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It's Mojo in the morning. Guys cannot watch porn together. I thought that that was just like an always unwritten rule, okay? And then...

Oh, God. Are you looking for permission?

No, I don't want to.

Okay. No. I don't want to be a part of this topic.

Listen, I don't even like watching... Like, I know some people are like watching porn. Like, Chelsea's not a person that would like to watch porn. And I used to think that I would, that would be hot. I think I'd be uncomfortable with watching porn in front of Chelsea. Especially the porn that I watch. What do you watch?

No, I don't know. We're off for it.

Oh, you want to know?

You can, you guys can text each other later today about this. I don't want to know.

They're giving each other weird love.

Sometimes, sometimes I am into, and I know it sounds weird because it's, it's big now. But sometimes I'm into the stepbrother porn.

I knew you were going to say this just to make me uncomfortable.

Stepmother porn. Just to make me uncomfortable. Is it typically like in a basement? Go on with your topic. Their rooms are in a basement, right? She comes down. Put that air fryer up. It's like, no, mom. I'm hungry. Oh, I got something for you to eat. What is wrong with you? What are you into? What are you like? I don't watch porn like that, but I typically watch. What do you do, anime? What is it? No, I tried to get off porn. Okay, good. And I relapsed. I ain't gonna lie. I relapsed like last week. I didn't touch myself, though. Yeah. Twitter sometimes will catch you. Twitter is all. Okay, I keep hearing.

I'm not on Twitter.

Twitter is wild.

There's actual porn on Twitter? How is that allowed?

I'll show you. I mean, Elon, it's free speech. You can do whatever you want on there, I guess. Yeah. It's crazy on Twitter. It's crazy.

Kids could just get on Twitter and see porn like that. Yeah.

And you could search a word that has nothing to even do with something sexual, and it'll be there.

Can I be honest with you? That's where I fall back into it. Because I try not to do it either. And I really, I will say this, it's one of those things where I feel like the moment you do it, you're like, oh, this is it. And it's not like one of those things where every night you're doing it, it's like you do it and you're like, oh, you feel like you got to go to confession afterwards.

This world is so sexualized.

But Twitter definitely, you fall upon it. All right. So let me tell you my story. You and your friends. My story. So no.

You guys were on Twitter.

No. So a buddy of mine, Steve, says, hey, we're renting. He is Airbnb-ing with a group of guys. And I know these guys, but I don't really hang out that much with. I know Steve more than anything. They're renting a place up north. They're going to go up north and get a place. And they go up north. They all hang out for like a long weekend. The.

They're not golfers. They don't like golfing, but what they like to do is they like to go up north, get away from their wives, and they are really into going to the bars in the town and stuff like that. I don't even know what town it is. Where's Walloon like at?

Walloon? Up north.

It is like ... I know. What town is that? It's Walloon. So it's Walloon or whatever. So they'll go to the bars, and then they'll hang out at their place, and they like to play cards. so they like to play poker and things like that. And I said, so what do you guys do with each other? And he said that they do this, they'll go, they'll do that, they'll go to the lake, they'll go hang out on the lake together, drink on the lake, and then they'll go home at night sometimes, barbecue a bunch of food up, and then play cards. And I said, so what's going on when people are playing cards? Oh, we kind of sit there and we'll throw porn up on you.

That is so wildly weird.

They'll throw like porn up on the TV and they'll have like, and I said to him, I go, what's that? He goes like, we just want like girls, you know, like, uh, uh, you know, on the TV. And I said to him, I go, I get, I don't think this is something that I really, uh, would be into.

Getting excited.

And I said to him, I go, do you guys not like, like usually if I go on a trip with a group of guys, we go, go, uh, go golfing. So we'll go up north, and we'll go play Crystal Downs or whatever the deal is, and then we'll go drink at night, and then we come back the next day or two days later. I don't necessarily like first playing cards, and I definitely don't want to play cards in a room where there's crazy TV and porn going on.

What if it's like a sports game on, or music playing, or whose idea is that?

Yeah, throw the Tigers game on.

You know what I mean? Throw the Tata's on. I couldn't imagine being with the homies at the crib and just randomly threw some porn on in the background. Could you imagine?

Well, and then the other thing, too, is a couple of his friends are kind of weird friends. They're like neighborhood guy friends. And I'm like, eh, you know.

That's a little suggestive.

Yeah, it is a little weird.

Somebody's just making it open. Hey, if anybody interested.

But can I be quite honest with you?

I think that's what's going on.

I think that they do this as they're, we're going to get, you know, we're going to go up north, get away from the wives, have some time to ourselves type thing.

And watch porn together. Somebody wants something to happen. I feel like that's, nobody is just watching porn. You think with each other or you think. Nobody's watching porn for just casual enjoyment. Yeah. Like you're not, you're not binging back shots.

is it weird or is it normal uh to watch porn with another person what's going on mike how you doing

man i'm cool mojo how you doing man how y'all doing good morning good morning buddy look man mojo i'm not watching porn with the bros come on are you crazy i know are you crazy

i know i'm serious i i i believe you and i also agree with you these guys do that man

Man like bro Me and the bros Just chilling on Saturday Watching the McGregor fight You know It was a 30 second fight Just imagine We chilling drinking And then someone Turned on some porn Right He trying to get on That's a little ditty bro That's a little ditty That's a little ditty

I know I know It's weird

I will say this though For transparency I will say this Back in high school I don't know Who had it But they had like Bootylicious 3 It was like a DVD everybody in the class got a piece of that dvd well y'all i'll pass it around everybody got it

now that porn is so free out there i think that it's no longer you know let's put it on and see what it looks like type thing you know what's going on trevor hi what's going on what's going

on yeah i would agree with kev back in the day man when you when we were little we thought it was funny but today if i was sitting around with the guys man and someone pulled up some porn that's just that's that's some other level are you watching out it's weird can i also say something

that also is is weird to me trevor and i couldn't couldn't do this and listen i love guy trips like i love going on guy trips i don't want to stay with another guy on a guy trip what you mean you want your own space yeah like the idea of of getting a uh an airbnb and all staying in the same place i got my own house you know what i mean like oh really god girls are so different what if it don't work out like that no i i don't i want to stay like if i go on a guy trip i want to have a hotel room and i want to go back to my room by myself and have my

I, you know, just rest time by myself. Like, if I go on a golf trip, I don't want to rent a house. That's more fun to me. I remember back in the day we had a coworker that used to work here that would do up north trips with his buddies. And they would rent the honeymoon suite and all stay in the same room together. And to me, like, that's weird, too. I don't want to be in the same place with other people. If I'm on a guy trip. I guess. Go ahead, bro.

I was going to say, I guess I can say the same thing. Unless it's like we're camping or something. you know but yeah an airbnb with with the guys and stuff just with a guy or something like that

not my thing not my own space it's funny the girl and the girls snuggle like we'll i'll share a bed with you know my girlfriends that's too much we had our own room all the time we do when we have an airbnb i prefer airbnbs bro i like a communal experience now obviously like we go to our own separate rooms but i don't want to be like i'm what's the point of the guy i'm just gonna see when we go outside like we come back to the crib we're drinking we having a good time we talking the game all like whatever the vibe is you can do that if you had a hotel room you can't do that we have a hotel room if i have a hotel room i can go back to the hotel afterwards but it's so

confined like you in like a room like i'm not trying to do that like we gotta advocate move around hold on uh colin what's happening i don't know what i can't can't say yo what's going on

guys um just had a funny funny one um and i was at a bachelor party similar to what kev was just saying communal experience we all had an airbnb there's like eight or nine guys spur of the moment we uh we all decided we want to get a party bus and go out on the town go drinking whatever so we were in northern michigan got kind of a a clunker it wasn't like a limousine right and we get in and the driver's running us through how to get the the music set up there's a big flat screen tv in the back and he's telling us all the rules of his party bus right and uh we get to the end of that spiel and he goes i got that tv back there it works it works fine guys you want me to throw on some porn and we all looked at each other and just started dying laughing. I had never thought that would be something you know, a group of bachelor guys on the menu for the night.

And?

And? And we politely declined.

That's the one thing. I've been to bachelor parties where guys we've had bachelor parties and guys will put porn on it. I'm like Listen, we don't need to see naked women that much that you're going to throw it on the TV. Bring in the strippers.

For a joke, though, I probably would have told him to put it on in a limo. I probably would have told him to cut it off shortly thereafter, but I probably would have been like, for sure.

Hold on, Tony, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

Hey, Mojo. How you doing? First time in a long time. Hey, Tony. Tony on the phone.

What's happening, Tony?

Hey, so. My cousin likes to throw parties and have my younger cousin like throw up house parties and have like Halloween parties and whatever, just a house full of people partying and then throw on porn for the whole party to watch. like just weird types of porn like little people porn and whatever just just a little bitty dude with a big old bro and a big old heavy d woman riding him

this was this was your cousin throwing these parties what town are we talking about where these parties are going where do you guys live jackson michigan oh jackson michigan Oh, my God. Hold on. Zach, what's up, Zach? Hi.

Hey, how are you guys doing this morning? Good. What's going on, Zach? A couple years ago, a couple roommates and I, this was my best buddy and my girlfriend. My girlfriend suggested we do a family porn night. And there was no limit to the kind of porn we watched. I mean, it was just regular 3D, you name it. Ruining my church history. And I'm like, yeah. He was ruining my search history. E.T.L.D. werewolf type stuff. Oh, my God. A family night?

How long did the night go?

This was like a two-hour session.

Oh, my God.

Hold on, Vinny. What's up, Vinny? It's Mojo in the morning. Guys cannot watch porn together. What did you want to say?

I came home, right, Mojo? Yeah, I came home. I had roommates and I came home and I was and it was all in the living room

watching on the bed screen, watching porn. I said, oh, okay, what y'all watching? It was me on the screen. What? You had a tape? Vinny. Yeah, I had a record. Two nights before, this girl was at a hotel room. She said, oh, yeah, yeah. I said, dang, we can record? She said, yeah. I ran back to the house, got the recorder, and then when every video did and everything, I mean, I was a star that night. I was, bang, bang.

So wait, so your roommates found this and watched it?

So I came home, I put my bag down, and I had my recorder on top, and then I'm going to go work out and play basketball. So I came back that night, and I was in there just watching the porn. I heard it going, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, what y'all watching, man? And they all just glued to the TV, all looking, And I'm like, hey, that's me. That's kind of crazy.

Oh, my God. Vinny, that's craziness. Did y'all finish it? Yeah, I didn't finish it. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

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