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Booty Called The Boss
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Booty Called The Boss

from Mojo In The Morning

August 12, 2025 | 00:09:03 | Leisure

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Bianca here is in studio with us.

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What up?

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Bianca, who is our director of social impact, Booty called the boss.

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Yes, I did. So over the weekend, I was at Raft Off, as everybody knows. Human soup. Yeah, it was the pea soup.

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And for those who don't know what Raft Off is, Raft Off is where everybody goes to Lake St. Clair, and they all celebrate the end of summer by all partying and drinking.

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And use the bathroom in the same spot.

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How hot was the water, by the way? They said that the water was really warm.

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Honestly, I don't even remember. I could not tell you.

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You were that drunk.

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I made sure I wasn't sober when I got in the water.

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Okay.

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But anyway, we were having a little bit too many tequila shots. And next thing I know, my phone is dialing up Tony Travato. And I'm like, what is going on?

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And Tony is our program director. Why were you calling Tony?

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Tony is my boss.

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Yeah.

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Because I was hanging out with a guy named Tony on our boat. And I was trying to find him. So I was like, hey, Siri, call Tony. Tony DeVado's phone starts ringing up and I don't know why it's his contact out of all the Tonys in my phone but that's the one it goes to and I saw his phone ringing and I was like oh my god it rang the whole way through he just didn't pick up because he was like up north or whatever and then he texted me back a couple hours later hey sorry I missed your call what's up and I was like did not mean to call you don't worry

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so how many Tonys do you have in a phone you have a lot of Tonys in your phone

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I probably have like four Tonys Tony's a common name.

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You can tell you're an East Sider if you got that many Tonys in your phone.

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Okay, well, there's Anthony. That includes Tony.

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There's a lot of Tonys that you went to. Where'd you go to high school?

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Lance Cruz North.

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Yeah, there you go. That's a popular name over on that side of town.

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But I wasn't going to tell him because I didn't want to get fired. But then yesterday I was like, you know. You weren't going to get fired for that. It was a mistake.

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Could you get fired for booty calling the boss?

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That's not who she was intending to call. I understand. You wanted to leave a voicemail. I don't know if I left a voicemail or not.

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Has anybody ever had this happen? Has anybody actually called or accidentally called the boss while they were in the midst of something that you, you know, like sex or anything like that? Like, has anybody ever had that? Like, butt dialed the boss and on the button in the boss, here's your entire thing?

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I don't know, but honestly, thank God Tony's chill, though, because I was like...

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Tony, which Tony? The Tony that you were trying to call or this Tony boss?

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Tony Travato's chill, not the other one.

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Wait, so who's this guy Tony that you were trying to find?

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She was just a mutual friend. I met him on the boat that day.

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So you met him that day, and you got his number that day?

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Yeah, of course. We were on the boat together.

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I think this is weird. How many numbers did she get?

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I'm just that girl. But here's the thing. Let me tell you something. I had no service the whole time on the boat, but I had service to call Tony. I don't know how that happened. I had no service the whole time except when I was calling Tony.

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You know what? It's called an iHeart thing. iHeart Radio knows how to make sure that you're always connected to them at all times. Please welcome the one and only Tony in my life, Tony Travato, our boss. What's up?

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I love you so happy. Hello, Mr. Program. He loves the uncomfortableness. Is that a word? Tony. Hey, Bianca.

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I had a missed call from you. I was wondering what was going on. I know. It's truth coming out, Tony.

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Tony, when's the last time that you got a booty call? Does Brooke booty call you? I don't think I've ever had one. No? What?

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No. First time in a long time. Yay. Come on.

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Tony, what would you have done if the phone rang and you picked it up and you could hear Bianca with all her girlfriends flirting and hitting on all these guys at Raft Off? Would you hang up the phone or would you listen to the entire thing?

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I don't know. Actually, as you guys were talking about that, I just looked to see a phone. But I didn't have one. It didn't go to voicemail. It did not go to voicemail. Oh, my gosh. Thank God. That would have been actually great.

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That would have been. I wonder what would you do if you. Okay, here's a hypothetical. And maybe this has happened to you. And if it has, I want to hear from you, too. Because I want to hear from the people that have accidentally called the boss. And the boss heard your most intimate stuff. What would you do if you butt dialed the boss while you were in the midst of baking cookies and you knew that it went through to their voicemail and they potentially could hear you in a little mattress romp going on? Would you call your boss or text your boss and say, please delete that immediately? Or would you let it all go and hope that they would just never say anything because it'd be too embarrassed to say something?

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Oh, you know, I would ignore, ignore, ignore. Would you?

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Yes. You wouldn't, so if you butt dial Tony.

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Because at the minute you, well, I guess either way, the minute you say, please don't listen to it. If I said that to you, please don't listen to the voicemail I just left you. What's the first thing you're going to do? You're going to listen to it.

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Well, my hope though is I think Tony is a, is a good Christian man. And I think Tony would probably listen to it. Tony, what would you do? Would you, would you listen to it or what would you do, Tony?

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At first I would read the transcript.

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good answer i don't know what if the transcripts were like oh right there it's not good i don't know i think i would have away i think i would honestly call and say please delete that you know i mean like if it's reverse for me if i get sent to colleen or whatever yeah like if it's sent to tony i'd keep it because it would give me a little cachet with tony you'd think that i'm still getting laid but i think for for like somebody like colleen i would say colleen please delete that. This is a bad moment. I don't know why I don't know why I had my

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phone with me. I'm not going to lie. When I saw that I was ringing it, I was like, I hope I'm just so drunk right now. I hope this is fake and this is not actually happening

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in real life. You need to re-put Tony's name in your phone. As boss. I actually do have

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four Tonys in my phone, so he just got unlucky. Change that right now while we're talking

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about it. All right, Tony, don't be embarrassed, okay? Chill, boss. We'll see you, buddy. Call any time, guys. Just so Tony knows, now I'm going to actually call tonight, and I'm going to have, like, porn playing in the background just to see what Tony thinks of this. Kaylee, what's going on? Kaylee, it's Mojo in the morning.

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Hey, first time long time. Hey, Mojo in the morning.

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I miss Kev for these ones, though. This is so sad. You'll have to call back next time and say Kev was on vacation, so you can get that. What's going on, Kaylee?

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I'll for sure have to. All right. So the other day, my mom told me that she got a text message from one of her, well, not a co-worker, her employee, and it was a bare boob picture. No.

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Really?

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Yep. Yeah, sent it to my mom and was like, please don't open that, please don't open that. I'm like, I would never come back into work that next morning.

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What kind of work does your mom do?

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Nursing home.

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Oh, no.

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Oh, my God.

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And one of the other nurses or workers there did this. That's funny. Oh, my God.

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Oh, yeah. Wow. Right on the weekend.

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That is hysterical. Hey, is this really the person's name, Lydia?

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No, remember? Malaysia Billy. So his parents left him home alone when he was 15 to go to Malaysia.

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Oh.

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So he called him Malaysia Billy.

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I'm like, who's Malaysia Billy? Malaysia Billy's on the phone. What's up, Billy?

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Maka Maka Wiki. Here I am.

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What's going on? How are you?

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Who would have daggum britches on while they're out there doing cookie baking?

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You know what, though?

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You'd have to have your phone in your back pocket.

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Billy, I have had where the phone has been laying in bed. Like, you never have had that happen to you before, where you have your phone in bed and next thing you know?

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No, I'm butt naked. I get everything away. No, I'm butt naked. Everything's gone, man.

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You keep the phone away so that you don't get any kind of radiation around your private parts, or what's the story?

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It don't matter, man. I'm butt naked. I'm all over the room, man.

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You guys have never had the phone in bed with you when you guys have had sex? No.

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No? No. Yeah.

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Baking cookies, man. Baking cookies, exactly. I'm not the only one.

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I mean, you don't mean to, but sometimes that happens, right?

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Yeah. I don't know. Sometimes it happens. Actually, I keep it in bed with me so I can listen to music. I can have the music playing behind me so I can make sure that I keep the mood going the entire time. Actually, no, I don't. Honestly, I keep it in bed. I'm going, holy crap, we're having sex? This is unbelievable. All right. Booty called the boss is what you got to label that podcast as Tony, though. If it was any other boss, I would have quit my job. There was no way I would face it. There is something kind of funny about booty calling Tony.

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Tony is just so innocent and sweet. Yes.

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