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Big Storm: Don't Make Your Wife Shovel
Mojo In The Morning

Big Storm: Don't Make Your Wife Shovel

from Mojo In The Morning

March 10, 2023 | 00:09:05 | Leisure

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00:01:15 - 00:01:16 | Unknown:

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00:01:18 - 00:01:36 | Speaker 4:

Oh! I'll do a special Snow Day song. Welcome to the Snow Day, the Snow Day on the Mojo Show. It is Mojo, Snow Day Mojo, oh-ho. Don't have any more lyrics It's a Friday Welcome to the show

00:01:36 - 00:01:38 | Speaker 3:

We'll give you a B- for effort

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I apologize Welcome to a snow day here On the Mojo in the Morning show I don't even want to tell you guys where I am right now And what my weather is But I'm not even going to get into that right now Shut your mouth Shut up If I had to drop a thing in front of me right now I'd be playing that for um another friday like this which by the way so i told you guys yesterday so it was down down here for tiger spring training and um in florida and i'm with tony our boss tony travato the guy who everybody thinks is perfect and i want to bring something out now that's not perfect about him you know how people always go how does he do it you know he uh works and manages like what 55 radio stations he um you know builds beds from christ from scratch for breaking and entering christmas wish families uh you know he's beautiful i mean literally the women in the office talk about him i don't get it i look at the guy and i say you know he's just a west side of michigan goofball i found the thing that's not perfect about him you ready so we're down in florida His beautiful wife, Brooke, is at home with their two other children, because he brought one of his kids with for this, Christopher. He calls her up to tell her how to start the snowblower and where the shovel is so that she can shovel and blow the driveway. And I said, Tony, why would you do that? And he goes, well, I don't know. Maybe she can get it done. Well, you know, there's an opportunity or something before I come home tomorrow. I said, you can't do that. Like, you got to figure out somebody to go over there and do it for her. Like, you can't. You can't all of a sudden. You know what I mean? Like, he's down in sunny, warm Florida, which, by the way, at the time that he did this thing, we were just leaving the baseball game, and it was, like, beautiful. I mean, it was, you know, pristine. And he goes, oh, my God. He goes, I think I got a little too much sun today. Oh, go F yourself. I'm guaranteeing it. And you know how Brooke is? For you guys, you guys know what Tony's wife's like. She's like the sweetest thing in the world. Like, why would she put up with this? I would, if it was Chelsea, she would have hung up on me at that particular moment. You know, I got to get Chelsea to train her a little bit. But I found the non-perfect thing about him.

00:04:04 - 00:04:29 | Speaker 3:

But at the same time, he went to Florida to take his son on this lifelong dream. His son's a big baseball fan. Oh, stop making him look good. When I did it, I was at Tip Uptown getting drunk with the guys on a guys weekend. And I would call. Without a doubt, that weekend, it would always have a blizzard while all the guys were away from home. So at least he has that excuse, like, I'm taking my son on this baseball journey.

00:04:29 - 00:04:57 | Speaker 4:

I'm throwing him under the bus because of that. Oh, my gosh. Oh, gosh. Look who's on the phone with us right now, guys. ladies and gentlemen please welcome mojo in the morning misfits good morning we won't talk to them in june we won't talk to them in june or july but we talk to them throughout the winter the plow guys are on with us hey blake blake peasy and jay what's up guys

00:05:00 - 00:05:04 | Speaker 6:

We added another one to the group. No, no, no.

00:05:05 - 00:05:14 | Speaker 3:

No, listen, you guys keep adding people to this whole thing. You understand this, that you got to get it. This is no, you know, we're adding somebody to One Direction type moment here.

00:05:14 - 00:05:17 | Speaker 5:

Look at all the boy bands. They all break up. You got to keep it a trio.

00:05:21 - 00:05:24 | Speaker 6:

It works pretty good to have four guys, though.

00:05:24 - 00:05:30 | Speaker 5:

You make the new guy go out and do all the dirty work, don't you? You've got to, like, you know, break him in.

00:05:30 - 00:05:39 | Speaker 6:

He's the shoveler. Blake ain't nothing. Yeah. That's what I really want to say, but we're on the air, you know? Right, right.

00:05:39 - 00:05:45 | Speaker 3:

Hey, Megan was telling us that Toledo is pretty much ice right now. Is that pretty much what it is, guys?

00:05:47 - 00:05:54 | Speaker 6:

I think we're not up in Toledo right now. Say that again? We're not up in Toledo right now.

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Where are you guys?

00:05:56 - 00:05:58 | Speaker 6:

We are in Finley, Ohio.

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Okay, well, I'm saying, all right, I'm saying the Toledo area. Yeah, I'm saying not Detroit or Grand Rapids.

00:06:04 - 00:06:10 | Speaker 6:

As far as I know, no, nothing's sticking on the ground. That's all, like, mountain on the ground.

00:06:10 - 00:06:18 | Speaker 3:

Ah, well, it's sticking in Detroit. What was the description of driving this morning like? It was like a Star Wars game or something?

00:06:18 - 00:06:23 | Speaker 1:

No, it was. It was like I was, like, traveling through space. All the snow just coming at my windshield so fast.

00:06:23 - 00:06:29 | Speaker 6:

I know what you're talking about, Shannon. And I was driving, and it felt like I was sitting still, but I don't know. It felt weird.

00:06:29 - 00:06:31 | Speaker 1:

It was so weird. Yeah.

00:06:32 - 00:06:36 | Speaker 5:

So why'd you have to add a fourth guy if you don't even have much of a storm down there?

00:06:37 - 00:06:40 | Speaker 6:

I mean, it wasn't my choice to add him.

00:06:41 - 00:06:44 | Speaker 5:

Boss wants you to train your replacement. That's what I'm hearing.

00:06:44 - 00:06:47 | Speaker 6:

Ah, yeah. There you go. There you go. Probably is it.

00:06:47 - 00:06:54 | Speaker 3:

Listen, you got to be careful, though. The last time you guys were on with us, I don't think the boss was too happy, so don't say anything bad, okay?

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Oh, he was happy. You'll be all right.

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All right.

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He's probably listening to us right now. I'm surprised they ain't calling you guys. We love you, boss.

00:07:04 - 00:07:13 | Speaker 3:

Hey, let me ask you guys a question. Any way you can drive over to our boss's house and do his driveway so that his poor wife doesn't have to go out there and do it?

00:07:14 - 00:07:18 | Speaker 6:

All right. Texas. I heard that. Talk about that on the line. Texas.

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Hey, question for you guys.

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How many times have you guys ever gone to somebody's driveway and the woman of the house was the one that was doing all the clearing and the guy was doing nothing?

00:07:36 - 00:07:42 | Speaker 6:

Oh, that happens more often than what you would think. Yeah. Especially with older people.

00:07:43 - 00:07:47 | Speaker 3:

Oh, yeah. The older guys are sitting inside watching TV and the women are out there.

00:07:48 - 00:08:02 | Speaker 6:

Watching Gladys out there push the shovel. Yeah. Well, you guys be good.

00:08:02 - 00:08:08 | Speaker 3:

We'll check in with you later throughout the show, and we'll see how things work out down in Ohio, okay?

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All right, you guys have a great morning.

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All right, take care of yourself.

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See ya.

00:08:14 - 00:08:30 | Speaker 3:

Shannon, you reported in your traffic report just a little bit ago that nobody knows what it's going to be. Is it going to be 3 to 6? Is it going to be 4 to 8? Is it going to be nothing? I mean, we all thought last week's was going to be nothing that came through Metro Detroit, and that thing was a big one.

00:08:30 - 00:08:50 | Speaker 1:

Yeah. I mean, even waking up this morning, especially after they called a snow day for the kids last night, and you see next to nothing on the ground. And obviously, as I was getting ready in the morning, the snow started. But I'm like, oh, is this going to be a bust or is it going to be bad? Because last weekend, I was like, this is going to be a bust. And it was terrible.

00:08:50 - 00:08:54 | Speaker 5:

All the heaviest stuff's going to fall during our show. I know. So we're going to look out the window.

00:08:55 - 00:09:07 | Speaker 2:

Can I ask a dumb question? Because I don't have kids. Is it more normal now for them to call school off the night before? I feel like back in the day, we had to wait until 20 minutes before school started. And now it feels like everybody knows the night before.

00:09:08 - 00:09:12 | Speaker 3:

Yeah. It's not fair because, honestly, we wish we would have had that when we were in school.

00:09:12 - 00:09:16 | Speaker 2:

A good night's sleep or staying up so late on a weeknight with your friends would have been so fun.

00:09:17 - 00:09:34 | Speaker 3:

I know. Or doing sleepovers. That's the other thing, too, is like any time that they get the night before, they all decide whose house they're going to go to and hang out with. Quick question for you. When are they going to start doing the virtual snow days where they because they have the way to do it? Don't do it. I know. But they said they were going to do it.

00:09:35 - 00:09:39 | Speaker 2:

But you just brought it up. And don't remind people. You're like the kid who asked for homework at the end of class.

00:09:40 - 00:09:44 | Speaker 3:

Put your hand down. Cindy, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning.

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Hi.

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What's up, Cindy?

00:09:47 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 4:

hi hey i was just saying you guys are talking about women and shoveling snow i do it all the time um i was midnight so when i came home

00:10:00 - 00:10:18 | Speaker 1:

I have it already and stuff. My husband, he's gone to work already, so I do it all the time. I like the double stuff. Hey, Cindy, does your husband sneak out to go to work faster so that he knows that he doesn't have to do anything before he goes to work? No, he'll tell me, oh, you missed a spot right there. Oh, that bastard.

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