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so long with this buddy of mine that you're going to hear from in a second here that i can remember when he had a mullet oh it was a bad haircut you had some bad haircuts over the years didn't you

bradley uh you know i think we went and got haircuts together so we've been friends since

we've been friends since what grade second grade third grade first or second grade yeah we've been friends his brother is uh brian so they're twins brian and brad jaeger oh yeah you've talked about them forever best buddies so um i will never forget this brad had uh the bad fashion of having a tail one time, too. Do you remember when guys would do rat tails? Oh, yeah. And I'll never forget what happened to that tail. That tail went away when my dad came home from work one day, right?

Are we seriously going into this right now? I mean, you know, yeah, I had a tail, but Tom used to pay us to keep the bullies away from you. That's the whole reason we were all fun. That's right.

Brad did. Brad protected me. He was my protector right here.

Yeah, we had a lot of bad haircuts

We did Alright, let me tell you the reason Why I have Brad on the phone with us right now So, it's Mojo in the Morning Show My best buddy in the world, Brad, is on Brad, for a living, is He repairs appliances He repairs You know, everything from Brad, what? Washers and dryers Dishwashers, ice machines

All kitchen and laundry, you name it

Anything kitchen and laundry, this guy knows how to fix it whether they have computers in them or they don't have computers in them, whatever they got. And yesterday, he had an incident happen to him that was straight out of porn. Oh, really? Straight out of, seriously, what seems to be like one of the more popular porns. The handyman actually got hit on by the horny wife. What happened?

Can I call you Tom or do I have to call you Mojo?

You can call me whatever you want to. What did this lady call you?

so anyway so she she called and she had i had to do service on a washer so i walked in there and you know you can tell a lot about a person when you first walk in by their house and how they keep it and so house is immaculate everything's in place

I walk up, she leads me to the washer and dryer, and right in front of the washer on the floor is a pair of panties. And I'm like, okay, so she's explaining what's going on, and, you know, she's looking at him, I'm looking at him, it's really awkward. And, you know, so I just kind of, it kind of just played it off, ignored it, and just kind of started doing service.

Do you have to, by the way, do you have to, like, work over the panties or move them to the side so you can actually? Because I know in a lot of cases you have to get on your hands and knees, right, to actually, like, service and get down low sometimes on these things.

I'm getting there, big boy. Okay, go ahead. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Go ahead.

Got to ease it in. And so I just, I took my screwdriver and I slowly pushed him out of the way and she's kind of fingering there and, you know, it's, it was very uncomfortable and, you know, I don't know if, you know, this was like a hint or, you know, if the whole house is immaculate and there's, you know, a stray pair of panties laying in front of the washer, like, you know, they were just left there.

She's sending you a message or something, right?

I don't, you know what? I don't know. I mean, I'm, I have no idea. Like, you know, I'm a, I'm, I'm no spring chicken, but I like to consider myself so streetable. Okay. I don't know what was going on there, but like, you know, she just, the whole vibe, she's talking odd and. Like, what do you mean by talking odd?

What was she doing?

Just like making like small talk, you know, about different things. And it's like, you know, I mean, you've got to watch yourself in that situation. My reputation is riding on this. Who knows what this woman is? And you're a married man, right? Oh, that was my next question. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I told my wife what was going on. When I was done, I got in the truck and I told my wife. And she goes, well, what kind of panties were they? And I'm like, they were like red thongs with like a white stripe and like white lace. I don't know. I didn't get that good of a look at them. That was a good answer. Good answer, Brad.

So, wait. So, when she's talking to you, and this lady's talking to you, as she's leaving the one thing that's in disarray in her house, other than the broken washer, her panties sitting in her front, she's actually having conversation with you. Is she flirting with you?

So, yeah. Like, not, Tom, listen, at my age, my standards have dropped, so I think everybody's flirting with me. You know what I mean? I really, I think she was kind of, like, feeling me out. And, you know, like, who knows? I mean, there could be a camera somewhere, her husband, you know. Yeah, could be very big and beat you up.

Misconstrued what you're thinking. You're just trying to go there and fix their washer. So you said to me when you were telling me this story yesterday, you said that most people who go to, you know, homes to repair things, like plumbers, electricians, you know, you in your case of repairing, you know, appliances, that they have had awkward situations? Like you've had this happen to you before where, like, horny housewives are there doing stuff?

So I was on another call one day, and I was fixing this lady's dishwasher. And so she's an older gal, and she's probably late 60s, something like that, 70 i don't mean to offend anybody you know for that kind of yeah yeah no that's older and uh she's we were talking about all kinds of things and she her dog was like this thing like if it could it wanted a piece of me and she's like keeping this thing at bay and she's like yeah he's just uh you know he's really ramboyed i'm like yeah like some dogs you know they're just they're not obedient this and that and she looks me right dead in the eye and goes I'm very obedient I better get the hell out of it I'm curious Brad I don't know if I've ever seen a picture of you

are you a good looking guy? Yes would you like to see what Brad looks like? Yeah I'm just curious. Brad can I share a picture with our listeners of what my friend Brad looks like?

You can yes you have my concern. Is it possible

Can I do the shirtless photo of you from, uh, from, uh, yeah, that's a good one.

Yeah. Can you send me out there? That's a good one.

Can you send, can you send that to me? You, he, he put a picture of himself on a vacation recently. So this is Brad right here. So that's, that's my buddy Brad right there with his wife, Julie. Oh, I have seen a picture of you before. Yeah. He's a great looking guy. Yeah.

You are a good looking guy.

Yeah. Um, but, uh, but send me that. Send me.

that picture i want to i want to post that one for the listeners question about the panty lady

like yeah so the panties were there when you walked in so what if the the guy that came to like what if you were just like a fat ugly guy you know what i mean she really must have had high hopes that the guy that was going to walk in her door was hot or do you think she saw you

through the window i have no idea but i have to tell you like and they were pretty affluent people So I truly believe that they get, you know, they start reading these books and whatever, these romance. I mean, I think they try, they get bored and, like, I don't know.

It's just a fantasy. You think so?

Yeah, okay.

Hold on. Dave the Schwanz guy is on the phone with us right now. The Schwanz guy, Dave, have you ever been hit on, Dave?

I worked with them for six years. I had three solid offers from different homes. And all three times, I put my tail between my legs and went back out and left.

What was the boldest offer that you had, Dave?

I had one lady asking about a certain ice cream peach flavored and asked me how I like to eat a peach. That's a normal question. I had a lady that wanted to straight up treat. Trade the act for the product.

What product was it that she wanted?

Just her order.

Oh, so the entire order.

Yeah.

And you can't do this because if you do it, you know, you'll get yourself fired, right?

It's an automatic fire if you got caught. You know, a swan guy, every swan guy's got a story about seeing something it offers, but nothing was ever worth half. Oh, my goodness.

I never realized that swan guys get hit on. Lee is our hot plumber. Remember Hot Plumber Lee? Are you there?

Yes, sir. I'm here.

The Hot Guy Plumber here. You're on the phone with my buddy Brad, who's the hot appliance repairman. And you have been hit on before?

Oh, well, I mean, we went over that last time I was on the air. But, yeah, I mean, shoot. I got my sugar mama, which I met on the job about, this was eight years ago. She ended up putting $15,000 down on my truck for me.

Wow.

All because I let her make the move, and I was single at the time.

Brad, do you need –

I want to go to that house.

By the way, Brad sent me the picture. This is the picture. Hold on a second.

I see it. Oh, you sent it, Brad.

Yeah, I sent it to you guys so you guys can take a look at it. That's Brad. So Brad posted this on his social media, and it was just – it's a picture of him, and it looks like he's –

That's a thirst trap, man. That's a thirst trap picture right there, Brad. Yes, it is. If I've ever seen a thirst trap, that is one.

So I'm going to have to take hints from Brad on how to do advertisement for my future company that you guys have talked me into getting.

That's right. Brad, we told this guy right here that he's changing the name of his company to Hot Guy Plumber, and he's going to make money off of this whole deal. That's what you need to do, too.

That's right. That's right. We all need to just pull our pants up so they can't see our cracks anymore. That's right. You're throwing a baseball?

You're just throwing a baseball in that picture, Mike. Yeah. It's amazing, isn't it?

Yeah, I'm throwing a base mom at 13-year-old kids on the other side, you know.

But why is your kid not in the picture, too?

Well, I didn't take the picture. My wife did. He's an all-American boy. I took that picture.

Hold on. Hold on. Karen wants to tell us real quick. Karen, this is more than blatant. What happened, Karen?

It was the most awkward thing. The satellite guy was here to repair the dish. And as he's leaving, when the job was done, he opens up his wallet, claiming he's going to give me his card. He grabs the card, and I saw him grab the condom. I didn't know what it was until he flips his card and the condom out on my counter. Oh, my gosh. What did you do or say? I looked at him with, like, that dagger look in my eyes because I'm a very faithful gay girl. And I just, he's like, oh, but I'll tell you what, I called and I had it noted on my account that that happened. But I have not had the ability to watch HD Dish since he came in the summer when the trees grow, the dish needs realigned. I'm not having them come back. I've been wanting to tell you guys that story for a while.

all right karen thank you karen appreciate it uh brad we'll talk to you later you have a good day don't get hit on you you got a beautiful wife at home julie's gorgeous well thanks buddy if i

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