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Cameltoe

from Mojo In The Morning

July 17, 2026 | 00:09:27 | Leisure

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The show takes on cameltoes and moose knuckles. Tune into this episode to find out what they have to say. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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00:01:04 - 00:01:10 | Speaker 5:

social media and she's wondering if uh somebody has noticed what she's noticed what's going on

00:01:10 - 00:02:04 | Speaker 3:

so she has to dress in those i call them fancy scrubs they're they're by the brand figs do you know what i'm talking about she has to dress in them for work i'm not going to say what she did they're so cute they have like jogger bottoms and stuff so anytime she posts on her social media she posts a lot of work related videos. And for whatever reason, I don't even know if she does this on purpose, but it looks like she hikes up the bottoms. And so she has camel toe in every single video she posts, like very obvious outline. And my friends and I were talking about this yesterday and we can't figure out if she knows that this is the case and doesn't care or if she is completely unaware but i don't know how you can be unaware like you see it you see them and it you see the photos and videos and it's so is she married let me see why is her man not telling

00:02:04 - 00:02:15 | Speaker 5:

her stop showing that off i don't think she's married is she um is she an influencer is that what it is or no what does she do for a living she i don't want to say she's obviously a nurse

00:02:15 - 00:02:18 | Speaker 3:

or something? Yeah, because I think she's local. Okay.

00:02:18 - 00:02:22 | Speaker 5:

Okay, so she, oh, so she, but she is an influencer.

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Oh, wow, yeah. Can I see? Yeah. Oh, my gosh.

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Wow-wee.

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Can I see her whole face, though? I want to see if I've seen her before.

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Wow-wee. Do you know her?

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That moose knuckle. Do you know her? I might have seen her. Is there a difference between moose knuckle and... Moose knuckle thicker than a camel toe. Isn't moose knuckle guys camel toe? Nah. Oh, it is?

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I feel like I'm so self-conscious of that.

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Because, like, I do have certain leggings that do that, and I'm always, like, trying to discreetly pull it down a little bit. That's not a turn-on.

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It's not a turn-on? Do you find that attractive?

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I don't. I actually, like, I like cleavage better than camel toe.

00:03:05 - 00:03:16 | Speaker 6:

Right, yeah, yeah. I've never seen a toe and been like, eh, her jump fat. I ain't never been like, well, I mean, maybe I have. When I say it like that, but I've never, like, seen it in some leggings and be like, wow.

00:03:16 - 00:03:20 | Speaker 3:

Fat cat. I just feel like most girls try to avoid that.

00:03:21 - 00:03:21 | Speaker 5:

Yeah.

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I do.

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I do.

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There's one influencer that I am secretly crushing on right now.

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Oh, gosh.

00:03:29 - 00:04:09 | Speaker 5:

And next time that she comes up, I don't even know who she is. But you follow her? But no, she just is in my algorithm. Like, it shows up. Oh, on your life. It says, it always says that I should follow her. You know, it does anything. but she'll show stuff she's i think she's chaldean or she's albanian or something and she does just random things like where she's on a plane like doing stuff and she is so cute when she when she does her her stuff and it i never feel like she's selling me on something i don't know what it is she's a good one does she have a camel toe she does no i don't know why i'm bringing this i'm wondering where you're going but i'm crushing i'm crushing on her and i don't know what the

00:04:09 - 00:04:13 | Speaker 6:

story is about it the best ones make you feel like they're not they're not selling yeah yeah

00:04:13 - 00:04:33 | Speaker 5:

they are the whole time i know i like when they're anna does it anna does a good job of it thank you anna rob anna rob if you don't follow anna rob shannon's great at it too shannon sells me like there's no joke shannon can sell she can sell sell you know uh i used to an eskimo you know

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It's easy when something's fit in your life.

00:04:38 - 00:04:42 | Speaker 5:

I would want to know. I'd get in that ladies deal.

00:04:42 - 00:04:47 | Speaker 3:

No, that is so weird. Excuse me, miss. Do you know?

00:04:47 - 00:04:54 | Speaker 5:

I don't know if anybody's told you this yet. Have you ever had one and somebody told you? Or like a friend or somebody said something?

00:04:56 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 3:

Not that I can remember. Not that I can remember.

00:05:00 - 00:05:07 | Speaker 1:

I do have a friend who always has one that we make fun of her incessantly, but she's aware. She's aware. She gets them very easily.

00:05:07 - 00:05:09 | Speaker 4:

Y'all have camel toes?

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Sometimes. Yeah, mine's strong. There's been times where I had to readjust the way I'm standing when my friends take pictures. But like, yeah, you don't, because you don't want it that way. No. No, that thing was barking.

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Hold on. Oh, yeah, Bianca.

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I'm not going to lie. I think I have a built-in one. I think it's like part of the genetics. Oh, okay.

00:05:29 - 00:05:42 | Speaker 1:

Do you know that there's underwear? Chelsea actually used to sell it in the store that she owned. It's called Camel No. And it's underwear and it has like this silicone pad in the middle of it. And so you can't have, even if you're wearing leggings, you can't have camel toe.

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Misfit Tony hasn't been on with us in a while. Of course, Tony, we need to talk to you.

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You already know this is my kind of conversation right here. This is my kind of conversation. Tony talking toes.

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Tony, what are your thoughts on camel toe?

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Definitely do not tell her about that young camel toe, because we like that. I know. That monkey be fat.

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Is that like my woman would be a fat monkey?

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I feel like somebody close to her needs to say something, because every video and photo is that.

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You know why you don't like it? Because you're a female and you're heterosexual. Us men that are heterosexual, we love it.

00:06:31 - 00:06:47 | Speaker 4:

I don't know, Tony. I ain't really trying to see the camel toe poking out like that in the leggings. It don't do nothing to me. Why are you? Never mind. Hold on. What is it? I will tell you this, though, because I said this the other day, and Shannon kind of looked at me crazy. I prefer a deli sandwich.

00:06:48 - 00:06:48 | Speaker 5:

Yeah.

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All the sandwiches I've made. Okay.

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That's it. You don't have to get into it more. Okay, cool.

00:06:52 - 00:06:56 | Speaker 4:

Yes, but that's in a different way. I don't need to see it through the bag.

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What about moose knuckle? Do you ever have moose knuckle, Misfit Tony?

00:07:04 - 00:07:07 | Speaker 3:

I'm not up on the moose knuckle. You got to get me there, bro.

00:07:07 - 00:07:14 | Speaker 5:

It's where your balls kind of separate and look like knuckles on a moose. Do you ever see it?

00:07:15 - 00:07:19 | Speaker 3:

Oh, God bless me in other areas. He blessed me with the balls.

00:07:22 - 00:07:35 | Speaker 5:

All right. Well, Tony, I appreciate it. I like when Tony, my favorite thing is we'll have a conversation that is a non-Tony conversation and he'll go, can you please go back and talk about Camel Toe? And hoes. I was like, yeah.

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I love all y'all, for real, for real.

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I love you, buddy.

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I'm no longer in the Michigan area.

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Where are you at, Tony? He on the run.

00:07:47 - 00:08:03 | Speaker 3:

I told y'all a while back that I made some business moves and it took me out of the state of michigan but it's extremely lucrative what state i'm blessed and and very favored where are you are you right now i'm just handling business i know where are you at are you in

00:08:03 - 00:08:26 | Speaker 5:

florida now so you don't have to pay taxes what is it no no no i'm in kentucky kentucky louisville or lexington i love louisville area yeah tony i'm coming down in a couple of months for a bourbon pick. You should come and hang with us. Can you imagine Tony hanging out with Louie Aldo and Brian Reeve?

00:08:27 - 00:08:35 | Speaker 3:

I invited you and Kev to go buy a Harley with me and somebody cock-blocked it.

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Say their name, Tony.

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I'm not putting them on blast, but I wanted to invite you guys to go buy a Harley. I was going to buy y'all lunch, hang out with y'all for a day, but I went and bought a Harley and I wanted you and Kev to go with me, Mojo. I knew nothing about you.

00:08:55 - 00:08:58 | Speaker 5:

Who said no way? It can only be Luke.

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No, I never said no to that. Don't start with me, Tony. You're going to open up a really big box of worms that you won't want to fish with.

00:09:06 - 00:09:15 | Speaker 3:

I'm starting with you because my brother just asked to call you out. You have my phone number. You never once texted me about that. How do I care if you want to take these guys

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out to ride motorcycles? What's that got to do with me?

00:09:20 - 00:09:20 | Speaker 5:

Thought so.

00:09:20 - 00:09:22 | Speaker 3:

I wanted to ask on air, Lydia.

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Oh, and she went.

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If Mojo and Kevin wanted to hang out.

00:09:26 - 00:09:27 | Speaker 5:

We were probably busy, Tony.

00:09:27 - 00:09:33 | Speaker 2:

No. She's very protective of the air. She never asked me. Why do I? No, I wasn't even busy. Don't do that, Tony.

00:09:33 - 00:09:42 | Speaker 5:

All right, I'll come see you in Louisville. Urban Peek. We'll see you, buddy. Hold on. Alexis wants to say something to Shannon about the camel toe person. What did you want to say, Alexis?

00:09:44 - 00:09:47 | Speaker 3:

People in her comments are probably already letting her know.

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I usually, when somebody posts like that, there's comments.

00:09:50 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 5:

It is funny, though, that there is something so obvious that nobody says anything unless she's got it blocked. Maybe she has a keyword, camel toe block.

00:10:00 - 00:10:05 | Speaker 4:

But, but, but I, I will, I will say, I will say this.

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You can do that.

00:10:06 - 00:10:23 | Speaker 4:

It's amazing. It is amazing to know though, that people are so unbelievably rude sometimes with the comments that they will say on social media. All right. We'll be right back with more Mojo in the morning, more camel toe for Tony coming up.

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