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I do have to bring something up here right now and tell me if you guys think this is out of line. So I have a friend of mine. I promise I wouldn't say the name because I don't want it to become an issue, but I'll say the name. I'll say Brad. Yes. Friend of mine, Brad, who was all upset yesterday because he got nothing for Father's Day. And I want to see what the listeners think about this. He doesn't have a child. They have dogs together.

Oh, good Lord.

So they have two dogs together and he was all upset because every guy in the group got a nice Father's Day gift or shout out on social media or got like a nice, like, hey, you get to hang out and do something fun today. And he got nothing at all, like not even, you know, a birthday card from a doggy, which they do have birthday doggy cards. I just want you to know that because Chelsea's gotten those for me before from Lily and Henry and Louie over the years.

Obviously, well, not obviously, because I've met a few of your friends. I don't know Brad, but I'm going to go out on a limb here and say Brad's being a little bitch. I'm just going to throw that out there. Bitch Brad. Come on, man. Should we call him a bitch Brad? Listen, man, you cannot be mad at this. Yeah. It's not that deep.

He's my bitch.

He's my own personal bitch. Now, if he can't have kids, and this is like, you know, his way of having a family.

They are lifelongers with dogs, so it could be the case. but i don't know but but do question for you do you get a father's day or mother's day gift for your because you're dog parents you're a dog dad i say no no y'all can't have everything why are we but i think we're being judgy on this one here because you brought up a really good point there's a chance that these guys could not have kids if that's the case that i completely

understand yes and he should but if that's you got it that is literally the only reason why it

would make sense every guy is making fun because every guy is gone every guy is discounting the dog and he was he was truly like upset he was upset he actually was upset because he has bought her gifts oh okay so that's it yeah there was no reciprocation yeah yeah that's what it's deeper than the dog yeah but bitch brad sometimes is sometimes takes things a little too uh too far 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is our telephone number. The text is 95500. I would love to know your thoughts on this. And I'd love to hear from you on whether or not Brad should be getting a gift from the dogs. Also, I'd love to know if there are any dads out there that got nothing.

I didn't get anything. I thought Josiah, because I asked Josiah, what are you doing for dad for five? He'll see. He had a plan, and he talks to, like, Josiah is into character design. He got his own show. And for over a year, I've asked him to make his character, who's made after him, a father. Because he has a mother, but for some reason. Oh, you're kidding me. I'm not dead at serious. He has a great gift.

Bro, wait, wait, hold on. That's a psycho. Like, we got to do the psychology of that one. Are you an absent guy? Hell no.

I know you spent a lot of time with him, but maybe he's feeling that you're not part of his life. That's what you asked for? I didn't even ask for that. But I've been asking, like, where's his dad? His name's Habits. I'm like, where's Habits' dad at? He always pushing me off to the side. So then he finally says, I'm going to make him with you. Nothing happened. He was upstairs on Roblox the whole time. No card. Did he say Happy Father's Day? Bro, I'm talking about nothing. I tried to get him to come down. He said, we went to church. Church is a good vibe. But we were supposed to go watch How to Train a Dragon. I tried to watch the second one or the third one last night in preparation. He didn't even want to come do that.

I can't believe that his, you know, fictitious friend. The dad's always dead in the Disney movies. The dad always dies first. Just so you know that. Chan, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. How you doing?

good how are you today we're doing all right does the doggy dad deserve a gift

no he does not okay so like kevin said earlier i'm technically quote unquote uh doggy dad i'm a canine officer but me and my wife were not able to have kids we had uh suffered three miscarriages Oh, my goodness.

I'm so sorry.

That's all right. Thank you. But I'm a first time, long time.

Hey! Hold on, hold on. I got to hold on. Yeah, daddy, daddy.

All right. But you don't want anything for Father's Day, even though you are a doggy dad?

I'm not going to say I don't expect anything. If someone do, I'm grateful for it. But if not, you know.

Then you know. So this is interesting. Is Father's Day tough for you guys because you guys don't have kids? Very much so. I bet it is. Is Mother's Day worse?

Even worse. So I've always wanted kids because I'm the second, so I wanted to have the third and continue the family name because I am the last of my family line. Wow. So I wanted to continue the name, and I never thought I would meet anyone who wanted kids more than I did. until I met my wife.

Have you guys tried IVF or any doctors like Dr. Shama? Because if not, we can put you in touch.

We definitely looked into IVF and Dr. Shama, and we tried to get a surrogate, but it wasn't legal in Michigan at that time. Now it is. Go illegal, bro.

Go illegal. No, it is now.

It is legal.

Yeah. Yeah, it's legal now, but when we were younger and really trying, And, you know, it was definitely not legal.

Listen, if there's anything we can ever do for you, let us know. And I know Dr. Shama always loves to take care of those that serve. And you being a canine officer, that would be something I know he would love to help you out with. That would be awesome. Hold on, Chan. I'm going to make sure Lydia gives you all the info. Rob, what's up? Does Bitch Brad, let's go back to Bitch Brad, does he deserve a Father's Day gift?

no i didn't even get one and i have three children i got a text message i got a facebook message and then i had to pay for my 25 year old and his girlfriend to go to dinner with us oh wow and i didn't even get a gift if you got a gift what would you have wanted uh just for my kids to come over talk to me you know oh my god my heart the facebook message is crazy like you can't

unbelievable and he had to pay for him that's amazing somebody helped and the one that i paid for didn't even wish me happy father's day son of a bitch i'm telling you rob it could be worse right oh jeez i don't think you can what's up devin hi how you doing good how about you i'm

okay devin what's going on i uh get a father's day every single gift or i get i got a father's gift and card every single year since we've had our chihuahuas for the past five years. My wife even puts a little paw print and paints on their paw and stamps it with their paw.

That's a good woman you have there. Kevin's shaking his head. Why are you shaking your head?

I can't say what I want to say.

No, you can't. Come on. Devin, is it okay? Can Kevin say what he wants to say? I'm happy for y'all, bro. Come on. Devin, do y'all have sex with other men from time to time? Why are you asking that? Devin, you are a dog, dad, and proud of it. What are your angels' names?

Lucas and Mocha.

Which one do you love more? Do you have a favorite?

Probably Luke, because Mocha, she's still a puppy, and oh my God, she like tears everything up and runs all the way back. Yeah, probably.

Devin is a dog dad and proud of it and Kevin is over there shaking his head Devin I want you to know Kevin is a mean man and that's why I'm happy Josiah doesn't make a dog a dad

no wonder they get anything

yeah he doesn't deserve it right Devin you tell you tell Kevin shut up you meanie now do it like you talk to Luke and Mocha yeah yeah go ahead talk to Kevin like you're talking to Luke and Mocha. Go! Come on, Devin. Shut up, you meanie. Hey, it's Ryan Seacrest here, and I have discovered a fun new escape from the daily grind, Chumba Casino. Chumba Casino has hundreds of social casino styles. games. It's all free to play anytime, anywhere with daily bonuses. So get to ChumbaCasino.com. No purchase necessary. BGW room. Void work prohibited by law. See terms and conditions. 21 plus. They've taken over cities before, but this July they're bringing the X Games League Championship home to New Orleans. July 24th through 26th at the Superdome. Over 100 elite athletes competing for the first ever league title. Plus, Metro Boomin, JID, Subtronics, and Bunt performing live. New Orleans doesn't just host the moment new orleans is the moment get your tickets now at xgames.com

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