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Call Out Your Cheap Parents
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Call Out Your Cheap Parents

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July 1, 2025 | 00:08:22 | Leisure

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A lot of graduates enjoying themselves today. Grad parties happening, even more graduations. I saw this on social media and tell me that this is not funny. I would like to know who, okay, let's just throw this out there as a quick little random topic, Lydia. I want to know who's got cheap parents, like where your parents are like the cheapest people ever. And what is the cheapest thing that your parents ever did to you? Like, were you the kid that had to have hand-me-downs? Were you the kid that's mom took a bike out of some neighbor's garbage?

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Shout out to Tim Murphy, my favorite bike ever.

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Refurbished it and gave it to you as a new bike?

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Had a banana seat.

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Were you the kid that you went to school with basically two slices of bread with butter in between it or something?

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Were you the kid whose parents told you to steal the jam packets at restaurants so you could have jelly at home?

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Exactly. Or was your mom the lady that stole everything from the restaurants and you guys would serve McDonald's ketchup as your ketchup at your house?

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If you did not have a drawer full of ketchup and salt packets.

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And Taco Bell.

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You got to have a condiment drawer. Actually, I will say this, and we're not cheap, I don't think. Chelsea and I are definitely not cheap. We got a condiment drawer. Some of the best things that we have in that condiment drawer are spices and Taco Bell, you know, hot milds and flamings.

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Bro, in my bedroom, I don't think I've ever had a trash can until I was an adult. It was always dollar store or Kroger trash bags.

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Yeah.

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If you didn't have a kitchen cabinet full of trash or grocery bags, double as trash bags, you wasn't living.

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Well, that was my book bag. And that was how I, we, we used to have to wrap, uh, for our, our textbooks in school before, obviously now they have, you know, computers and stuff, but we used to have textbooks and to take care of the textbooks, we used to have to take Kroger or Meyer old, you know, the brown bags and we had to wrap the, uh, the, the textbooks with it. Let me show you though, guys, what I'm talking about though. So one of my Facebook friends congratulated their child on their graduation from college. and they posted the picture of their graduates, you know, their child's graduation photo. The only problem was, and you'll see this, I don't know if you guys have, I sent it to everybody and the thing. This is the photo that they posted. So they posted the photo. Actually, it was, I covered it up, the person. Look at what the photo.

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Look what's over the photo. Do you see, Kevin?

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Look what's over the photo.

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Do you know what that is?

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Not the emoji, because the emoji's just blocking out their wording. The wording is that it is a copywritten photo that you have to actually buy the photo of their kid's graduation in order to have it to post it on the thing.

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It's like the watermark of the photographer.

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And they obviously did not want to buy the. I'm with it.

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So they should have just put it in chat GPT and said remove. watermark would would chat gpt do that i have no idea it just popped into my mind but it seems like

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they seem like they do everything right uh i don't know if it would do it just because of it would probably say that uh that it would be illegal for you because all these uh these photographers but what parent doesn't buy their kids you know college graduation photos i mean that's a i mean it can get expensive i understand that but this is a big moment i'm sure in your family's life that you guys got this.

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It's like one of those things that only happens once. Yeah. So it's kind of like you

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want to have that memory. But I feel like the kids aren't even interested. They don't care. Like, Kieran is like, please do not put the photo of me and my capping out anyway. Please do not put it up in the house. Do not. He made a swear.

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844-MOJO-LIVE 844-665-6548 Some of these texts are coming in right now that are so good. Poncho on with us. What's up, Poncho? Come on. You didn't come from cheap parents, did you?

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Yes, I did. When I was younger, my dad would have an entire glove box filled with napkins from restaurants and plasticware, too. I think I do.

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Anytime there's a food drop here at the radio station, Kev sees me do it. I take every napkin and put it in my glove box.

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I still do it nowadays. I have a glove box in my own car full of them. How else are we supposed to blow our nose?

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It's the best. Samantha, what's happening? It's Mojo in the Morning. Call out your cheap parents. turn your radio down Samantha

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I still use garbage bags for like things later on store bags store grocery bags all the time

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those are the greatest who has the best bags which store has the best ones I love the bags that they have at Lululemon and I get really pissed I get really pissed when they will cheap out and not give me the big one You know what I mean?

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I mean, Kroger bags were my lunchbox from all my childhood.

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Oh, the greatest. That was my lunchbox. Yeah. I always said when they were trying to get rid of all the plastic bags in this world, and they said that it was killing whales, I'm like, okay, that's all right. But it saves me from having to go buy something to put all my stuff in when I go to work every day. What's going on, Amy?

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Hi, I'm in the studio for a time, long time. Hey. Today's my birthday. Oh, happy birthday. Thank you. I'm getting ready to go to work, but I had a cheap parent.

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Oh, what'd they do?

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How cheap? So when I was growing up and I would do the fundraisers, this particular, I was selling chocolate bars for the school, and my mom always kept the money. Oh, wait.

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That's a totally different thing than we're talking about. She was the thief. I know. Oh, that's so funny. She was keeping all the money that the world's famous chocolate people wanted. What's up, Blake? How you doing?

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What's going on, Mojo?

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Hey, nothing much, man. What's happening? We're talking about those cheap parents.

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My dad was so cheap one year for Halloween, he put us in black garbage bags and said we were the California Raisins.

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Oh, my God. I love it. Oh, that's hysterical. This one's a good one, too. What kid didn't go to school with a Wonder Bread bag as their lunchbox? Remember that? When you get down to the end? Wait, did you guys have parents that would make you the sandwich with the ends of the bread? Like you get the end pieces?

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I like end pieces.

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You do?

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I'm not mad at the end pieces. I just threw away the end piece this morning when I was making. Really? Nobody will eat it in our house. Save the top and the bottom. You got a perfect sandwich.

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What's going on, Mary?

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Good morning.

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Hey, what's up?

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First time long time. Hey there. Hi, Mary. What's going on? What's going on? So my mom used to hang out at the bar all the time. And while everybody got, like, regular Cabbage Patch dolls, my doll was made of nylons.

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You guys homemade your Cabbage Patch dolls?

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Yes. One of the bar ladies made it with nylons, and that's what I got for Christmas.

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Oh, my God. I'm sorry. That is sad. That is kind of really sad. We got to get her a Cabbage Patch doll. I know. Do they still make those? What's up, Michelle? Hi.

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Hey, it's Michelle with an N. Good morning, Michelle.

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Sorry, Michelle. What's going on?

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I'm going back a couple comments, Shannon. Your stepson, if he was black, his graduation picture would be hanging in the house. Everybody's graduation picture is at grandma's house. You've got to have it up, Michelle.

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That's a big deal.

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It is a big deal.

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I'm telling you, I think that you should do that, though, Karen. You should actually just hang it up.

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Oh, I should make a fathead. I should make one of those stand-up cardboard things. Yeah.

00:09:46 - 00:09:51 | Speaker 6:

Nikki, your dad's a thief. What would your dad do?

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So when I was a kid, my dad, we would be grocery shopping and we would eat the grapes.

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and the cherries out of the bag before we got to the checkout line. Yeah. So it would be less expensive.

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Because they would wave by the pound. That's fantastic. Oh, that's so good. Oh, my God. That's so good. Nobody ever stopped you guys then, huh? That's great.

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