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any disease. I'm going to tell a story about my buddy, Paul. So Paul Clem, uh, was complaining about how he went to go get his, uh, car oil changed and serviced or whatever. And the place that he took it to did the service on it. And then he got back in the car afterwards. And after he got back in the car he said the car had like a smell to it and it wasn't like an oil smell or like a like a smell from them doing any kind of service he said the car smelled like smoke and bo oh god and he was telling me he's like i just i'm i'm pissed he goes i get in a car and The car smells like smoking B.O. And I don't even know how long the car was actually getting serviced. But he said that it was obviously from whoever the person was that was servicing the car that they, you know, had a smell to them. Has that ever happened to you? Have you ever had that happen to you where you either get your car valeted or you bring it in to go get fixed or somebody's driving it, you lend it to somebody and it comes back and it's got their smell all over it? People would be stinking, like for real. Paul. Hello? Paul.

Hello?

Paul. Can you hear me?

What the hell? He hung up.

Why would he hang up on me?

That made me mad too. I done been around people, dog, who, like, they just stink, and it mess up your whole mood. But how is it that you could smell? That it could linger. That B.O. could linger that long. I can't imagine. He got, like, the cloth seat.

I don't know. I can't imagine that the car, uh, let me ask him.

Sometimes B.O. isn't just under the armpits, though. That's what's so weird. It's like a whole body thing, and I wonder if he sat in the driver's seat. Paul Clem's voice. Oh, jeez, Paul Clem's voicemail. You know what I mean? And then it just saturated the seat, and that's why it's...

It's like they smell dead, like they're decaying. But how is it, though, if the guy wasn't smoking, does somebody smell so bad where they smell that bad that it actually lingers from him underneath the car?

That's crazy.

Doing the cleaning?

That's crazy.

Some people just stink, dog. Really? I don't know if they even realize it. But their smell exudes out of them while they're fixing them.

It's like their intestines did or something.

Like...

How is it that some people can smoke and never smell like smokers?

I told you I dated a guy who was like that. He did not smell like he smoked.

And then other people smell like the goddamn ashtray. You know what I mean? How is that?

Yeah, I don't know. Remember smoker Jackie, God rest her soul, when she gave, she would give us gifts. I wish you could have met her, Kev. She would give us gifts and she would bring them in in gift bags. And it was, like, I remember when Lucy was born, she, and she's so sweet, gave me a bunch of baby clothes. I left that bag in our office for probably a couple days. And at the end of the week, it still smelled like smoke from being in her car, her house. I hate kids who smell like smoke.

Really? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, because they go to school all the time. Yeah, dog, it just be weird. What did you say? Grandma smokes. Sometimes when he comes from her house, his clothes be smelling like smoke. Oh, I'd be hating it, dog.

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is our telephone number. Hold on a second. Paul says he's naked right now. We don't know that. I'm talking to you on the phone. Hold on. Let me see if he picks up my cell phone. He goes, I can't talk. I'm naked right now. You're on the phone. It's weird. He's touching himself. No. This is the thing that's funny. He randomly will call me at like 2 in the morning knowing that I wake up at 3 in the morning. And I call him at 9 in the morning. Stop calling him. He watching porn on his phone. You interrupted me. This is what I'm making right now.

This is suspicious. What's going on?

I'm not going to answer now. I don't know.

He just said hello. I know.

He's like, hello. What's up? Hey, Layla, what's up?

Okay, so I've been Uber driving for a minute, and people do not shower. People that work in the fast food industry do not wash their clothes.

Oh, wait. Do they smell like the actual fast food?

Please. After three shifts, wash your uniform, man. and it is so disgusting. Can I tell you? It's like fish.

Oh, gosh. The Juan John Silver's guy.

Do you know the smell I'm talking about that I think is worse than B.O. It's not that sweaty armpit smell, but it's the smell when you know that somebody hasn't showered or washed their clothes in a long time. It's a very specific smell. It's like they're wearing it over and over again. To me, that's worse than smoky smell or B.O.

I can only imagine as an Uber driver how bad that is to have people come in your car and smell. Josie, what's up? Josie wasn't landing in Lana. What is it? Wait a minute. No, what is it? Josie took... How's this start called?

Josie's on a vacation far away. Josie's on a vacation far away. so many things that i want to say you know i like my girls a little bit older i just want to

use my love tonight ready josie you got to do it ready here we go don't anybody want to lose your

love tonight yes what's up josie so uh i went to the eye doctor one time and the patient before me stunk up the room so bad that i stood outside the room and told the assistant that she needed to spray the room down before i could go in there otherwise i was going to throw up

It was, okay, quick question for you on going into the room and smelling it like that. They, like medical, because I think a doctor's office is all smelled kind of medically. That stuff didn't help override that smell?

It smelled so bad. I can't even describe it. It was bad.

It was that bad. Wow. That's unreal. That is unreal. What kind of doctor were you going to see? an eye doctor and oh that's right you said an eye doctor i was gonna say what yeah an eye doctor man oh man that poor eye doctor i wonder if the eye doctor did the little poof test on the eye or said nah you're good we're not even gonna deal with it well that's what i was thinking i don't

know how they could have stood this whole time yeah they got it and you got to get close to

them too with that machine um what's happening ryan hi hey how's it going good what's going on

uh it's first time i've called listening for like 15 years

what's his name ryan ryan's on the phone

so uh i was a resident advisor at ferris state and we'd have to do rounds walk through all the hallways um to like make sure people are following the rules there was a room that smelled so bad like five doors in either direction it just reeked in the halls and people would run through the hallways holding their breath.

Was it somebody?

room that or the room just had a smell to it like because did somebody smell like the person

it was the person and they smelled so bad in their room that the hallway reeked and the ra for that floor ended up having to talk to them about how to wash themselves did the next semester they leave

it empty so they could air it out or did they put somebody right back in it i they kept living in it

but i don't know how long you'd have to air that room out wow we had the same thing in our hallway

freshman year i think it's sad i think paul's situation though where it's your car and you're just bringing it in to go get service like that's the worst well because and it's such a small

enclosed space that you're in a lot throughout the day you gotta drive home yeah uh pam what's

happening oh everybody that smokes like marijuana now and people that don't i had a friend come walking in to my house and oh my god it was it was like i got a contact tie from them just walking in my house yeah it's like then my whole house smells like it and they were talking about how they went to a job interview and they don't understand why they're not getting the job and it's like because you smell but i didn't how do you tell them you know and they're like well you can't smell it you can't smell and it's like you're walking you know teaching chong mobile

you can't tell somebody that they smell and that's as much as you want to how do you do that

wait a second did you uh call the person five six seven who says that they have a co-worker that smells like coochie yeah they won't answer they won't answer this is this might be the greatest of all the calls please answer they have a uh they said uh that they have a co-worker that smells like coochie. What a cooter.

When you think a co-worker left her whole coochie in the bathroom stall because they smell so bad. Oh, my gosh.

This thing probably has an infection or something.

What's going on, Ruba?

Hi. Hey, what's up?

Nothing much. What's going on?

I truck drive in the mornings, and I go to a grocery store on the west side, and one of their receivers, I love him. He's such a sweetheart, but, man, he makes the back room smell like B-O-H every single time. I have to hold my breath going through the back just to get past the smell.

And the sad part is I think that that's doable to clean up, right? That is just washing your clothes, washing your armpits, putting on deodorant. And I just don't understand. Are you just not putting that on or not going with all the above?

He is a bigger guy. I'm not going to whatever, but it's still take a shower. See, here's the thing.

I'm not trying to hear that. As a bigger man, I have always smelled good because I knew that bigger people get called out for being the smelly person. And I also know that there's parts of my body that I guarantee you are probably hiding amongst some of the bigger stuff. And I make sure that I extra clean or spend extra time kind of taking care of it. Got to get the creases. Absolutely. Lift them titties up and scrub. honestly i'm not gonna i don't have to do that i'm not gonna lie to you if you walk into a room and there's and it smells they don't look at the skinny person they look at the bigger person that's crazy yeah i feel like all the big people all know they smell fresh yeah um a friend of mine said that they got their cars uh their car serviced at a place to go you know like one of these car places they actually said the name of it and they said it smelled so bad when they got in their car just like mojo's friend that they called back and they had to give them service for a year on their car as a payback because it could not get the smell out uh miss fit victor what's

up hey good morning guys you know you know the worst thing real quick the worst thing about smokers is and we would see this at the restaurant they would take a hit of their cigarette throw it out and then walk into the like the vestibule and then blow out the smoke right it's like it's a non-smoking facility blow it out there yeah and they think well i inhaled it out there i threw out the cigarette and i can blow all the smoke in the vestibule here and it's not a big deal so yeah but um i work i work with a guy here who probably showers like once a month but the worst and it's

not the guy that does the donald duck yeah we call this guy pig pen we got so you have donald

duck and pigment working it but anyway uh this guy the worst is when you stink so bad and then you spray like 300 hour cologne over yeah yeah it's like a classy it's like a classy ass smell

yeah it's terrible that's that you can't cover it up with just more stuff on top of that stuff

you know horrible you know this is the time of year where you got to use the gold bond so you don't get bat wings and stuff. like that yeah bat wings bat wings is where you know your boys down there and they get stuck to

each side of your legs so it looks like it's a bat you know what chelsea did yesterday when she she was filling in for you, every time he would say something, she started pinching him. So she sat right next to him.

I'm too far away.

We may have to actually... I may have to find something to throw. Yeah. Oh, no. Well, taser. How about a taser, like a dog-collar taser? Tamar. What's up, Tamar?

Hey, how you doing, first-time caller? Hey, Tamar on the phone!

What's going on?

We're talking about smells. I'm headed to Pilates. I'm listening to you guys. So I'm a prison nurse, and we have to go through, like, a glass bubble to get through. And our vending guy, who's, like, a regular, I was stuck in there with him. And when they're going through our shoes, we were, like, felt this, like, odor just penetrated the entire bubble we were stuck in. And all of a sudden we're, like, is it his feet? and then when he stood up, he had split down the back of his jeans and it was no underwear on. Oh, my God. Oh, no. Freaky guy.

Oh, my God. You can smell it all. Freaky guy. You're a prison nurse? The prisoners smell better than you than you know that you should not be going there fixing and cleaning the vending machines. Yeah.

Yes, and they had to escort him out and tell him to wear underwear.

Oh, my God. It closed down the prison. You know what time he was on? You going to prison with no drawers on him? No, he's working in there. That's crazy. With the split already ready to go? Jesus Christ.

I got to find someone in this row. No more.

Drew, are you there, Drew? Hey, Mojo.

How's it going, man?

Good. Drew, Drew, I love the analogy of what you said this person smelled like. Go ahead. Tell the story.

So I do IT. And if anyone's listening who does IT or know people who do IT, you kind of know that it's kind of a 50-50 shot of what you're getting with, like, the personnel. And so I work with this dude who – just picture this real quick. So you know how when you wash your clothes and you leave it in the wash for, like, a couple days and you forget about it? Yeah. And then you still dry it, and then you're like, oh, yeah, it's probably fine. So picture that and then with, like, a petting zoo. he was i'm telling you when you smell it for like a year straight you know you kind of pinpoint it down to what you know it is right he would he would come in the office and uh me and another buddy of mine like he would sit near the front of the office and we didn't have a big office so it was it was just all day every day eight nine hours a day he was sitting there and we We eventually had to have a talk with him. We had to get HR involved and have a talk with him because he just wasn't, you know, cleaning himself.

And taking his stuff out of the dryer or the washer and putting it in the dryer. Last call, Jody. Jody, are you there?

Jody.

I am here. First time, long time. Hey, Jody on the phone.

How are you doing?

I am great. Happy Friday. Happy Friday.

What's going on?

well i um just wanted to share my story actually i had a couple of them but the best one was my boyfriend worked for a furniture rental company and there was one female there she was nice she didn't seem dirty but every time she would use a chair she would get up and the cushion stunk So because of that, she got the nickname, obviously, behind her back was RC, which stood for Rotten Crotch.

Oh, God.

RC. So gross. And it was very obvious. Rotten Crotch.

Oh, my God.

That's nasty. That is awful.

I came here like that. It was funny, man. Coming from you. I'm just saying. I don't got my penis on stage.

No, no, no. I know. That's not what I mean. But the funniest, though, is that she has no clue probably that it's R.C. Rotten Crotch. They just call her, hey, R.C. She's like, oh, what's going on? They must like me.

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