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Blame it on the Baby Brain
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Blame it on the Baby Brain

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December 5, 2022 | 00:09:47 | Leisure

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00:00:00 - 00:00:32 | Speaker 5:

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00:00:33 - 00:01:23 | Speaker 6:

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00:01:23 - 00:01:47 | Speaker 1:

A home World Cup only happens once in a lifetime, and we are not missing a second. I'm Castle 1021. On the 1021 podcast, me and the crew break down every match like it's personal. The drama, the upsets, the debates you'll be having all day. Soccer, culture, and chaos in one place. pick a side we already did listen to the 10 21 podcast on the iheart radio app apple podcast or

00:01:47 - 00:02:18 | Speaker 2:

wherever you get your podcasts mojo on the morning show so write this down as the date that mike gets in trouble with his pregnant wife allie for bringing up something on the radio for those that don't know last week a week ago at this time mike and allie surprised all of us by telling us that Mike and Allie are having their third. They're having their third baby. And what is it that you're going to bring up on the air right now that might actually get Allie a little upset?

00:02:19 - 00:03:35 | Speaker 4:

So I tread lightly when it comes to bringing up baby brain. I've learned a little bit, but I'm convinced that this one might be a little bit of the baby brain. And if baby brain is not a real thing, then tell me I'm wrong. But my wife called me this weekend and just freaking out and panicked. And I was like, what's going on? What's going on? She's like, my car won't start. My car won't start. And I'm like, okay, we'll come get you. She's sitting in the parking lot at a grocery store. She's like, I don't know what it is. I can't turn the key. I can't figure it out. I have no idea what's going on. I'm like, all right. So we packed the kids in my car and we drove over to the parking lot. And I show up and she's sitting there. She's pacing back and forth around her car and I feel so bad. And so I walk up, and I grab her keys, and I'm like, I don't know. I'll mess with it. I'll see if I can fix it. You guys, I literally sat in the car and turned the key, and it started. It started. There was nothing wrong, and she's convinced. She is convinced that this car is broken. We have to take it in now. She's going to get stranded somewhere. I have to take it to a shop. She wants to spend all this money to get the car looked at. And I just want to – I haven't said this to her. I just want to say, hey, maybe you're just a little cloudy. Maybe you're just a little cloudy in the brain right now. Oh, my God. Oh, Mike.

00:03:35 - 00:03:39 | Speaker 1:

Well, I don't – you can't say it that way.

00:03:39 - 00:03:47 | Speaker 3:

Well, okay, sure. You can't say anything right now. Why? Just let her have baby brain. Okay, but she wants to – Don't point it out to her.

00:03:47 - 00:03:49 | Speaker 4:

No, but she wants to take the car in, Spike.

00:03:49 - 00:03:59 | Speaker 3:

So be a hero teller. I'll take the car in for you, and then just bring it back, go to the mall for a few hours, come back, and be like, I'll take care of her. Don't take care of her. She just wants to know it's taken care of.

00:03:59 - 00:04:06 | Speaker 2:

Or take the car to the dealership and just say, hey, can you just check this out? What are you not wanting to take your car to get?

00:04:07 - 00:04:08 | Speaker 4:

Right. There's nothing wrong with the car.

00:04:09 - 00:04:17 | Speaker 3:

Yes. But the worst option is to tell her you're just a little foggy-brained and have it happen

00:04:17 - 00:04:23 | Speaker 2:

again and then find out that there really was something wrong with the car and you just got lucky when it started up.

00:04:24 - 00:04:27 | Speaker 4:

I'll never hear the end of it if there's really something wrong with this car. Because I just keep...

00:04:27 - 00:04:30 | Speaker 1:

Better safe than sorry. Better alive than dead

00:04:30 - 00:04:40 | Speaker 4:

As a husband All she did was All I did was turn the key Well you know what I had to do I had to move the steering wheel a little You know how I get stuck sometimes That was it

00:04:40 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 2:

Mike can I be honest with you You should have This was a moment that you screwed up You should have opened up the hood of the car Which I know Mike you know nothing about cars Open up the hood of the car Touched a couple of wires in there Alright honey I got it all fixed for you and make her believe that you actually figured it out.

00:05:00 - 00:05:03 | Speaker 3:

itself remember and you took credit for that yeah the microwave it was the lights in the

00:05:03 - 00:05:27 | Speaker 2:

microwave that's right yeah that was that was your moment you screwed it up let me ask i want to ask our listeners who have been pregnant what's the worst thing that your spouse said to you when you were pregnant that made you just completely start sobbing because it doesn't even have to be something big it can be something small because everything's big when you're pregnant now well not you but everything is every situation is big it's it's magnified when you're pregnant that's

00:05:27 - 00:05:37 | Speaker 1:

I didn't say it to her. Like, I haven't said anything like, hey, it's, but she's pushing to take this car in. And I just want to be like, maybe we just didn't turn the key the right way. Or, you know what I mean? Maybe.

00:05:37 - 00:05:47 | Speaker 3:

But you also have to remember, she's probably terrified. She's got precious cargo in two little kids and, you know, one in her belly. Yes. So just set her mind at ease. Go with it.

00:05:47 - 00:06:05 | Speaker 2:

I'm looking at this. It says here, 734, Mike is going to have a smashed brain if he says that to Allie. And then a couple of other ones here That says baby brain Mike's got dummy daddy brain For what he did What's going on how you doing Edward

00:06:05 - 00:06:15 | Speaker 4:

How you doing Mike How you doing Mojo When you got in the car Was the wheel locked

00:06:15 - 00:06:30 | Speaker 1:

A little bit But it was I think That thing where you like turn it a little bit And then it starts like the key turns So I think that what she did is She didn't touch the wheel or the brain Or the brakes But she told me she did all those things She's like, I did that, I did that, it just wouldn't turn

00:06:30 - 00:06:43 | Speaker 4:

Because Like if she got pressure Like if she got pressure on the steering wheel And it's locked in one way That key will not turn She has to literally turn it back The other way a little bit

00:06:43 - 00:07:01 | Speaker 2:

So she was right When she was doing it, she probably didn't wiggle the steering wheel A little bit Yep I've had that happen before It becomes – what kind of – it was your – It's my wife's. She's got an Acadia. An Acadia, okay. What's up, Gordon?

00:07:02 - 00:07:29 | Speaker 5:

Hey, Mojo. So what's going on is the lock and the steering wheel, it's all in one mechanism with the ignition as well. So when the steering wheel locks in a certain place, it won't let you turn the key. So the reason that Mike was able to get it started is because he tugged on that steering wheel a little bit. That's all you got to tell him. man, she should be able to see that. Just tug on that steering wheel a little bit and it'll bring everything in.

00:07:29 - 00:07:35 | Speaker 2:

Gordon, you're a mechanic. You're a mechanic. How big of a dummy is Mike for doing this?

00:07:36 - 00:07:42 | Speaker 5:

It's not too often. She's pregnant, so she was freaking out, which is understandable.

00:07:42 - 00:07:49 | Speaker 2:

But let's do that. By the way, Mike, Gordon, the mechanic is a little bit more sensitive to the situation than you are. Mike, the radio guy.

00:07:49 - 00:07:54 | Speaker 5:

I mean, luckily, there's an intervention here. We were able to get to Mike before he said anything.

00:07:54 - 00:08:00 | Speaker 2:

Gordon, can we do this? Can we have it that Mike say that he took the car into you, Gordon, the mechanic? Yeah, absolutely.

00:08:00 - 00:08:04 | Speaker 5:

That was a smart idea. Hey, there we go. I haven't seen Gordon.

00:08:04 - 00:08:08 | Speaker 2:

Gordon, and you'll back it up for Mike, right? Absolutely.

00:08:08 - 00:08:13 | Speaker 1:

But I fully understand baby. Like, I understand baby brain. I get that she has.

00:08:13 - 00:08:13 | Speaker 3:

Pregnancy brain.

00:08:13 - 00:08:19 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, but she, it's like she doesn't want, this time, it's like she doesn't want to acknowledge it.

00:08:19 - 00:08:23 | Speaker 2:

Caitlin, what was the stupid thing that he said to you when you were pregnant?

00:08:24 - 00:08:43 | Speaker 7:

I was craving cheesecake at like 11 o'clock at night. And I asked him if we could go to the store to get some cheesecake. And he was like, it's too late. We can't go. And so then I literally busted down crying and was so mad at him. He's like, we can go tomorrow. And I was like, no, I want it now.

00:08:43 - 00:08:50 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, you don't understand. When you are craving something when you're pregnant, your body just will not let you not have it. You have to have it.

00:08:50 - 00:09:17 | Speaker 2:

I remember when Chelsea was pregnant with my son, Joe, all she wanted were Hostess cupcakes. Do you know what Hostess cupcakes are? They come in a box, and there's like, I don't even know how many are in there. And I remember her asking me if I ate all the Hostess cupcakes because they were gone. And I said, no. I said, I didn't even touch any of those. That caused her to start crying Because then she realized she ate all the hostess So I'm like no no no I had four of them

00:09:17 - 00:09:19 | Speaker 5:

I think I might be pregnant

00:09:19 - 00:09:23 | Speaker 2:

What's going on Kathy

00:09:23 - 00:10:00 | Speaker 6:

Good morning guys Good morning Oh my gosh I was super super emotional It's like midnight And I was craving ice cream So My husband didn't want to go get it and so he had to go and get it and um when he came back i was so sad wouldn't eat the ice cream i was um it was horrible he's like here money stop crying use your ice cream i couldn't stop crying because i in my mind i thought you should be happy

00:10:00 - 00:10:07 | Speaker 5:

Happy to go get me ice cream I'm nine months pregnant I want my ice cream But that ice cream ended up sitting there and melting

00:10:07 - 00:10:11 | Speaker 3:

Your body is throwing crazy Hormone overload going through your system

00:10:11 - 00:10:35 | Speaker 7:

But I doubt that everybody doubt that Are you still pregnant right now And that was a pregnancy brain thing That caused you to say that By the way, does Allie ever Randomly throw out a swear word or two Now that she's pregnant Yes, if I don't go get her pizza rolls immediately She loves pizza rolls This is a bad one here This is when you know that emotions take the best of you Caitlin, what's up?

00:10:38 - 00:11:00 | Speaker 4:

So I was super pregnant with my last son And I made my fiance drive me all the way to Chick-fil-A Not realizing that it was a Sunday Because I was craving it so bad Oh no And we'd get all the way there to Allen Park And I just busted out crying And I could not stop crying for like an hour Because all I wanted was Chick-fil-A It's so bad

00:11:00 - 00:11:09 | Speaker 7:

That by the way I get that same thing happening to me With Chick-fil-A on Sundays Steph what did you want to say Mike should do?

00:11:10 - 00:11:17 | Speaker 5:

Mike Switch cars with her for You know a week or two Make sure nothing's wrong with it That's a great idea

00:11:17 - 00:11:24 | Speaker 7:

If that car breaks down And she's in the middle of nowhere Mike's going to feel like a butthole right?

00:11:25 - 00:11:33 | Speaker 5:

Right So if it does you know does the same thing to you, then okay, take it. No better safe than sorry. Good call, Steph.

00:11:33 - 00:11:34 | Speaker 7:

Thank you for the call.

00:11:35 - 00:11:36 | Speaker 5:

You're welcome.

00:11:36 - 00:12:32 | Speaker 2:

This episode sponsored by She's Birdie. Every woman knows that feeling and She's Birdie knows it too. The just-in-case feeling. Just in case I hear something. Just in case someone tries the door. Just in case I need to wake up fast. It's not fear. It's awareness. And Birdie Box from She's Birdie was made for exactly that. Birdie Box is a portable travel door alarm designed by She's Birdie for hotels, dorms, Airbnbs, and anywhere you're staying away from home. It installs in seconds on the doorframe, and if the door is opened, it activates a loud siren and flashing strobe to help draw attention instantly. She's Birdie, because peace of mind should check in with you birdie box by she's birdie visit she's birdie.com that's s-h-e-s-b-i-r-d-i-e.com and order your birdie box before your next day away from home a home world cup only happens once

00:12:32 - 00:12:56 | Speaker 3:

in a lifetime and we are not missing a second i'm castle 1021 on the 1021 podcast me and the crew break down every match like it's personal the drama the upsets the debates you'll be having all day. Soccer, culture, and chaos in one place. Pick a side we already did. Listen to the 1021 podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Mange

00:12:56 - 00:13:14 | Speaker 6:

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