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Busted Looking at Butts

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March 31, 2025 | 00:11:48 | Leisure

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It's Mojo in the morning. Phone number's 844-MOJO-LIVE. 844-665-6548. Text is 95500. Good to have you guys listening to us this morning. Shannon, busted looking at butts.

00:02:35 - 00:03:52 | Speaker 5:

So Smith, my first grader, was on a play date with his little best buddy, who just so happens to be the son of one of my very, very best friends. So we're always in contact with each other, especially when the boys are together. Smith was over at my friend's house for this play date. And what these boys were not aware of was, I guess they had gone, like they had played outside for a couple of hours. And then she was letting them have some time on the iPad. Well, they were not aware that everything they were doing on the iPad was being screen shared to the TV in the living room where my friend was, where mom was, cleaning up. just you know getting the house together for the day or whatever and she was doing that just so she could kind of monitor what these little conniving seven-year-old boys were doing yeah and sure enough all of a sudden god i gotta get the picture she looks up at the tv and she just sees a huge juicy round booty in a thong on the tv and the boys were looking up i don't even know who this person is. Livvy Dunn. This is what she saw. Oh, yeah.

00:03:52 - 00:04:00 | Speaker 8:

It's the LSU gym. This is what she saw. Oh, she's hot. Oh, damn. Man. They got good taste. No joke. Oh, man.

00:04:00 - 00:04:08 | Speaker 5:

And she was like, she texted me first, of course, before she busts them. Look at what they're looking at. Look at that. Hashtag Livvy.

00:04:10 - 00:04:12 | Speaker 8:

Look at Smith, man. I like it.

00:04:13 - 00:04:14 | Speaker 5:

I'm like, how did, how did.

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The algorithm.

00:04:17 - 00:04:17 | Speaker 5:

I mean.

00:04:18 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 8:

By the way, that is kind of interesting the first it's wild because of i remember i don't know if maybe this is the first but i remember when i was like smith's age and i would see like we had to look in magazines because we didn't have like devices and stuff yeah way back when you'd find somebody's dad's dirty magazines or something and it was it was a buddy of mine's dad's uh sports illustrated swimsuit issue and i will never i don't even know if it was somebody somebody famous or not but i remember i was like sitting there looking at it i was like oh my god and the funny thing is you remember the first time that you feel tingly. Tingly. You start going, oh, what is this sensation? Let Smith's dad talk to him about that.

00:05:00 - 00:05:04 | Speaker 2:

It's embarrassing if mom talks about it, but I'm going to say this to you. That Libby Dunn's hot.

00:05:05 - 00:05:17 | Speaker 1:

Speaking of old magazines. She's got a good butt. She definitely does. Shout out to LCU and the training staff. They're working hard. Isn't her... Who is she? Her guy is the best pitcher in baseball. Paul Skeens for the Pirates. She's pretty good. Yeah, she's hot.

00:05:18 - 00:05:20 | Speaker 2:

She actually, Shannon, just to give you real quick on her.

00:05:20 - 00:05:21 | Speaker 1:

I got to look at her.

00:05:21 - 00:05:30 | Speaker 2:

When she was in college and she was doing her thing, they would have the record-breaking crowds come to see her because every guy wanted to be there.

00:05:31 - 00:05:38 | Speaker 1:

I used to be in a barbershop looking at Jet Magazines. They used to have the Beauty of the Week in there around like page 45.

00:05:40 - 00:05:42 | Speaker 3:

When you were Smith's age, were you 7 and 8?

00:05:43 - 00:05:51 | Speaker 1:

Yeah. Now that I think about it, all the guys in there had to know what I was looking at. You don't just buy the magazine for the articles. You buy it for the Beauty of the Week.

00:05:52 - 00:06:03 | Speaker 2:

You're looking at that stuff. 844-MOJO-LIVE 844-665-6548 Shout out to Shannon's friend For the fact that she's got The screen share thing going

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So smart

00:06:05 - 00:06:22 | Speaker 2:

We could go either way on this topic We could do the first nude Or semi-nude that you saw We could do that So you can call up with that Or you can call up with What did you catch your kids looking at In the screen sharing thing Because I think that's brilliant On her part as a mom

00:06:23 - 00:06:23 | Speaker 3:

Yeah.

00:06:23 - 00:06:24 | Speaker 2:

That's like Big Brother at its best.

00:06:24 - 00:06:27 | Speaker 3:

And good thing she did, because who else, or what else would they have?

00:06:28 - 00:06:30 | Speaker 2:

Does she still have that thing on there for, like, her husband, too?

00:06:32 - 00:06:32 | Speaker 3:

You know what I mean?

00:06:33 - 00:06:37 | Speaker 2:

Like, I'd be like, oh, crap, if Chelsea saw me screen sharing some of the stuff that's on my phone.

00:06:37 - 00:06:38 | Speaker 3:

You'd be ashamed.

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It would be all over.

00:06:40 - 00:06:49 | Speaker 1:

It's my Fonda, but Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda. My Anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon. And my butt crack.

00:06:50 - 00:07:03 | Speaker 2:

All right, 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is our telephone number. 844-665-6548. By the way, texters are texting in right now saying that their kids also were looking at Libby.

00:07:04 - 00:07:05 | Speaker 3:

So why?

00:07:05 - 00:07:16 | Speaker 2:

Well, she's hot, and she's very popular. She's actually one of the most, I think she's got, like, doesn't she have a huge Instagram following?

00:07:16 - 00:07:29 | Speaker 3:

But, like, obviously Smith doesn't have, he doesn't even have, like, social, a phone. An older brother. So, right, and this little boy does. And so that's why I asked him, like, how do you even know who this person is? And he's like, meh. She everywhere, though.

00:07:29 - 00:07:31 | Speaker 2:

Yeah. Eve, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi.

00:07:32 - 00:07:45 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, I caught my son and a miscarriage neighbor boy on a hardcore porn site. Oh, my God. I took up upstairs to check out, and I almost had a stroke.

00:07:45 - 00:07:46 | Speaker 2:

How old is your son?

00:07:48 - 00:07:51 | Speaker 4:

Now he's 21, but then he was like 10.

00:07:52 - 00:07:56 | Speaker 2:

You know what, though? That's good, clean fun as a 10-year-old.

00:07:57 - 00:08:02 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, well, the other kid was never allowed in our house again.

00:08:02 - 00:08:06 | Speaker 2:

What kind of porn are we talking about? Do you remember at all?

00:08:06 - 00:08:10 | Speaker 4:

Oh, it was at least a double X, if not triple.

00:08:12 - 00:08:20 | Speaker 2:

I love that, by the way. As a mom, like, you never think that. Imagine what it's like for my wife to have three boys and have to worry about that.

00:08:20 - 00:08:26 | Speaker 4:

I'm thinking, you know, they're playing Minecraft. Right. You know, they're doing Webkinz or something. No.

00:08:27 - 00:08:28 | Speaker 2:

Webkinz.

00:08:28 - 00:08:29 | Speaker 1:

They got those, too.

00:08:31 - 00:08:33 | Speaker 2:

Thank you for the call. I appreciate it.

00:08:33 - 00:08:35 | Speaker 1:

I'm happy kitty. Yes, have a good day.

00:08:35 - 00:08:36 | Speaker 2:

All right, take care of yourself.

00:08:36 - 00:08:37 | Speaker 1:

Hello, kitty ain't the same. Bye-bye.

00:08:41 - 00:09:39 | Speaker 2:

I text her here. caught my husband on our screen sharing looking at porn i never you know what's funny is i never thought that you it's one click away it's so easy it goes right on yeah for those that don't know the screen sharing thing if you have like apple you know products um you can actually if you have like an apple tv or something like that you can screen share to the big television yeah have you ever been in a situation where you had like somebody that would just roll pictures photos of things you got to be careful if you have like the photo frame thing you got to be pictures of you doing some nasty stuff what's going on Stacy how you doing hi Stacy oh I lost you oh I hung up on you Stacy I'm sorry I know Boomy for that What's up, Jordan? What's going on, Jordan? How are you?

00:09:41 - 00:09:52 | Speaker 4:

So I was probably seven, eight years old. I thought the wall in the back corner was an arcade of the video store.

00:09:52 - 00:09:55 | Speaker 2:

Yeah. Oh, it was the pot. You lie.

00:09:55 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 3:

You're still telling this lie. No, I seriously did. I had no...

00:10:00 - 00:10:21 | Speaker 6:

idea i walk back it's like oh my gosh i shouldn't be here but why am i not leaving so it's that's the thing that kids nowadays don't get they don't get the fun of the porn wall or the back room with the beat remember the springs of hollywood video yeah and waterford used to have that back room

00:10:21 - 00:10:25 | Speaker 2:

there and then you would go keeps doing like twinkly jazz hands by the way talking about

00:10:25 - 00:10:30 | Speaker 6:

It was like, I would walk in there and I'd go, who's in here?

00:10:31 - 00:10:40 | Speaker 7:

The only reason I left is I heard my mom, it's like, Jordan, get away from there.

00:10:41 - 00:10:43 | Speaker 6:

Stacey's back. Hi, Stacey.

00:10:44 - 00:10:45 | Speaker 1:

Hi, Mojo.

00:10:45 - 00:10:46 | Speaker 6:

What's going on?

00:10:47 - 00:11:04 | Speaker 1:

I caught my daughter and her friend, like they were six or seven, looking at my husband's dirty magazine. Oh, boy. And I threatened to tell her mom if they ever did it again, which I never would. I was so embarrassed. I was like, how could I tell her mom that I caught them looking at dirty magazines?

00:11:04 - 00:11:04 | Speaker 6:

Oh, my God.

00:11:04 - 00:11:07 | Speaker 1:

And they were only six or seven. Oh, wow.

00:11:07 - 00:11:10 | Speaker 6:

Thank God they weren't looking at your dirty magazines, Stacey. Could you imagine?

00:11:11 - 00:11:22 | Speaker 2:

By the way, what horrible hiding spot was your husband putting them that your six-year-old was able to find them? They were just in a drawer in the bedroom because we didn't expect them to go through the stuff.

00:11:22 - 00:11:46 | Speaker 6:

Yeah. You know what's interesting? Women had, what was it, Playgirl magazine for women? Yeah. And it was like just guys just sitting there, you know, with their dongs hanging. And I thought to myself, I thought, that's just kind of an interesting one. I mean, but why would I think any differently for the women? It was just them with their boobs hanging out and stuff. Is that what you like, Shannon?

00:11:47 - 00:11:48 | Speaker 2:

What? Just dongs?

00:11:48 - 00:11:51 | Speaker 6:

Did you ever subscribe to Playgirl?

00:11:51 - 00:11:51 | Speaker 2:

No, I did not.

00:11:54 - 00:11:55 | Speaker 6:

Don, what's going on, Don?

00:11:57 - 00:12:10 | Speaker 7:

Nothing much. Just calling in. I was about, man, 12 years old. My mom, she's like, go hang out with the neighbor. He's the, you know, labor man working on the house. He's like, you know, she's like, go learn how to be a man.

00:12:10 - 00:12:10 | Speaker 6:

Yeah.

00:12:11 - 00:12:16 | Speaker 7:

Buy dirty magazines in his little stash. And I'm like, oh, this is what I need to learn.

00:12:17 - 00:12:22 | Speaker 6:

Wait, so the guy would bring him to work with him? He would bring his dirty magazines with him?

00:12:23 - 00:12:29 | Speaker 7:

I found, like, a little stash next to the toolbox. I'm like, you know, screw the, screw the, screw the, this is what I need to do.

00:12:30 - 00:12:33 | Speaker 6:

Quick question. What are you doing nowadays for work?

00:12:35 - 00:12:36 | Speaker 7:

Ah, truck driver.

00:12:37 - 00:12:45 | Speaker 6:

I was going to see if you rubbed off on you. I'm going to choose your occupation. Voice disguise initial A. Are you there?

00:12:46 - 00:12:46 | Speaker 3:

Yes.

00:12:47 - 00:12:53 | Speaker 6:

Hi, we're talking about when you're a kid and you see your first naked people. What's going on?

00:12:54 - 00:13:11 | Speaker 3:

Okay, so my 12-year-old, I don't know why I went on his phone. I was trying to check on it or he fell asleep with it or something. But when I unlocked it, there was some weird-looking Final Fantasy anime cartoon-looking porn. Really?

00:13:11 - 00:13:20 | Speaker 6:

I never got into cartoon porn. Really? There is no way that cartoon porn can get you as tingly as the regular porn.

00:13:20 - 00:13:25 | Speaker 3:

It looks pretty good I guess I'm not really into porn

00:13:25 - 00:13:31 | Speaker 6:

I think it would take a certain type of person To activate that particular genre

00:13:31 - 00:13:36 | Speaker 2:

I was not even aware that there is Anime porn They do things regular people can't do

00:13:36 - 00:14:07 | Speaker 6:

I think it's weird I don't know If you found out that your guy was looking at anime porn Wouldn't you think that your guy was a little weird You gotta look at it in VR though It's different in there I don't, I can't do the whole VR thing with that. That just seems, that seems weird. I pulled up a site in my Oculus before, and it was, it was like, it was like he was in the IMAX. It was like he was right there. Were you grabbing it there? Yeah, he was like, I told you it was insane. Oh, we got to end this topic. Kids are going to school.

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