pee like that? I know. Shut the valve off.

No, you can't. You can't shut the valve or kink the hose. It's impossible. you ever try to you ever try to pee like on a golf course and somebody's pulling up in a golf cart and you're like oh crap and you're like i gotta stop because you don't want them to see you uh day you worked at a bar and a guy peed in front of you no so he had

peed, but I was sitting there because we couldn't let anybody in. It was like max capacity, and I'm sitting there next to my friend. She works at the front, too, and we look over, and I just tap on the show. I'm like, did that guy just pee on himself? And she lifts up and just busts, and we all sit there trying not to laugh, but he was so drunk he didn't even notice.

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