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Bitch Brad the Doggy Dad
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Bitch Brad the Doggy Dad

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June 16, 2025 | 00:12:53 | Leisure

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00:02:35 - 00:02:38 | Speaker 4:

I hope your Father's Day was good. It's still going. And you're still...

00:02:38 - 00:02:42 | Speaker 5:

Why? Why should we stop? Let's stop. Let's make a Father's Month. Why? Why should we stop?

00:02:42 - 00:02:43 | Speaker 4:

Exactly. I agree.

00:02:43 - 00:02:48 | Speaker 5:

I gotta tell you, you dads got the absolute best weather day ever. Oh, it was awesome.

00:02:48 - 00:03:07 | Speaker 4:

It was. It was unbelievable. Yeah. Can I just tell you that it was probably one of those Father's Days where and I think that it sucks that I couldn't do much because of my shoulder, but it was honestly what I wanted to do. Chelsea and Luke and Joey and Jacob. By the way, Jacob for the win, guys.

00:03:07 - 00:03:11 | Speaker 5:

Jacob for the win. Jacob always for the win. Is it a gift thing? Well, no.

00:03:12 - 00:04:43 | Speaker 4:

He's the first to contact me on Father's Day. We have a thing in our house and a thing in our house is who's going to be the first to wish somebody a happy birthday, the Happy Mother's Day Happy Father's Day and Jacob FaceTimed me at 924 Eastern Standard Time which is 824 Central Time because he's in Chicago and he FaceTimed me to be the first one we were on a FaceTime for almost an hour and then as I'm on the FaceTime I'm going well Luke's upstairs above me because he's in the room right above me that's his room which is weird by the way that his room is right above his mom and dad's can you hear him doing fun stuff? well no I'm worried about him Well, honestly, I'd probably hear him more. And then Joe's down in Florida. And I knew that Joe down in Florida had a weekend because he and his fiancee drove to Orlando to go to Disney for the 28th billionth time because they're Disney adults. And Jacob and I talked for a long time. And then finally, Luke, I thought was going to be up because I could hear him moving around. No. Joe called. I talked to Joe. And then finally, Luke, Luke actually did something kind of funny. He felt bad that he didn't get me anything for Father's Day. So he quickly ran out to Carl's Golf Land to buy me, with his own money, one golf shirt. Comes home with the one golf shirt, forgets to actually throw away the Carl's Golf Land bag and the receipt that said the date of yesterday on it. And goes, I saw this a while ago and I wanted to get it for you.

00:04:43 - 00:04:44 | Speaker 5:

You can't lie, bro.

00:04:44 - 00:04:45 | Speaker 4:

I know.

00:04:45 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 5:

But if y'all living in the same house, then he probably is always going to be the last one to tell you. Because? I'm not about to call you and text you and I know I'm going to see you in like five minutes. No, I agree with Kev, actually. You know what I mean? Yeah. Think about it. Jacob is miles and miles away. Yeah.

00:05:00 - 00:05:05 | Speaker 3:

miles and miles away. Luke is upstairs. Well, Jacob's also the most, they're all thoughtful, but Jacob's definitely the most thoughtful.

00:05:06 - 00:05:12 | Speaker 1:

That's why I said, does it have to do with a gift? Because I feel like Jacob's gifts are always like so well planned and thought out.

00:05:12 - 00:05:35 | Speaker 3:

Well, and he always does homemade gifts. It's something kind of homemade and he's very good with that. Like, give me an example. I told these guys on Mother's Day because they came in for Mother's Day, I said, I don't want you guys getting me anything. I don't want a gift. Because here's the problem. They get me something and I end up having to spend time returning it. You know what I mean? So I'm like, don't even just get me anything i said if you do anything at all either call me and let's talk

00:05:35 - 00:05:44 | Speaker 2:

or don't spend my money that's all i want that's the biggest part right there yeah so how do you feel about if you don't like gifts and luke went and got you a carl's golf land are you gonna

00:05:44 - 00:05:56 | Speaker 3:

return it i actually wore the shirt yesterday okay i loved it i i thought it was great it was actually uh it was a nice peter millar it was very nice i know i know he knows exactly what

00:05:56 - 00:06:23 | Speaker 1:

to get west was easy to buy for this year because he's a new golfer and doesn't have a ton of golf stuff so i was like well this is kind of easy did you go grayson well i didn't i went another golf brand called travis matthew okay i know that he likes a ton um but before i had even the kids really had even given him the gifts we went downtown for lunch and he's like i think i'm gonna walk over to the grayson store i'm like do not do not buy anything yeah because you're gonna

00:06:23 - 00:07:22 | Speaker 3:

be getting a lot of stuff um i i do have to bring something up here right now and tell me if you guys think this is out of line so i have a friend of mine i promise i wouldn't say the name because i don't want it to become an issue but i'll say the name i'll say brad yes friend of mine brad who was all upset yesterday because he got nothing for father's day and i want to see what the listeners think about this he doesn't have a child they have dogs together oh good lord So they have two dogs together and he was all upset because every guy in the group got a nice Father's Day gift or shout out on social media or got like a nice like, hey, you get to hang out and do something fun today. And he got nothing at all, like not even, you know, a birthday card from a doggy, which they do have birthday doggy cards. I just want you to know that because Chelsea's gotten those for me before from Lily and Henry and Louie over the years.

00:07:22 - 00:07:48 | Speaker 2:

Obviously, well, not obviously, because I've met a few of your friends. I don't know Brad. But I'm going to go out on a limb here and say Brad's being a little bitch. I'm just going to throw that out there. Bitch Brad. Come on, man. Should we call him a bitch Brad? Listen, man, you cannot be mad at this. It's not that deep. He's my bitch. He's my own personal bitch. No, if he can't have kids, and this is like his way of having a family.

00:07:49 - 00:08:13 | Speaker 3:

They are lifelongers with dogs, so it could be the case. but i don't know but but do you question for you do you get a father's day or mother's day gift for your because you're dog parents you're a dog dad i say no no y'all can't have everything why are we but i think we're being judgy on this one here because you brought up a really good point there's a chance that these guys could not have kids if that's the case that i completely

00:08:13 - 00:08:18 | Speaker 2:

understand yes and he should but if that should have got it that is literally the only reason

00:08:18 - 00:08:28 | Speaker 3:

why it would make sense every guy is making fun because every guy is gone every guy is discounting the dog and he was he was truly like upset he was upset he actually was upset because he has bought

00:08:28 - 00:08:35 | Speaker 1:

her gifts oh okay so that's it yeah there was no reciprocation yeah yeah that's what the issue was

00:08:35 - 00:09:04 | Speaker 3:

yeah but bitch brad sometimes is sometimes takes things a little too uh too far um 844 mojo live 845-844-665-6548 is our telephone number. The text is 95500. I would love to know your thoughts on this. And I'd love to hear from you on whether or not Brad should be getting a gift from the dogs. Also, I'd love to know if there are any dads out there that got nothing.

00:09:04 - 00:09:28 | Speaker 2:

I didn't get anything. I thought Josiah, because I asked Josiah, what are you doing for dad for five? He'll see. He had a plan, and he talks, like, Josiah is into character design. He got his own show, and for over a year, I've asked him to make his character, who's made after him, a father because he has a mother, but for some reason. Oh, you're kidding me. I'm not dead-ass serious.

00:09:28 - 00:09:29 | Speaker 1:

He has a great gift. Bro.

00:09:30 - 00:09:36 | Speaker 3:

Wait, wait, hold on. That's a psycho. Like, we got to do the psychology of that one. Are you an absent guy? Hell no.

00:09:36 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 2:

I know you spent a lot of time with him, but maybe he's feeling that you're not part of his life. That's what you asked for? I didn't even ask for that. But I've been asking, like, where's his dad? His name's Habit. So I'm like, where's Habit's dad at? He always pushing me off to the side. So then he finally says, I'm going to make him with you. And nothing happened. He was upstairs on roadblocks the whole time. No card. Did he say Happy Father's Day?

00:10:00 - 00:10:14 | Speaker 1:

about nothing i tried to get him to come down he said he went to church church is a good vibe but we were supposed to go watch how to train a dragon i tried to watch the second one or the third one last night in preparation he didn't even want to come do that i can't believe that

00:10:14 - 00:10:31 | Speaker 2:

his his you know fictitious friend the dad's always dead in the disney movies their dad always dies first immediately just so you know that uh chan what's up it's mojo in the morning how you doing good how are you today we're doing all right does the doggy dad deserve a gift

00:10:31 - 00:10:48 | Speaker 3:

no he does not okay so like kev said earlier i'm technically quote-unquote a doggy dad i'm a canine officer but me and my wife were not able to have kids we had uh suffered three miscarriages Oh, my goodness.

00:10:48 - 00:10:49 | Speaker 1:

I'm so sorry.

00:10:50 - 00:10:55 | Speaker 3:

That's all right. Thank you. But I'm a first time, long time.

00:10:55 - 00:11:09 | Speaker 2:

Hey! Hold on, hold on. I got to hold on. Yeah, daddy, daddy. All right. But you don't want anything for Father's Day, even though you are a doggy dad?

00:11:10 - 00:11:17 | Speaker 3:

I'm not going to say I don't expect anything. If someone do, I'm grateful for it. But if not, you know.

00:11:17 - 00:11:27 | Speaker 2:

Then you're not. So this is interesting. Is Father's Day tough for you guys because you guys don't have kids? Very much so. I bet it is. Is Mother's Day worse?

00:11:28 - 00:11:47 | Speaker 3:

Even worse. So I've always wanted kids because I'm the second, so I wanted to have the third and continue the family name because I am the last of my family line. Wow. So I wanted to continue the name, and I never thought I would meet anyone who wanted kids more than I did.

00:11:47 - 00:11:54 | Speaker 2:

it until i met my wife have you guys tried ivf or any of any doctors uh like dr shama because if

00:11:54 - 00:12:20 | Speaker 3:

not we can put you in touch we definitely uh we looked into you know ivf and uh dr shama um and we tried to get a surrogate but it wasn't legal in michigan now now it is go it is now it is yeah yeah it's legal now but you know when we were younger and really trying you You know, it was definitely not legal.

00:12:20 - 00:12:43 | Speaker 2:

Listen, if there's anything we can ever do for you, let us know. And I know Dr. Shama always loves to take care of those that serve. And you being a canine officer, that would be something I know he would love to help you out with. That would be awesome. Hold on, Chan. I'm going to make sure Lydia gives you all the info. Rob, what's up? Does Bitch Brad, let's go back to Bitch Brad, does he deserve a Father's Day gift?

00:12:43 - 00:13:10 | Speaker 5:

no i didn't even get one and i have three children i got a text message i got a facebook message and then i had to pay for my 25 year old and his girlfriend to go to dinner with us and i didn't even get a gift if you got a gift what would you have wanted uh just for my kids to come over talk to me you know oh man my heart the facebook message is

00:13:10 - 00:13:15 | Speaker 2:

crazy like you couldn't even take and he had to pay for him that's amazing somebody helped and the

00:13:15 - 00:13:20 | Speaker 5:

one that i paid for didn't even wish me happy father's day son of a bitch i'm telling you rob

00:13:20 - 00:13:25 | Speaker 2:

it could be worse right oh jeez i don't think it can what's up devin hi how you doing

00:13:25 - 00:13:48 | Speaker 4:

good how about you i'm okay devin what's going on i uh get a father's day every single gift or i I got a Father's Day gift and card every single year since we've had our chihuahuas for the past five years. My wife even puts a little paw print and paints on their paw and stamps it with their paw.

00:13:49 - 00:13:51 | Speaker 1:

That's a good woman you have there.

00:13:51 - 00:13:53 | Speaker 2:

Kevin's shaking his head. Why are you shaking your head?

00:13:54 - 00:13:56 | Speaker 1:

I can't say what I want to say. No, you can't.

00:13:56 - 00:13:59 | Speaker 2:

Come on. Devin, it is okay. Can Kevin say what he wants to say?

00:13:59 - 00:14:01 | Speaker 1:

I'm happy for y'all, bro.

00:14:01 - 00:14:05 | Speaker 2:

Come on. Devin, these are your... Do y'all have sex with other men from time to time?

00:14:05 - 00:14:06 | Speaker 1:

No.

00:14:07 - 00:14:14 | Speaker 2:

Why are you asking that? He say no. Devin, you are a dog dad and proud of it. What are your angels' names?

00:14:16 - 00:14:19 | Speaker 4:

Lucas and Mocha.

00:14:20 - 00:14:23 | Speaker 2:

Mocha. Which one do you love more? Do you have a favorite?

00:14:23 - 00:14:30 | Speaker 4:

Guarantee you, Mocha. Probably Luke because Mocha, she's still a puppy and oh my God, she like carries everything

00:14:30 - 00:14:55 | Speaker 2:

Devin is a dog dad and proud of it, and Kevin is over there shaking his head, Devin. I want you to know, Kevin is a mean man, and that's why I'm happy Josiah doesn't make a dog, a dad. I don't want to do it, right? I don't want to do it, right? Yeah, yeah, he doesn't deserve it, right, Devin? You tell Kevin, shut up, you meanie.

00:14:57 - 00:14:58 | Speaker 4:

I don't know about all that.

00:14:58 - 00:14:59 | Speaker 2:

Do it like you talk to Luke.

00:15:00 - 00:15:21 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, yeah, go ahead. Talk to Kevin like you're talking to Luke and Mocha. Go! Come on, Devin. Shut up, you meanie. Devin, happy Father's Day to you, Devin.

00:15:23 - 00:15:24 | Speaker 2:

Thank you, you guys too.

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