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It's Mojo on the morning show. So for those that don't know Bianca, she is one of our great associates here. She is a producer, on-air talent, real estate agent we found out.

Jack of all trades.

Valentine's Day is just around the corner, and Bianca is doing something very interesting. She's taking applications for a Valentine this year. What's the story?

So, I was just thinking, I'm like, if I've been talking to a guy in the last couple weeks, you know, I'm talking to a couple, I guess, but if I'm talking to you and we're texting and you're asking me to hang out, I'm expecting a Valentine's gift from you, or at least something.

Just for talking?

Yeah. Like, what are you expecting? Like, a box of chocolates, maybe a card.

Okay, so flowers.

A flower, a flower, even, I don't even know.

So, how many bouquets of flowers could you potentially get next week?

Maybe like five, six, I don't know. I feel like a little bachelorette right now. I'm not going to lie. But, I mean, five is better than one, right?

Are you making this known to these guys that you're talking to that this is an expectation?

Yeah, kind of. I'm like, hey. Like, they're asking me to hang out. All right. Where are we going for Valentine's Day?

How are you going to juggle five different or six different dudes in one day?

There's 24 hours in a day. There's five. Bianca. At least two hours for one. That's 10 hours.

Are you going to give them also Valentine's Day?

That's for Sweetest Day.

Oh. Valentine's Day is for the girl. We talked about this yesterday. We talked about this yesterday. This is baloney. First off, Sweetest Day is a fake made-up holiday.

So it's Valentine's Day then. Nope. Valentine's for the girls.

So this is interesting. Are there any other people that do something like this? Like they throw all their balls up in the air and see which ones they're going to land with?

Like I'm probably going to have five different cuisines on Valentine's Day. We're going to go to a Mexican restaurant, maybe a Chaldean restaurant. Right.

If we're just talking, I'm not about to throw you. It depends on the level that we're talking. If you're just one of these random, like I'm going to just hit you up in a text message line, you cannot expect anything.

Why not? Because that's not the nature of our relationship. If I'm texting you every day, you could be my Valentine. Every day? Yeah, we're texting all the time. We're Snapchatting. Like, yeah.

Has this worked before for you? Like, have you had this happen?

No, I'm trying it out this year. You're trying it out this year. This is a test. This is a test. I love you. Is it interesting?

We'll see. Will the guy who gives you the best of the gifts get the dinner reservation that night? Or, like, how do you decide on who gets what?

Yeah, I mean, I'll hang out with him post-dinner, too. Oh! We'll see. The best one. Oh!

We'll see. I don't even want to think about that. Your dad's listening and he's a friend. I don't want to hear any of this crap. Okay, so this is an interesting thing because I feel like this is a manipulative way that

Women handle Valentine's Day.

Get into it.

Is by doing this stuff.

Don't say women.

Women.

Bianca. Yeah.

No, because women. I think Bianca is not the only person that does this. I think that there are a lot of people.

I think Kev's doing it too.

Kev's not doing that. Kev's not buying a gift for anybody. Are you this Valentine's Day? Nope. No. No Valentine's. Although Kev does. Really? Why do you look like a lion?

You got a smile on your face. That strawberry jelly just hit from the McDonald's.

You are lying.

Wait until I get throwback songs or something playing here in a second before you guys eat.

Oh, my God. No, every single time I talk to Kevin, he's a new girl he's talking to. Relax.

Can we stay on topic here? No, Bianca, keep going. No. So, Kev, how many valentines do you have? Can you relax? Let's not do this. I don't have one.

You're truly not getting anybody anything for Valentine's Day. Truly.

Okay. Because you'll mix them all up? No, no, no. I'm not buying anybody anything.

Kevin, by the way, truth be told on this one, is checking on the safety of women. That's why he's doing this.

I'm a safety patroller.

After the show, so can I give out a little bit of his dirt? After the show is over with, everybody goes and spurs off and either takes a moment to kind of catch their breath or they go get some other work done and stuff. Kevin goes to the bullpen area, which is right over here. He sits down with his phone, and he's on FaceTime randomly talking to, like, another person, it seems like. It's like, whatever. And he's having these conversations with them. And the problem is, as you get closer to Valentine's Day, those girls are probably thinking what Bianca's thinking, that you're going to get them something.

Yeah.

You better be careful.

But you haven't even gone out on a date with any of those girls, have you? All right, Bianca.

Maybe a concert or two.

I can't tell you.

He told me, you know, last week I went to the Pistons game and I said to him, I go, hey, man, maybe after the Pistons game, we can all go hang out. I was hanging out with Anthony Laverde and he goes, no, I'm going to a club with somebody. I'm like, OK, if you're going to a club with a guy or buddies, you're inviting buddies with, unless he doesn't want two dorky white dudes to come with him. But maybe it was good to be the case, me and Anthony.

So Bianca, how are you?

Honestly, so if one of these guys doesn't, by the way, Lydia, the best cap topic.

No, it's not.

Yeah, it is. If one of these guys doesn't get you anything, are they out of the mix? Is that it?

Yeah, honestly. Like, honestly, at this point, too, my standards are so high. If a guy texts me past 10 p.m., starts texting me, I'm not going to answer you. Like, a guy texted me yesterday at 10 p.m., I was like, stop talking to me. That I like, by the way. Yeah. So, if you're not going to meet my expectation, at least get me a box of chocolates or something.

And if you answer a guy back after 10 p.m.

Then I'm lowering my standards.

Well, really, or that guy's special.

You are setting an expectation that that's okay.

So you would never text any guy back after 10? Oh, no. Even if it was a guy that you wanted to do?

Unless I really, really like him. But I'm saying when- Make it official.

Is that if he didn't talk to you throughout the entire day? Yeah. And then he just-

That's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's no good behavior.

What's up, Teresa? Hi.

Bianca. Hey, it's Teresa. Hey, you guys. Oh, my God. What up, girl? How you doing? How do we know Teresa? She's like my sister.

What's going on, Teresa?

Hey, I was just going to say that, Bianca, you should definitely do it. It's like a test, just like Shannon said. If they don't get you anything, drop them. Exactly. Exactly.

Interesting. Do you also, Teresa, are you single or are you in a relationship?

I'm in a relationship.

Okay. What do you think of Bianca's thing? That's an interesting little thing. She will not text a guy back after 10 p.m. And he should not text her.

I think that's fair in a talking stage. Because what, like, I don't know. What do they want after 10 p.m. is the question. Exactly. Unless you're planning the Valentine's Day, I don't want it.

What if you're working? Bye, Teresa. What's up, Marlene? How you doing?

Good morning, everyone.

Hi, Marlene. Oh, this is, wait, hold on a second.

This is my favorite.

This is Marlene that always has a very interesting take. Go ahead, Marlene.

Okay. You know, I'm all about living your best life, girl. Live your best life. But this is why it's hard to find a good man because they're taking advantage of for gifts and food and all that kind of stuff. Because if you were a male saying that you're going to get all the girls to buy you a birthday present, you would be getting ran through the mud right now. Preach, Marlene.

This is just a season. It's just for the season. I'm not normally like this. It doesn't matter, sweetheart.

This is mouthy Marlene. If it's a goose, it's a goose. Hey! Lucy Goosey.

Marlene, though, she's putting it out there a little bit, and she's just trying to see what sticks. You know what I mean? You got to throw some stuff at the wall and see what's attached.

You know, to be a true player, you let them all know, and you let them know whoever gives the best gifts is the winner. And then you might get more, but at least you want it. So do I make a group chat with all of them? Yes. I would. Yeah.

Boy, that would be amazing if you can pull that thing off. Carla, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning show. What would you rather talk about, Bianca and this whole thing with all these guys or Kevin and Izzy's talking to people? Go ahead. You choose.

Oh, my gosh. Girl, get it. I am so happy for you. But, man, I wish I had that confidence to be able to have six potentials. I can't even get one. Come on, girl. Go to a dating app or something.

You know what we need?

Girl, it is not easy in these streets.

Carla.

It is not. A girl is struggling. Here's the thing, though. I'll give you one or two.

You understand, though. She's 21 years old. 21 years old, just graduating college.

We're in different worlds.

Yeah.

Oh, we are totally different worlds because it is hard out here. Be thankful y'all are married because it's rough on these streets. Yes, it is.

Thank you for the call, Carla. Hold on. Nichelle, I have to pick you up. Why, Nichelle?

Because we switched channels right quick. at the Warriors game. I got a free gift card, and I spot me and Kev direct eye contact. He was in the corner chilling with a shorty. Oh! Oh, my God. He was probably a contest winner, and I had to explain to her the rules. You didn't hang out with me. You ain't hang out with me. Oh, yeah.

What is all good? What is all good, Kev? I can't.

I don't know. I don't know. I have no words.

Let's be honest. Without Friday, we wouldn't need them. Time to look for a good plan B, buddy.

We love you, Nichelle. Thank you for bringing it up. One last one. Jacqueline, what's going on?

Hey, I think she is totally on point with it. Listen, I do some group text sometimes when I say who's a show up and who's a show off. So you've got to really show who these guys are.

Hey, I just learned the game, and I'm playing it 10 times harder. That's it.

You know what? That's actually a great line to steal. Ah, see that? So it's not that bad out there. It's how your perspective is. Is that what you're saying, Jacqueline?

Absolutely. A lot of these dudes just want pictures from you. They just want to never meet you. They just want someone to give them attention on the phone. Just they need to show up. Wait, so how is that an easy world for us to be dating in? it's not easy i never said that part it's not easy i'm telling you i've been through the ringer

but you're saying just you own it and you'd be confident with it

absolutely i got one guy now we're going away for the weekend i'm like this guy's showing up you know what i mean i've been talking him for split took me six months to get him to this point where are you guys going we're going to houghton lake okay all right from ice ice ice fishing and

His name's not Kev, is it?

They've taken over cities before, but this July, they're bringing the X Games League Championship home to New Orleans. July 24th through 26th at the Superdome. Over 100 elite athletes competing for the first ever league title. Plus, Metro Boomin, JID, Subtronics, and Bunt performing live. New Orleans doesn't just host a moment. New Orleans is the moment. Get your tickets now at xgames.com.