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Oh, my lordy, lordy, lordy. Ah, cha-cha-cha-cha-cha.

There he is. There it is. I was waiting for him. People were texting saying, when is Mojo going to do with the reinforcement of the stereotypes?

Guess what I have. Here's what I got here. I have a breathalyzer test.

Uh-oh.

All right? It's a backtrack keychain breathalyzer test.

How accurate is that?

Honestly, can I tell you something? I looked at the reviews of this, and everybody said that this thing is, like, legit.

Really?

I want you guys to do me a favor, Mike and Megan. Yes. Real quick, go find. The Blarney Stone guy. Okay, that guy right up here. Perfect. Blarney's, come on up here.

I called it. Oh, my God. Mike, come here. Has he been drinking a lot this morning? Oh, he's been drinking since 3 a.m. Oh, good. He's been sweating a lot. He's been rubbing his sweat on me.

Oh. All right. No swearing. That's fine. You're the guy I was talking about. Look at you. That belly is so rock hard. I love it. 70 pounds lost this year on it. That's unbelievable. Are you a Planet Fitness member? Because you should be. I'm telling you. Planet Fitness? I should be. Yes. But I'm not. We've got to get you a membership. I'm just a happy drunk. We've got to get you a membership. I picked good. Here's what I want to do. That's a great pick. I'm going to talk to you right now on the radio, And I want listeners to call 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Call us up and tell us what you think this man's blood alcohol level is by the quick conversation that I'm going to have with him. And then we're going to have him blow into this. And the person closest to, without going over, is going to win. And by the way, speaking of going over, I think he's gone over. Oh, he's going over. Can I describe him? Yeah, go ahead.

So Mike is a little taller than me. He's got an orange, green, white hat on, fedora. He's got a shirt off right now. The shirt's currently off, and it's painted, and it says, Mojo, kiss my... Hold on, I'll go under the... Wait, you've got to go. Under the belly. You're on. I'm doing an underbelly. Blarney Stone. Oh, my God.

He marked the date, 2023. Nice to know if he gets in an ambulance later in the hour. Ask him what year it is.

He's got a purse full of jelly shots. You should also put President Biden on there. If they ask you what the name of the president is, you'll know. Hey, real quick, can I throw this out there? The prize is, for the listeners, a $500 Lucido Fine Jewelry gift card that you can win. Can I play? $500, yes. Who, by the way, have been the sponsors for years and years of our Mojo in the Morning St. Patrick's Day potty of gold. They've got so much gold and diamonds and all kinds of good stuff over at Lucido Fine Jewelry.

They have a new bridal bar in Birmingham that is so, so cool if you're getting married.

It's the most unbelievable jewelry boutique I've ever seen in my life, Birmingham. You've got to go see it.

Mike, you have a bucket full of Jell-O shots. Did you bring those in the bar or did you buy those here? Bought them here. Oh, okay. So you're just passing them out to everybody, spreading good cheer.

You've got to be good cheer. I'm a leprechaun.

I don't know what he said, but...

Yeah, let's hear your Irish accent.

All right, give us a little something. Leprechaun. Can you give us an Irish accent? Come on. No. Sing your favorite song as a leprechaun. No. He might be more sober than I'm three. No leprechaun accent. Ha-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta. I'm a tad drunk. Yeah, tad drunk. Yeah.

La-la-la, leprechaun. Mike, real quick, what do you do for work when you're not drinking? What do you do for work when you're not drinking?

I am an admin for a prototype company. Are you really? Oh, wow. I'm a veteran of nine years Navy. Give me some. I love you.

God bless you, my friend. That's why I learned to drink. You are the reason why we're able to drink on this day. All right, ready?

I just met a colonel over there. I don't know if you're at the same table, but a colonel, and he's a veteran over there, and he's the first bulletproof soldier. Did you meet him? His name's Rick O'Shea.

No.

No one's doing the Dyrus Schultz.

How late were you up writing jokes?

By the way, Meg, I've got to be honest with you. I've asked you too much questions about his clothing. It's his jokes that drive you crazy, right? Am I right on that?

The dad jokes come on. They're getting there.

Alright, real quick. Here's what we've got to do. We're going to push the button, Mike. Here's the deal. What we're going to do. We're going to push this button. It's going to count down. And then once it counts down, you've got to put this on your lips and you've got to blow.

I'm used to blowing. I don't know if that's a section. I don't know. I think he meant like breathing underwater in a submarine. That's what he meant.

Honestly, if he meant the other, it could be funny. I didn't laugh.

Nope.

So we're going to push this. It's going to count down here. So watch this. It's counting down. See how it's doing that, Mike? And then put it up to his lips, and he's got to blow. This is aurally, not rectally. Wait. You've got to wait until it's all the way to that point, And you've got to keep on blowing until, Mike, until we say stop. All right, 3, 2, 1, go.

Blow, blow, blow, blow. There he goes. He's blowing. He's blowing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can see he's got some big lungs.

All right, all right, all right, all right, stop.

Keep going. You're good. All right, stop. All right. No way. So 0.08 is the legal limit in the state of Michigan. What are we at? What is he?

Is it still going? All right. Wow. No, here we go. Closest to, closest to without going. Actually, no, we don't worry about closest to without going over. Closest to. We're not even going to worry about that. Let's go to Rob on line number one. Rob, I'm going to pick three contestants. You, Amanda, and Spencer. Rob first. Rob, what do you think? Mike Blue.

0.15.

0.15. All right, let's conference in Amanda. Amanda, how much? 0.012. 0.012 She's going low And Spencer, what do you think it is? 0.18 Well One of you guys is very, very close Is it the low number Or is it the high number? I think it's the high I think it's the high

I think it's the high number

30 years, go low Go low Mike, you're not driving home, right? That's what Uber's for, baby. I love it. Good. All right. The winner is .15 Rob because it was .11. Wow. He blew a .11. Give it up for him. He blew a .11.

And what is the legal limit? 108. He's closer than I thought. He's a lot closer than I thought.

But he's over. and they say you don't peak until later.

Well, he started at 3 a.m. He's been here since 3 a.m. Wait, you've been here since 3 a.m.?

Yeah, he said that.

Got to get here early to get your booth. Wait, 3 a.m. in the parking lot. In the parking lot. Wow. You're that hardcore. 25 years straight. Same place, same place? Same place, same booth. Nice. Same booth.

Why don't you, instead of coming here at 3 a.m., why don't you call the Kennedys and say,

Five families get here, we get here, We know where you want to sit so nobody takes their spot.

What? Why don't we do this? I'm going to work something out where they actually put a commemorative plaque for you on that booth.

It's forever reserved everything like Aaron. She won't give us anything.

OK, well, congratulations to you, Rob. You got a five hundred. Give it up five hundred dollars. Yes, hard. That's amazing, buddy. Lucido Fine Jewelry. Go check out their new Birmingham location.

It's so well lubricated right now.

Thank you. Newly remodeled, looking gorgeous, yeah? What's that? Just getting started.

I've got a table full of chocolate pretzels, strawberries, candy, Lindor chocolate. Wait.

You need to come to the table.

Oh, I'm not supposed to take candy from strangers.

I will. What about shirtless ones? Hey, this is our boss. Will you get her a shot? Can you give her a shot? This is Colleen. Oh, he's got him right on him. She has to get a shot now. Come on, Colleen. Shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot. Come on, pass one. I'll take one. The pressure. It's St. Patrick's Day, Colleen. Colleen, we know you're Irish. Come on. Who's doing it with me? Come on. I'll do one with you. Come on. Give me one. I'll do one. Ready? Colleen, to big ratings and bigger revenue. Woo-hoo! Let's go! Oh, this is so good. Tracy, I can't get it out. She's my boss. I'm not what I'm saying.

I can't. I know.

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