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Bubba Is Banned
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Bubba Is Banned

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November 27, 2024 | 00:09:39 | Leisure

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mojo the morning show so we just had a crazy moment that just happened in the uh the studio between cav and a co-worker that it was so crazy it had to be an off-air moment to play on the air because there was so much swearing that was going on that I need a second to edit to make sure that we get all the dirty words out of it. So in just a little bit, I'm going to do that, okay? I'm going to play you the audio of what took place in our studio just a matter of moments ago during a commercial break. So during a commercial break, you heard a coworker come in to complain about something that Kevin did. So you'll hear it. You've got to stick around for it. We're going to do that. You guys talk for a second. I'm going to try to edit all this out. Well, KP has an issue, an issue with Bubba, her cat.

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Yes.

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So you talk amongst yourselves. I'll edit this, and then we'll get to the Kevin.

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So you're just going to ignore me during my topic?

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I'm not ignoring you. I want to get to this because what just happened during the commercial break might have been one of the greatest moments ever.

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That's fine.

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And KP, it's your cat. And you know you always think I make fun of your cat.

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Yeah.

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I don't ever make fun of your cat. I love your cat. Your cat is like your child. I would never make fun of somebody's child.

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Okay, so I was watching a TikTok video, and this girl was showing an embarrassing video of her dog pulling on her panties while she was sitting on the toilet, and I can't help but think, like, wow, I'm so glad I don't have a dog. I've got a cute little kitty that's so fun and cute. No. The other day, I was literally sitting on the toilet trying to, you know, take a boo-boo, as Kevin says, and Bubba loves to come in and hang out while I go to the bathroom. bathroom he's a very clingy cat everywhere I go he's there this time he comes up jumps onto the toilet and he's like on the back of the toilet and I'm like I hope he doesn't try to go swimming while I'm trying to use the toilet this cat jumps onto my lap he's cuddling me I'm like well this is kind of difficult uh I'm getting cat hair everywhere all over my thighs and in my underwear and he is just like ultimate cuddle sesh and then all of a sudden he starts slipping off of me and mind you when you're on the toilet your pants are down and you're fully exposed your skin is showing so to prevent himself from falling completely off of me he put his front nails into the my uh love handles he scarred you from lying he did he literally had his his he wasn't trying to be malicious he was literally trying to keep himself from falling off of me and he didn't know obviously he's a cat he doesn't know that that hurts yeah a lot and i was on the toilet in my apartment going ah like literally like oh my god i try to get him off of me and so i stand up and my pants are around my ankles and so i fall because he i'm trying to get him off of me and it was um probably the most chaotic thing that happened to me this weekend and that tells you how boring my life is were you still going to the bathroom when this happened uh no i had to stop stream mike that's hard the girls are better than guys we could do that we're better than you boyfriend woody doesn't live in town right now because how suspicious would it be for you to

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have scratches down your handles and for you to tell that story he literally like bull crap yes and i it would be even weirder to say it was my cat right do any of your dogs do this because my

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dog tries to sit on my lap while i go to the bathroom every single time i straight up throat

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punch my dogs no she's three pounds she bounces it's fine megan my duty must be so bad that my

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dogs literally run when they see me go to the bathroom like the smell gets to him she knows

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that she'll get my undivided attention yes yes beau is the puppy that i um got a couple of months ago and he doesn't get in my lap per se but he uses it as an opportunity he's like obsessed with my underwear and so when my underwear is easy access on the floor because it's in my pants that are down at my ankles he's like all about like he hears me go into that bathroom and he comes running into the bathroom because he knows he

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gets first dibs I cannot believe this must be a cat thing every texture that's coming in right now 734 804 616 419 they all their cats like doing this they

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love it and I don't know maybe it's because of the water on the toilet in In the bowl, they like just water that moves. Maybe they just want to watch, because sometimes I feel like he's about to fall in the toilet and I'm going to have to go fishing for my cat. But sitting on my lap, Bubba loves potties.

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Is this just a, I would love to know if these people texting us are male or female, because I'd like to know, is this just a female thing where they want to sit on their female, you know, owner's laps, or are they trying to sit on some dude, you know, while he's going

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I don't know. Bubba doesn't like to sit on Woody like he only he only wants to sit on my lap really seriously

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do you like to sit on

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what's going on what's going on Carmen how you doing hi I just wanted to make a comment about uh KP's cat yeah so that happened to me where my cat was uh trying to climb up my leg and So she was slaying off. She caught the side of my skin, scratched me. Days later, I ended up getting this tingly feeling, started feeling just kind of weird. Went to the doctor. I had cat scratch fever. Cat scratch fever. That's a real thing. So look out for that. If you start feeling weird or something, go to the doctor. I had to be on an antibiotic for five days.

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So basically, your cat obviously uses a litter box in the house, and he digs to cover his poop in litter. If he gets that poop under his nails And scratches you He's basically putting that into you So you could get an infection

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So you've got to be careful By the way, I did not make fun of Bubba the entire time I just want you to know

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I know, but that's because you weren't listening So you didn't have anything to make fun of

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So if you ever want to do a Bubba topic again Tell me I need to edit something Okay, that'll be great No, I told KP I want to go on record of this I told KP we need more Bubba on our social media That she will post Bubba on her own social media She will not post Bubba on our social media The Mojo in the Morning social media page And protecting his identity Bubba's family too Listen, Bubba's as much family as Joey, Luke and Jacob Or Lucy and Smith Or Josiah And baby Sherelle Or Mike's kids Which there aren't Hold on, I'm not naming kids Cecily, Milo and Sebastian I'm so proud of you. Coraline. Thank you. Zach's girl of the week.

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Oh, my gosh.

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Whichever it is. What's going on? How are you doing, Claire? What's happening?

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Good. First time caller. Yes!

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What's happening?

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Yeah, so basically, I wasn't the one in the bathroom, but my boyfriend came out from the bathroom one time, and I just heard, like, a splash. and so he comes out and he goes yeah the cat just like fell in the toilet because he didn't realize that he came in after he shut the door and so he like jumped on the toilet and while my boyfriend was peeing oh no wait a second so he peed on the cat no that's he got into the did you guys have

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to give him a bath or something do you give cats baths like you do dogs you have to occasionally

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They're self-cleaning, but you have to sometimes give them baths.

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Like, if they land up in somebody's pee, you're going to clean them, right? I have to. They can't lick that off. No. I don't want that. What's going on, Allison?

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Hey, yeah. So, my cats are obsessed with my husband. So, every time he goes into the bathroom, they, like, run in there. And they curl up in this little ball by his feet. He sends me photos.

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So, it's pretty funny.

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It's like a snooze while he goes.

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That would annoy the piss out of me. I feel it.

00:10:00 - 00:10:11 | Speaker 1:

it is sometimes it is like oh god i'm just trying to brush my teeth or i'm just trying to you know wipe uh and he he just loves it like yeah they they don't want to be alone they love you that

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much do you understand that if you're dating a girl with a cat you are annoyed as hell like there's no way that as a guy like your guy woody guarantee that the cat annoys the crap out of

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Only because the cat will purposely not sit on him. So, like, we will be sitting next to each other on the couch. Bubba will sit on my lap. He won't even let a paw touch Woody.

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Does he get mad when Woody touches you?

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I feel like I have to cover his eyes when I'm with Woody. Because, you know, like, I don't want him to see, you know, he's just a year old. Even in the bathroom, I'm like, wow, I'm, like, about to go in the shower, and I'm, like, fully stripping in front of my cat. and the like I wonder like what the cat probably doesn't think anything because it's a cat but you ever think about is your cat like oh my actually thinking while this is my dogs judge

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my naked body every day they look they're like Henry and Louie they're like that fat son of a

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ice cubes big three season is heating up the most competitive basketball league on earth is on CBS this Sunday the defending champion Miami 305 led by two-time MVP Michael Beasley and Lance Stevenson take on the Houston rig hands looking for their first win. Then coach Steven Jackson and the DMV trilogy look to take down the undefeated Dallas power led by coach Nancy Lieberman and captain Greg Monroe. The game played the way you love watch live Sunday on CBS at 4 p.m. Eastern, 1 p.m. Pacific and catch replays Mondays on BET presented by I heart.

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